The Funky Panther
The Funky Panther podcast: Chad, Javier, and Tim deliver high-energy, hilarious banter with random commentary, raunchy humor, and featured guests. Join the fun for an hour-long show that takes you on a refreshing, informative journey through the colorful world of music, news, arts, and entertainment.
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The Comeback Story
After facing an incredibly tough hiatus marked by personal loss, we're back and ready to share our journey with you. We start with a heartfelt and humorous catch-up, discussing the struggles and growth we've experienced. Tim opens up about the heart-wrenching loss of his mother to a rare disease, and how he's taking proactive steps to understand his own health risks. We also share our excitement about upcoming plans, like attending a wrestling match and ACL, making this a mix of emotional depth and light-hearted banter.
Ever wondered how to navigate the murky waters of credit card debt and banking scams? We’ve got you covered. From understanding the statute of limitations on debt to sharing a controversial glitch with Chase Bank, we dive into some seriously valuable financial insights. We also tackle the alarming trend of check fraud influenced by TikTok and how it’s affecting younger generations. All while adding a sprinkle of humor with speculative topics like aliens and quirky purchases, making financial wisdom surprisingly entertaining.
Summer adventures, viral fame, and the joy of fall—our latest escapades have something for everyone. We recount highlights from New Orleans, a Dallas Wings game, and Mexican Heritage Night at the Ranger game, and introduce our new cat, Artemis. We also debate men's fashion trends, from skirts becoming mainstream to the practicality of business shorts. Rounding off with thoughts on Fort Worth’s local scene and a special mention of the Quaker City Nighthawks show, this episode is packed with stories, laughs, and insights you won’t want to miss. Join us as we blend heartfelt moments with financial advice and fun anecdotes, truly capturing the essence of the Funky Panther.
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No, I had no idea. I looked. I was just checking the other day. I'm like I bet you he's grown quite a bit. He's everywhere and I was like, holy fuck, I did not expect that.
Speaker 3:I mean, that's good.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:That's good, but we just need to beat ourselves off and beat off the competition.
Speaker 2:Is this the longest break we've taken?
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, it's definitely the longest break it's been a month, because there was a A month and a half.
Speaker 4:Oh no, it was the 25th whenever we did the last episode. Yeah, thanks a lot, mom.
Speaker 1:I'm filling up my lungs.
Speaker 2:I got fuck you money, girl Come on in your fantasy of sex, robots are just dude robots. Yeah, like bottom Did you expect this yeah, Bottom.
Speaker 4:I mean honestly we don't need the top, we just need the bottom, we just need the waist down situation.
Speaker 2:Get in here. We got to start the show Just give it some time.
Speaker 1:We got to start the show. Just give it some time. We gotta start the show. I like the girls that do drugs, girls with cigarette in the back of the club, girls that hate cops and bad girls, girls with no bonds, girls that's mean just for fun. I like girls who make love, but I love girls who like to fuck. That's what's up. What the fuck was that?
Speaker 2:I don't know what that was.
Speaker 4:I wish I was high right now.
Speaker 2:Oh, hello everyone, and welcome to the Funky Panther Coming to you from Fort Worth Texas. We have got a long, probably episode for you here, on episode 180. We are back from a long hiatus. The longest break the boys have ever taken off the show Been a little bit over a month and a half, maybe two months at this point, I don't know. Anyways, sit back, relax and enjoy. Let's get into it. I'm Chad.
Speaker 4:I'm Javier.
Speaker 3:I'm.
Speaker 4:Tim, and we are the Funky Panther.
Speaker 3:That was the Dare by Girls or Girls by the Dare. Okay, tiktok man. I've been hearing that song a lot lately and it's really catchy.
Speaker 2:You're like let's throw in the intro. I love it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I was just like you know. Let's just put that in there.
Speaker 2:I wanted to throw you off a little bit. I like the beat, yeah, nice.
Speaker 4:I'm glad someone in that's joining us on the live stream.
Speaker 3:What's crazy is I forgot to feed them for like almost a month. They were really happy today because you finally fed them.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what did you feed them? I fed them dog food.
Speaker 3:Oh, okay, like a normal person Like a normal child needs.
Speaker 2:Hey, thanks for everybody joining us already here on YouTube. We kind of skipped over the first 30 this year, this year I feel like it's been that long.
Speaker 3:It has been a year.
Speaker 2:This episode just because of the fact we've got so much to catch up on. The boys haven't even seen each other very much over the past month and a half, maybe a couple of times. This will just be us catching up, talking about anything that's going on.
Speaker 3:We had one encounter where we were all together recently.
Speaker 4:No, I mean whenever last week last weekend.
Speaker 2:That was the only time we've been together, all three of us, in the past month and a half no. At the same time, matt War, we went to see the wrestling match after we had him on and that was awesome. That was so much fun.
Speaker 3:That was so much fun, in fact, so much so that I want to go to the next one, october 17th or something like that.
Speaker 2:I think it's in the middle of October.
Speaker 4:Yeah, oh man, Are we going to be at ACL?
Speaker 2:Are we going to be at ACL?
Speaker 3:But for that specific thing, I don't know. That's what I'm saying, is it? I don't know, man.
Speaker 2:You don't know when you're going to ACL. No, I know when we're going to ACL. Yeah, second weekend. What weekend is that? The second one? That's the question you don't piece of shit.
Speaker 4:Anyways, also real quick. Did you ever send Doc Rock that audio from the? He probably didn't.
Speaker 2:No, Just so you know. It is not because of us.
Speaker 4:No, no, no.
Speaker 3:This man's mother died this man's mom's dead.
Speaker 2:I had to find it. I had to find, I had to find it. You can't make this a comedy yet.
Speaker 3:You gotta let him make it into a comedy. That's not okay I'm sorry, tim.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry you had to do yeah.
Speaker 3:So uh, cat's out of the bag. That's why we've been gone for about a month and a half for those of it, because people have been asking. People have been asking I would just jump right into that. Uh, yeah, so my mom died and um had a rare disease and uh, so I spent the last month and a half dealing with that and now I get to get tested to find out if I'm genetic carrier.
Speaker 2:Oh wow, is it something that can be like? Yeah, it can be, it can be hereditary. Yeah, it can be hereditary 100%.
Speaker 3:So that means, I could just be a ticking time bomb.
Speaker 4:But I did read that you can also get it from tainted beef yeah, that's super rare though. Yeah, yeah, it's super rare, medium rare or well done. Sorry, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2:Really really rare, I'm sorry. So is the disease just in general, right?
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, just in general right like yeah, yeah, it's one of them, literally like one in a million, I think like 300 people maybe a year in the united states get diagnosed with it.
Speaker 2:That's fucking.
Speaker 3:It's good crooks filled jacobs disease or cjd. Um, yeah, so I'm getting tested, but, um, I will say this while my mom was actively dying because I was there for that. Yeah, I'm sitting next to my sister and my rest of my family's there and I make the comment. I was like, well, at least I have a built-in gauge to know if I'm going to have it. And they looked at me kind of funny and I said, well, I've got an older brother and older sister, so they most definitely are going to get it before I do.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:So I just got to wait realistically and just find out.
Speaker 4:But better to know now, right.
Speaker 3:Or is gotta wait realistically and just find out. But better to know now, right, or is it we? So this is something that we now I am faced with this dilemma right, because we, we talked about this. Would you want to know that you're gonna die at a at a predetermined date, right? I thought about that yeah, yeah, so I, I don't know I still want to know.
Speaker 4:I would want to know. I would want to know.
Speaker 2:I think so too. I would also. The difference is you don't know the date.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I just know a general time frame like between like 60 and 70.
Speaker 2:Right, but you plan on basically being dead at that point anyway 55 is the goal. Yeah, so I mean, you don't really have much.
Speaker 3:Maybe 47. Dude, you don't really have much to worry about Maybe 47.
Speaker 4:Dude, really, I thought I was going to kill myself at 30, so we're here.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we're here. This episode isn't about you. Yes, it is Everything is.
Speaker 3:This is my show and the main character. No, it's just really weird. But yeah, that's where we've been going for the past about a month and a half or whatever. We had a couple episodes we had to just not do. We were planning on it because, you know, things came up and everything, but yeah, just a crazy, crazy amount of time. But we're all doing good, family's good, everybody's good, my dad's good. Um, you know, I want to. I want to actually take this time, um, and and just thank everybody that came out, did it, you know, did anything for me, checked in on me, uh, checked in on the family, all that stuff. Um, I'm gonna tell you straight up sam Sam from the failed podcast, he is one of the sweetest individuals I've ever come across.
Speaker 4:Absolutely.
Speaker 3:He put together a nice little him and his wife put together a nice little basket, because you know they went through something similar not all that long ago. So they put together a nice little basket of things that can, you know, kind of help out and stuff like that. And that was something that you know I didn't expect to get or wasn't asking for anything, and he just did it out of the kindness of his own heart, and I really appreciate that.
Speaker 3:So I want to thank Sam for that. I know he doesn't want his roses, but he's going to get them. Outside of that. It feels good to be back here, though. It feels, good to be back in kind of a routine.
Speaker 4:Yeah yeah, it was still weird, I mean it's still like, still like. I mean, what do you tell somebody, what do you tell a friend that is going through that? And you know, we kept on telling you, me and Chad we're like what can we do? What can we do for him?
Speaker 3:it sucks to suck. That's what you just said.
Speaker 2:Let's take him out for a drink. Well, he probably wants to be with her more than us, though, right those were big worries, so let. We just kept going back and forth, but we definitely fell for it. I think it's kind of bizarre to consider the fact that something like this could go downhill so quickly. It was just May June when it started, yeah somewhere around there. And then it was just like, oh well, this might be happening, this might be happening. And it's like, oh shit, and then it just took a turn.
Speaker 2:It's bizarre to think that anything could happen at any point. Yeah, just, could happen to anyone at any point.
Speaker 3:Yeah, just uh, be nice to your family and I will say this uh, make sure that you have your shit together. Um, for real, you want to make sure that you've got. Uh, you know, I will tell people, go get a trust set up. Um, make sure you got. There's a thing that a lot of and basically when someone dies, their entire estate goes away and it just immediately transfers into the other person. So, like, what's interesting is any debts and all that stuff don't transfer over, because if they're in that one person's estate, they no longer have an estate, and so there's ways that you can fix it. Rich people know this because it takes a lawyer. Right, it's not that expensive. It's a couple thousand dollars to get that set up. But you get a trust set up, you get all your stuff set up. Make sure that you have your money taken care of and hidden. There's things that people don't know about that you might come to a time that you need to be in a nursing home and it's going to cost you some money.
Speaker 1:Hide your shit.
Speaker 3:I'd probably start looking and setting up a trust around like in your 50s, I mean sooner be good, or good
Speaker 4:or sooner be good, or tell you what sooner be better um sooner be better.
Speaker 3:But uh, you know before you what a lot of people don't know is medicaid actually will look back five years. So I didn't know this. But if you gave a gift to somebody, yeah, and then within a five year period, like say, you gave them like $15,000, $20,000 for whatever reason and you have to go to a nursing home and have to go on Medicaid within that five-year period of giving that gift, medicaid looks at that gift as that was your money and you should think you have to give it back.
Speaker 2:Yeah they want it yeah.
Speaker 3:That's crazy Dude, it is insane.
Speaker 4:It sounds like a reverse JG Wentworth situation. It really is. So you got to hide your money.
Speaker 3:And that's why wealthy people are really good at hiding their money, because they don't want to lose their money, right? But it costs money to hide it and compartmentalize it, and so it'll cost you a little bit of money, but in the long run it's going to help's my, uh, that's my two cents worth now I learned something about money this past week too.
Speaker 2:You want to hear what I want to learn about money so back when I had all the surgery for the cancer thing, that one time I had to go back and get a pet scan, where they like these pet scans are like seven thousand dollars, they're fucking obnoxious, yeah, and I had to have one every year for five years and so my insurance paid for the first two or something like that, and then they just said, nah, and I'm like, but I've already, like I've already done them, because they were so late on getting back to me on it. I had already had two more and so I was so upset.
Speaker 1:I'm like I can't just pay fourteen thousand dollars or something like I've paid everything else like and so I just didn't.
Speaker 2:I didn't pay it. That's the only thing in my life that has ever gone to collections, because I thought if it's a medical bill, it won't show up on your credit report. That's what I heard. Is, if it's medical, it won't show up on your credit report.
Speaker 3:It shows up, but they're not supposed to be able to do anything with it.
Speaker 4:I heard that if you pay like $10 a month, that they'll just write it off as a loss. Yeah, that's what I heard.
Speaker 2:Well, I told them. I was like they're like, hey, do you want to pay it in increments, where it's like $1,000 a month? And I'm like what? Yeah, sure, that's not helpful at all. And so I'm like what I can do is $40. And so I've been paying $40 since then and, for whatever reason, this year they stopped taking money out of my account.
Speaker 4:I didn't even notice, they just wrote it off as a loss Friday, October 18th Okay. Oh, perfect, yeah, we'll be here. Are you going to be here, chad, are you going to be?
Speaker 2:in Afghanistan. I might be in Florida, but if not, I'm down to go as well.
Speaker 3:Florida is the new Afghanistan. It is, it is.
Speaker 2:So the whole thing. Apparently I had just hit eight years, and at eight years they can no longer like you're. There's the statue of libertations that we keep talking about on the show yeah and it just like it goes away. And so they keep calling me and if you re-establish payments, yeah, it starts over.
Speaker 2:Yep, I had no idea you also can't, uh, you, you also can't, um, admit to the debt over the phone I hope I didn't do that because, like I called them not knowing, and they're like you want to pay, you want to pay, we'll just set it. I'm like, well, I need to understand what's going on. First, because payments just stopped. Like none of this seems right to me, and so I hung up and then I just started like doing a lot of research and, sure enough, like it's not on my credit report anymore.
Speaker 4:It's gone Seven years it drops the end of those last couple years, the more desperate they get. Yeah, they'll just blow you up. I had a Neiman's card and they put my last name wrong. They put Javier Wagner.
Speaker 2:Street is the street name.
Speaker 4:Yeah, and I was like, hmm, I'm going to take advantage of this. I maxed that card out and I just said fuck it. And every time they'd call can I speak to Javier Wagner? There's no man of that name. I'm Javier Hernandez, and the last couple of years they're like Mr Wagner. I'm like nope, that man doesn't exist. And then it just fell off. It just finally fell off Nice. So I got like a Gucci shoes and I got like some really nice button ups. I don't fit anymore, obviously.
Speaker 3:So the moral of the story is like you should just make sure they have your street name on there.
Speaker 4:But here's the thing though they have like my aliases on my credit report is that an alias, your?
Speaker 2:wagner is one of my aliases I'm like, okay, that's your whole only fans thing too. You just kind of went with it, fuck yes blackie wagner, that's uh, that's my dog's name when the street you lived on right.
Speaker 4:Is that the?
Speaker 2:your dog's name, the street. Moving on, I think um what else anytime? The dog's name comes out. It's time to move on I did that.
Speaker 4:I did that a couple times, yeah, but no, my credit score is going up now that's good yeah but now everybody's like here get this credit card, get this credit card anymore, and I'm like okay, okay.
Speaker 2:I will just don't use it, or like I do, you know because you want to have a high credit.
Speaker 3:It's like I know, I do, I do use it. I do use it.
Speaker 4:They say, if you don't use it, you lose it this is true, that's true, you gotta use it. I've also heard that you're supposed to do it right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't. I bet you did do that at one point.
Speaker 4:I did when I first got them, when I was 18.
Speaker 2:Yeah, same, it was my American.
Speaker 4:Eagle card and like my Zales card.
Speaker 2:I had $300 at QT and $1,200 just credit card and they were maxed the fuck out.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 3:For kids.
Speaker 4:We didn't know any I. They should teach that at school.
Speaker 3:How to get free money. How to get free money. I want to talk about the free money glitch that's been going around, have you?
Speaker 4:heard of that. Oh, the Chase one.
Speaker 3:The Chase one. Have you heard what? So somebody posted something on social media. This is the bad thing about social media. It's basically like a free money glitch with Chase. So you go in there and you open up an account. You get checks, right. You essentially write a check for some extreme, crazy amount of money deposited. Most normal banks put a hold on it, right, for whatever reason. Chase's showed like you could put like $900 million and it would show $900 million in your account, and then you go and take out as much money as you can get and close your account. Okay, so that's what people are doing, because, because they thought it was a glitch, they thought it was a glitch, I close my account. They can't do anything, right, guess what that's called check fraud. Yeah, yeah, that's federal, isn't it? And 500 or below. So if it's below 500, it's a misdemeanor. Anything above 500 is Felony.
Speaker 4:Felony is felony felony damn yeah, and a bunch of people have been doing it and documenting it on tiktok. What a bunch of. For you to dry snitch on yourself is wild. Yeah, like, how do you think that you can be? Like, oh, look what I did.
Speaker 3:And then you know so I mean, it was like that's like a common, it's a common scam that people would pull like on facebook, marketplace and stuff like that. Um, so this dude kind of was telling his story about it on Tik TOK and how he was selling a motorcycle. He used to love selling. He'd go buy cheap bikes, kind of fix them up, turn around and sell them Right. So somebody gave him a thousand dollars down and it said, hey, let's go to the bank and we'll do, I'll write a check and you can deposit it right there and cool. And you can deposit it right there and cool.
Speaker 3:So that's what he did three thousand dollars. He put a thousand dollars down to be four thousand dollars total. Three thousand dollar check goes in. They went to the bank and did all this, wrote it out and, uh, shut the account down, wrote a hot check. Essentially he deposited a hot check. Had he went and immediately pulled money out, he could have been, you know, liable to an extent. Right, he's probably getting proved, you know, through that they were able to prove that he wasn't in on this because the person who went to the fucking bank was on camera.
Speaker 1:You know doing it.
Speaker 3:But I mean, it's a scan that people been doing. They just got the younger people of the of the world to uh start participating in this uh on themselves that's crazy.
Speaker 2:I could definitely see like if I'm trying to think.
Speaker 3:So, anyways, I got about a million dollars.
Speaker 2:Trying to think of a way you can get away with this without getting like a felony. It's like if you wrote yourself a check and deposited it, is that the felony? Or trying to take the money out afterward Is that the felony? I think both Okay, because I'm thinking like, oh okay.
Speaker 3:I can write myself a check. You wrote a hot check.
Speaker 2:I've got $46,000 in my account and you show somebody like, look, I'm worth the money, and then they give you money.
Speaker 3:So people used to do that like trying to get like loans and stuff right. Right, yeah, so they would put like a and it would show in their bank People, it's a, it's. It's wild, though, like that's what tiktok gets you. Tiktok gets you into doing all sorts of stuff, like buying shoes, you know what?
Speaker 4:yes, yes, I, we were talking about this and I was looking through my emails right now. Look at this email I got. It says your credit score improved and you know, keep it up.
Speaker 1:Yeah, keep great job keep it up, buddy.
Speaker 4:Great job it up.
Speaker 2:I'm trying to buy like a house yeah, you need a good credit score for that you need a good credit score for a house, for an engagement ring, for fucking like you don't need a credit score for engagement.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you do you want to get a credit card? In a goddamn fucking jewelry store, you just pay cash. Fuck. No, are you kidding me?
Speaker 2:I want the government to pay for like five years, six years you know you're paying the interest on that, though right like it's not the government that's paying for it man, I'll just like fake my death or something within five years you're gonna fake yours you got a great plan yeah, I can go to venezuela what do you mean?
Speaker 4:they're gonna the government's gonna pay for it are even going to be here in five years.
Speaker 3:Yes, I believe we are, I will be, maybe, I don't know.
Speaker 4:Chad's going to live forever.
Speaker 3:Chad's like the cockroach you just can't kill.
Speaker 1:Yeah. I'll be like He'll be in fucking Italy.
Speaker 3:Emphasis on the cock.
Speaker 2:I'll basically be dead, but I'll still be alive. You know what?
Speaker 1:I mean, I'll be like in a wheelchair.
Speaker 3:I mean, we're all dead inside a little bit right. Oh yeah, mentally we're all dead. So five years, five years from now, you picture yourself like unable to move in a wheelchair.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, but like, maybe at like 70, I'll be basically dead without being dead, you know.
Speaker 3:I got you Well preserved.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think so Again, because we're continuing to pickle ourselves.
Speaker 4:Chrissy says I think the aliens are coming next week, so we'll see.
Speaker 3:I haven't heard that. We'll see.
Speaker 4:Yeah, no. So yeah, banking stuff. That's crazy how that's been happening.
Speaker 3:But they already got that fixed though. Yeah, they had Chase fix that real quick yeah.
Speaker 4:So it had been just trending this past.
Speaker 3:I'm just curious. I want to see how many cases are going to start popping up.
Speaker 2:Oh, a lot of them, it's kind of like the people that Dude, we're in this money situation that I don't think that people realize we are fucked.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but inflation is low right now.
Speaker 2:Because we're factoring it off of three things. The government factors off the same things that they always have. It's not like they don't take into account that none of our you know wages have gone up, even though the houses have gone up four times. All that, whatever Right, but like when you look at like credit cards, cars, houses, multifamily homes, single family homes, all these things are going into default. The numbers are all like driving up because no one knows how to handle their fucking money anymore. It's crazy. Young kids don't want jobs. What are people doing? What are we gonna do? We're so fucked.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we're we're in a, I think we're, I think we're about to have that. Uh, have that bubble again.
Speaker 2:That's gonna really burst I think we're gonna have a bubble or just an all-out war or something. Something bad's gonna happen. I feel like I don't know. We'll see what happens.
Speaker 3:I just had to write a write a short paper on well, it's not really a short paper, but like a discussion on uh, because I'm in school still. I'll never be out of it, um, but I'm taking a political science class on terrorism oh yeah you know because, why not? And I, had to write a short paper on like what do you think the next wave of terrorism is going to be?
Speaker 2:they're trying to project terrorism by paper.
Speaker 3:That's not a good idea. What's the next wave? They're trying to get you with what they're trying to do.
Speaker 2:It's like which one of these kids is a terrorist?
Speaker 3:I talked about eco-terrorism and how I think that's going to kick off soon. You know again, like what Eco-terrorism? Well, everybody's talking about climate change and eventually someone's going to get really radicalized and they're going to drive their Tesla into a power plant and just well, you know, here lately people have been like hitting up, like those grid areas, you know, those big power plants that yeah, they're trying to do their what the gritty is always called yep that's what it is.
Speaker 2:Everyone's doing, the gritty these days blowing up the power grits.
Speaker 4:Actually yeah. I'm looking at the-.
Speaker 3:That's the thing right.
Speaker 4:At the group chat at Fight Club. I would love that situation where it just wipes everyone's debt. But I would like to know before, so that way I can like-.
Speaker 3:Run it up. Run it up or buy a bunch of shit Back on dead parents and stuff. Yeah yeah Back on like dead parents and stuff, yeah, so my mom had a bunch of credit cards and I just thought like, well, we're going to do this. What if we just bought everything that we wanted, yeah, and then stop paying them, right, but then that feels like credit card fraud.
Speaker 2:That is absolutely credit card fraud 100%. You're using a credit card for someone that no longer is with us.
Speaker 3:No, no Before Before.
Speaker 2:Well, then that probably could have been okay.
Speaker 4:Yeah, maybe I don't know. Well, it's kind of like you know, we're watching the sopranos right now we should have just done it and there was a situation where there was a guy.
Speaker 4:he's like hey, you know you're, I'm glad you're back and you know you got to do some stuff so we can get back in our good graces. Man, I need to borrow like $20,000 though. Look, I'll pay a point and a half in the VIG. You know if you can do me a solid in lending me 20 grand. He's like I got to give you two points on the VIG. I'm sorry. He's like okay, but he knows he's going to get hit like in a week. So I mean, it's kind of like one of those situations.
Speaker 3:It doesn't matter, doesn't matter.
Speaker 4:Yeah, doesn't matter.
Speaker 3:I mean, would I have gotten in trouble if I just ran a car?
Speaker 4:It depends on, I guess, the amount, I guess anything over $1,000,. You know they'll look into. Yeah, no, I mean, I'm just saying, if I just started to run up the credit cards.
Speaker 1:You know.
Speaker 3:I mean like about a month and a half out before two months out, something like that.
Speaker 4:I don't know, I'm not sure.
Speaker 3:Hey, anyways, what else have we done, since we've been just trying to figure out how to make some money real quick.
Speaker 2:Yeah well, this isn't the place to do it on a podcast that's out there for everyone to listen.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, this is podcast that's out there for everyone to listen.
Speaker 4:oh yeah, this is not the place to conspire crime.
Speaker 3:It's probably accurate. But I mean, if you were going to conspire crime, I think that would probably be the good crime to do credit card fraud? No, no, no, no. Not fraud, just just running up credit cards on somebody else and then look I. I truly believe that she would have wanted me to have all those things.
Speaker 4:I think so too, I think she would have wanted me to have all those things. I think so too. I think she would have wanted you to get a couple jet skis.
Speaker 2:She wants you to have anything that your heart desires.
Speaker 3:Yeah, the jet skis and the primates that I was going to purchase.
Speaker 2:Primates. That's number two on the list. It's jet skis and primates.
Speaker 3:Well, I mean, who's going to ride the jet skis with you? What are you fucking, Lion King? You got to have the chimp to ride the jet skis.
Speaker 2:You got a girlfriend and lots of friends. You don't need a chimp, but just think about it. Yeah, I mean, I've thought about it.
Speaker 4:It would be pretty freaking cool On the group chat Pokemon. Car dupes are the new crime.
Speaker 2:Are they? I actually went down to New Braunfels to hang out with Danny.
Speaker 3:I thought you were going to say you went down that rabbit hole and started trying to make dupes.
Speaker 2:I went down, uh, there, to see them in the family and porter was showing me all his pokemon cards and some of them was like oh shit, you got some good ones. And I was like, look at him, like, oh, that's a fake card. He's got a like where'd you get this? He's like target. I'm like no, you didn't. Where'd you get this card target? No, you didn't. Yeah, apparently like Like no, you didn't. Where'd you get this card Target? No, you didn't. Yeah, apparently like a lot of them were not.
Speaker 3:So where's Porter getting these cards?
Speaker 2:Is he going out, and I think he's just trading them with kids or something. Maybe he's trading I don't know cards. At school that's what he used to do.
Speaker 3:You know, I think he's buying them off of somebody off the street corner.
Speaker 4:If he's buying those cards from kids, he's supporting terrorism, because that's what those cards do.
Speaker 3:Or child labor.
Speaker 4:Yes.
Speaker 3:I mean.
Speaker 4:I mean it makes sense.
Speaker 3:I mean, I think his parents should have a talking with him.
Speaker 4:No, I think they're in on it. They probably are Danny's, the one that creates them.
Speaker 3:Danny has Porter right back there making them.
Speaker 2:Porter's not buying them, he's selling them. That's why he's telling you where he's like a target Danny's got him stick to your story, porter. Danny's got him taught man alright, so what have we been up to for?
Speaker 3:the past couple months.
Speaker 2:Matt War Pro. We did go to that and that was so much fun. We didn't really talk about it, but we Southside. Preservation hall. There was a good amount of people there. Like with your ticket you get free martin house beer because they're one of the uh sponsors sponsors um, and then they had kelly's onion burger outside we had a.
Speaker 2:We had a good meal before we went inside and the show was fantastic absolutely so entertaining yeah I honestly think the best part about it, though, though much love to the event, but you were my favorite part about the entire show.
Speaker 3:I honestly think that they should just hire you to be a plant in the audience.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because you were just like what was the word? Heckling, heckling, heckling, the entire time.
Speaker 3:Can you imagine though Javier gets into this world? Javier loves wrestling.
Speaker 4:Oh, yeah, love it Love it.
Speaker 3:You put him in there, they hire him, he's an audience plant. And then one of the wrestlers I mean they've got it all planned out. And one of the wrestlers grabs you.
Speaker 2:And now you're in the middle of fighting Dude. That's exactly what they need to do.
Speaker 4:He had people suck Jesus. Remember that part? Yeah, bro, that was like the characters. By the way, like I don't want to call them characters.
Speaker 2:I mean, they're characters.
Speaker 3:Yeah they're. Yeah the wrestlers, yeah the wrestlers.
Speaker 4:And their characters Like I don't watch fucking wrestling. Yeah the wrestlers, though. That gave me the high five multiple times that shit fucking hurt.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that fucking. I don't know. You heard the fucking-. Hey, could you imagine taking the slap across the?
Speaker 4:chest. Holy shit, I can't imagine.
Speaker 3:But I would love to be like a plant and him throw me in the ring and then ah, but that one guy, the one guy that walked in there and acted like he was nice and then would flip people off and then, oh, but that one guy, the one guy that walked in there and like, acted like he was nice and then, like, would flip people off.
Speaker 2:That was the. Wasn't that the guy? Yeah, that was the same guy that gave him the high five. Oh, he gave you the high five.
Speaker 4:Yeah, fucking like three high fives in a row. Each one would be harder than the next. But wrestlers, their personas were pretty hilarious.
Speaker 3:yeah, I mean, there's that hobo jesus or what was it, and there was a. There was like a trump supporter. The trump supporter that guy was uh, it was pretty funny.
Speaker 2:It was pretty funny, oh man, and also jesse got into it so much I was like hell, yeah, jesse, it seemed like this was home away from home it's because the fucking the guy like talk shit to a dog, to a shit to a dog, yeah, and Jesse, they just fucking set her off.
Speaker 4:She's like fuck you Talk shit about that dog.
Speaker 3:She has got a lot of pent up rage man.
Speaker 4:I can tell she was flipping the guy off. She's like no, I got a picture actually.
Speaker 3:I think of her like she needs to. You know, week and then we go to once a month kind of thing, um, and then a couple of wrestling shows throughout there.
Speaker 1:But yeah, she went.
Speaker 2:Uh, she went nuts yeah, it was so much fun.
Speaker 3:She had a she had a sore throat the next day. Yeah, couldn't, couldn't really talk. Yeah, wow, it's pleasant at the house so, javier, what else?
Speaker 2:so let's kind of hit the highlights over the past couple months um, let let's see.
Speaker 4:We had summer. I didn't do really much.
Speaker 2:It's been too damn hot to really do a lot. Honestly, I don't even want to leave the house sometimes.
Speaker 4:No, we've been binge watching shows.
Speaker 3:That's why my yard's not mowed.
Speaker 4:We were watching. Like I said earlier, we were binge watching the Sopranos. We're still watching. We're doing all the harry potter movies right now because it's we're gonna do that october. Yeah, jesse's starting a harry potter tonight, yeah yeah, the the day they have in in england was yesterday, so it was a welcome to hogwarts day I heard they fucked that up, but they changed it. They did they didn't do the hogwarts thing at nine and three quarters and they usually do they have like a little party or celebration for people?
Speaker 4:They didn't do that this year. In the train station In the train station and we've been you and me have been to the actual where they have the set up. Yeah, it's pretty cool, but no, we were talking about it and we're like, oh, let's fucking watch it. We hadn't watched it in a minute, but it's one of those shows you watch every year when the start of fall. So here we're here. It's rainy, it's.
Speaker 3:I know, I don't feels, great this I don't start watching Harry Potter till like the last couple of episodes or episodes.
Speaker 2:Last couple of movies. Yeah, that's what you don't like. The childish ones you like the more like dark.
Speaker 3:I want the. I want the ones where everybody spit in my mouth one yeah, yeah, it's a good one.
Speaker 4:I'm watching harry potter oh, I'm watching harry twatter. Yeah, I thought you were watching the wrong one.
Speaker 1:This happens every year I started watching um started watching.
Speaker 3:Uh, only murders in our building oh, how is that? That's pretty good it is, it's good yeah, you started, you watched it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean, I've continued, I've watched it up until now.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so we just started watching the, the first season. Uh, like're in episode five, I think, right now. It's interesting, it's well done. It's entertaining. Yeah, it's pretty funny. I'm actually really surprised I can't fucking talk. It's okay, you would think that I have the messed up tongue. No but to me, I was really surprised by Selena Gomez.
Speaker 2:Why I just never really. Yeah, she's still fine. What do you mean? I've?
Speaker 3:never seen her as like an actor actor, you know.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 3:And I'm like, wow, she's actually really good.
Speaker 2:Yeah, sometimes it drives me nuts and I think it's just her. But like her, like so chill, demeanor, and her voice just like, whatever, I don't care about anything. Yeah, it's okay. Oh, but still, I love her.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it doesn't matter, I kind of like that.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so I'm going to go through my pictures and I'm going to say what the things that I did this summer, oh, that's a good idea.
Speaker 2:So that's a good idea.
Speaker 4:Of course I don't know. We we've already spoken since we we've been here. We were gone like in last month, so at the start of we all went to New Orleans. That was a lot of fun. I love New Orleans so much. I can't wait to go back.
Speaker 3:We talked about that.
Speaker 4:Yeah, we talked about that. Of course, we had the wrestling thing, we had the little cameo I did with this guy, which we still need to do which we got to do a thing.
Speaker 2:What's his name? Tim 2.0.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so we did that. That was a lot of fun. Uh, me and lance went to a uh, dallas swings game and, um, it was a really fun time. It was against the phoenix mercury what else did I do, do, do, do, do do cat pictures? That's a lot of fucking cat pictures you get.
Speaker 4:Uh, you got a new cat we got a new cat, um, his name is artemis. He's a white cat. He hates us. How many cats do you have now? Four cats, okay, four cats, all right, but they're all you know. It's only Princess, baby and Artemis that run around and that crazy. And then, oh and then, we got a stray outside that we're taking care of. It was the mama of one of the ones that we lost. What else Went to Mexican night at the Ranger game. It was a lot of fun too. I got a jersey and Giovanni Gallardo was there.
Speaker 3:He was doing autographs. Is it Mexican night or is it like it was, mexican heritage night?
Speaker 1:I'm just making sure it's not just like.
Speaker 3:Latino night, no, they just call it Mexican night.
Speaker 4:I went to Hot Import Nights. I was invited to Hot Import Nights. It was postponed from April and it was in June it was in june or july.
Speaker 2:Well, why don't you just look at the?
Speaker 4:goddamn date. It was july. July 16th or 17th, la, la, la, I will say about hot and poor nights. It is nothing compared to what it was whenever I was a kid like what do you mean? Like it was outdoor. It was hot as balls. Um, the cars were pretty cool but um, it wasn't like what it was. They had a couple of nice cars. The the cool cars were inside.
Speaker 3:They had a sylvia were you not allowed inside?
Speaker 4:yeah, I was, yeah, I was in there with john john photos yeah yeah, he was there too taking pictures. I tagged along with them. We were just walking around looking at cars. I don't really like a good amount of good stuff, but not like shows of yesterday where they were all perfect $50,000 to $100,000 show cars. It's not like that anymore. They need to improve and maybe go indoor next time. There's a lot of girls there.
Speaker 3:Do you think it's? I mean because SEMA does all the really expensive stuff SEMA does.
Speaker 4:They don't do the imports and stuff like that, like the really expensive stuff SEMA does they don't do like the imports and stuff like that.
Speaker 3:The SEMA show is just for like stock cars or like the show they do some crazy builds, though I follow some YouTubers that do that.
Speaker 4:Those are like kind of like a Copo, type of like a customer built at the factory. But it's not like that here, like they had a couple of good, weird, crazy concepts. I should have posted pictures which I think I might on the you were supposed to.
Speaker 2:It's a whole reason for you to go. They invited me for that reason, and then me and John were like you got a media pass and you didn't even meet yet. Me and John were like you just let John meet, you Fuck this.
Speaker 4:He was like fuck this, let's, let's see what else uh, jesus, finally left. Yeah, we were all happy about that. Jesus finally went to china. Yeah, uh, wang du ni hao is what I'd like to say to my brethrens over there.
Speaker 3:Um so, isn't that japanese?
Speaker 4:is it anyhow? Yeah, okay, maybe you're right, it's definitely japanese. Um, there was a lot of drunken nights and, uh, the doctor told me that I had to stop drinking as much, which I don't think I do. I think I just have a fatty liver, and I think that's kind of what we've done so far.
Speaker 2:All right, nice. I think it was a genius idea to go look through the photos, though, because now I've got all these memories now.
Speaker 4:Oh, and multiple birthdays you, mike the Bike, jordan, lance, jordan, lance. There was a lot of birthdays, zeus, zeus, but he was over there. He had a great time over there. He looks like a lot of fun.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so they found this brewery that was $20, and it was unlimited beer. I don't think they counted for Jesus to come in.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:Because he had 10 beers basically $2 beers and he was shitty. Crystal sent a picture at the end of the night. He's just like passed out in the uber or whatever the hell they were good. So after the matt war, uh pro wrestling deal that we went to, we went to our 20 year oh fuck, I forgot about that your high school reunion yeah, uh, I was to go to that, but mom stuff, I understand.
Speaker 2:It was fun. It was good to see some people. It was good that we did some karaoke, tried to hop around but stockyards were packed. But it was a good time, it was fun.
Speaker 4:It was just like one weird situation with somebody and it was asking about you, tim, like do you still see Tim Statham? Do you hang around with them? And yeah, yeah, duh, yeah, I gotta we have do a podcast together. And then he just kind of dazed like boo.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there was, there were some people that were drunk.
Speaker 3:Yeah, real drunk, very drunk. What was that? Justin weaver?
Speaker 2:uh, that's weird fucking guy uh went to tropic lady for the first time oh yeah and two yeah, it was delicious, really good.
Speaker 3:Someone tried to talk shit about it and I was like no, you're wrong.
Speaker 2:I'll be honest with you. The case was great. The food was pretty good, the drinks were fun. I had the dirty soda thing that you had talked about, but then I think it's awesome that they have like the THC cocktails and stuff too, and so I thought that was a pretty cool idea. Let's see what else. We had a night over at my place where we played get blitz with everyone. We just got shitty, we. It was fun because we got to kind of like test the game, made some tweaks with all my friends, kind of give an input and stuff like that, which is great. I appreciate everyone coming out, and then it went straight to the printers that same weekend and so, yeah, that's pretty exciting. It was fun, it was a good time.
Speaker 4:It was a hell of a good time. I knew I had an Uber. I knew I had an Uber.
Speaker 2:Went down to Austin. Sarah, she usually works on the weekends, but she had this random weekend off. We're like, well, let's take advantage of this. We went down to Austin no-transcript latitudes is still there, but it's closed. It's been closed for years, so we couldn't go there, but we did hop around a little bit. I mean, we were in bed both nights by like 10.
Speaker 3:So it's not quite like our 20s.
Speaker 2:Not in bed maybe, but at least in our room.
Speaker 3:Because it was usually like 2 am, we shut the bars down. Chase is looking for pizza.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we did order pizza from the place. One night we decided to stay in the room and watch that Joe Rogan thing that was on.
Speaker 4:Netflix.
Speaker 2:And so we ordered pizza to the room from the place on 6.
Speaker 3:And it was awesome, it was so good, so we could always find chase?
Speaker 2:oh, yeah, for sure. Let's see what else did we do? So we spent the whole weekend in austin, went to some cool new bars too that we've never been to. Uh. Went to uh, colorado with my parents. My mom's never really been to colorado, she's never really seen the mountains I don't know if my, I know, mike has, but it's been a long time and we went to estes park and they, they loved it, they absolutely loved it, and the weather was perfect. It was like 60 70s the entire time and it was raining, but it was still like like this, where you just want it to rain and be cool and beautiful. Uh, there was like elk walking right behind our airbnb dude, it was, it was beautiful. And then this past weekend went to, uh, san anton, did the floating thing in New Braunfels and that's about it. I think that about sums it up.
Speaker 3:I mean I hung out at home a lot, spent a lot of time at the hospital, ate a lot of hospital food. Outside of that, I mean nothing too crazy. Couldn't really do any trips traveling.
Speaker 2:You saw some shows.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean I went and saw dude dude. One of the last shows I went saw I don't know if any of y'all remember but the aquabats- oh, I do remember you had tickets and, uh, the marias were performing at the same show, right?
Speaker 4:I think that was the same show, I don't know I got.
Speaker 3:A friend of mine asked me to go to the aquabat show. He had extra tickets. I went. They sang that song. It was a cool pool party. Whatever, it was a lot of fun. Had a good time there. Nice. Yeah, I went to a couple shows at Halton Theater. We went to Tammy's Cousins.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, Bellamora, yeah yeah. Saw them play they were a lot of fun they were good, javier got out there moshed a little bit. I did, I did, I scraped my knee moshed with three girls and they beat the shit out of me that was fun.
Speaker 3:And then, um, yeah, I've got some shows coming up. Gonna go see, uh, the band bill murray, b-i-l-m-u-r-i. They're just a lot of fun. Um, their newest album kind of has like a little bit of a country twist to it. It'll be a good time. They're going to be at Tana.
Speaker 1:Hills.
Speaker 3:Okay, a little saxophone action on there.
Speaker 2:Speaking of country twist, the new Post Malone album came out. It's not awful.
Speaker 4:I haven't listened to it.
Speaker 3:I haven't listened to it.
Speaker 4:I don't think I will.
Speaker 3:But I did see the video of him and Dwight Yoakam riding horses down Sunset Boulevard. Like Sunset Boulevard, the hell. And Dwight was just singing.
Speaker 4:Nice, I got to be honest with you guys. I don't think I've ever really listened to Post Malone.
Speaker 2:Really, really, surely you have from like the radio and shit.
Speaker 4:I mean, you heard White Iverson. I don't know how that fucking goes. I don't know how White Iverson goes. Can you sing me a couple bars? I mean if I'm being real, I can't sing it off the top of my head. I can't, I can't. What are there? What other songs does he have? Because I'm I shit you better, better.
Speaker 1:Now is that one, yeah I don't even know how that fucking celebration. Yeah, yeah, you got that one too, okay he's got a lot of songs, uh.
Speaker 2:But I did go to his fall apart raising canes in dallas oh, with the truck out there's the cowboys. He's got a lot of songs. But I did go to his Fall Apart Raising Cane's in Dallas oh, with the truck out there there's the Cowboys. Slash Post Malone Raising Cane's, and they had the truck From the album cover Out on the parking lot I was like sure I'll grab Cane's on the way home For dinner tonight and I took a couple pictures and it's pretty cool Because they have like a.
Speaker 3:Special cup and everything Post.
Speaker 2:Malone meal and it's specifically what he would order with his cup. And then you get a sticker that says like Canes and Post Malone has like blue and it's pretty neat.
Speaker 4:Did it come with a butt plug?
Speaker 3:No, if anything I thought Post Malone should have been. It should have been like a what was it? A Chicken Express, because he worked at Chicken Express.
Speaker 4:He worked at a Chicken Express, yeah.
Speaker 2:Maybe he. I think it's fuck chicken. Maybe they did him wrong.
Speaker 4:He's like you know what.
Speaker 3:I think chicken eats. I'm going to go the opposite direction.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4:But is it good though? Is the album good? I mean the country album.
Speaker 2:I don't love country, but I do think that it's good for what it is and it's really cool that he's got Dolly Parton on the album.
Speaker 4:Any country star is on the album. Yeah, beyonce had people on her album, so why are people talking shit about beyonce's country album and not post malone? Because there's some people that I know they're like oh, I think post malone this is a controversial subject, but I think that post malone's got a future in country, and I'm just thinking no, I think people are shitting on him too.
Speaker 2:There's a lot of people shit really yeah, yeah yeah, they're like stay in your lane. Uh, both, both of them. Anytime someone does something different, they're like I want to hear the old shit well, now that you bring up something different.
Speaker 4:Have you heard that the hawk to a girl is now on a has her own podcast yeah it's called talk to her talk to. It's pretty clever yeah, and I think that's a good thing that she's doing. I think she's capitalizing and she's not just sticking to that one fucking thing yeah, and she went and uh is like I don't know the whole story.
Speaker 2:Uh, so sorry, youtube, that we don't have all the facts all the time, all you assholes that are gonna be like. Well, you know she said this and that she's going to run for president. I don't know when we were supposed to become the news, but we're just three fucking idiots talking we don't know the facts.
Speaker 4:If you're listening to us, so anything we say probably wrong.
Speaker 2:Take it with a grain of salt, but from what I heard, Like an animal charity organization or something like that.
Speaker 4:Right, yeah, I heard that too.
Speaker 2:And so it's not like she's just capitalizing, she's doing good things too. I appreciate the fact that she took this one thing that blew her up. This marketing agency swooped in, took her, did all this shit with it and she can do whatever the fuck she wants now.
Speaker 4:Well, that's the first thing she did. That's the first thing she did. Was that pet thing that she's doing? Yeah, she did. Was that pet thing that she's doing? Yeah, and I love that after that, because first I was like this is fucking annoying, like it's everywhere. It's gonna fucking blow this shit up now. And then whenever I saw her like they say, I only got 15 minutes, so I'm just gonna make make good with it. And she did that and I'm like okay it's awesome respect.
Speaker 4:It's awesome and you know she's again watching her stories and the things she's doing and the people she's meeting.
Speaker 2:She gets to meet anyone she wants.
Speaker 4:I think that's really cool. She met.
Speaker 2:Shaq Matt Rife. She got to perform with some country artist.
Speaker 4:Oh wait, Don't know the name of the country. Artist.
Speaker 2:Zach Bryan, luke Bryan.
Speaker 3:It wasn't Luke Bryan, zach Bryan. It was Zach Bryan, luke Wilson, owen Wilson, I believe.
Speaker 2:I don't know. It's one of those white names that are country artists Chad Butler I don't know, it could be that he's dead. Chad Butler, yeah.
Speaker 4:Pimpsy but I think it's cool, good for her, good on her and I think that if you find yourself that and also since that came out, there are so many other people that are trying to go viral, like trying just to well, of course, I mean, they're gonna say outrageous, outrageous things, you know but they, but they are not.
Speaker 2:It's not like how it happened with her, it was just organic and it's so hard because my get blitz videos are so good and not a single one has gone viral yet. You know what I mean. Like they're just so much fun you're good man, it's a good idea. You don't have to lie. The eye roll said it all I was looking at the hat the eye roll said it all motherfucker, but I know what it was you.
Speaker 4:You should have, honestly, you should have brought the fucking helmet, should put it over there because, uh, next week is our last episode before you go to italy yeah for a couple weeks, and so you need to bring it next week.
Speaker 2:Yeah, for sure, It'll also be the episode before the home opener, which will be a good time too.
Speaker 4:Yeah but also Cowboys the opener, the Cowboys season opener is this weekend. So, it's going to be a lot of good times and, thank God, we're back at fall. Fall's here Again. We talked about earlier weather's cooling down a bit. Um, I pulled up a list of things that white people love.
Speaker 3:I just thought we'd give it just like a brief listen while you're talking which one is this this is the first one.
Speaker 2:Wrong ones featuring tim mcgraw okay, this is actually maybe one of my favorite ones, because he's like fuck you money line lift kid on a limousine.
Speaker 1:I got 10 problems down in tennessee and I ain't got the time to fix.
Speaker 3:I mean, I could do this.
Speaker 2:Wait till it hits, okay.
Speaker 1:Okay, I'm going to play Beyonce's now. Okay, it's pretty catchy. That's some good shit.
Speaker 2:All right.
Speaker 1:They're not all that good.
Speaker 2:I like the fuck you money line. I was like it adds that Post Malone swag to some country vibes, which is cool.
Speaker 3:All right, just keep talking. I'm pulling this up.
Speaker 2:But yeah, he's got all sorts of artists on the album.
Speaker 4:So I got a list of things white people love about the fall Apple picking. White people love apple picking. How?
Speaker 2:did we get here? I think you need your own intro. White people fall everybody.
Speaker 4:White people fall. I was going to say another word. I can't say it. I can say it. I mean y'all probably get mad at me for it, but let's ask Courtney. Let's call Courtney right now and ask her how she feels about apple picking.
Speaker 2:She is probably her and Jordan like fall. No, her, jordan and Sarah's all like fall more than these people.
Speaker 4:I know, I mean Tammy does also White woman fall? For all three White woman fall. Yeah, yeah, yeah, fall till they ball. Sorry, jay, apple picking is one thing I guess up north, up north. Yeah, picking is celebrating the literal fruits of your labor by whipping up nostalgic hand pies and hard-earned bursels. You know they love going to apple orchards and picking just to post pictures on Instagram.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 4:The next thing colored leaves.
Speaker 2:Oh, who doesn't like it? And the leaves change up north, you know.
Speaker 3:I'm going to. I'm trying to set this up so I can call Courtney right now.
Speaker 4:Perfect, oh my God. Yes, but yeah, I would always not just up north, like up in, you know.
Speaker 3:I need you to do me a favor. Text me Courtney's number right now, Okay.
Speaker 2:I got you.
Speaker 4:But you, you know, they also have the cherry blossoms in japan, which is something I also want to check out too. I think that's. That'd be pretty cool. Oh, soup season we just had. Uh, um, what would tammy make?
Speaker 3:what she made.
Speaker 4:Uh, you know tammy made some beef stew last night from scratch beef Beef stew. It was really, really good and hearty and delicious. You know had a little bit of that wine. Very good Soup season is. I think, in my opinion, one of the best seasons, because it's not just like American or white people soup, mexican as well. You have your posoles, your green chili posoles.
Speaker 3:What is it called? Caldo Caldo Caldo? You get a caldo Caldo Caldo Caldo.
Speaker 4:Caldo, caldo, caldo.
Speaker 3:Caldo Caldo.
Speaker 4:Caldo, caldo, caldo, caldo, caldo, caldo. You know you can't go wrong.
Speaker 2:What is the make? A green chili pozole, okay, and it's fucking amazing. It's delicious. So by yourself, you would say the package ramen's yeah, pack of ramen. I get like a spoonful of bouillon and put it in water and just mix it up and so I you know, we talked about this recently and we said one pack is a serving right and you have two packs. You have two, two packs in the sandwich, so you'd have two servings. Did you know that a pack is actually two servings? So you're having four servings? Did you know?
Speaker 4:this. It makes sense. My body, my body says four servings all over, four servings all over, um yeah, but um, what else, what else? I hadn't tried green chili pozole until last year, because I know you said roy roy's mom really good uh I was always a hater of green chilies oh and like I never, because whenever I was in colorado, like all the mexican food, it was just slathered yeah slathered in green chilies, and so I wasn't a fan, um, but now try and get in smaller portions.
Speaker 4:I think it's very good, that the flavor is delicious and um, well, let me, let me just move on to let's move on to the next fall white people thing. Halloween. Yeah, why people love? Halloween yeah, let's see about. About Halloween did you know it's the in the 1978 Halloween movie, michael Myers is mask? Was that of William Shatner's from Star Trek?
Speaker 2:no, yeah, I just got a William Shatner's from Star Trek? No yeah, they just got a.
Speaker 4:William Shatner mask and painted it white and made the hair.
Speaker 3:all you know I'm going to have to do it this way, that's okay, that's bizarre, yeah.
Speaker 4:Next on the list pumpkin pie.
Speaker 3:Okay, oh there we go, we're going to see if Courtney will answer. I do like pumpkin pie.
Speaker 4:Me too, oh the pies.
Speaker 1:I think it's my favorite.
Speaker 4:Should we have like warned her, no, no no, does she have your number?
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:She knows you are.
Speaker 3:Hello, hey, courtney, hey, hey. You're on the Funky Panther right now. We have some questions for you. Okay, oh shit, okay, okay, you're the widest white girl that we know, oh wow, Fuck you too. And Javier's got some questions.
Speaker 5:Well, let me go somewhere where I'm on earshot of my parents.
Speaker 3:I'm assuming that you are not. These are not inappropriate. Okay well, that's a surprise. These are all about the fall. These are all about the fall.
Speaker 5:The fall. Okay, well, Javier would probably know more about that type of stuff than I would.
Speaker 4:That's a lie.
Speaker 5:Because he's whiter. Yeah, what are your questions?
Speaker 4:No, no, no. These are things white people like about the fall One is apple picking. Have you ever gone apple picking before?
Speaker 5:I have gone.
Speaker 4:Apple picking. Yes, one for one. All right, um pumpkins, do you like pumpkins? No, oh, raspberries. Okay, I know you'll love this one.
Speaker 5:Uh, colored leaves well, what kind of colors? Well, I, guess whenever they change uh yellows and reds and oranges yes, it is pretty, but you like, I don't know anyone who doesn't think that's pretty yeah, I like it.
Speaker 2:I think it makes sense yeah, um halloween.
Speaker 4:Do you like halloween? It's okay, okay, all right. Just again. This is is white people loving things with Courtney? Next on the list, cozy socks. Are you a fan of cozy socks? In the fall, no, I'd rather go barefoot, damn. Wow, that's a Wow. Okay, how about a fire Like a chimney? Do you like fire Fire? Do I like fire? Do you like chimney? Fire I a chimney, do you like fire?
Speaker 5:Fire Do I like, fire Do you like?
Speaker 4:chimney fire? No, I am not a pyro.
Speaker 5:Do you like chimney fires? I do not mind fire, but I prefer the kind that does not make me smell like smoke.
Speaker 2:Like a fireplace. A fireplace is good.
Speaker 5:Yeah, sure Fireplace, yeah, sure Fireplace, yeah, why not?
Speaker 4:Yes, how about pumpkin everything? No, no, really you don't like pumpkin.
Speaker 5:I think pumpkin spice lattes are fucking disgusting.
Speaker 3:Thank you, the only thing, that pumpkin, that Courtney likes, is that one beer.
Speaker 5:Oh yeah, shipyard, I like Pumpkinhead, pumpkinhead.
Speaker 3:Yeah, shipyard, I like Pumpkinhead, pumpkinhead. Yeah, shipyard's Pumpkinhead, fully dressed right. Cinnamon Sugar, yeah.
Speaker 5:Fully dressed, yes.
Speaker 3:That's a good beer.
Speaker 5:That's about it. I'm not your typical white bitch. Thank you very much, guys. How about Jumping?
Speaker 4:in Leaves. How about Jumping in Leaves?
Speaker 5:jumping.
Speaker 3:No, because I don't trust what might be underneath all those leaves have you ever used that in the photo shoot, though, like for other people?
Speaker 5:yeah, because, duh yeah, I have used leaves in photo shoots for other people two more things on the list, courtney, uh, crisp air you like the cold crisp yeah over sweating my ass off. Yes, I love cold crisp air.
Speaker 4:I forgot, we're in Texas.
Speaker 5:Yes, do I prefer cold 1,000%?
Speaker 4:yes, oh God. Okay, and last but not least, hikes. A good fall hike.
Speaker 5:Is this a flat surface level? Hike my climbing up mountains you're climbing up mountains um, if there's like a lift, that's preferable. Okay, okay. But yes, I do enjoy a fall hike in the mountains, with changing leaves and perhaps the smell of chimney wood fire in the far distance and a whiff of that cinnamon spice pumpkin beer. That actually sounds glorious right now. I'm not lying.
Speaker 4:On this list it says fall hikes through the forest with magical views of changing colors and crisp and cool air. So I guess that's it you nailed it.
Speaker 3:You nailed it, courtney, you nailed it.
Speaker 1:Hooray.
Speaker 3:I want to thank you for answering the phone first off, yeah, first off, I'm randomly calling you um because we don't do that, and then yeah, I know I was like, oh shit, something's happened, something's happened.
Speaker 5:We need courtney's expert, we needed your expertise, that's all on being white, on being white in, on being white.
Speaker 3:And our first episode back in over a month and a half.
Speaker 5:So oh damn, yeah. Ok, well, I feel kind of honored, but in a yeah.
Speaker 2:I wouldn't, I wouldn't, I wouldn't feel not nice to honored way no that sounds about right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5:OK, well, if there's anything else I can do for y'all, don't call me again.
Speaker 2:Thanks, courtney. Thank you, courtney, you're welcome. Bye.
Speaker 3:Bye, it's always good whenever someone just picks up. We got to do that more often. I've got to get it set up to work because I can do it through here, and it has like a whole. It's called a mix minus thing and it works.
Speaker 2:I don't need the explanation, just make it work. I don't need the explanation, just make it work.
Speaker 3:Anyways, then we could all hear, and they could hear us, and it would sound really nice and pretty and all that.
Speaker 4:Paint me a picture of magic man.
Speaker 2:Couldn't you just use the thing?
Speaker 3:Like couldn't you just use?
Speaker 2:the thing. Yeah, I couldn't get it to go through, yeah yeah, gotcha Okay, and I have the. Usb-c. As another white person, I am excited about fall. This summer has not even been a hot summer compared to like last summer, but it's still fucking sucks Like especially going to work and then like walking downtown and like having to get to the.
Speaker 3:Oh shit, just keep talking. We're going to play a little of of of Beyonce's Okay.
Speaker 2:And like today, with the rain and the seventies come on this. I cannot wait for this to be like the norm again.
Speaker 4:Look, it was gloomy, yes, but I'll take that over like the nastiness of the, because when it was hot this summer, it was hot.
Speaker 2:Boy howdy.
Speaker 3:It's not. This is not country.
Speaker 2:This is like gospel-ish.
Speaker 3:Okay, I like it. I don't hate it. So that was the first. So I played the first song of Post Malone's album and it straight up went country right.
Speaker 4:There we go, there it is, I don't.
Speaker 3:I don't know. I don't feel like this is country.
Speaker 2:I don't hate it, but I don't think I would listen to this regularly.
Speaker 1:Okay, I don't know. I mean she's from.
Speaker 3:Houston, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't, yeah, I don't. I'll listen to this before I listen to Post Malone. Look at her now. Look at her, look at her, look at her, look at her.
Speaker 4:I don't, yeah, I don't. I'll listen to this before I listen to Post Malone.
Speaker 3:I think if I wanted to listen to country music, I'd listen to Post Malone.
Speaker 2:If I just want to listen to Beyonce, then this I'm going to listen to this because I have not even given it a go yet. Yeah, I don't, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't know either.
Speaker 4:I think, in order for me to actually give an opinion, I'm going to have to listen to both.
Speaker 2:I feel like Post Malone still sounds like Post Malone even if he does all these different genres between rap, rock, country, whatever. He still sounds like him and I'm tired of the vibrato, but still he sounds like him. She's going for a whole other voice on this one. I don't know, I have to listen to it through. It's been out for a while now. It came out earlier this year. It came out.
Speaker 3:Yeah, 2024, early this year. Yeah yeah. It's 27 songs, one hour and 18 minutes. I think we should just turn the lights off and just let it play.
Speaker 4:Is this a pants on, pants off situation? It's whatever you feel.
Speaker 2:I think it's whatever you feel. I think it's a little, you know beanstalk situation okay you know what I mean what if? People started painting their beanstalk and like we're showing off like art, you know what I mean like put some little glow on it or something showed it at night my concern is uh, I'm thinking about a way to dress this up a little bit, make it cute. I like it you remember?
Speaker 3:you remember the, the, the thing, um, it was like probably early 2000,. The girls with the whale tail show in all the time. That was the thing, right. But I also remember seeing something bedazzling because they were low-rise jeans, just right there having a little rhinestones. Can we bring that back for the guys?
Speaker 2:Our jeans are going to be so low. How low though, like upper thigh, that's going to going to be so low. How low, though, like upper thigh, that's going to have to be like you're basically showing your leg crack. You got to figure out how to, because you don't want your butt crack showing no, so they got to go down in the front but still up in the back you got to get five inch or three inch shorts.
Speaker 3:That's going to be a hole like it's going to be a hole somewhere. We got to have five-inch or three-inch shorts. That's got to be a whole, like it's got to be a whole. Somewhere we got to have the partner with Someone on Alibaba I'm sure can make it for us.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, there's got to be a supplier. We just show them the design and I think we're on to something I got a pair of three-inch shorts.
Speaker 4:What?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean what? Yeah, I mean I got a pair of like I think that's like a three inch and same.
Speaker 2:yeah, yeah yeah, uh, from the chat it's gonna be the jazzling. Yeah, yeah, the jazzling, but can we?
Speaker 3:do that for the root for the beanstalk, for the old beanstalk, the old, uh, old for anyone in the chat.
Speaker 2:If you've got a better name than beanstalk, we'd love to hear it. I feel like that's kind of the winner at the moment, but anything can go at this point.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I just don't know anymore.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't either. What else do we need to talk about? I feel like didn't you have something you wanted to chat about?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I wanted to ask and I was going to bring this up about a month and a half ago, but the Porky Pig situation. You all know what Porky pigging it is right yeah, no pants just shirt, yeah, no pants.
Speaker 4:Winnie the pooh, yeah porky pigging um. First off they're two different animals, but yet they're doing the same thing, which is crazy, right? When is it appropriate? When you're alone at home?
Speaker 2:is it acceptable to this t-shirt or whatever top and no, nothing on that's right no underwear or anything yeah, but naked just Just letting it go.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you're wearing a short dress and it ain't covering much.
Speaker 4:Huh, whenever I live by myself, I feel too weird. I walk naked. I just walk around the house naked.
Speaker 3:See, I feel like walking around naked, naked Naked Because that's how I say it, I know it is Um. I feel like that's um. It feels better than Porky Pig and Porky Pig and it feels like you're doing something shameful.
Speaker 2:Porky Pig and seems like.
Speaker 3:I felt shame whenever I've done it.
Speaker 2:I mean I don't, I don't hate Porky Pig in it.
Speaker 4:You just feel like a toddler.
Speaker 2:Cause you're still warm up top.
Speaker 3:You know what I mean?
Speaker 2:I don't know, man, but it's not so much the warm and you're free down bottom it just feels so strange.
Speaker 3:You're warm and free is what it is, but it's perfectly fine to go shorts and no shirt on, that's acceptable.
Speaker 2:If I'm doing one or the other, it's probably porky pig in it, to be honest with you. That's a fact.
Speaker 4:That is something that's a fact I don't know man, I kind of I don't know. I think I'd feel more ashamed if somebody caught me.
Speaker 2:It's not about getting caught. No, no, no, no, I want. It's not about being no I want to.
Speaker 3:I want to talk about that part, the getting caught part. Oh so, are you feeling more embarrassed if you are fully nude? Okay or just porky pig in it porky pig in.
Speaker 2:Don't think I. I think it would be an equal embarrassment.
Speaker 3:I don't know. I think I would be more embarrassed. Uh, Porky Pig in it.
Speaker 2:Cause it could always be like, oh, I hadn't put my underwear on yet you know what I mean Like I'm I'm working on getting dressed. It's like an egg.
Speaker 4:That's also really dangerous. I was getting hungry and I oil splatter. It's very dangerous, you know or even sharp objects if you're like cutting, like a tomato or something.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but I feel like, uh, someone wouldn't question. Like they opened the door on accident on you, right? Yeah, you're, you're you're expecting guests, but you didn't expect them so soon. And you're you're porky, pigging it around the place and they open the door and it's going to take them a second. They see clothes. They see the clothing up top and then nothing down below and they're going to stand there and and it's, it's going to take a minute to process, right, versus you walk in and I have nothing on. That's going to be an instant like oh, I'm so sorry, and out the door see.
Speaker 2:Your first mistake was anytime you porky pig, like rule number one, lock the door lock the doors.
Speaker 3:You gotta lock the doors.
Speaker 5:That's where I mess free and warm, you gotta lock the doors immediately.
Speaker 2:Free and warm? Yeah, because you're wearing the shirt, so you're warm, but free down below. You know what I mean. So you gotta lock the doors.
Speaker 3:That's your fault I'm more like uh, shorts and uh, or like a pants and a short sleeve shirt and not the, not the long sleeve up top and the shorts, like you like to do I love that.
Speaker 2:That's fall is my favorite because I can wear a hoodie and shorts it's almost that you're porky big in it right. That's maybe why I'm so comfortable with it, because my shorts are above the knee and it's almost like you know but I get.
Speaker 3:I get my legs get more cold than my upper body.
Speaker 2:Oh, see, other way for me. Yeah, I got these meaty ass legs. They don't get cold.
Speaker 3:I got nothing, that's really that meaty Right, you would think. In theory I should be cold all the time.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm not. You'd be fucked with the beanstalk situation.
Speaker 3:I would be. I don't think, I didn't think that much. What about the short? What about the? What about the little guys at the beanstalk? Okay, you mean because then if you're not, careful, depending on how they're cut. I mean, that's all that's all show. That's all tip showing right, depending on your cut. I'm talking. I'm talking about how the pants are cut.
Speaker 4:Oh, I thought you meant like circumcised, or?
Speaker 3:uncircumcised. I have a sweater. I'm talking more of the. You know, if you do a one size fits all kind of situation, these got to be custom, one-off pants.
Speaker 4:Right, I will say this. What would be a suitable shirt, though, if you're porky pigging it?
Speaker 1:Would it have to be belly button Like a Zeke? Are you talking like a?
Speaker 4:crop top.
Speaker 2:Like a crop top. Like a crop top. No full blown shirt. They could even cover half the ass a little bit.
Speaker 4:You know me like show like the gerber baby.
Speaker 3:Yeah like there's gonna be something you know peeking out the bottom.
Speaker 4:But it's gotta be, can't be belly but I didn't see where it started, but I saw where it ended type of situation because I think if I walked in and saw somebody porky pigging it in a crop top, I would be very confused by that Right. Okay, next question what's worse? Porky pigging in a t-shirt or porky pigging it in like a business button-up shirt?
Speaker 3:I think the business button-up shirt just means that you were doing a Zoom interview.
Speaker 2:I've done that before.
Speaker 3:But you had shorts on.
Speaker 4:I had boxers on, yeah you at least had something on what if they're like all right, mr beller, can you just stand up for us real quick? We talked about that before. Nope, no, I cannot, sir. I am handicapped. I'm fully erect right now. I cannot.
Speaker 3:Uh, yeah, I don't know. I think the business one's okay, okay, I think the business one's okay. Okay, I think the business one's okay.
Speaker 4:There was an Office episode where Michael was changing in his office.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 4:And that's where I got the. I didn't see where it started, but I saw where it ended.
Speaker 3:Because that's what.
Speaker 4:Pam said so what did you see? I didn't see where it started, but I saw where it ended and yeah, so he was porky picking it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he was. So when we were in Dallas, because we went to Chris and John's, we went to a brewery out there.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, yeah, we did do that. We didn't talk about it.
Speaker 2:We had a conversation about something that I feel is going to happen sometime in our lifetime. Okay, I feel like. You know I like wearing shorts because it is comfortable. My legs, you know, get warm if I wear pants. I'd just rather wear shorts. Yeah, even if it's cold, I feel like at some point in our lifetime it's going to be okay and maybe even stylish for men to wear skirts.
Speaker 3:Okay, yes, so you talked about shirt. Uh, you know short skirts and dresses, right for men, and I called that to be a thing.
Speaker 2:I said it was a kilt I think that the kilt is a more like scottish thing, like it's got to be plaid, it's got to be plaid, it's got to be no underwear, like there's a specific situation where you'd wear that. I'm saying just in general, like style.
Speaker 3:But I want to know like, what kind of skirts Are we talking like? Because Jesse brought up pencil skirts Are we talking about?
Speaker 4:that no Arab men wear like tunics. That you know.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's true, they wear the tunics. Yeah, they've been wearing the long dresses.
Speaker 2:Yeah, who, arabic, arabic yeah, yeah, yeah, arabic men. Yeah, and why? Probably because it's airy and super nice, it's hot right.
Speaker 3:I think if anywhere it's gonna happen, it's gonna be texas, right. But um can we just talk about the business shorts, because I'm here for that business shorts. Think about it, nice little short sleeve blazer. Short sleeve business, short-sleeved business pants.
Speaker 4:I've seen that at ACO.
Speaker 3:You're out there just looking like you're here to have a good time but also execute some sort of business plan.
Speaker 2:Isn't that the guitarist from ACDC that?
Speaker 3:wears that.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, he's young.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I think he was-.
Speaker 2:A schoolboy?
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, I think A schoolboy. Yeah, he's a visionary. That's essentially what you're talking about. I'm talking about that.
Speaker 2:Okay, I mean you can wear that and I'll wear my man skirt. You're going to wear your man skirt?
Speaker 3:What kind of top are you going to wear? I don't think it matters. I don't think it does either.
Speaker 2:I think it does. I think just a loose knee go out in airy, I get it. I can still wear a hoodie. I can wear a nice shirt. You have different versions I don't see why that wouldn't take off. I have seen those summer dresses and they do look comfortable.
Speaker 3:And then Jesse made up a good point that Henry Styles wears skirts. We're going to get fucked over on that one too, because you said Henry Styles.
Speaker 2:Sorry, youtube comments, it's Harry Styles.
Speaker 3:There's more TikTok that got pissed off at us.
Speaker 2:I don't know, they're all pissed off.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean, I'm not opposed to it, I'm just saying, like, are we going to be shaving legs?
Speaker 4:No, no, no, no, no. Like later hosing, people wear later hosing. They're fucking short as fuck.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm going to be wearing some in like a weekend or so from now.
Speaker 2:We got to make it up as we go. Boys, what about shoes?
Speaker 3:Are we wearing some?
Speaker 2:pumps. I think we still wear, you know bad ass shoes you can wear boots.
Speaker 3:Wear boots, yeah.
Speaker 2:You wear boots, that would look good.
Speaker 3:Man, could you imagine what the heels are going to do to your calves?
Speaker 2:Okay, calm down, Mr I'm basically wearing heels right now.
Speaker 3:I'm just saying oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Tim got these TikTok shoes. By the way, that gives them an extra two or three inches on his beanstalk. I don't really understand how that works, so first off.
Speaker 3:I bought these off of Timu Okay, not knowing. And then all of a sudden I started seeing on TikTok shop and all of a sudden buy these shoes. They add an extra three inches.
Speaker 1:To your penis.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's a bunch of and what's funny is these guys are like yeah, I'm six foot.
Speaker 2:I never thought.
Speaker 1:I'd be a tall person.
Speaker 2:Dude, I'm like 5'8", 5'9". Maybe I should get them so I could finally be six foot. They're not uncomfortable, be six foot, they're.
Speaker 3:they're not uncomfortable, they're actually pretty comfortable compared to what, like comparing my shoes that you, um, I don't know they, I mean I, I wouldn't.
Speaker 2:I wouldn't hate to see how it is to be a little bit taller. They're not bad.
Speaker 4:I mean they got those insoles you can put in.
Speaker 2:That'll raise the heel, so you're you know, I feel like you're popping out of your shoes. Who was?
Speaker 3:that, uh, but wasn't there a uh, um, somebody in Congress or something or that's being accused of that, or like a? I feel like there was.
Speaker 5:I don't know, there's like this whole picture.
Speaker 3:I mean I wish we had a Jamie right now to look this up, but there was like pictures of like showing like how his boot is and how his foot actually is inside of it and it's basically healed, because he's a short man, I don't think short kings were short kings.
Speaker 4:I don't see why you know.
Speaker 3:I just wanted an extra three inches. Yeah, we could all use an extra three inches, buddy.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean.
Speaker 2:I can use an extra three inches. Double that up real quick.
Speaker 4:Are y'all in any NFL fantasy draft leagues? Well, we were supposed to be in one tonight. Yeah, but we're missing a person.
Speaker 2:We need a person yeah, you want to do fantasy football, dude I mean I okay why don't you jump in can I just auto draft? Yeah, we usually do a really low buy-in okay, what's the buy-in? I don't know. Probably 30, 40 bucks.
Speaker 3:That's too much for me. Come on, we got. You're gonna say like, uh, like a five dollar buy-in.
Speaker 2:I would consider it. No one makes any money.
Speaker 3:They were doing a draft thing at um that uh, that new brewery, uh oh yeah, that uh voodoo brewery that's where I saw lou, by the way, and that place is pretty good, unlike javier who goes in there and buys somebody else's beer that's not the breweries as his first drink what an asshole.
Speaker 2:Yeah sorry.
Speaker 3:one thing I did get to check out here in fort worth recently and and lance was like really pumping this place up. Is that Hoppin', hoppin'? Yeah, how was it, dude? It was a good time.
Speaker 1:It was awesome.
Speaker 3:You know you got to figure out how to use the taps and I'm a terrible beer pourer, but they got good amounts of beer out there and it's cool because it's self-serve. It will shut off after a little bit, like your thing shuts off and you go talk to them because they can't just give you a you know serve yourself kind of thing without checking in on you okay, that makes sense but outside that, yeah, I mean good selection of beer.
Speaker 3:They have some normal beers in there. You can get coors light if you want. Um, they had they, you would expect if you wanted a nice ice cold beer from Fort Worth. Yeah, just a good selection. I would recommend going there.
Speaker 2:There is a beer that I had down in New Braunfels at some beer bar and it was a pretty clever name it was McConaughey's.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's a good beer. I never had it before.
Speaker 3:You can also order food from Maple Branch. They've kind of became friends, I guess.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, that's smart.
Speaker 3:They've got good pizza, so you order pizza and they deliver for like two bucks. They deliver it over to Hoppin.
Speaker 4:Two Lanes. They kind of should have done, because Two Lanes has really good pizza also.
Speaker 3:Yeah, man, I've been wanting to go back there and I think we should have maybe a meet and greet one night at Tulane's.
Speaker 2:I'm down, I'm down for that. They're never too packed, it's obnoxious.
Speaker 3:They would just put it out there, invite people out, hang out.
Speaker 4:There are a couple times where it has been packed, but rarely.
Speaker 2:Do they have TVs? Can we watch football there?
Speaker 4:I want to say they do?
Speaker 2:I want to say they do. I want to watch football. They do because, well, they have the pool table and they have golden tea in there. Right, but that's not football.
Speaker 4:So that doesn't answer my question, does it? Fuck me right? I'm just trying to be fucking nice.
Speaker 1:Chad.
Speaker 2:I want to find a place and get a bunch of people together and play, get Blitzed and have a bunch of freebies and stuff.
Speaker 4:That'd be a lot of fun.
Speaker 2:I mean we can always maybe do Panther Island brewing.
Speaker 3:Panther Island Hop Fusion.
Speaker 4:Maple, I'm sure Maple Branch. Maybe you can do an event there. At Maple Branch there's a lot of sports bars and all you're doing is paying for beer.
Speaker 3:Oh, you're paying for his beer. That's not a bad idea, because they got some good beer, yeah.
Speaker 2:I mean Panther Island will do it, and I mean same thing really every time we do an event.
Speaker 3:Event they're down to collaborate and so I don't know various sports bars, yeah thankfully takes care of its own hell yeah um, yeah, so that's. Uh, that's all I got.
Speaker 4:Um, yeah so um everything else let's talk about what we want to do.
Speaker 3:I know, hang on. I want to talk about one thing, I'm sorry. No, no, go for it. You should be. I got breaking news today that panthers City of the Cross is ceasing operations as of effective immediately.
Speaker 2:That's sad.
Speaker 3:I knew it was coming.
Speaker 2:Me too.
Speaker 3:And man, our actual Fort Worth sports team, professional sports team, gone. We have the Texas Rattlers still, but they're not Fort Worth, they're Texas.
Speaker 2:So I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 2:We keep talking about how Fort Worth takes care of our own, and we do I'm not trying to take yeah back our city, whatever, but we don't always go out and do the things that we need to do, like musicians don't get enough love. I don't think venues get enough love. Restaurants and bars keep closing or they need, like, basically, resuscitation so they could just stay in business a couple more months or whatever. That they stopped, dude, when I went down to austin. There's the. Was it that austin outlaws or whatever the fuck they are? Whatever the austin team is, that we have the pbr or whatever oh, yeah, yeah, yeah there's signs everywhere for it and I'm like okay but there's nothing for the rattlers.
Speaker 2:There's nothing for the rattlers and I'm like we've got our own team and for the Rattlers? There's nothing for the Rattlers. And I'm like we've got our own team and half the city probably 90% of the city don't even know that that exists.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's like Panther City lacrosse. I never saw any real billboards or anything like that.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:No selective advertising on some of the social media. Occasionally I'd see it on Facebook.
Speaker 2:Do you think this just popped in my head the first time? Do you think it's because we share so much with Dallas that Dallas gets like we don't have a Fort Worth news station. We don't have.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, it's Dallas Fort Worth news.
Speaker 2:Everything's DFW, dfw and they get a lot of love, and I mean we get love too, but so much stuff is Dallas. Do you think we just kind of.
Speaker 3:I think it might be part of that, but I also think that maybe we're just in the shadow of the big D.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and also people don't go out and do things as much here as they do in Dallas or in Austin, I think there's a lot of money here. There's a lot of money in.
Speaker 3:Fort Worth. Where is it being spent? I know Dallas. They're going to Dallas and spending the money. That's crazy. I mean we drove all the way to Dallas to go to Chris and John's, that's true.
Speaker 2:We drove all the way to Austin and San Antonio just to get away.
Speaker 3:It's like, yeah, yeah, I mean it sucks, but I was glad, I mean I'm thankful that I bought a jersey for the team that's no longer a team, because you know, know it's, it's fort worth yeah, I got my history, my hoodie and I got my scarf.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's like, it's just like the cats man it.
Speaker 3:You know, I wish we'd bring back some. You know, maybe some double a ball or something like that would be cool.
Speaker 2:Triple a ball, something, something right, and then, uh, throw in another, maybe, maybe a minor league hockey team that's actually here in fort worth you know, I wonder also I I saw this study somewhere that, like fort worth is feeling more inflation than any other city in the us yeah, it's true, because of the growth and the same inflation and all the things. We're feeling it more than just about anybody. Well, it said specifically we feel it more or harder than anyone else yes what if that has anything to do with it?
Speaker 3:it's just like people just can't afford the same shit they could afford five, ten years ago In Fort Worth In. Fort Worth right, go anywhere else, it'd be okay.
Speaker 2:I mean, you know you go out, for we went out to dinner and we didn't drink, we just like split fajitas and had queso at Chewy's and we spent 30 bucks. Like when's the last Last time we went out for dinner and spent less than $80.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1:It was kind of nice.
Speaker 2:And so now it's like our little go-to is splitting fajitas and queso and have a $30 meal.
Speaker 3:And that's it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because I mean you go to Taco Bell and spend almost $30 these days.
Speaker 3:I know I spent $20. I spent $20 on a meal for Jesse and I. It doesn't make any sense. Needed you needed something cheap? Right, talk about. I think mcdonald's is maybe one of the only fast food places that are still pretty fucking cheap. Um, our friend, dank he. He posted. You know wendy's is good and all, but it ain't 13 good yeah, yeah, that was good and wendy's is talking about doing a search.
Speaker 3:I don't know if they're doing it yet, but they were gonna do surge pricing I don't think that they ever went forward with that that would have been the nail in their coffin man.
Speaker 2:What is his new podcast name? Just Two Dudes.
Speaker 4:Just Two Dudes yeah, have you all listened to it yet? Yeah, I listened to a bit of it on my way to Lance's the other night. It's pretty fucking funny. It's kind of like it's year one of the Funky Panther.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they're getting getting warmed up. Everything, yeah, dude. Anything dank says or does is fucking hilarious.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm gonna get dank to come over one day, um, and we're gonna sit in here, we're gonna record, basically hot takes from dank yeah and I want to. I commented on there and if anybody steals something, people really pissed off. Um, but I want to just get hot takes about different things from Dank and we'll just run it and play it and get reactions For sure. Every guest we have in here. Hey, I want you to hear this hot take and just drop it and see what happens.
Speaker 4:Perfect. So on the subject of fourth venues and fourth music, I saw something on the news on Channel 5 about a week or so ago. Quaker City Nighthawks had a show at Tulips on Friday.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, this past Friday yeah.
Speaker 4:And so the whole point of that. They were talking about a company, Mullen Mullen. They're sponsoring a music series. It is the Mullen Mullen Concert Series and of course the first one was at Tulips with Quaker City Nighthawks, Matthew Logan Vasquez of um, delta spirit and a couple of others. But that was just a start. Uh, they were trying to highlight like local for the music because there have been a couple years where venues are shutting down so they're trying to rein, like reinvigorate and inject money into into the problem where you know we'll have a couple of artists perform at different venues here, which is basically what Andrew at Fort Worth Roots is doing too right.
Speaker 2:He keeps having these music series at different restaurants and bars and trying to do the exact same thing trying to get visibility to the bars, the restaurants and the musicians.
Speaker 4:And, like we were talking about earlier, we can talk about how much we love and support, but I don't know if it's if it's hard just to go out, if it's like, uh, I mean money. I mean, is money, you know, not so good? I mean where we can't afford to kind of go out anymore because everything's expensive. But I mean like I think we need to kind of make an effort or like do something because, like you said, andrew's like doing stuff where he's, you know, having these shows and having people come out, or like highlighting a certain artist, and I don't see why we can't do the same thing or why Because, like, honestly, locally, for podcasts I mean, we haven't been on for a month, quarks and Cat Town haven't been on for a while, forever Reckless, I mean.
Speaker 3:There's a lot of us that's kind of hiatus.
Speaker 4:And I think, now that we're back, we need to put a better effort in kind of doing stuff like that. I know I want to, I know any time I have like a chance, like if I'm going to go out somewhere on a date night, or like we were talking about having like a little meet and greet, or like a hangout at two lanes or something, I think it'd be cool to go to like a bar that needs it, you know not not the ones that are established already, because they're going to survive, but like little small, small hole in the wall.
Speaker 2:go to fucking mcfly's you know it's down the street also. I mean, you know, I don't want to overshadow what he's doing with the different and, you know, do the same thing either, like we could either kind of see if we could help or or help promote or whatever. But I think that we need to be posting more stuff on our socials and stuff like that saying like oh, check this place out, because that's something we used to do. A lot that we're not doing nearly funky fridays.
Speaker 2:We used to do funky fridays when we started out uh, and so you know it's hard to keep up with all the different various social media accounts sometimes.
Speaker 3:But yeah, I can't even get on Instagram anymore.
Speaker 2:Like at all.
Speaker 3:I have to. The app does not work. I can get on through the web browser, and that's very inconvenient.
Speaker 2:That's bizarre, I don't understand.
Speaker 3:There's a lot going on. I have no idea.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:All right, well, cool, well, is that it.
Speaker 3:I think that covered the entirety of uh well, whatever we'll be, back next week, yeah thank you, boys, for uh checking in on me, though I appreciate that.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you know we were here, for you, we love you and, of course, um the the the funeral itself was yeah, thanks for thank you for coming.
Speaker 3:That was, that was nice you don't?
Speaker 4:you don't say it was very lively and I saw Roy Tammy's, like Roy's, getting down over there singing.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, he loves the hymns, he loves the gospel hymns, I think the only one I knew was the last one.
Speaker 4:It's only because Kanye used it on one of his albums. But man it was very.
Speaker 2:It was a beautiful service.
Speaker 3:Yeah, thank you a beautiful service, I think it really was yeah and uh.
Speaker 2:It was nice to see so many people supporting your mom and so many good stories great stories was and so I mean, I feel like, if your mom was listening, she would want this episode dedicated to her, the one that we're talking about, the beanstalks. I truly believe as well.
Speaker 3:You know what's funny is um, uh, man, just like before she got like where she you know where she was like incoherent and stuff. I remember her saying asking me he's like is this next episode gonna be one? I can listen to you and I was like no, she was always asking that she's like I listened to one and it wasn't that bad. Javier was pretty in control. I was like, well, javier wasn't drunk, so there we go that she was always wanting to listen. I kept trying to keep her away.
Speaker 4:And didn't she cut this board, didn't she cut this?
Speaker 3:board. No, no, no, no, she didn't.
Speaker 4:Oh, I thought she did, no, oh well. Well, I'll tell you what she helped you with. A lot of shit she did.
Speaker 3:Hell yeah, she laid this floor in here with me. A woman, yeah, absolutely so. Uh shout out to your mom much love to her and there's a plant uh swap in at mcfly's in two weeks, so we should probably check that out for sure.
Speaker 2:Well, thank you all for hanging out with us on youtube. We know it's been a while, but thank you for taking the time and hanging out. Appreciate you. Uh, if you listen to us on the podcast, please make sure that you you know, like, subscribe, do all the things you're supposed to do. Also, follow us on all things things social media at the Funky Panther. Like and subscribe on our YouTube channel at the Funky Panther as well. All this stuff is at thefunkypanthercom. And yes, we do still have a phone number. It's 817-677-0408. Call text leave us a voicemail. We'd love to hear from you.
Speaker 4:We have shirts and hats too, still.
Speaker 2:We still yeah, we need to start selling.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we need to start getting rid of that stuff.
Speaker 2:So much love everybody, Stay good. I'm Chad. I'm Javier.
Speaker 4:And I'm Tim.
Speaker 2:We are the Funky Panther it was almost in tune. Watch your beanstalks everybody.
Speaker 1:This ain't Texas, ain't no Hold'em. So lay your cards down, down, down down. So park your Lexus and throw your keys up, stick around, round, round, round round, and I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you.
