The Funky Panther

Concert Shenanigans, Sports Highlights, and Tailgate Traditions

• Chad, Tim, Javier • Episode 181

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Have you ever wondered how a girlfriend's crazy hairstyle could lead to an unforgettable night at a Bilmuri concert? We'll kick off this episode with some light-hearted banter and hilarious personal stories, from wild concerts to favorite video game memories with the Capcom Fighting Classics collection. We also catch up on local happenings, including Daddy Paul of Nexm Creative Media's new business venture, before diving into the eclectic and unique music of the band Bilmuri

Switching gears, we get our game face on for an enthusiastic sports chat, covering everything from TCU basketball's latest game to the Cowboys' impressive victory. Along the way, we'll compare the tunes of Post Malone and 303. We wrap our banter with movie talks, including the entertaining "Logan Lucky" and "Baby Driver," ensuring a mix of humor, sports, and cinema love.

Our family connections and tailgate plans segment celebrates an upcoming Cowboys tailgate, complete with The Ball Bag Podcast recording excitement and 19 years of tradition. We'll reveal a surprising family connection between Javier and John and even discuss the legal limits of gambling in Texas, with a funny twist about jaunts to Louisiana. From humorous anecdotes to heartfelt stories, this episode promises a rollercoaster of emotions and entertainment.

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Chad:

oh shit, can you hear us now?

Javier:

today is wednesday, september 11th 2024 cool is this gonna be our 9-11 episode. No, no, I think we've already done like a couple of no you've just talked a lot about 9-11. 9-11 is very interesting. Whenever that show came on, the girl I was dating at the time decided to have the bump hair and. I saw I picked her up and we were going to the movies and she's like what do you think I was? Like you, look stupid.

Chad:

I liked the bump hair. I didn't. Really I hated the bump hair.

Javier:

I thought it was cute, except for whenever Sloan Entourage had it. We gotta start the show.

Chad:

We gotta start the show. I haven't changed it yet, oh shit, it's fine. I like the girls that do drugs, girls with cigarettes in the back of the club, girls that hate cops and bad girls, girls with no bonds, girls that's mean just for fun. I like girls who make love, but I love girls who like to fuck. That's what's up. That's what's up. It's such a fun song. It really is.

Tim:

I fuck with that.

Chad:

Oh, hello everyone, and welcome to the Funky Panther Coming to you straight from Fort Worth, texas. We have got a fantastic show for you here on episode 181. Hooray, yay, it says 180, though it is wrong. Yeah, we're here for episode 181. So sit back, relax, enjoy. Let's get into it. I'm Chad, I'm Javier and I'm Tim, and we are the. Funky Panthers.

Javier:

For those that love video games, the Capcom Fighting Classics came out today, which include Marvel vs Capcom, marvel vs Capcom 2, x-men vs Street Fighter, marvel Super Heroes, so it's a bunch of games in one. It's, I think, like 40 bucks.

Chad:

I want to play it on an old school Console.

Javier:

Yeah, with the arcade stick, I mean they have the arcade up that you know, like what they have at the one bar.

Chad:

Like at Nexum.

Javier:

No, that one is pretty cool.

Chad:

That's awesome. That's the actual Paul's got it going on.

Javier:

Paul speaking of Daddy, but we talked about it last time, but you see the pinatograms. He's on right, yeah, Speaking of.

Chad:

Daddy. We talked about it last time, but you see the pinatograms. He's on right. Yeah, he's been doing a lot of other promos too. Well, he's also starting a brand new side company within Nexum called Brand Juice Marketing and he got this huge warehouse. They're going to be like he was with Drowning Pool. Do you see him with that picture of Drowning Pool? He's always with someone fucking crazy.

Javier:

He's always with someone, which reminds me I need to go swing by and just say hi. It's been a minute since I've seen him. He loves when we drop by, which is rare. Hello there, man. How have y'all been? How are things? I know we've already been going for about 20 minutes now.

Chad:

I went to Tannehill's the other night.

Javier:

Oh, what'd you do over there?

Chad:

Went to go see Bill Murray.

Javier:

Oh yeah.

Chad:

Like Bill, go see bill murray.

Javier:

Oh yeah, bill murray, the actual the band bill murray b-i-l-o-s-m-e bill murray, m-u-r-i hello, so I wore I wore, I wore um.

Chad:

I wore a sleeveless shirt that was camouflage. Cute um, sexy. It said judiciary on its band, oh, um, and then I thought it was government one of the branches you know and then I had my cowboy hat on some boots, jeans, all that fun stuff, yeah and uh, dude, I got wrecked in the pit and wrecked my cowboy hat by women from what I heard. No well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Chad:

No, that was not by women okay um, so my hat got fucking bent up and sideways because we're standing there. I'm'm in the pit at this point and a dude comes over the top of my head Crowd surfing.

Tim:

I had no idea. All over the top of my head.

Chad:

That's ruined. Well, they let you crank your hog there. There's one thing that Tim wants you to do is crank hog at Tannahills, that's actually a whole thing, not Tannahills but Bill Murray. They have a song absolutely cranking, my motherfucking hog, really.

Chad:

yeah, and I'm telling you go and listen to this band, it's gonna. The song titles don't make any sense. Okay, the album covers are funny. They don't make any sense. And then the songs whenever you listen to them you're just like this does not go with that. But I dig it it's. It's very. You're not selling it real hard. I think you'd like it because it's kind of like poppy but it's like it's got saxophone and then it's got this like it's not like metal no.

Tim:

Yeah.

Chad:

No, I mean, I could. You went to a show that wasn't metal. Yeah.

Javier:

Occasionally do that. Well, I didn't know if you would want to go see bill murray I?

Tim:

you know I'm, of course I would. He was in ghostbusters. I'm fairly new to metal and I'd love to see bill murray uh perform metal wearing his ghostbusters costume, um.

Chad:

So this is a. I'll just play a little clip of it. This is not that's. This is better. Hell in parentheses, thick boy.

Javier:

This isn't going to be a thing where the episode gets demonetized because we're going to play what our last one was.

Chad:

Yeah, Beard's looking good bro.

Tim:

Thank you, I'm going to have to shave it again.

Chad:

No Bitch, you can never have anything good.

Tim:

Yeah, this is it?

Chad:

This has got a country twang to it. Okay, cut it off. I'm trying to keep it low. You can't just turn on and back on. I don't think I know how it works. Well, people review music. I understand. Why is that okay?

Javier:

We were reviewing music.

Chad:

Yeah, we were reviewing music. Just the money that we're not making on these videos. Yeah, we're definitely not going to make it on this video. Who's that, toby?

Javier:

The money that we're not making on these videos. We're definitely not going to make it on this video. It sounds. Who's it? Toby? No, not Toby, Toby Keith. Hey, there, I'm dead. Everybody.

Chad:

So they have another song called A Cowboy's Heavy Load, what, and I don't have a video to. I don't have the picture. I should have pulled this picture up.

Javier:

Oh, put a load in your ass. It's Floating your ass. It's the American way. That's how the song goes right.

Chad:

Let me just show you so their backdrop. The best part was their backdrop and it says Bill Murray, buy merch Shit. That's pretty cool. That's awesome. Okay, so next time they come through, That'd be fun. Yeah, yeah. So they have an album called 400-lb Back Squat and the first song on that album was Lord Farquadzilla. I'm telling you, if you want to feel good like you want some music. That's just going to make you feel happy, always. That's constantly the music I want to listen to yeah listen to Bill Murray.

Chad:

Okay, I'll listen to Bill Murray. Okay, I'll listen to the Way Home. To be honest with you, that's when I can jump on. I didn't listen to Beyonce.

Javier:

I said I was going to. I'm not going to. I'm going to listen to Bill Murray. I said I was going to listen to Post Malone. I didn't.

Chad:

We're just a bunch of fucking liars in this bitch, we really are Truly. Keeping it beefy this real quick. You don't have to uh jacked and stacked mass monster, large throbbing positive mindset.

Javier:

So these are song titles yeah keep it at beefy oh, I keep it beefy relaxing box, fan, sleep ambient sounds. Number three I would have loved that when I was in Midland Odessa.

Chad:

Yeah, that's what I'm saying, like, I think, level 99 roid mage. Not rage, rage Mage.

Javier:

Yeah, yeah, yeah, like magic or whatever.

Chad:

Yeah, they have a song called Corn Fed Yeetus. So right before they play that song, I'm standing down there and the lead singer said this song goes out to the guy standing there with a cowboy hat. And then they played.

Tim:

Was that you? It was me.

Chad:

It was me. Lance turned around, looked at me, gave me a dirty look.

Javier:

He was a little butthurt, oh my God, that's the second time this week. He was butthurt then. I think he was butthurt Because I sent him a picture of me and Haley Van Lith, who I ran into at the GCA game.

Chad:

That's wild.

Javier:

Yeah, olympian bronze medalist.

Chad:

Just randomly see her there, I know that, but I'm just like out of a crowd of a bunch of people. She was by herself, she was with her brother, but that's what I'm saying. She's just there. There's people all over the place right, and you randomly run into her.

Javier:

The. I'm saying like she's just there, like there's people all over the place right, and you randomly run into her, like the game started at seven, my uber canceled like four times to get over there because anthony had an extra ticket, and so he's like, hey, uh, let's go. And so four ubers missed and, uh, I was trying to find them, I went the wrong way and then I went the right way. She was by herself. Well, she was with her brother and there was no one around her. And I was on the phone with Anthony and I was like I'm next to Haley Van Lith and he's like what? And I was like I'll call you back.

Javier:

And I hung up and he could see me, he was already looking at me.

Javier:

And I was like I'm so sorry You're Haley. Yeah, I was like I, I knew it. I'm sorry, I'm such a big fan. Uh, I love what you did in the olympics and uh, I've been following your career since you were at lsu and you're such a fucking g and um. Can I? This is I don't want to be weird, is it okay? Can I get a picture with you? And she's like yeah, and I'm trying to fumble my phone like trying to get to the picture, like the camera going, and I'm like, uh, and you actually clicked on the porn and then, yes, yeah she's like, oh god, I love this man.

Javier:

No, and so uh her brother's like, do you want me to take the picture for you? And I'm like, please, yes, he took a couple pictures. And uh, I was like I'm sorry for being so weird, thank you so much. A big fan, I can't wait to see you. Uh, tcu basketball, you're gonna have a great year. Uh, bye, and and it was, but that's.

Chad:

Yeah, I feel like I'm legit man, that's awesome.

Javier:

That was a lot of fun, Not to mention the game was cool.

Chad:

This is absolutely cranking. My motherfucking hog. Does it sound like hog music? He was telling a whole ass story.

Tim:

I just played it for you and you switch it straight.

Chad:

It was a beautiful Thank you that didn't involve Kanye or Childish.

Tim:

Gambino.

Chad:

And now we go straight to Crankin' Hogs. But it did have to do with porn. You said porn, you said porn, you said porn. No, chad actually said porn.

Javier:

Chad said porn. Yeah, I like this intro. I like the intro to this.

Chad:

It sounds kind of like Post Malone. I think you'll like it.

Javier:

I think you'll like it yeah, I, I will listen to it.

Chad:

I'll listen to this that album's called uh, eggy pocket, like an eggy, like e-g-g-y. I haven't listened, I haven't. I haven't listened to this group in a long time, but it reminds me of you, remember 303 oh yeah, yeah, they had that electronic sound yeah, it kind of

Javier:

reminds me of that. Right off, right off the cuff, that's 303, right yeah? Yeah, I had layton meester on it.

Chad:

From god hey you, hey, you owe her brother $5. That's how much those pictures cost, you know. Oh fuck, I do owe her brother $5.

Javier:

But it was cool. The game was a fucking blowout. They beat them. I think it was like 35-40 to nothing. It was against Long Island University.

Chad:

How do you all feel about going to that new place out in Dallas that looks like a mini stadium? Hold on, I'm sick and tired of you doing this.

Javier:

I'm talking about the game. That was not even related.

Chad:

He's talking about the game and I'm like we should go do that.

Javier:

I mean, I will say yes. I will say yes. Okay, it's like the sphere, but you are watching sports.

Tim:

Nice job, I'm here.

Javier:

But it's for sports. So they had the UT game on the other day and the view they had it was from the end zone and you could see everything, like you were there at the stadium.

Chad:

Oh, the Sphere thing yeah.

Javier:

But that thing is crazy. The immersive experience that they have, it's really nice. I'm sure porn would be wild in there.

Chad:

There it is.

Javier:

Oh, I just wanted to set him up for the porn, just like Kamala.

Chad:

So I can play the song again. Absolutely cranking my mother, good girls can't be bad.

Javier:

Okay, but no, what else did I do over the week?

Chad:

I didn't. You went to Tannen Hills Is did I do over the week? I didn't.

Javier:

you went to tannin hills. Is that? It was that you're? That's all I did, okay, yeah, I mean that's pretty much. I think cowboys got a great fucking win the other night fuck yeah, that was a great win, that was fantastic absolutely great on all three three faces jesse called me uh because I was working.

Chad:

I worked uh one of those uh ultimate bullfighters oh which we, we need to get tickets and go to that. That's actually fun.

Javier:

Yeah.

Chad:

They play games with bulls. It's crazy.

Tim:

Okay.

Chad:

Anyways, Jessie calls me and she's like I got to stop watching the Cowboys, because I feel like I'm a jinx, because as soon as she started watching it, that's. I don't know what happened, but there was a play that happened that didn't go so well.

Tim:

I don't know.

Chad:

I don't know, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I don't know, but yeah, we watched. I came home, watched a little bit of that and I was Impressed.

Javier:

It wasn't 303. It was a great game. It was Cobra Starship.

Chad:

Oh Okay, yeah, yeah, that's right. I don't remember the 303 songs then.

Javier:

Good girls, good, I don't remember 303 yeah.

Tim:

Shake, shake. No, that's Metro Station.

Javier:

Yeah, shake, shake and shake Okay sorry. Fuck Okay, what else?

Chad:

I mean, that's all you did right.

Javier:

That's all I can think of. I'm sure my dumb brain will be like oh, I had steak. Did you have steak? I think I did, I did, I made it really. Oh, I had steak the other night and we watched Lucky Logan. I've never seen Lucky Logan.

Chad:

Logan Lucky, logan Lucky, yeah, yeah.

Javier:

With Adam Driver. Daniel Craig, have you seen it?

Chad:

I don't think so. It's on Netflix. It's pretty fucking. What is it? It's a heist movie. Logan Lucky, logan Lucky yeah.

Javier:

It's the guy who made Ocean's Eleven. Oh shit, directed it and it's pretty fucking funny Whenever I watch it.

Chad:

Channing Tatum, yeah, channing Tatum, is it Okay? So Channing Tatum's got like a bum leg and Adam Driver was in the military and lost a hand in the war. And then there's a what's his face? Does a family guy the main dude?

Tim:

Oh, the guy that writes it yeah.

Chad:

He's in real of it, but he's in the movie. Okay, yeah, got you. It reminded me of baby driver, a little bit like the sound, the soundtrack yeah, yeah, but steven soderbergh does this with like a lot of his movies.

Javier:

He has a good soundtrack with all the oceans movies. The score was pretty cool, but you're right, it was like baby driver, because the soundtrack was amazing well, check.

Chad:

This movie came out just after, shortly after.

Javier:

Baby driver, I think you're right, yeah which makes sense no no, no, it came out like in 2020, 2019, I don't know. Anyways, yeah, it's good stuff you also watched another movie.

Chad:

You said clueless earlier, but there was something else, seth mcfarland. Seth mcfarland thanks jamie, you also watched something else for the first time, right? I feel like there was a movie that you and Tammy watched, or y'all were going to watch, or something.

Javier:

We watched the Boy in the Hair and it was the new Miyazaki movie. That was pretty good. We enjoyed it very much. We finished the Sopranos. I think I talked about that last time. Jesse and I still haven't finished that, oh man Took about a month. I don't even know how it ends.

Chad:

I mean, I kind of know how it ends, but I don't know, I've never watched it.

Javier:

all I'm trying to think of what else? No, I don't know. I don't remember Nice, nice.

Chad:

Chad, you got to. I mean, you surely had something. I really didn't do a lot, man, to be honest with you. I went to lunch with Jordan. Jordan hadn't hung out with her in a while, so we had lunch on Friday and then went out to the deer lease and loaded literally over a ton, like over 2,000 pounds, of corn into all the feeders and shit like that so that was a long day. Did get some herds burgers.

Tim:

Those were always, that's always a good always it's worth the trip out there, yeah.

Chad:

So yeah, it was just out on the lease just about all day. And then Sunday Sunday was chill. Sarah was chill, uh, sarish and I went to get our, uh, manny petty. I just, you know, got the petty, but uh, we went to get our nails did, relax, chill you didn't want your fingers done no, I, I feel like the. The nails are easy you know what I mean but like the foot, rub the rocks, the like the wax and all the stuff on the wax yeah dude, I do the whole thing.

Chad:

What do you? You mean, like they put, they get this bag of wax, this hot bag of wax. That sounds unpleasant. No, it's fucking great.

Tim:

We get this hot bag of wax.

Chad:

We get a hot bag of wax and then they like he's got shards of glass in there. Glass and wax. I'm just going to fuck your world up here. Go ahead and shove your fucking foot in there, alright. So you got the bag of wax, you put your foot in there and then just kind of like dries up around your foot. I could do that here for you.

Javier:

Can you?

Chad:

Will you.

Chad:

I mean, yeah, we also rub hot rocks on my feet, no, okay, well, then I'm out. We got a grill. No, it was nice. It was nice and relaxing, so we did that. And then I want to say we, we had lunch, uh, and then we went to uh drink and watch the the cowboys game over at boomer jacks with some people g cool and uh, yeah, it was fun, the game was awesome and I hadn't like I've been trying not to drink a lot recently, so it was my first time drinking and I don't know week and a half, something like that, I don't know. And uh, it hit me, it was. I was feeling real nice. That's crazy, because you've got a card game called Get Blitzed, and isn't that the whole premise behind it? That's why I drank on football day, gotcha Right, because I've been saving all my drinking energy for Italy. I mean, get Blitzed, that makes more sense. Yeah, what's the Italian version of Get Blitzed? Get Blitzed, I don't think that's right.

Javier:

Get blitzed, mamma mia.

Chad:

They're big on the other football out in Italy, the real football, yeah.

Javier:

He uses his hand. It's the handball.

Chad:

What are you?

Javier:

doing. I beat my wife, he's got a point.

Chad:

And then Monday and Tuesday I actually so Jesus, who we've had on the podcast before from previously TFTI Spectre Studios. He was like, hey, I've got this idea. I want to do like a short comedy skit thing with Get Blitz. I'm like, all right, let me hear what you got. And it was really fucking funny. And he had like a whole crew over his house. So Monday I went over and we shot a little bit. And then last night I was there for hours, juanito was there and some other people and we just shot like this comedy thing and then an actual commercial. That's a part of the skit. And then there's also be like behind the scenes shit. Like it was so much fun though like, uh, he makes it so professional, like it's in his house, so it's like we're just hanging out, we're not wearing shoes because you take your shoes off in the house, we're just chilling, but it was also really.

Chad:

I mean, they got like thousands and thousands of dollars worth of equipment, just kind of doing shit yeah, what's that address? Dude. It was just a lot of fun, and so to him and Spectre Studios and everyone for kind of like helping and putting that together.

Tim:

I can't wait to see that.

Chad:

And for the chat Logan, Lucky and Baby Driver came out the same year.

Javier:

Oh neat.

Chad:

Neat neat, neat. Thanks, jamie. Number two A little competitive movie there. Cool, cool, that's cool, though I mean, yeah, it was fun, that's it.

Javier:

We also are going to the Cowboy tailgate this Sunday, so you're going to have a table set up with the game I'm going to fucking rage, so it's going to be a lot of fun.

Tim:

So what you're?

Chad:

saying is if you show up at the Cowboys game and you walk down, go by Pennant and.

Javier:

AT&T way, I think AT&T way, yeah, yeah.

Chad:

We're going to be on the corner. Y'all are going to be doing a recording for Ball Back, aren't you? Are you going to be doing something out there?

Javier:

I mean it'd be cool. I mean we've got the wireless.

Chad:

I thought you mentioned y'all were doing something there. No, oh, but this is Lance's first time going to the tailgate. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I told him about the crazy tailgate that one year oh yeah, it's gotten a of Hervey's friends, all his group. There's like 40 or 50 of them and then like 20 of us, but this is the 19th year, james and all his people.

Javier:

This is the 19th year, so I know next year I think we're going to have to up it, Anthony's coming right.

Chad:

You said yes, I know Brian and Hooli are coming.

Javier:

He is Because I know Natasha's bullying him, bullying him like go you fucking bitch.

Chad:

He didn't do anything, he's such a baby, he does a lot of stuff.

Javier:

He does, he showed he always did TCU games.

Chad:

He always did TCU games. He showed up for our little thing where we raise money.

Javier:

Panther Island. Yeah, he does. He's actually been to the last two that we had over there, yeah, and he went to the 100th episode. Yeah, yeah, so he's been. You know you're talking a span of three years.

Chad:

Hey, you mentioned four things. Four years, sir. We've done the funky panther for four years I know, but and he showed up to all four things. No, I'm excited to see him on sunday, and everyone, and it's gonna be a great time I really want to gamble, oh, I want to gamble, so bad.

Javier:

well, I mean, we all want to time. I really want to gamble, oh I want to gamble so bad?

Chad:

Well, I mean, we all want to gamble. What do?

Javier:

you want to gamble on.

Chad:

You want a sports gamble.

Javier:

I want a sports gamble. Is that still not legal in Texas? They do like price picks where you can pick players and stuff like that.

Chad:

Can you VPN over to Louisiana Like a fantasy team?

Tim:

No.

Javier:

I wish you could it barstool sportsbook app or you can like do online casino shit and it's like ah, you can't do it because you're not in louisiana.

Chad:

I would say, uh, on saturday we could just drive across the border and do it I would love to do another trip where we go to a casino here's the problem, though windstar let's go to treeport was so easy. It was quick and easy and the food was great hey look, that was a great trip.

Javier:

It was that was. That was a good weekend or one night. We were only there like right.

Chad:

Look, quit talking about it, Be about it. Our cousin's doing something on the 14th. He is.

Javier:

I can't. My cousin's graduating from nursing school. Yeah, and I got the Canelo fight.

Chad:

I don't know if our cousin actually invited, I invited you to. I saw him the other day. He said I'm the better cousin. Yeah, well, that's true. I told him I'm like you, you remind, hold on, hold on. Have we explained how y'all are technically family on the podcast? Yet, all right, y'all just realized this, like recently I do also want to bring up another thing.

Javier:

So I guess in that side gill's wife, uh, is uh cousins with uh john's wife. Yeah, it doesn't surprise me. Yeah, so it's why it's a mexican thing, yeah yeah, dude at this at this point?

Chad:

yes, he knows all of my uncles, yeah, okay. So uh, for those listening in um, we found out randomly um the day that, not the day.

Chad:

It wasn't the day my mom died, it was like maybe like a week before yeah yeah'm over at my parents' house and all my cousins are there and everything, and John's there, which is my cousin that we're talking about, and I'm telling him this story. I'm like, hey, so he does what Javier should be doing. So he works for John, works for Progressive, okay, and he does estimates and all that stuff, like he goes out and does appraisals and all the fun stuff, right. And I was telling him, I was like, yeah, javi, I've got a friend of mine who I didn't say javier at the time. I was like, uh, that he works for his dad. It's his dad's shop. He writes, you know, estimates all all day. That's what he does, um, and pounds out dents, you know you know, and he was like, oh yeah, so where's the shop at?

Chad:

I was like, oh, it's over behind autobahn off the white settlement. He's like what's the shop called? And I said quality paintless dent removal, which I could play that spot. But um, and he's like he just looks at me, he said javier and I said yes, and he's like that's my cousin and I was like and yeah. White is the Dickens he is oh yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, like I'm white, but John's really white. Yeah, I mean his last name's, reed.

Tim:

Okay, which also is weird because it's Jesse.

Chad:

But anyways, yeah, so he's married to Javier's stepmom's cousin, and apparently Gil's wife is also. So this is all very distant, distant, but still a web of family it's a web of family.

Javier:

Yeah, okay, yeah. And so uh gladys is asking are you family? Are your family all from the same small town in mexico and those folks from their or surrounding area? Yeah, um, my dad and his yep, my dad and his wife, um, are from the small town, and so is uh John's wife's.

Tim:

Yeah.

Chad:

Their family's from all the same town. Really Small town, yeah, muy interesante. It took John it took John 10 years before he got engaged and married. And, uh, he's also 50 and has a has a small child now.

Javier:

Yes.

Chad:

It's crazy.

Javier:

Hey man, like I'm 38 and you know, not married yet, I know, no, I'm, I'm the only one at this table that hasn't gotten married, but they've been together for like over 10 years.

Tim:

None of us are married now though baby.

Javier:

All for the better, says I.

Chad:

I mean it's. I'm just looking at the chat Just waiting for her to say she's watching Harry Potter right now.

Javier:

I think I'm safe.

Chad:

I think I'm safe. Nobody text her, anyways. Yeah. So yeah, sunday tailgate it's going to be awesome. We're going to have a booth for Get Blitz. We're going to have freebies and giveaways. We're going to have the mega bong, like we always do every year.

Chad:

What kind you gonna have. I've got koozies and we've got 25 off the game. I'll play game codes and stickers and I I got a nice little banner. So my my first time like kind of getting it out there in the public in front of people. You just got to get it out there. You got to put it in and out somewhere. Yeah, I, I hear you just gotta. You just gotta, you know, expose yourself, ramrod you just gotta go full chode got it, got Got it.

Javier:

Got it.

Chad:

Got it. I'm going to bring the wireless mics, because if y'all don't do an episode, I'm going to make you do a fucking episode.

Javier:

That's fine, yeah, tailgate, I'll tell It'll be great. I'm not going to lie because I've been really busy at work.

Chad:

I'm thinking I promote the podcast and, yeah, it'll be fun yeah, uh, on the group chat, uh, wow.

Javier:

So tim and javier are primos. You can yell primo to each other me and john yell we are like yeah well, john will say cousin. I'll say hey, what up cuz you?

Chad:

know, yeah, tim, just so primo means cool, no, no, no. So what? John told me he's like yeah, he, that's my primo.

Javier:

And I was like what the fuck is that mean? What you mean? Like a joint with cocaine. I was like what?

Chad:

is this? What is this?

Javier:

world primo weed.

Chad:

Well, it's funny is I call javier up and I was like hey, do you know john? You know john reed? He's like yeah, that's my cousin. I was like no bitch, that's, that's actually my cousin, that is my cousin, my actual cousin that's hilarious, um, but let's uh talk about other stuff, because yeah, let's get into it.

Javier:

Let's talk about other stuff let's are we done talking about get blitz?

Chad:

100, let's get into it. Let's talk about other stuff. Are we done talking about Get Blitzed? 100%, let's talk about other stuff. Are you sure?

Javier:

Are we done with Get Blitzed?

Chad:

Look other stuff. I want to Get Blitzed.

Javier:

All right, we're not drinking. I'm not Dr Kroy.

Chad:

Let's get a couple of Kroy. I want to ask you this so, out of all the celebrities yeah, that would would come out and say, hey, I have a baby now and it's not with my wife, who would you expect nick cannon, like it would be my baby, because I could tell you a few no, no, not your baby like a celebrity like you're. You just see a celebrity post I've got this baby. I apologize, it's not with my wife r kelly r R Kelly. Yeah, I could see that with.

Javier:

R Kelly, I mean not anymore, he's in prison.

Chad:

He's making butt babies.

Javier:

Good.

Chad:

Bastard Trump. Yeah, I could see that. I could see that, Dave Grohl no that man's wholesome and he's a good man, Well he's a good man. He's got another confession to make. Oh no, yeah, he uh, he had a baby with some lady and uh lady baby. He had a lady baby but, yeah, he came out announcing he's like he's apologizing for, uh, having a baby out of wedlock. When did this happen? I dude, I don't even know nine months, nine, at least nine months ago.

Chad:

Is it like a baby or like it like a grown person?

Tim:

And they're like oh, no, no, no no no, like recent baby.

Javier:

Oh shit, that's wild. Hey, he's a rock and roller.

Chad:

Well, that's like. So the internet's been kind of like split, because some people are like, oh my gosh, he's such a wholesome dude yeah, I would never expect that. And then others are he's a rock star.

Javier:

Yeah, I mean, what do you kind of expect?

Chad:

Yeah, but at the same time, like you do expect some people to be good, like rock star or not, there are still good people that don't do bad. I think Dave Grohl is still a good person. Yeah, I'm sure I'm not saying he's an awful person. He does barbecue for the homeless. He does, he does, he gets out there. Do he gets out there? And Do you think she was one of the homeless?

Chad:

I do actually, I'm just curious as to why you brought this up. No, I do Okay, but I don't want to get sued. Look, allegedly, I hear it's homeless. If anything she made it Good for her 18 years, that's a huge come up. You know what I mean. For 18 years she's got it fucking made. I'm going to go out and say it's probably not a homeless person and I'm also going to say it probably wasn't Courtney Love either 18 years.

Javier:

18 years.

Chad:

You're the one who met him. I don't know. I just hear 18 beers. We don't have to go down this. No, we're done. Okay, cool, Now that's. Y'all said that in the group text today and I was like very funny, I didn't know that was a thing. I didn't Google it or anything like that. I'm just taking you for your word. That actually happened.

Javier:

That actually happened, I mean people like you said he's had a rough year.

Chad:

Do you think like he just, yeah, yeah, he really has.

Tim:

He lost, lost his drummer, who essentially best friend yeah, yeah, and I mean, you don't know, man, I mean it doesn't make it okay, it doesn't.

Javier:

I'm not saying it is um and also like again, people are saying he's a rock and roll star. Bon jovi, you know, had a wife and he do you? Think was a serial, that's what bon, jovi does I don't know what Bon Jovi does. I don't know what Bon Jovi sings. We're just singing all these fucking songs.

Chad:

This whole fucking episode is what it is, dude Tim next time we come, I want one of those tube things that we just blow in and go. You have one. What? No, I don't the Supreme one. Oh no, that's different. That's a little keyboard thing. Same shit. No, it's same shit.

Tim:

no, bon jovi's got this, spent money on the tube mic.

Chad:

Hang on, hang on, no, no, no, no, no, let's stop. Does this tube go in your mouth? Uh, it's, it's a keyboard that you blow into and play the keyboard.

Javier:

That's it it's not a big deal.

Chad:

It's not the one that john patis uses no, this, this one has the hose, but it's Supreme Right, it's a Supreme one. If you need to know, javier was talking a lot about Supreme, yeah, and every time that he would talk about it I felt jealous that I didn't have anything to do with it. I'm going to ask another question. Okay, I wouldn't.

Tim:

Was this when you were?

Chad:

gainfully employed. Yes, okay, I had a job. I made money. Wait a second, wait a second. What job were you working at that point? I mean, it was like two or three years ago.

Tim:

Okay, Okay, you weren't taking pictures of children.

Chad:

No, no no, what I don't like, I never did that. That's not something I ever did, fyi.

Javier:

Google this company, google it. Chad took pictures of children. No, I didn't. You, piece of shit. Who told people that?

Chad:

How many of you work for a company?

Javier:

that took pictures of children. They're all in jail now.

Tim:

Actually it's getting weird there to be honest with you, yeah, but we can't talk about that because he might get sued.

Javier:

No so on the group chat. Chrissy says that's not an excuse. Correct, it is not. Let's talk about it.

Chad:

No, the talk box. You want me to get a talk box, is that what?

Tim:

you want Hold on.

Chad:

Is that a fucking fingernail? It might be. Why is there a fucking fingernail on the podcast table? That's not my fingernail.

Javier:

It's not mine, it's yours.

Tim:

That's not my fingernail, it's not mine, it's yours, it's not mine. How is it my fingernail?

Javier:

Do you chew your fingernails off Hell. No, that's disgusting. Where the fuck did that fingernail come from? I?

Chad:

might have nervously picked my fingernail. I don't know.

Javier:

So it was you, you lying bitch. It could be.

Chad:

Anyone that says, well, maybe it was you. I don't't know it didn't look like my favorite, like some shit my little brother would do is like oh, who farted if I did, I didn't feel it. What the fuck you did it? It was you and everyone knows he would say that yeah, you said all the time it's weird if it was me I didn't know about it.

Chad:

No, come on, it was you. No, you always know if you fart. Oh, yeah, of course. Yeah, just like you knew. If you know, no, I pulled your fucking nail off. I mean, my nails are short so it could be sick. Fuck, I don't know. Sometimes I get a nervous, nervous picking on it, and I was. I do my, uh, I do my school work out here and I probably I was taking a test yes, no, sunday, so maybe I don't know. I wouldn't remember pulling it off though, gotcha, but yeah that I'm sorry. I apologize for a fingernail, being that it's pretty gross. That's my bad. Now I know Javier Chad's Ix.

Javier:

Yeah, in other, I guess music related news, kendrick Lamar was selected To headline the Super Bowl Halftime show.

Chad:

Yeah, someone asked me if like, is he relevant Enough to do the Super Bowl?

Tim:

halftime.

Chad:

Are you kidding me? I said, that was my reaction too.

Tim:

That's crazy.

Javier:

But it's not just because of the beef, no, he's had one of the most effective, successful years in hip hop since God knows how long. I mean, he had a beef that lasted a couple weeks, but the songs were just coming out, one after the other, and he destroyed Drake. Yeah, I mean.

Chad:

Well, yeah, and that's why Drake is not going to do a Super Bowl. Maybe that was this whole thing? Well, no, did you think about that?

Javier:

Drake's not going to do a fucking Super Bowl, people have been saying that Drake had a couple of endovites and he just declined them, and then also you have, since it's going to be new orleans, um dude lil wayne, lil wayne wild um, nikki minaj has been like on twitter, like talking shit and like oh jay-z, just because you hate me and drake that you're going to do this to lil wayne.

Javier:

But there's a video of like this guy who does these stories on tiktok about like music rappers or like other stuff, and he tells you like the background of everything, and I'm actually like the other stuff these motherfuckers like, and first of all, nicki minaj is married to a pedophile, so do you?

Chad:

think um. I heard that they've released, or that he's already dropped, what he was playing. Do you think that's true?

Javier:

no, it's gonna be what it is. Is his hits? Yeah, they always do the hits. Uh, it also means that he has an album coming out.

Chad:

So what hits do you think?

Javier:

It's just going to be a mix of the four albums.

Chad:

But what songs from the four albums?

Javier:

The Black or the Berry you think. Yeah, all Right. Okay, what's that one, that song that comes on every time you ASAP no, no, no, adhd, adhd, that's right what else that's from section 80 and, uh, this last album. I don't know, this is a good amount.

Chad:

Swimming pools oh yeah, you gotta have swimming pools.

Javier:

Have to be on there yeah, yeah, just a bunch of whatever was on a good kid mad city, right, right, yeah, I think George Smith from that one. Literally it's going to be just that album.

Tim:

I ain't mad at it.

Chad:

He's going to run through the whole album.

Javier:

Yeah, I mean.

Chad:

It's going to be what an hour long halftime show.

Javier:

Fuck, it's going to be a great one. It's fine.

Chad:

But yeah, it's titty hey come on with it.

Tim:

Did you watch that? Were you there, Like not there, but were you watching TV or?

Chad:

whatever. Yeah, I watched it live. Did you catch it? I did, it was pretty quick, but we didn't have TiVo or any way to do VR back then. Yeah, I was like was that a thing and it was just like gone from my memory. Yeah, but then it was all over the news. Actually can we still Google. That Is that out there.

Javier:

It's out there. Oh yeah, it's out there. It's out there and it was pierced Really. Yeah, she had like a big nipple accessory, Accessory.

Chad:

Yeah.

Javier:

It was too big to be a nipple ring, because that thing was huge, do you think it was?

Chad:

arioli, was it? Was it staged? Is the question, um, yes, I say yes because that's always been like a, that's been a conspiracy, that like they plan to do this, and I think it could have been but vice versa, like it went down for, uh, janet jackson, like her career was going to shit and justin timberlake's was rising and it should have been like, well, justin pulled off the.

Javier:

You think we should have seen his tit instead. Is that what you're saying? Justin timberlake's was rising and it should have been like well, justin pulled off the.

Chad:

You think we should have seen his tit instead?

Javier:

We should have seen Justin.

Tim:

Timberlake's tit, but do you think that was?

Chad:

like, okay, down this rabbit hole real quick. Wardrobe malfunctions. I feel like that was like the start of the wardrobe malfunctions.

Tim:

Oh yeah.

Chad:

I think that's where the term came from. Was that Because it is? Because that's where I think that's where the term came from. Was that because there it is? Because they're like oh, did you see, he pulled the thing off? And they're like, no, they're saying it was a wardrobe malfunction, that's where it stemmed from. Is that particular event?

Javier:

Yeah, it did. I think that was the word of the year.

Chad:

Wardrobe malfunction yeah, that didn't exist, but then you started seeing like more and more and more wardrobe malfunctions yeah, so OK. And more wardrobe malfunctions yeah, so okay. I'm looking at it right now. That's right. That's right. It was a big accessory. I completely forgot about that. So that leads me to think that that was all calculated. Yeah, because why would somebody? I'm going to describe it real quick she's wanting to show off that sun, dude. It looks like a giant sun that is around her nipple. It looks like the front of a Godsmack album. It does. It looks like that thing that the dude had tattooed around his belly right.

Chad:

Yeah.

Javier:

Oh, you're right. Yeah, that's what it looks like. Speaking of Janet.

Chad:

And why would that be?

Javier:

and it was so easy to pull off, yeah well, I think that's where I think that the stage thing comes in because, he was I'm gonna have you naked by the end of the song and then pulled the thing off and also it made it easy because she didn't have it really sticking to her, because there's so much accessory like it was just basically sitting on top and you can see that there's a bra on one side.

Chad:

Yeah, it was planned and bras don't easily just rip. I hear it just went. Well, no, she had. That thing was already out right, wasn't it like a half thing?

Javier:

No, it was a terrible piece yeah.

Chad:

Yeah, okay.

Javier:

And so, like I think it was staged, like it was planned, but it just went completely left that people were like this is the Super Bowl, Children are watching there's nudity. I mean, yeah, it's kind of what they're doing now.

Chad:

She went to Burgers Lake, which I think we talked about recently?

Tim:

Yeah, we didn't, because it was while we were off. Oh, that's right, yeah.

Chad:

So whenever she came here on tour at Dickies, she stopped and had a family day at Burger's Bazaar.

Javier:

Man. I feel so bad for her because she went to Heim for barbecue. God, I know I wish that more. Way to knock it out of the park.

Chad:

Why can't celebrities listen to our show and then reach out to us for us to take them to barbecue?

Javier:

They need to check in. They do need to check in, just like with old We've talked about that before.

Chad:

We should have been.

Tim:

It's. It's too long, our time has passed. We should be the barbecue host.

Chad:

We should no, we should be the, the podcast that celebrities check in with to see what's good in fort worth period that we can talk about on the show, or they can just dm us be like, hey, what's up?

Javier:

funky banter what's?

Tim:

good yeah and when.

Chad:

If they say those words, we know what they want like hey, we'll go see you at nickel city and then we'll I don't know goldies, ories, or we'll head out to aledo go to some danes, get some burgers panther city barbecue all day. Situation depending on the time you know load out um go over there and get you some 420 specials 100 I really like their whole like. Uh, you know, for my birthday last month I did the like the leo drink or whatever after you mentioned it.

Tim:

That was awesome, it was. It was a good drink, wasn't it?

Chad:

Yeah, it was cheap $4.20. Yeah, for a good cocktail. Yeah, so that drink was like $15 or $4.20 if you're, whatever. So I'm going to go for Scorpio.

Javier:

Hell yeah, I'm curious what there's going to be Also tonight. Charles Gambino was supposed to perform but, he's called off a couple of shows indefinitely.

Chad:

The entire tour, the rest of the tour. The rest of the tour. Did he break his leg again? You're thinking about Dave Grohl? No, no, he broke it. When did he break his leg? We were supposed to see Childish at.

Tim:

Voodoo Fest. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Javier:

Yeah, no, he called off the Houston show. He was supposed to perform in Austin and here tonight, but he called that off because he's going to, you know, his health or whatever what's wrong with his health? No one knows.

Chad:

He said just kind of respect my privacy and my family and things like that. So who knows?

Javier:

He's got a huge. I mean he's got a new album. Oh, I thought you were going to go somewhere else.

Chad:

He's got a huge hog and he's got a, you know, I think he's heavy, the blood flow. It's a whole thing, yeah.

Javier:

Yeah, insane. But also you know he's doing the community movie. That's already like oh, are they doing?

Chad:

the movie what. I didn't know that.

Javier:

Yeah, they're already filming it, yeah.

Chad:

No idea, but is what's his face going to be in it? The racist dude.

Javier:

No, everyone else is, except for Chevy. But yeah, they're already doing that. He's got a movie coming out, bando Stone. You know, kind of like he's doing the score which the CD is pretty much part of the movie. Nice, what else? Iphone's coming out, new iPhone.

Chad:

I'm over that, Are you? Yeah?

Tim:

like.

Chad:

I just got my iPhone.

Tim:

Man, you sound old as shit right now.

Chad:

Yeah, look why the iphone comes out every year why this? Is not new news. Why? Because they do, because they have a product and it's a business. Why wouldn't they? It comes out every year. I don't need it, and why do people complain about it? You know it's gonna happen september, every fucking. Here's the issue every time that I get a new phone, my facebook breaks. Now they did go to you sound like an old people.

Chad:

There too, it's like my email won't work. Yeah, I was listening to a podcast and they were talking about uh and you could.

Chad:

We both, we all three worked in retail self technology, technology right um, and they were talking about like old people, like coming into the store, basically, uh, and they said, specifically boomers, which are our demographic, is not boomers, so it's fine, uh, but they said the boomers come in and they would ask like my, my facebook doesn't work ever since you sold me this phone and it's because they don't log in, right? Yeah and then they they're demanding for them to give them their password.

Chad:

Dude this was my life for three or four years I think I worked in the cell phone industry in the worst possible time to have a cell phone or not to have a cell phone. Good time to have a cell phone, worst possible time to work for them. Because of that situation, because our job was trying to get people off of flip phones because it was on an old network, right, and we're trying to get them on this new technology 3G sundown, yeah, sunsetting.

Tim:

And so we're like hey the iPhone.

Chad:

I don't want that newfangled thing. And then, as soon as they do, they come back every single week with some other question, something else going on. Then they decide they want an iPad and even though you want the cell, you're like, nah, do you really need it? I don't need you coming in twice a week. You know what I mean. Like it was crazy I. I absolutely hated that part of the job did you ever like.

Javier:

It's different with t-mobile and att. Like our prepaid, it was a different type of prepaid that we offered, where it's not prepaid it's an actual plan, but with like internet, they gave you, like, I think, two gigs or whatever.

Chad:

One gig not very much and where I work.

Javier:

But could you go over?

Chad:

you couldn't go over because once you were done that was it safe.

Javier:

Okay, um hit the pay more where I worked, the demographic was mainly Hispanic and these, the people that were getting these plans, were people that um were, you know, coming over here from Mexico and they were, just, you know, working here, and so every time I would sell one, they'd come back like a week later, like internet's not working, and, of course, this was the time whenever people were porting iphones from like att jailbreaking and then using them for t-mobile and they're like internet didn't work.

Javier:

What's going on? I'm like, okay, let me see. It says you have no internet. How do I have no internet? And I'm like, well, let me check your, your data usage and I check and it's full of fucking porn. It's fucking porn. And I'm like, dude, you watched pornography on your fucking phone and your data ran out in like two days like what the fuck?

Chad:

I gotta get my fix man and so they're like.

Javier:

No wonder they're so angry coming to the store there were times where, like they'd be with their, their like family and I'm, I had to like find a way to tell them like, um, hey, look, this is what. This is why you know, without them looking. So I guess you know there was something playing in the background and you know, whatever just drained your data. You can, I was like you you could get the pay to like add more gigs. You know, do you want to do that?

Javier:

and they're like, yeah, of course you do porn but like he had to, like some of them had to play it off like oh, fuck, okay, yeah, I can't let my family know I'm like watching hardcore pornography dude, let's like connect to your wi-fi.

Chad:

Let's do a like a. An episode, a full episode about job horror stories. Oh, that'd be a good episode about job horror stories oh, that'd be a good episode. I'm sure we've got a fucking ton between the three of us hell yeah, retail.

Javier:

And, like I worked at two restaurants, so I mean did you ever work at restaurants?

Chad:

no, I never worked in the food industry.

Javier:

No, you worked at.

Chad:

Burris grocery store, school district retail. I watched a guy take a piss in the back of Burris that was me, I did that, you didn't.

Tim:

I was like no, no, no.

Chad:

I'm not going to say the name.

Javier:

Oh was somebody that we know there was somebody that worked there.

Chad:

That we all know. No, no, no, no, no.

Tim:

Oh, that's who I that's honestly who I met.

Chad:

But the other one was there too. Right, we were all in the store at the same time. Yeah, wow, yeah. We should definitely have a job like throwback episode.

Javier:

We can even ask people like what are their worst stories? Should that be?

Chad:

our Halloween episode. Yes, that's genius.

Tim:

So what we? Need to do y'all are getting to see a scarier. This is a rare thing.

Chad:

The y'all are getting scarier. This is a rare thing. The scariest thing old jobs. No, we need to. Uh, we need to blast our phone number on. Uh, tiktok, yeah, that could be our call it episode. Yes, what?

Chad:

the fuck you can tell the story about the customer that died in the store oh yeah no wait, a second is this a whole, because you're saying that and I immediately go to clerks where somebody goes oh, in the bathroom, yeah, and then has sex and realizes it's a dead dude with a stiffy. We watched that a couple of weeks ago.

Javier:

Have you seen clerks? Yeah, but it's been a long time.

Chad:

I just saw clerks three yes we have got our Halloween story lot Dude. That is awesome. I cannot wait for that. There are so many fucking horror stories, the shit that happened that I don't feel like I've really talked about with a lot of people. I'm sure same for y'all. Yeah, christy, in the chat she says I thought I was getting robbed once when I worked at the bank. It was just an almost blind guy who was writing out what he wanted. Could you imagine, though, like you're deaf, right?

Tim:

Give me my money. Oh I'm sorry.

Chad:

And you see somebody come up and they just start like writing a note while you're in the bank and he's probably got a cane under his jacket, just kind of looking like a gun in the side, like it's the worst. It's the worst scenario and we live in Texas, so of course somebody is going to be like he sees and like you know, yeah, I can't say it because we might get demonetized, right, I don't know what the bang, yes, and and collapse, right, it's all just a horrible mistake, all right. So I did something that I don't know if we should do this like as a bit or not. Like remember when you would do the news? Uh, I went ahead and asked chat gbt.

Chad:

You know, obviously, chat gbt knows all about our podcast it knows everything at this right and I said I need seven interesting stories to talk about and I want a question to ask the boys whenever we talk about these things, okay, okay, yeah. So I don't know if this should be like an ai news bit, but uh, essentially I've got a few things to chat about. Number one okay. So these are things that have happened within the past week. Have you all heard about the Chiefsaholic guy, the Chiefs superfan, kansas City Chiefs.

Tim:

No.

Chad:

Okay, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Is that the guy that died or something? No, okay, I thought some Chiefs fan died. No, so there's this guy called the Chiefsaholic and he goes to the Chiefs game wearing like some kind of like wolf attire or something like that.

Chad:

Like he's well known, kind of like the Mavs maniacs type thing, like the guy is known to be like the super fan, so he has been sentenced to 17 years in prison. Ok, yes, so he like went missing and people were freaking out right, right, ok, yes, yeah, he's been sentenced to 17 years in prison for serial bank robberies. The dude was living a double life, like he's this like guy that everyone loves because he's the super fan, but he was like robbing banks and no one knew it like he was just this two things at once, right, uh, which is crazy, it's wild.

Chad:

So let me ask you what would be your double life? Double life like, what would be the thing that no one would know, but you're like, and it has to be illegal. Like what is your illegal second life? My legal, illegal, illegal, oh man I don't know.

Javier:

I think it'd be assassinations you'd be killing people. Your second life is killing people. Look, I work at a car like a dealer body shop, like what makes you think I don't know, I don't I don't do this.

Chad:

Steal that guy's lamborghini, take off, kill somebody, come back, oh fuck yeah, that's it, that'd be wild I'm not driving, is that?

Javier:

why, you're growing your hair out yeah. You want to beat, you want to fit that persona yeah he's the middle-aged driver.

Chad:

It's. It's a new movie, it's not a baby driver.

Javier:

Middle-aged driver um, yeah, no, I mean, if I this is not, this is all for fun, this is not yeah assassination for funsies no, yes, I mean it's like barry. Like you know the show, barry, he's an assassin but he, like he, acts right and um, if you've watched the show then you know what happens. But that's what I would be. I would car body shop worker by day, assassin by night. But I would just like find these people and know what to do with their.

Chad:

So almost like a gross point blank type situation never seen gross type type, gross, point blank okay, um, who would yours be? Oh man, so I'm thinking about it. I'm thinking it'd be some sort of scam no, no, no, yeah I feel like mine would be something boring too, like assassination's so much cooler.

Javier:

No, no, no, no, no. This man has an easier route because he works. He can work in an ambulance truck and then like, kill someone and just like, oh, this man died.

Chad:

Yeah, like Dr Death type situation, because it Hero Complexes get caught. They're like that's weird, so-and-so is on shift and they have X amount of people dying and that's tenfold more than anybody else. No, it's Timfold. Hey, no, I'd be doing some like Okay, I'm just going to tell you I'd be calling old people and trying to scam them out of their money.

Javier:

Tim, tim.

Chad:

just because it's happened to you, I mean not like that, though Not like that I'd be trying to. I'd be trying to get them. Like you know, when like the, the people, like the Indian guys that call and they're like there's something wrong with your computer.

Tim:

Yeah.

Chad:

It'd be something along those lines. So I don't know if I that's been getting these emails. It's been fucking wild recently with the scams. I've been getting these emails that have a picture of my house and it says I know where you live, I know who you are and I know what you've been doing. That thing that you downloaded on my last email it was like this whole long letter about how they installed malware on my phone. They've been watching me on my camera. They see the naughty sites that I go to and and the things that I do in private. All this crazy shit. It's like this long letter. Obviously it's it's bullshit. But did they have a picture of your house? It was my old, old, old house. So it's like they found information. Like it's one of these data leaks, right, that are going all yeah probably from a big company right that I'm very aware of.

Chad:

So that provides me internet, right, and so like they had general information, like they had my name. They didn't have my phone number but you could tell it was generated because it was all zeros. They're like we know where to find you at zero, zero, zero. It's like okay, so you don't have my fucking phone number. So they had my name, my address and they had like a generic picture of my old house.

Tim:

You run them back.

Chad:

No, I'd fucking delete and reported spam, but I've been getting those like once a week ish no, right back.

Javier:

I learned specifically whenever I get these calls yeah like indian curse words, like like sister fucker, they hate it. Whenever you call them that, they fucking hate it. Like yeah, no shit. Like their big thing. Like if you see the um stuff on tiktok of people like fucking with, like scammers yeah like they're like uh, you fucking mother, whatever you know, I'm not going to say it, dude start doing it on video.

Chad:

Next time do it on video.

Javier:

I used to record myself and I'd say, yeah, go, fuck your. I mean, I get these calls like maybe 10 times a day. How many calls.

Chad:

Like. I get these calls always I don't. There was a time there was a short period of time where I was getting 10 to 15 a day and I'm back down to maybe five a week. But still, if I don't know the number, I'm not going to pick it up, which has become a problem a couple times, but if I don't know the number, I'm just going to let it go to voicemail.

Javier:

Well.

Chad:

I know now, because whenever you answer the phone you hear that click, yeah, and then it's like darts, is this, mr hernandez? I'm like how do they sound like a fucking? Muppet mr hernandez I get all the uh wanted to buy my house thing and then they're like do you have any other properties? I'm like, no, I'm poor, so yours would be scamming old ladies out of money.

Javier:

I didn't say old ladies, I just said old people okay old people, but specifically old ladies.

Chad:

Yeah, okay, I knew that, but I'm gonna be offering them love you know, lonely love, yeah are you lonely, I'm gonna have you heard of the ones where, like, the people like say that a post malone or whatever, and then the person thinks they're in a relationship with that person yeah, yes that's me, that's what guys have been doing that for quite some time now. Wow, I actually have made enough money to uh buy uh matt war pro wrestling hell, yeah, again, again, again from yourself. I bought it from myself so chad, okay.

Javier:

So then you would be a scammer who emails people and says I know the naughty thing you did.

Chad:

I found that picture of your dick and you just have some generic dude. Next time, next time I get the email, I'm gonna save it. I'm gonna like talk about it on the net.

Tim:

I'll just read it on the next I want you to, I want you to read it and then I want you to give me the email address because I want to reply.

Chad:

I mean, it's obviously always someone different and and it's like a nobody you know like some bullshit. I just want to send him an email and be like how do you know? All right, here's the second AI news. Okay, yeah, I got you. You ready. Did you know that there are birds falling out of the sky that are burning up? I mean, I know, but I Causing wildfires Like a phoenix fallen from the sky. But birds aren't real, so that makes sense. Their lithium batteries are cooking off.

Chad:

So birds are getting electrocuted by power lines and catching fire and then starting wildfires where they land on dry brush, and this is not like a disaster movie or anything like that.

Tim:

This is actually happening.

Chad:

So the question is if you saw a flaming bird falling from the sky, what would your first thought be? Well, now that I know what, this is Okay.

Tim:

Maybe I should have asked the question. I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.

Chad:

Oh man, my first thought, I think my first thought would be just confusion. Like I would, you know, whenever you see something you just like it's so absurd, and then you question like, and then it's gone, right, yeah, kind of like the janna jackson titty right, like you saw it. You're like did I just did? I just see a bird on fire? Did a peacock just fall from the sky in flames, but you don't know, right. But then you see the little wisp of smoke coming up yeah, like that was real, that was, do you tell?

Chad:

anybody dude. I, I tell her, I tell you guys everything. No, but I mean, like if I called 9-1-1 right now, okay, so you're gonna be, you're gonna be the 9-1-1 person, okay, okay, so ring hello, 9-1-1. Yeah, there's a bird that just fell from the sky on fire. I don't believe you. Stop calling us. That, I think, is exactly what would happen. Oh, okay, I get it now. That was my immediate reaction so would you tell anybody?

Chad:

I would tell you guys. I'd tell you guys everything. You just call Javier. Javier. There's a bird that fell from the sky on fire and it's starting a fire here in California. Put it in our notes. We'll talk about it on the podcast. Leave me alone. He would tell you you probably should call somebody. Call somebody, Also I'm masturbating Again For the third time. I don't call you very often, but you are always one of two places, one getting out of the shower yes, literally every time.

Javier:

Yes, yes or two at work yeah still at work.

Chad:

Those are the only two things you're ever doing. Shower work. I never call you like when you're hanging out watching tv or at a restaurant or in your car. You're either just out of the shower or maybe it's still in the shower. I think a couple times you've been like I'm in the shower.

Javier:

Why do you have your phone? I have my phone like right up here, so I can like watch porn porn.

Chad:

Yeah, baby, you gotta get it chad talking to higher voice, is that, oh no? It only happened once that's got to make you feel bad whenever you know you helped it makes me feel good yeah, okay uh, what is the weirdest experiment that you have seen or would like to see?

Chad:

do you mean like explain, like, just like a science experiment, something that you thought seen or would like to see? You mean like what you're explaining Like a science experiment, something that you thought like for me, just kind of give you an example, like the whole implanted brain chip thing that Elon did, where the guy can control things with his mind that's wild to me, right? Something like that, some kind of experiment or new kind of technology that you think is just absolutely wild. Oh man, my favorite experiment that I've watched have you seen that dark dr? Uh parkinstein, have you ever come across his videos? No, you made that shit up no, no, no, no, right it's like I had parkinson's and they said you know what?

Chad:

let's call him parkinstein, his name his name is parker, but he's like the, like einstein and like frankenstein and all that stuff. Okay, um, but he does. He got into like doing like the uh, the tesla like experiments. He's from texas and in fact he lived like in north texas for a while, but he had this whole uh, you know, nikolai tesla had this theory that you could make electricity distribution wireless right, and so that's what he was doing these experiments in his backyard, like his dad. Let him build a giant Tesla coil with like all it's fucking crazy, yeah, so this dude looks like he's straight up from like the 1920s and he's like maybe 21 years old.

Chad:

Damn he looks like he's from the 20s, drives these old ass cars, but he does all these crazy experiments. Him doing the Tesla shit was like the wildest thing, because there was somebody who was like, yeah, I'm receiving power that he's generating across the world. I don't know if it's true. That would be fucking bizarre. I want to believe it's true, there's no way. Because he talked about how it has to be like the dude's, like super smart though I get that, so it could be.

Chad:

I think Tesla was on to something right. Someone could be super smart and still not make imaginary electricity go across the other side of the planet. But he was talking about like going through Earth and like you have to tune your receiver, so it goes into the Earth and you could be somewhere else. And as long as your coil or whatever is the same amount of rat, I don't know, I don't know same frequency, then you can receive power.

Javier:

That's wild. Yeah, I think I'm kind of the similar thing that you're talking about, but like teleportation is like you said, that experiment you would like to see, like, oh, yeah, like uh teleportation, like if they ever like what you saw on uh family matters where they transported all of the the winslow family to paris and you know stefan became a paris model and he stayed there. It's the only way you can keep him there but um they had this portal they had this portal that steve urkel made and he transported the family.

Javier:

I guess the show was like we need to take use this abc money and spend it I don't remember.

Chad:

We gotta spend this fucking money I don't remember the portal I don't remember the portal. I remember the paris. Yeah, that's how they got to paris.

Javier:

Okay, that's how they got to paris why do you think adam sandler every movie adam sandler's in. He's always in like an exotic location or on a badass boat like something crazy. I do remember they go to paris with with the hot women jennifer aniston, salma hayek, twice yeah um you know, the lady from uh modern family for happy gilmore, the lady from mortal combat and uh billy madison I mean adam sandler's got this yeah so he's got a portal who Adam Sandler, he kind of fucked up on Waterboy, though, yeah he really did.

Tim:

That was early career and Little well, Little Nicky.

Chad:

And what was the other one where he's his sister like him, and his sister, twins or something?

Javier:

Oh God, no, it was terrible.

Chad:

It movie but it's Mike and Molly or what I don't know um. But yeah, I think I would like to see like a teleportation tell. If it ever happened, I would love how they Jaleel White just took his glasses off and all of a sudden he's hot like that was the whole thing.

Javier:

Well, that was the whole thing. You thought he was? Yeah, he was. He's a sexy guy, right? So he's a sexy nerd. I want to eat his brain all right.

Chad:

So y'all hear about this. Uh, mushroom, mushroom robot. No, what not got your attention. He's like whoa what so the scientists have given a fungus uh, a robot body like this is true, this actually happened and instead of taking over the world like some kind of sci-fi thriller, it kind of just flopped around, just wants to hang out, but it did something like it actually moved. What? So there was this fungus. Okay, that they put like they gave it a robot body I believe that doing something because I've seen a guy where he's hooked up like electrodes to different guys and stuff

Chad:

yeah, and then puts into a synthesizer and it makes music. I've seen these, like there was like a fungi or mushroom or something like that uh deal on netflix and they were talking about like the underground, like, um, root system or whatever, all the fungi, underground shit like that connecting trees and people and all these things. It's pretty wild. I saw a documentary like that, that, yeah, netflix, uh okay. Next one, um, I'm just gonna, I'm not gonna ask the question, so did you? There's this, uh, bald eagle that was just too fat to fly.

Chad:

This is real yeah, this is real. There was this conservationist in Missouri thought they had found an injured bald eagle and whenever they kind of approached it and figured out what was going on, they realized it was just too fat to fly, like it was just wobbling around because it couldn't fly anymore. So it was just a fat bald eagle and it was okay, it was fine. They didn't have to do anything, it was fine. It just had to walk until it could fly again.

Tim:

I guess Bro quit eating so much.

Chad:

Yeah, what are you doing? Eating all them tasty fish and shit. All right, so I'm only going to do five, so this is the last one. So in India, in northern India, resorted to using dolls soaked in children's urine to scare away wolves. That's my favorite Because wolves are like a big deal For their free urine, yeah, in northern India.

Chad:

So it's an unusual method to fend off wolf attacks, but apparently it's working. So they're having like a real big problem with wolf attacks, and so they're just why children's toy, children's doll, the downside is they're attracting R Kelly and why children.

Chad:

Yeah, the children's doll, the. The downside is they're attracting white children. Yeah, the wolves are gone, but r kelly is everywhere in northern india. You know whatever like a dog goes in heat, like and the other dog can smell it, or whatever for miles away and they break through fences. Yeah, r kelly yeah I believe that he's out of prison now. Well done, he's in india.

Chad:

Good job india, the wolf r kelly, that R Kelly is the wolf I've heard of that, like you know, not children's urine, but, like you know, put fox urine, it keeps, you know, certain predators or whatever Things like that. That makes sense, but like why children's dolls soaked in urine and children's urine.

Javier:

Maybe those wolves are pedophiles.

Chad:

Yeah, I don't Petal wolves, but I think they would be attracted to that then.

Javier:

Yeah, that's why they're trying to get the little kid doll Pedowolves. Oh, I don't know why I did it so spicy. What was that?

Chad:

Spicy, oh my, oh, my Pedowolf. Can we go back to the story before that? Yeah.

Javier:

Okay, so just recap that for my brain real quick. Are you talking about urkel and no?

Tim:

no no, you're talking about the bald eagle.

Chad:

Okay, so bald eagle eats too much, it's fat right yeah, so it was. Just it was on the ground and it wasn't moving. Did you hear about the? I believe, if I believe it said that these venezuelan guys shot down a bald eagle and we're gonna try to eat it. What, yeah, in the us? Yes, I saw that. That on a news article that popped up on my phone Is this like the Haitians eating dogs and stuff. Maybe I don't know In Ohio.

Javier:

Yeah, Springfield.

Chad:

Ohio. Yeah, so are they eating animals over there?

Javier:

I don't man, they, you're a trampolist. Did you hear about that? They're eating the cats and the dogs are eating, eating them. And, uh, they, you know they're like. Well, we're this. It's not confirmed, it's not true. I see us out on tv. Where did that on tv? Why was that even brought up?

Chad:

it's because it's a new dog whistle scare, fucking thing scared, so okay, so the illegal immigrants are eating, yeah eating.

Tim:

Haitian immigrants are they're?

Javier:

eating. They're eating your pets. They're eating your pets, your little dog wolf wolf, and they're gonna eat your cat meow I mean, let's be honest with you, I love my pets.

Chad:

We do have a pet problem in this country, so it's good that someone's taking care of no.

Javier:

Spay and neuter your pets. Spay and neuter your pets. Oh my god, we're feeding a stray out in the back and I love that little bitch, I love her.

Tim:

That was an enjoyable little segment there, I like that. That was fun.

Chad:

You had my brain thinking there for a second. I think I'm going to rework it and maybe we can get some audio before that.

Javier:

But I'll bring another five next time after Italy in a few weeks.

Tim:

Jordan's. Like did you hear about the Venezuelan gang that took over the apartment complex? What yeah gang that took over the apartment complex?

Javier:

what yeah, it's the same in aurora and aurora dog whistle. Oh okay, I'm just trying to. It's.

Chad:

The slumlord is like these immigrants, they're gang members and they're taking over, well, but then there's people that are going up there and like filming, like it's, yeah. So here's what my fear is these little dog whistle things are gonna. It's the whole thing that, like they started talking like the Asian immigrants and stuff like that, and then all of a sudden they started getting attacked. Oh no, yeah right, javier's going to get attacked because he's brown. Yeah, it might as well be Venezuelan.

Javier:

Look, I'm telling you right now the only thing I'm fearing from this. Like insanity that's happening right now. Is that you're going to end up shooting somebody? No, somebody's going to end up. Well, I mean, yeah, that too, because I carry always. I always carry my gun. Now we're going to. That's my penis Chad. I always carry a small gun, Very, it's a little Walther PBK.

Chad:

Get it.

Javier:

PB, but that's my big fear. Like my fear is's trying to get brave with me and try to start shit. Yeah.

Chad:

And I'm going to have to kill somebody. They're not going to. You're fine, I think you're safe, you're okay.

Javier:

I'm just. You know, people are loony man, people are loony too, and they believe the craziest shit, so what? They might think you're a. Venezuelan or Argentinian, and then I have to do my, which y'all y'all would not understand. I do a white voice when I speak to people even now people. No, I've heard I've heard it, I've heard you code switch people, yeah, straight up code switching, like, um, like, whenever I'm on the phone with the customer and I do jesse asked me that just the other day.

Chad:

If you, if it's like, does javier speak spanish?

Tim:

I'm like yes, and then she said racist, and then she said I don't think I've ever heard him speak Spanish and I'm like and that's what I said too, because I've heard you speak a lot of Spanish.

Chad:

It's not very good, but how dare you so? Venezuela and Argentina you would go to Argentina, right? Is that a?

Javier:

place, you would go, I would go. I know people that I have a question I hate flying.

Chad:

Okay, that's the thing I don't want to go anywhere. Or is it that you hate poor countries? I I don't hate poor countries weird because I feel like we have you on the record saying that you, you want to roll that beautiful bean footage yeah, let me just play that. I wish I should have done AI for that. No, are you terrified? Are you terrified of the third world?

Javier:

No, not really Y'all been to Cuba, right? Is that considered a third world? I would say it's pretty.

Chad:

third world, yeah, cuba. Yeah, jamaica's third world.

Javier:

The only reason why I.

Chad:

Detroit's actually third world, I think Kind of I. So Detroit's actually third world, I think it kind of is I mean yeah. Well, no, it's really not. I've been to some parts of Mississippi.

Javier:

They're questionable yeah, yeah, what constitutes third world?

Chad:

Honestly, like I don't know.

Javier:

Dilapidated streets.

Chad:

Lack of infrastructure, because Egypt is not third world. I think it's like unincorporated cities, but that was probably the worst I've been to, like some of the best and worst I've been to. Yeah, it's probably third world Interesting. It's also like the socioeconomic platform, where you have no middle class. It's literally just poor or the.

Tim:

What's second?

Chad:

world. So Argentina would be considered second world at one point because they were becoming a becoming a first world country their economy was uh bustling um, a lot of stuff was happening, and then it just same thing with venezuela, got it?

Javier:

yeah, interesting see but no, I hate poor people so like we work with people that lived in argentina and you hated them. I know the thing tammy's like oh well, perfect, you will. Y'all, you speak spanish, you can be our guide and I'm like no they speak poor spanish, their their spanish is different, is different yeah there are things that they say if you hear messy talk and I even like when I hear messy talk, I'm like bro, what the fuck?

Chad:

we ran that, we ran into that in in cuba yeah there was things that don't translate over. So if you call someone a cochina, they they don't understand that. Well, that means that means kitchen, cocina, cocina yeah, yes, cocina, yes, they don't understand. They don't understand that me cocina me cocina or my no, no, no, I get, I get it okay. So here's why I bring this up, Cause I asked. I asked uh well, I was like I want to. I've been, I've been wanting to go to Argentina for a while.

Javier:

Is it because you're a Nazi and you're no, it's because that's what I said. It's because of all the I find his brethren.

Chad:

It's all the like theakhouses and the wine and all that stuff and right. Um, one of my, one of my good friends, has been to buenos aires and he said it was like one of the best times he's ever had. He said it was it was awesome. So ever since then, like looking into it, I wanted to go. So I started looking and you can get an airbnb for like a week for like 700 bucks. And I'm not talking like some like shitty little, I'm talking like high rise, up in the 20th floor overlooking the city. It looks beautiful. But also now it's got me worried because I didn't know it was bad. Is it bad?

Javier:

Well, the value of their money is.

Chad:

We would live like kings.

Javier:

Absolutely. It's like whenever y'all were in Cuba. But it's like whenever y'all were in in cuba, but like it's sort of it's like I was telling uh tammy, like the guys that work at the shop or work wherever you know that do hail.

Javier:

They will work for like three to six months and they are good for like a year or two yeah, I believe that that's I mean, and it's crazy and I understand now the way business works with that kind of industry, because you are able to pay them less than a white person or someone from or. Mexican or Mexican or someone from America. You're able to pay them exponentially less because, the way they see it, they're making 100 times more than what they'd be making in their home country.

Chad:

For sure.

Javier:

So I get it. I understand.

Chad:

Right. So I think we should go and support them and give them some money, right. Yeah, I think it'd be fun. It's a 10 and a half hour flight.

Javier:

Yeah, I know, that's why.

Chad:

I want to go to peru, though.

Javier:

I really want to go to peru, which, yeah, peru is in the northern part of south america. Yeah, machu picchu, and they go to, like that painted mountain and then, yeah, what's her name's over there?

Chad:

I know I was like it looks like you're in peru, where are you, and she's like I'm pro, I didn't say, I didn't say that I was like where you at, she's like I'm in peru, it's like that she goes to pretty cool places. She goes to pretty cool places.

Tim:

She goes to really cool places who Don't worry about it Okay.

Javier:

But yeah, I mean, look, the only reason, honestly, if I didn't have that stupid fear of flying because that's a long flight. If I'm going to do that, I think I'm just going to go to Japan.

Chad:

My question is can we just give you a bunch of Xanax? No, Okay. So second thought, Japan.

Tim:

Yeah, japan.

Chad:

Japan, yeah, japan, I'm down.

Tim:

Yes.

Chad:

The exchange rate's great.

Javier:

Yeah, and also, yeah, people are starting to move over there because it's so cheap to live there.

Chad:

It's terrible for the people there, though. How about this? I don't want to go to Barcelona because of that.

Javier:

Barcelona. I don't want to go there Barcelona.

Chad:

I've got a good idea. I'm sorry, I didn't use a list, all right, so you give us two thousand dollars, right? Just hear me out.

Tim:

He's got a good point.

Chad:

We're going to book. He doesn't even know the point but he already knows it's good.

Javier:

It's like we're going to take it, it's fantastic.

Chad:

This is the scam that we're in. So you're going to give us two thousand dollars. We're going to book a trip to Japan and never tell you when, ok. And then we're all going to hang out one night, have some beer, have a good time, and I'm going to do what was done to me in Vienna and roof the fuck out of you, and then you're not going to remember shit. We're going to get you on a plane. You're going to wake up in Japan. We'll be in Tokyo.

Javier:

It'll never happen. I'm going to carry my body across customs.

Tim:

Oh, conscious enough, he's an emt. You're in medical distress.

Chad:

We're gonna put you on like he's got to go to japan. Yeah, he's got. This is where the specialists are right. No, don't talk to him here our friend here has brain damage and they're gonna give him a brain transplant. Do a weekend in bernie's yes, we're gonna weaken and bernie's you all the way to tokyo. Dude, that's a hell of a movie. That'd be a good fucking like movie. Right there, I'm gonna get chad gpt right yeah, google usd to argentina, peso it's.

Javier:

It's insane I think it's like a million to one or some shit. Yeah, no, yeah it's. It's like eight thousand to one, it's like it's a lot, or eighty thousand it's a lot yeah, I'm gonna look it up before it's a lot.

Chad:

All I know is I was looking at a, I was looking at some steak houses and I Was like, oh, this is only like they want, like 45 hunts. It's like 40 4,500 pesos.

Javier:

It's called picanha, right? That's what they. That's well, yeah, one of them.

Chad:

Yeah, no, it's one to 957, so 957 Argentinian pesos to one US dollar fucking.

Javier:

Inflation's a motherfucker.

Chad:

Yeah, actually that's part of. The problem is like their inflation went up like 100-something percent.

Tim:

Yeah because of government and shit. Yeah, because it's bad, it's insane, all right.

Javier:

Anything else. Boys, that was weird. We said it at the same time.

Chad:

We are ready.

Javier:

No, I got an interesting.

Chad:

Is it no?

Javier:

or do you have something thing of for best of? And I looked at it and I laughed and I got out of it and I they're like oh, since you're a former winner, you can, um, get a discount and, you know, promote yourself. And I'm just thinking this is just one of these fucking things. It's like spend money please we did that once.

Chad:

Oh, I thought you were gonna say that we got best of somehow I'm like how the fuck did we do?

Javier:

I'm not gonna promote that shit. No, I don't think I don't really give two flying cocks.

Chad:

Yeah, see hervey, hervey's in, in on it. He's gonna, he's gonna come with us yeah, hervey's gonna go, he's gonna come to argentina with us, all right. So all right, hervey, we'll see you on sunday at the cowboys tailgate cannot wait and that's when we're gonna kidnap you and take you to Argentina.

Chad:

Hell, yeah, all right. Everybody, thanks for hanging out with us. I know we are live on a brand new day. You can look forward to that. Every week, moving forward, we're going to go live Wednesday nights at 8 pm. Switch it up a little bit and it's good to see so many people in the chat. Even though we switched it up on you, appreciate you. Thank you so much. If you don't already do so, please make sure you follow us all things social media at the funky panther and then also subscribe to our youtube channel. We are up to like past 600 now, which might not seem like a big deal, but it is us. Keep it up, we appreciate it. You can find all of this at the funky panthercom and at the end of october we're gonna need you to call in at 817-677-0408 because we're gonna have a call-in episode where we're talking about horrific jobs that we've had. So get ready for that. That, it, that's it, that's it. Stay good everybody. I'm Chad, I'm Javier, I'm Tim and we are the Funky Panther Out this way.

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