Unfiltered Conversations

Ever wondered how a simple game of catch can turn into a comedy goldmine? Find out as we embark on a chaotic and hilarious journey featuring our regular hosts Javier, Tim, and Jared from the Funky Panther. Joining us this time is Jared from the Tales from the Fort podcast, who steps in for Chad, currently globe-trotting in Italy. Jared's unfiltered storytelling and side-splitting anecdotes about playing catch, state fair adventures, and theme song fiascos promise non-stop laughter.

We also dive into some mouth-watering discussions about the best culinary spots in River Oaks, from Eduardo’s divine bakery treats like mini cheesecakes and pumpkin tres leches cake to the unbeatable breakfasts at River Oaks Cafe. Get our hot takes on the local burger scene, including the much-anticipated Lance Springs Beer Garden, and listen to our grilling debates—propane versus charcoal, pellet smokers, and the joy of backyard cookouts. We even share our experiences with pool installations and mattress haggling, proving that even the mundane can be entertaining.

But it's not all laughs and light-hearted banter. Prepare for a rollercoaster as we tackle some heavy topics, from the disturbing allegations against P. Diddy to the infamous legacies of Suge Knight and Kanye West. We share surreal family stories and the bizarre synchronicities that shape our lives, all while documenting our competitive “Tales from the Scale” weight loss challenge. With engaging social media content creation tips and a promise of more fun vlogs to come, this episode is packed with humor, intrigue, and unforgettable moments.

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Transcript

Casual Conversation With Comedic Banter

Javier 0:00

Gentlemen, this is Democracy Manifest. Have a look at the headlock here. See that chap over there. Get your hand off my penis. This is the bloke who got me on the penis. People, Motherfucker, break your fucking head. Pray over my body here and this slank penis.

Tim 0:38

Please pray over my slank penis.

Jarrod 0:40

Please Lord this abnormally large penis. Is causing him dietary problems.

Javier 0:45

This hanger here is hurting my soul.

Tim 0:48

Why is my penis causing dietary problems, one might ask.

Javier 0:54

Lord, give us that sweet gravy. We ask you once, we ask you twice, but after the third we ask you nice, get down and dirty baby, are we recording? Is that recording? Yes, okay, cool, that was a pretty good, that recording.

Jarrod 1:04

Yeah that's recording Okay cool.

Javier 1:05

I just won. That was a pretty good one. That was a pretty good one. It was pretty good. Fuck my foot. That's how old we feel now. I guess you know oh.

Jarrod 1:17

I smell.

Javier 1:18

Like I was playing catch with Bubba before I came over here and my knee started hurting after like the third throw and I was like son of a bitch.

Tim 1:25

Wait a second. Why does catch make your knee hurt? We gotta start the show. We gotta start the show. Was I drunk? Yeah, no.

Speaker 2 1:32

Woo.

Tim 1:53

So we're still doing this. Huh, it's so catchy.

Jarrod 2:00

It's so catchy.

Tim 2:00

My sister texted me. She's like, oh my gosh, I love that song.

Jarrod 2:04

I thought y'all changed your theme. I was like what the fuck?

Javier 2:06

is this? No, no, no. When did this?

Jarrod 2:07

happen. I thought Chad was rapping actually. Oh hello everyone.

Javier 2:14

Welcome to the Funky Panther Coming at you from Fort Worth Texas. We have a show today. Today, Just a show, Just a show, just a show. Episode 182, I think it was 182. Yeah, your best friends are live on YouTube. So sit back, relax, enjoy and let's get into it. I'm Javier, I'm Tim.

Jarrod 2:36

And I'm Jared, and we are the Funky Panther.

Javier 2:41

That was funny the way you did that it kind of sounded like, and I'm Brian Fellow from Saturday Night Live. It was a plan swap. You're right. She did tell us about the plan swap, christy says there was a plan swap.

Jarrod 2:52

I'm so sorry. She did say that I don't have my glasses on. I'm like why?

Javier 2:58

Claire says I've been to River Oaks the most times I've ever been in 20 years this summer. Yeah, no, river Oaks is where it's at. Burgers Lake is up and coming. Burgers Lake is a lake.

Tim 3:09

Burgers Lake is a lake, and it's where Janet Jackson stopped by oh yeah, her nipple.

Javier 3:14

Janet Jackson's nipple stopped by, but yeah, no, we were just chatting here with our buddy Jared. He's taking over for Chad while he's away at the Vatican doing some Diddy-like things.

Speaker 2 3:29

No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding buddy. I'm sure he's like who are you somesuing?

Javier 3:33

He's over there he's in Italy for the next two weeks. No shit Will you say that again, where he's at, he's in Italy, at the Vatican, for how long?

Jarrod 3:46

Two weeks.

Javier 3:46

Hooray, yay, two weeks without that ginger. So we're replacing him with other gingers that we know A couple of gingers this week. Of course, jared's here from the Tales from the Fort podcast. His other hosts Jared and Jared just had their 69th episode, so go ahead and stream that now on all streaming platforms as well.

Jarrod 4:07

It's fucking hilarious.

Tim 4:07

I heard that you're going to try to get Jared from Subway to come on your podcast later.

Javier 4:11

He's about to get out of prison. I heard he's going straight to you first one.

Jarrod 4:14

Yeah, I'm going to do his ex's interview. I hear it well, I got butt fucked many, many times tell me how they made me make sandwiches and they fucked me one thing I like about your uh podcast is kind of like a no, no holds barred yeah

Pool Options and Mattress Purchases

Jarrod 4:30

type where uh, y'all just talk about whatever yeah, because I don't do any show prep hardly I literally just tape record and see what happens. And then I just want the feeling of it's just you sitting around with your friends and, like the garage, drinking and stuff like I want that feeling, so I like that.

Javier 4:46

That was our first like year and a half we were. We were like we got like super structured.

Tim 4:50

And then, uh, we got less structured. And now we're not structured, we're just in a shed, show up in a shed and albeit it's a it's a nice shed I?

Javier 5:00

you know, originally I wanted to um put something like this in the backyard where I have my shed, but Tammy wants to put a pool, so we're like, okay, well, the state fair's coming up and we're gonna win a pool. You know those balloon with the darts god damn, you won yourself the 50 yarder boy, but they have those people that sell knives and bags and shit.

Jarrod 5:28

Oh, they always have those pool people there.

Javier 5:30

Yeah, but the pool they have is the big one where it has like six seating areas, like one on each corner and then one on each side.

Speaker 2 5:39

Is it a pool or a hot tub?

Javier 5:41

It's both, so it's a heated pool with a jacuzzi.

Jarrod 5:48

But it's not in-ground.

Javier 5:50

You can do in-ground, half or above ground, so we're trying to see what would be better. We're going to go look at it.

Jarrod 5:58

So we went to the rodeo one year, me and my ex-wife, and we stopped by one of those bed things. Do you know how much those fucking mattresses cost?

Jarrod 6:07

yeah, I bought a really expensive mattress there they were all like so they come up there and he gets this like paperwork and stuff. He comes over he's like, all right, it's only gonna be twelve thousand dollars, and I'm like for a mattress, like no, and then he gets it down and within like five minutes he had it down to seven thousand dollars and I was like, hmm, 12 to 7, okay, and then we left and then they texted me. He goes I forgot to tell my boss that jared's ex-military so I can get you some more discount. I was like I'm when did I? I was like I've never been in the military oh my god, that's pretty fucking cool.

Javier 6:41

I feel like my ac just went out here.

Tim 6:44

I know it's getting warm in here and I'm trying to get it cooled off again. Man, I'm going to be really upset. It's moving. I know I had to turn it back on.

Javier 6:51

It's 69, though my house is at 64.

Tim 6:53

It's set at 69, and it says it's 80 degrees in here, holy shit. Yeah, it fan work, oh man, uh, yeah, it works, but it's gonna blow warm air in here.

Javier 7:11

Well, at least circulate. Yeah, I'm a little toasty, you'll talk, you'll talk in. Uh, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go. Everybody take your dicks out. Uh, walmart has cheap pools. Yes, they do. Actually, we should have done that. We should have gotten, like one of them, cheap walmart pools.

Jarrod 7:19

Yeah, I've got one of those. It's like not the little plastic one, but it's the blow-up. It's like probably 10 foot long and about maybe that deep or so. It's perfect for like setting up in the morning and then by the afternoon it's hot and warm and you're just like.

Javier 7:32

My brother has one that's kind of like maybe three feet up.

Jarrod 7:36

Yeah.

Javier 7:36

And kind of like maybe 10 feet long, eight feet. I'm bad with feet Maybe eight feet, but they eight feet. I'm bad with feet maybe eight feet um, but they I mean, it's one of them sturdy coleman type pools, yeah, pretty tough. My only worry about those is that the dog's fangs are sharp and so he, he loves water.

Jarrod 7:57

If he sees water, he'll jump, he'll run build a little like step up for him or something well, yeah, yeah, he is an old boy.

Javier 8:04

He's 10 years old, he needs help. He does, Poor little old guy. I'm a little bubble bear, I have a few clearance shopping. I have a few clearance shopping. Oh Well, I guess now is the time to get those pulls. So no, we're going to look at that and other things too.

Tim 8:20

I mean it's blowing cool air. Yeah, I just felt it. I can't get the speed up.

Javier 8:26

Whoever felt it dealt it. But no, we're thinking about the half pool, because people don't have to struggle getting out of the pool. Yeah, you know.

Jarrod 8:33

Especially like with an in-ground pool or like no, I mean above ground kind of pool. I mean you can't do much. There's no mean you're not gonna be diving or anything. No, I'm going to the deep end.

Javier 8:46

But this one's also the one where, uh, you can lap where it's pushing the water towards you. Oh, really yeah, hell, yeah, I think I want to say when we went over there like a couple years ago, they're like yep, good one's about fifty thousand dollars. I'm like, god damn, is that how they, how much they cost that's?

Tim 9:01

exactly how they talk, though. I mean, they sold me on a mattress and I'm thankful I bought it.

Speaker 2 9:09

But I I feel it.

Tim 9:10

Yeah, I think I got it going now.

Javier 9:12

I feel it, I feel it.

Tim 9:13

I don't know what happened. That was weird. You just rip your shirt off, cold air, yeah. So they got me on this mattress and I was going to buy. They were like well, you can buy the floor, models, the floor model sounds good, I mean, people have been laying down on them.

Jarrod 9:27

Yeah.

Tim 9:28

But they said they're going to clean it, Fat sweaty guys. They said they're going to clean it and sanitize it.

Speaker 2 9:32

Yeah right.

Tim 9:33

And I was like they're going to take it outside and go.

Tim 9:36

Well, yeah, baseball bat out of it state fairs over. They show up to the house and, uh, I come out. The delivery guy's like hey, I would not take, I would not take, you know, possession of this. I was like why, what's up? And he said look, and he pulls it out and he shows me with the uh like the black light no, not the black light, but he opens up like he opens up like the bag that's covering it and it's like filthy yeah so they didn't do anything and so I was like, yeah, I'm not taking possession of this.

Javier 10:06

The um the ceo of the company. Yes, mr mattress himself they came.

Tim 10:11

He came by and apologized, no. So I called the sales guy and I was like, hey, I didn't take possession of the mattress because x, y and z. You said you're gonna clean it. They didn't clean it right. And so he's like, okay, um well, hang on. And he calls me back and he's like, look, I'm just gonna get you a mattress at the same rate that y'all you paid for. So I got basically a brand new one a brand.

Tim 10:31

I got a brand new mattress for the price of the floor model, which is almost half off well, how?

Jarrod 11:37

what kind of mattress was it?

Tim 11:38

is like it's a no, I mean no, no, no, I mean you could do that. But like I bought it's like um, I don't, it's a telebed or something like that's what it's called and it's it's. It's a high-end bed and yeah, and purple recently acquired that company. Oh okay, but it's like a purple mattress, but like better, because it's got a pillow top and all this other stuff on there. It's really, really comfy. It's like one of the most comfortable mattresses I've ever slept on and it is mine, it's all mine, it's all mine it's crazy because they had a whole.

Jarrod 12:07

You didn't buy Jesse one. She sleeps in the floor. We have a bench that she curls up on At the foot of the bed At the foot of the bed it's a whole office thing that we got going on. Ah, ah, ah, your arm's on the bed it's messed up.

Tim 12:24

Get off, sweetie. No, it works, the sandwiches will make themselves sweetheart. I'm kidding, I'm so kidding. I'm sorry, jesse, I'm just kidding. So I'm hoping that I um, I think my headphones back on. I'm hoping that I end up winning, uh, free tickets to the state fair again. That's how I like to go for free. Yeah, I don't like to buy tickets.

Jarrod 12:37

I haven't been to the state fair in a while. Usually it's just to go for food and then to do like the Chevy driver. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, everyone's always in line for like the Corvette and Camaro and I'm just like give me the fucking Silverado, I'll just cruise around there. And it's like some weird bumpy course You're like look at that handling.

Tim 12:53

I have never done that. Really yeah.

Jarrod 12:56

Well, I did it because I was actually fixing to buy a truck years ago and I was looking at the GMC Sierras and then they had the Silverado up there, which is basically the same thing. So I went and drove that and I was like, oh, I like these.

Javier 13:06

Yeah, the Sierra is the more expensive model.

Tim 13:09

Yeah, is it, yeah I don't understand the difference between GMC and Chevy. It's literally the same truck.

Jarrod 13:15

I think GMC usually has a lot of the add-ons that you can do on Silverado over auto.

Javier 13:18

they come standard with it but, it was a nice struggle I had like remote.

Jarrod 13:22

Had that, it was the texas edition.

Tim 13:24

Had like remote start uh does it, yeehaw yeah whenever it opened the door go you try to put in planned parenthood and won't let you drive there I'm taking you to church.

Javier 13:37

No, I said planned parenthood going to church, pastor calling now.

Delicious Food Finds in River Oaks

Tim 13:42

It's got a freaking.

Javier 13:44

Your truck just told me you're about to commit a sin.

Tim 13:48

Fucking Texas dog Speaks in a southern accent.

Javier 13:51

God damn it, man. No, what else is going on with you guys? First and foremost, you brought us some treats.

Tim 13:58

I did. Let's plug this place.

Javier 14:00

Tell us about these treats you got.

Jarrod 14:02

Eduardo's Pastry Kitchen. Eduardo's Pastry Kitchen. Eduardo's Pastry Kitchen is a new bakery that's located in it's technically Fort Worth, but it is basically River Oaks. In River Oaks, where the 7-Eleven is at Sam Calloway and River Oaks Boulevard, basically there's that red shopping center with the jerk-off massage place and the donut.

Tim 14:22

I wasn't gonna say anything. It's. I wasn't gonna say anything it's got the float spot.

Jarrod 14:26

No, it's really nice there. Yeah, they have one of those places where they just fucking lay a condom on you and spray you down with water or something, and then the uh floating place. Yeah, and there's an insurance place and then um, there's a donut place yeah but it's right next to the donut place.

Jarrod 14:41

Um, he's open, uh, five days a week. He's closed on mondays and tuesdays, open 11 am to 7 pm. Uh, wednesday through sunday he has all sorts of little mini cheesecakes. Um, he does brownies. He's got, uh, what the stuff that he gave us today is. Uh, we got some sorry microphone are you?

Javier 14:59

okay, chocolate chip cookies. Oh, hell yeah, break that bitch out.

Jarrod 15:02

And then here you go, and then we got some brownies. Oh no, and I love his stuff because it's not super sweet. And then there's pumpkin bread.

Tim 15:13

I want him to make some wads.

Jarrod 15:16

What the fuck is a wad oh wads. I'm accepted. I don't know what that means.

Tim 15:19

It's a flavor explosion in your mouth. Oh, this is really good. Well, don't hold hold of them. Sorry, I've never had one of his man. These are different. These are very different.

Jarrod 15:32

Oh my God, why is it so soft?

Javier 15:34

There's like a pillow in your mouth.

Jarrod 15:36

These have nuts in them, mm-hmm.

Speaker 2 15:39

I'm allergic.

Javier 15:42

I'm not, not, I'm kidding that's delicious.

Jarrod 15:44

Yeah, but I like his stuff because it's not super sweet like a cake cookie yeah, what the fuck is that? Where's he at? Is he on here?

Tim 15:51

I don't know, eduardo he just like comes, like he just appears. He's like a genie. Now, you've known him for like what? 10 years or something. Probably not that long, but I want to know how you, how did y'all meet?

Jarrod 16:09

So Eduardo or Eddie I call him, I'm white. He was actually a dispatcher at the River Oaks police station or whatever. Oh, okay, and then Alex was a cop there for a little while, so I met Eddie through Alex and then Eddie would do the cakes for Alex's parties and stuff for his family and everything. And then pumpkin oh, these are pumpkin with chocolate chips and walnut cookies.

Tim 16:41

God damn, these are ridiculous. Yeah, so I hate pecans. I love walnuts.

Javier 16:44

I don't want to be an asshole, I want that last cookie.

Jarrod 16:48

You can have it. I took one bite, but Ah fuck.

Javier 16:51

No, I was going to give it to Tammy. No, she's not going to want it.

Jarrod 16:54

I don't honestly need some of the stuff, so you can have my portion.

Tim 16:57

You're not even to eat this.

Jarrod 16:59

No, I'm trying to lose weight.

Javier 17:00

Yeah, what the Give me?

Jarrod 17:02

that, and then there's three brownies in here too, hell yeah.

Javier 17:05

Hell yeah, she hates chocolate, but I'm sure she'd like this.

Jarrod 17:07

This week he's got a pumpkin tres leches cake.

Tim 17:09

She would hate this Pumpkin tres leches cake. She would like that, I think, but I don't think the fact that it's chocolate and your girlfriend hates chocolate, then he'll eat it.

Jarrod 17:23

He'll be like, oh, you don't like it, okay, I'll eat it.

Javier 17:25

It's really good.

Jarrod 17:26

Yeah, so he makes some delicious stuff. He's got these little cheesecakes. They're mini cheesecakes about the size of a cupcake, but his regular selection is usually regular. He's got a Oreo cookie one and he's got a banana pudding one. The banana pudding is fucking amazing. If you like banana pudding.

Tim 17:44

I love banana pudding.

Jarrod 17:45

The cheesecake doesn't overpower the banana pudding and it's like vanilla wafer crust and it's fucking awesome.

Tim 17:51

You've sold me, so I'm going to pay Eduardo a visit this weekend, I think.

Jarrod 17:57

Sunday, if you go.

Tim 17:58

It'll probably be Sunday, honestly, when?

Jarrod 17:59

the Cowboys are going. If you wear your gear, I think it's 15% off your purchase on game day.

Tim 18:05

What if?

Jarrod 18:05

I don't have gear. Go buy some and then return it.

Speaker 2 18:09

Go to Albertsons at the front and get the jersey.

Jarrod 18:12

It's like Aikman or something.

Tim 18:14

Just run in and steal it.

Javier 18:16

Or go to Tyson in the past. I'm sure they have jerseys there.

Jarrod 18:19

They might, I don't know where. Uh, maybe there's probably a couple. I'm just plugging them away, I'm just like plug, plug, plug, plug this man what I do man um no, I think it's really cool.

Javier 18:30

River oaks is exploding with a bunch of places um, of course you got eduardo's. You have the place that does the mexican. There are like three or two places that do mexican corn and like snacks in In River Oaks In River Oaks.

Tim 18:45

Really Are they all right by the AutoZone? No, there's the one right by the AutoZone I just feel like they all should be right by the AutoZone.

Javier 18:51

There's another next to we're, down from River Oaks Cafe, and River Oaks Cafe has a great breakfast.

Tim 18:59

Dude, that's actually one of my favorite breakfast places.

Javier 19:01

Yeah, me too. Me and Tammy, you eat there ever.

Jarrod 19:04

I've eaten there once or twice. Pancakes I don't get out a lot. It's the pancakes and the. I'm a biscuits and gravy man. I have good biscuits and gravy.

Tim 19:11

But their pancakes are great, and then I'm going to give the secret away.

Jarrod 19:22

I know how they said to make toast actually for your french toast, and then dip it and then do it. I've never done it that way, I've always.

Tim 19:29

It's always just been regular bread yeah, you dip it in the eggs. And why?

Jarrod 19:32

is it french toast?

Tim 19:33

I don't know because you're gonna say oh, you gotta be real pretentious I am racist.

Jarrod 19:41

I feel like that's only in Paris, though, right.

Javier 19:44

Racist. Yeah, I did see somebody do a recipe for a French toast, or they'll make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Speaker 2 19:53

Get a cup and then you know, make it into a circle, oh, like an Uncrustable, yeah, and then dip it in batter, and then you know, make a French toast. It looks pretty fucking good I.

Javier 19:58

It looks pretty fucking good. I'm going to have to do that one of these days.

Tim 20:02

I think that's what they do at the state fair. It's a fried PB&J. It's an Elvis Presley.

Jarrod 20:07

I don't know, he had bacon in his, I think. He did, wasn't it like really big though it was a loaf, it was an actual loaf. Yeah, it was like a loaf of bread.

Tim 20:15

They have a fried PB&J, and then Presley, which has got the bacon in it.

Jarrod 20:20

Have y'all been to that Portillo's place? I haven't. I want to go, it's not.

Tim 20:23

Portillo's Portillo's. Yeah, we're from Texas and so we just immediately assumed that it's Portillo's.

Jarrod 20:30

Damn the Spanish influence down here.

Javier 20:33

Yeah.

Jarrod 20:34

It's alright, I went there and it was I mean, it's fast food.

Tim 20:38

I've had a better Italian beef.

Jarrod 20:41

I don't remember. I had the chocolate cake shake.

Speaker 2 20:44

Yeah.

Jarrod 20:45

And it was good, but they shouldn't have done it with chocolate ice cream. I would have liked it better if it was vanilla.

Tim 20:48

Yeah, 100%, because it was too fucking rich.

Javier 20:52

But it was delicious. You know what's delicious? That Parker County peach ice cream.

Jarrod 20:56

I don't like peaches.

Javier 20:57

You don't like peaches.

Tim 20:59

Hey, have you ever been to Curly's?

Javier 21:01

Curly's fried custard. It's not fried, I mean fresh Curly's.

Speaker 2 21:05

Curly's custard Frozen custard. Yeah, I don't think I've ever been there. All right.

Tim 21:09

Dude, it's killer. But they've got a Parker County peach right now and then you add graham cracker to it and it's like eating a peach cobbler.

Burger Rankings and Steak Preferences

Javier 21:16

I don't know why I thought you were Add the gravy to it. You got to add that gravy.

Tim 21:21

Delicious it's going to be a whole food monger episode it could be. Curly's is a top-notch hidden gem off of Camp.

Jarrod 21:28

Boobie, do you like Freddy's?

Tim 21:30

Yeah, I like.

Jarrod 21:30

Freddy's. I love Freddy's. You like Freddy's.

Javier 21:32

I've never been to Freddy's why.

Tim 21:38

It's like the thin steak burgers, kind only place.

Jarrod 21:40

I've seen them. Isn't there one down in the hood off 20?

Tim 21:42

I don't think so.

Jarrod 21:43

Maybe there is now, but I only knew them up in like Kansas, well, no there's one over in Glade in 121 in Euless, and then I feel like there's one over in the hood over here.

Tim 21:55

Yeah, there might be.

Jarrod 21:57

Oh, there's Keller.

Tim 21:58

So we're talking about River Oakstead.

Jarrod 21:59

Oh yeah.

Tim 22:00

Sorry, and I'm excited about what's coming up, so I just saw the McDonald's, the fucking automated McDonald's. Automated McDonald's. Yeah, it's like right down the street from my house.

Javier 22:08

Oh, Lance, are you still on, Lance?

Tim 22:10

But right next door, right next door is going to be-.

Javier 22:12

Wait, shut up.

Speaker 2 22:16

I'm waiting to see if Lance is on.

Tim 22:17

I already told Lance Springs Beer Garden is coming in and it's going to have one of my favorite burger spots.

Jarrod 22:25

Mine too, amazing burgers Big.

Tim 22:27

Cat Big Cat Burger.

Jarrod 22:29

Did you text me that or was that Alex earlier?

Tim 22:31

Alex texted you that. Probably I didn't text you that, but yeah, big Cat's going to be there. They were in the near south side.

Jarrod 22:38

Literally, the Beer Garden opening up in Roberts Cutoff will have my favorite burger place there, big Cat Burgers. And you said I was like wait, dude, that's fucking. I was like, did I text you earlier, alex?

Tim 22:46

Cool. So Alex and I are going to be probably posted up there quite a bit Me too.

Javier 22:50

It's down the street from us.

Tim 22:52

It's literally yeah.

Jarrod 22:53

It took me like five minutes.

Tim 22:59

It's walking distance for me is walking distance. Yeah, I mean, I could see myself posted up there.

Jarrod 23:03

If y'all come pick me up, I'll walk from your house, yeah.

Tim 23:05

I'm going to get pretty shitty there, I'm sure.

Javier 23:07

They're currently at Cowtown Brewery. Yeah so after they closed, they shut down shop over there at South Main. I don't think.

Speaker 2 23:13

I've ever had Big Cat. It's really good, it's really delicious.

Javier 23:15

Christy says Gusto.

Tim 23:17

What do they have? What?

Jarrod 23:19

What do they have?

Tim 23:19

Big Cat Burger, oh, big Cat Burger. So they got my favorite burger and it's got. What do they got? I can't remember what it's called, but it's got peanut butter on it.

Jarrod 23:32

Is Bonita a big fish. She's like God damn it Dale.

Tim 23:38

Sorry, christy's a fan of Gusto's and Gusto's is one of my top notch. It is one of my top favorite barbecue or barbecue burger places here in Fort Worth but Big Cat, where Gusto's is more manageable. Big Cat is not a manageable burger, it's a big burger, see I don't like the fucking burgers.

Jarrod 23:55

But it's not If you let them go, they fall apart, Like it's just like. No, it's not going to fall apart.

Tim 24:01

It's a big burger, but it's not like real thick meat either. A big back burger, triple B baby. I'll give you my top four. I don't have a top five, I got a top four. Number one Big Cat. Number two Joe Kelly's burger. Number three is going to be Gusto's. Number four is Dane's. Is there not an order? Not an order, big.

Javier 24:21

Cat number three is going to be gusto's and number four is dane's, okay, yeah yeah, all good. Is there not an order?

Tim 24:24

not an order, it's just no, no, big cat's probably number one for me and gusto's is probably number two. Oh, no, no, no, kelly's onion burgers number two, and I'm gonna put gusto's and dane's right there with each other.

Javier 24:36

I've never been to dane's, dane's, you need to go over there, not just for the burger. The burger is secondary, their specialty is barbecue and their sides and their sausage program. Go to dane's and, alito, go early, because I will say this g's got a got a good point.

Tim 24:52

I mean it is they're. They're not in the same boat. Big cat does do a little bit more experimental stuff yeah but I mean you can get a normal one. I think Lance's favorite burger is the mushroom Swiss.

Javier 25:02

Yeah, it's fantastic.

Tim 25:06

Are you confused because you?

Speaker 2 25:08

can't read. No, I'm trying.

Jarrod 25:08

Yeah, that's why I had to put it up on my phone, so I can like read it. Sometimes I'm just like what the fuck, are they saying Guso's, though?

Javier 25:14

And also I will say this I made a post this week on the fucking Panther.

Tim 25:19

It's closed. Jace Kossenberger.

Javier 25:20

Yeah, Kossenberger closed down. I thought they had a new owner. They had a new ownership.

Tim 25:24

I don't know if they do, I just know that they closed and Jace Kossenberger would be in that top five.

Javier 25:32

I never had it, I never went there.

Tim 25:34

Me, neither Me, neither. That's why they closed. Well, gil always tells me, because people didn't go there.

Jarrod 25:38

Maybe People didn't go there. Maybe if I would have went once, you're probably right.

Javier 25:42

No, shout out to three of the guys that we've had here on the show Dane, jonathan and Travis from Dane's Barbecue. What Travis. Travis Tober.

Tim 26:06

Dane's Jonathan from Gusto's, uh travis from nickel city. Slash old pal, I was okay. Okay, the slider probably didn't be number five from nickel city.

Jarrod 26:10

So have y'all had a sweet sugar high barbecue yet?

Javier 26:12

no up on hazel avenue.

Jarrod 26:14

Hazel avenue yeah, it's like right at robert's cutoff and hazel avenue up there. It's fucking good. They were at uh eduardo's uh grand opening and they were up there doing sliders, dude, amazing hazel and robertts cut off.

Javier 26:25

Are they trailer or they know?

Jarrod 26:26

so if, like where um racetrack is at roberts cut off from jacksburg highway, if you keep going, roberts cut off straight up there, like there's that oh yeah it's like up there like right on the right, I think yeah, brian's got a point.

Tim 26:39

Uh, grumps did move in. I'm not a fan of Grumps.

Speaker 2 26:42

No, yeah, yeah.

Javier 26:45

Brian said Grumps moved in and everyone stopped going. Look, grumps and Granberry is great, it's fantastic. They should have left it over there and Burleson Grumps over here in River Oaks. It's kind of bland for me. The times I've had. Their burgers have no flavor and I usually have to coat it with the jalapeno, the delicious jalapeno ketchup they have.

Jarrod 27:06

Yeah, I usually add a bunch of shit on yeah and like.

Tim 27:08

For me, like I'm a purist when it comes to burgers, I like I like mustard on my burger, but I feel like if you can eat a burger without any condiments and it's good, then that that's a fucking good burger yeah, right yeah it's like a steak if you got to put fucking.

Jarrod 27:24

A1 on a steak. I guarantee I can make you the best steak.

Javier 27:28

I would love to try that.

Jarrod 27:29

I would love to.

Tim 27:30

Okay, so I've been watching your. We should get into that. Oh yeah, I've been watching your Tales from the Scale and you were like I'm going to do this steak and you grill a steak. I haven't been to a place that's made a steak better than what I can make and I don't believe that. I think you just haven't gone to a good steakhouse.

Jarrod 27:53

No, I can make one better. I will. Let me Like. We'll figure out a time and I'll have you all come over.

Tim 28:00

And we can like grill or something. I will supply some meat.

Jarrod 28:04

I'll need it in advance, because I need to marinate it for about a day.

Javier 28:06

Marinate it for about a day, do you Okay? So you marinate it. Yeah, what do you do, like apple cider or what do you?

Jarrod 28:10

It's a store-bought one. It's called. Allegro is the brand, but there's a hickory smoke marinade. All I do is fucking shove the steaks in a gallon Ziploc bag, pour a little bit of that in there, and then just let it sit in the you do.

Tim 28:29

I don't marinate so I get a good. If I'm doing, a good steak Get a good cut. I get a good cut.

Jarrod 28:34

I usually go for a ribeye. I get whatever's on sale at Albertsons.

Tim 28:35

I usually go for a ribeye Now, if it's a cheap steak, I feel like you've got to marinate it because you've got to get it tender, right. But I'll buy, yeah, primary pie and I'm just going to go salt and pepper and that's it. Garlic, no garlic. I do garlic, but I do salt and pepper. Garlic, but I add the pepper last. I don't ever put that on there whenever I grill it, because pepper burns.

Jarrod 29:00

And I don't grill, oh, I do. Oh, what Cast iron? I do cast iron, oh, I grill.

Tim 29:11

I do cast iron and I've started doing more of a reverse sear on it, so I'll cook it off in the oven at 450, 500 degrees and then I pull that sucker out and I get the cast iron screaming hot and I sear the shit out of it. What I want to get is one of those blowtorch sears, and that's how I normally eat. I don't mind grilled steaks. I think grilled steaks are good, but I prefer mine, the cast iron butter thyme garlic.

Javier 29:35

I do that. That's how I do my steaks. Well, here lately I'm grilling.

Jarrod 29:40

Yeah, lately I've been grilling it and then I'll marinate it. It's like a two-day process to get it the best flavor. But you've got to marinate it for like a day and then you grill it and then I'll let it sit overnight and get cold. Then I cut into little chunks and I fry it up like fajita meat and I'll put a little bit more spices, uh, seasonings and stuff on there and then I'll add like a green and yellow bell peppers and onions in there.

Javier 30:01

Dude so I'm guessing you do. Do you do it rare then?

Jarrod 30:06

um, somewhat like I usually do my steaks, steaks about. If I'm doing in there, I'll do it rare, just so it doesn't like overcook yeah but like, if I'm doing on the grill, usually it's about medium or so okay, I go medium rare. I mean, I like rare, but I typically I used to like rare, but the older I get, the more I kind of just like medium.

Javier 30:22

So I used to be medium, well, and then I was like what the fuck am I doing?

Jarrod 30:25

fuck out of here.

Javier 30:25

Get the fuck out of my house.

Tim 30:27

When, when you put well in front of a steak or after, it's just no.

Javier 30:32

So okay, get this. So my dad, the only reason why I eat my steak like that is because of my dad. My dad, when he would make the steaks he would make it medium well and so for the longest time, medium well, medium well, medium well. There was one time we went to Papa Do's and they're like how do you want your steak? And my dad was drinking a little bit. He was like what do you think? How should I? Well, he's like most people do it medium rare, medium rare. No, it's not really cooking too much. I'm like Dad just do medium rare, do medium rare. And he had it and I was like what do you think he was like?

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Javier 31:05

oh man, it's real soft real.

Tim 31:10

It's real soft, it's real tender. I'm like, yeah, let's just open his eyes to it it's like you've been eating boot leather this whole time.

Javier 31:13

Yep, well, at least it's. I think I want to say tammy's grandma eats it.

Jarrod 31:17

Well done I ate it raw. I think she dude, I mean man I want blood dripping down my chin like a fucking warrior, like I mean, I've had that.

Tim 31:27

What's it called um? Uh, tartar, beef tartar I love beef tartar.

Javier 31:31

Yeah, they have it over here at uh jameli's, oh my god, have you had their espresso martini there?

Jarrod 31:37

no, but that's hands down the best one. I'm well the only one, but still it's fucking amazing.

Javier 31:42

We need to go over there. We all live it's literally a triangle oh yeah, like we do so we need to like geez cracking me, cracking me up Hank Hill.

Tim 31:51

You politely ask him to leave.

Javier 31:54

I think that was. Was it the last episode of King of the Hill when Bobby's cooking the steaks too?

Jarrod 31:59

What if someone asked you to make it well done.

Javier 32:02

Well, son.

Jarrod 32:04

You politely ask them to leave.

Javier 32:06

Yeah, no, I mean so propane or charcoal for me.

Jarrod 32:14

Now I do propane because it's a quicker process yeah I love charcoal if it's like a cookout you taste the meat, not the heat yeah, because like charcoal, it's a process. You got to get the coals in there, you got to get it lit and all that shit and stuff, and it takes so long and for just me propane works better. I can just go out there, fire it up boom what about smoking the steak? So I've never had a smoker like uh david he swears by. He's got one of those uh pellet smokers.

Tim 32:41

Yeah, I've got one. Out there too, I've got. I've got my grill and I've got my one so bad, but I've never had one.

Jarrod 32:48

I just did. I bought my grill because I was just like. I don't think.

Tim 32:50

I'm going to be able to make one, All right. So your boy, let's do a fundraiser for our boy here to get him a pellet grill. That's right, let's get him a GoFundMe. Jared needs a pellet grill. The phone lines are open. Go ahead and give us a call.

Javier 32:59

You want a steak.

Tim 32:59

I need a grill. That I'll usually do If I'm doing a cast iron.

Javier 33:02

I'll do butter based Beef cappuccino.

Tim 33:11

Only carpaccio. Carpaccio, not cappuccino Beef cappuccino.

Javier 33:13

What is that shit?

Speaker 2 33:14

Sounds Italian.

Javier 33:18

If I'm doing a cast iron, I mean I hate not having gas.

Tim 33:27

You gotta answer a fart joke, right.

Javier 33:29

Tammy's old place had propane, like it had gas running through the house yeah, not propane, it's called natural gas, natural gas it had gas running through and I loved cooking steaks on that cast iron with that that fire but man, it's like electric, it's kind of ass you gotta weird.

Tim 33:45

No, you gotta get the right stove, because I swear the stove that we bought when we remodeled the house. Jesse, she wanted to do? She based everything off of the fucking appliances, yeah, like all the colors, everything she's like I want this, this, this right, yeah she wanted. Yeah, she was like I want these appliances, blah blah, all right cool keep talking.

Javier 34:04

I need a drink. I do so. We got that. Um, just bring the bottle over here, get some.

Jarrod 34:08

Get them some ice, get him some ice. Can you get me some ice, please, please, mr Hernandez, I might be running out of ice.

Tim 34:12

I don't know. Anyways, she wanted this particular range and everything, so we got it. And cooking on that dude, it gets so hot, so fast and it almost controls like gas I'm able to mess with it and and see if I've always I've rented a lot and with the electric it's usually cheap, cheap electric so it was the yellow label, the fray ranch yeah, that one right there yeah, it's usually cheap electric yeah, it's usually cheap ass like ken moores or something. No, no, we we went with ge cafe and dude, that shit's fucking expensive.

Jarrod 34:49

I just noticed on my stove, after living in my house for a year and a half, that it has a Bluetooth feature on it. The other day I was like what I could be controlling this from my phone. Yeah, so I've got Wi-Fi on mine.

Tim 35:02

And people think that's crazy.

Jarrod 35:03

Yeah, it was something like Wi-Fi on there. Dude, it's nice though the I could be at work and I'm like dude, I'm going to come home and I can preheat the oven by the time I get home, so I guess it just connects to your store, your, I don't know, I'm good, what's it called? Wi-fi your home?

Tim 35:15

network and then no, it's 100% the way to go.

Javier 35:20

I'm going to. For months I've been wanting to buy a pell, also, like I want to do the hybrid charcoal gas yeah yeah, I've had

Jarrod 35:31

one of those and my gas side rusted out. So then I only have the charcoal side and I looked at replacing those parts and it was just as just as much, as much to buy in a whole.

Tim 35:39

This is what happens as you get old, though, yeah you used to go into smoked meats, smoked meats world war ii, world war ii, and and yard, yeah, doing yard work dude.

Jarrod 35:49

Yesterday I mowed my yard and just the rest of the evening I just sat on my back porch and just looked at it. It was just fucking amazing.

Tim 35:56

It just felt good, right yeah.

Jarrod 35:57

And then I went out there and laid in my hammock for a while and I was just like this is great.

Tim 36:05

Yeah, I mean, I got home last night. I didn't mow my yard, I got me a bottle of whiskey while I had stuff cooking in the oven. I got my glass of whiskey, I sat down on the back porch and just hung out.

Javier 36:15

God damn, those are the best though.

Jarrod 36:16

Oh, I love that.

Javier 36:17

Like on Friday nights, whenever we were like, oh, we'll do steaks on a Friday. Like she'll have the steaks. She sets the steaks out for like half an hour 45 minutes for it to get to like room temperature and then we'll season them up and then throw them on the grill, but I just love sitting out there and she'll come out there sometimes and just have a beer, so I salt mine.

Tim 36:36

I'm back on my steak, right. Yeah, so I salt it as it's sitting out, really. Yeah, so the salt permeates and does that. It's like it's a dry brine, and so I let it sit out for 45 minutes to an hour with a good crust of salt, and then I'll go back over, just put a little bit more salt or do like a garlic powder or garlic garlic salt, a little bit of that on there, fucking, fry that shit up and then I black pepper it at the end, that way it doesn't burn it makes sense I we use the big flake salt yeah, oh, yeah, we love that, yeah, and and the pepper too.

Javier 37:07

I just fucking love it yeah we're kosher salt people.

Jarrod 37:09

I get the grinder things from Sam yeah, like the.

Speaker 2 37:11

The big old ones, yeah.

Javier 37:13

I want to get my own. You know they sell the peppercorns. I just want to get the automatic ones. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Because I think it'd be easier.

Jarrod 37:19

I love going over.

Tim 37:26

Well, obviously, but you off the rails, because we're talking about all the smoker stuff right, this is the old man episode.

Javier 37:30

This is the old man episode.

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Tim 37:32

But yeah, they've come out with like a pellet smoker grill. Artec I think it's Artec or RecTech or something like that has one as well. That I was looking at before I got mine that you can actually have a grill set up that does the pellet smoke. Yeah, dude, I want all that stuff.

Jarrod 37:48

I would love a pellet smoker. I've gotten Just to try it out.

Tim 37:51

It's weird, man. I've gotten to that age now that it's just like I want to smoke meats.

Jarrod 37:55

Yeah, it's fucking good, like especially around, like Christmas, like not meats, but like I do my Chex Mix and stuff, I do it as a crock pot. Dude recipe and all you do is leave your lid off your crock pot, I think you put it on high and you dump all your shit in there and then you melt all your butter and what's yeah, what's the sour sauce?

Jarrod 38:16

and um pour it in there and kind of stir it all up, and then you just stir it every 20 minutes for like two hours I've never made checks mix dude.

Javier 38:23

It's super simple yes, bust out the nike monarchs. Yeah, that's the dad.

Tim 38:31

Okay, but we started to talk about this and I want to get on to so. So jared started this whole series oh, tales from the scale yes, and you gotta bet between it's between you, alex and eduardo. Yes, all about losing weight, and you're documenting all of this. Well, your side of it yeah I am.

Jarrod 38:51

So whenever alex brought it up, it was instantly like to me I just needed something to work on. So I was like, dude, I'm gonna make like a little documentary series out of this, and it's been. I've been releasing it on the tales from the fort uh youtube page, but it's a separate series called tales from the scale and I've got five episodes out. They're only like 13, 14 minutes long. It's real fast paced. I try to make it very, you know, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom in the end. So it's just kind of a more or less like a kind of a vlog kind of thing and me just shit I do and stuff. So I got some footage today and then it's just kind of showing like how I'm changing my diet and all the just progress and stuff. So so far I'm down. We started at the beginning of what is a September, so August, and I'm down about 15 pounds or so.

Tim 39:39

And it's, and it's all from his dick.

Jarrod 39:40

Yeah, I'm sorry, ladies, but it it's a lot smaller now, yeah, so it's more trimmed.

Tim 39:48

Yeah, I mean, that's where a lot of guys carry their weight.

Javier 39:52

I hear it's a little veiny a little more veiny, yeah, my fupa.

Tim 39:56

Well, I mean, that's. The thing is like you lose weight.

Jarrod 39:57

You supposedly gain like at least an inch for every like so many pounds you lose, like you get like a quarter inch back on your day there was a.

Javier 40:03

there was a joke I made and then I was like with somebody I can't say who, but I was he. Yeah, so your dick gets bigger whenever you lose more weight. I'm like, no, motherfucker, you can actually see it now, so you're able to see your dick. He just looked at me. He's just like you, motherfucker. I hope you're having fun in Italy, just kidding.

Jarrod 40:23

I'm kidding buddy.

Speaker 2 40:27

I love Chad. I know he's having a great time over there.

Jarrod 40:35

Oh, it's great. It's a whiskey. Man, it's a whiskey, I'm sorry, so we're doing that. It's supposed to last. It's a 90-day challenge. It's lasting through, uh, I think, november 8th is when we're going to weigh in the final weigh-in.

Javier 40:43

Go ahead, sorry, sorry uh, we were.

Jarrod 40:45

I was thinking we're going to do like monthly weigh-ins, we're not doing any way until okay so it's a fucking raw dog competition all the way to the end and I've been doing pretty good. Um, alex had hurt his knee so he had gained a little weight, but I was kind of scared of him. But his knee still hurts.

Tim 41:00

I'm like the whole idea.

Javier 41:01

Like alex talking about losing weight, I was like dude alex I know he's not even fucking skinny, but you know alex, like he would work out a lot, though there was a was a time where you know.

Jarrod 41:09

Yeah, he would get pretty stuff. I'm just like dude, you don't need to fucking lose weight. And then Eduardo, he's in it, but he's short.

Tim 41:17

Yeah, he's just short man, that's all he's got. If he just grew like a couple inches, yeah, you'd fill out, he'd be just fine.

Jarrod 41:25

No that's wrong, but we have stakes on this bet. Yeah, right so if I win, alex is going to pay up to $500 to help get my air conditioner fixed in my car, even though it's going to be in November. But still, hey, a win's a win.

Tim 41:42

By summertime you'll have AC.

Jarrod 41:44

If I lose, I have to shave my beard and not wear a hat and be clean shaven for a month.

Tim 41:52

I kind of want that. Yeah, me too. I don't want that. I kind of want Alex to win.

Jarrod 41:55

This is my fucking image. And if Alex wins, I have to buy him like eight cases of liquid death and Eddie has to pay for two months of his haircut.

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Jarrod 42:04

And then if Eddie wins so whenever Eddie did the bakery, he took over Alex's Tesla, um, so if you see it parked up there, he's there oh yeah yeah it's purple, yeah, it's wrapped, so so eddie's driving, eddie's got, eddie's got the tesla, okay, okay so there's a spot on the driver fender where there's like, uh, someone it looked like they sat on it and like the fucking thing on their jeans like tore the sticker. So there's a couple pieces need to be replaced. I think it and the fucking thing on their jeans tore the sticker. So there's a couple pieces that need to be replaced. I think it's the hood and the front driver fender. So if Eddie wins, alex is going to pay up to $500 to have that fixed. If Eddie loses, he has to tear the vinyl off the hood and the driver side fender and drive around like that for a month With everything else purple and then that two pieces white that's not bad.

Jarrod 42:53

It's not bad, but he's he's not gonna.

Javier 42:55

He's not gonna like it.

Tim 42:56

Yeah, I know how to take that off real easy well, yeah, but I mean still it's it's not the idea of taking it off, it's the fact that it's coming off and it's not gonna match.

Javier 43:06

Yeah, what's?

Tim 43:07

alex driving. Now he got rid of, he got another tesla, he actually got.

Jarrod 43:10

He actually got an Audi e-tron.

Tim 43:12

Okay, another electric vehicle.

Jarrod 43:15

It's pretty cool, like it's nice, so, but there's that. So we've been chugging along. We're about, I think, a little over halfway through. I'm doing, I mean, fairly good progress. Honestly, I haven't started. I haven't started. I haven't really like worked out at all. I've just literally changed diet. I've just kind of cut out a lot of carbs, been eating a lot of like steak eggs, and y'all weren't allowed to use any testosterone or anything right.

Jarrod 43:39

No, it's in the contract that we can't do anything like low zympic or anything like that, like we literally signed a contract.

Javier 43:45

Yeah, I saw that so like. Have you heard of the Balkan diet? I?

Jarrod 43:50

feel like I have, but I don't know what it's a diet where it's just like fresh bulking Balkan oh where they're eating.

Tim 43:57

Okay, just like vegetables, yeah, so like for breakfast, right?

Javier 44:00

yeah, yeah it looks pretty good. I'm not gonna lie, it does look good, where the it?

Tim 44:04

it's like you're just grazing yeah, exactly so okay, so the guy's like the video. I saw this dude sitting there. Obviously looks like he's from the balkan area, very eastern european. He's got um, they have a look. I'm sorry, they have a look yeah all right, um, but he's got like different peppers, bell peppers and things like that, and like some like cheese and you know just whatever and bread, and bread and it's all on the table and he's just like. I feel like a little this tomato and I feel like he's grabbed.

Tim 44:34

It looks like it's a fun time, like I would do that.

Javier 44:38

I would do it. I would do it because I feel like there's a lot of like uh, olive oil or stuff like but I also heard that it makes you shit really bad because it's so much fiber I I've been eating for lunch some salads and I normally don't eat salads and I have to go to the bathroom.

Jarrod 44:54

I love salads, I started doing a lot of salads. Actually, salads is something I've thrown in Almonds. I've got a big bag of almonds from Sam's, just kind of use that for a snack. I'm trying to think of little things. I do A lot of water. You're kind almost like a carnivore diet, but I do other stuff too. I'll eat carbs and everything. I just try to limit it.

Tim 45:17

I hear, if you want a snack, you should eat an apple.

Jarrod 45:21

It's sugar though.

Tim 45:22

You can, but it's very little.

Jarrod 45:23

The thing with fruit. Yeah, it's kind of healthy, but also there's a lot of natural sugars in it.

Tim 45:27

You're still taking in sugar. The sugar's fine, no, that's fine.

Jarrod 45:31

Tim.

Tim 45:32

It's fine.

Javier 45:33

Listen to the experts Tim. Yes, no sugar's fine, I did keto in 2018.

Jarrod 45:39

Sim, I tried to do that, but whenever I wanted a snack, I would do pork cracklings or something like that at work.

Javier 45:44

Yeah, yeah.

Jarrod 45:45

And then I did a lot of water. I actually did a lot of water when I actually lost a lot of weight. It was down in san antonio and what I was doing is, whenever I get up in the morning, I'd grab me a one liter bottle of essential. I would drink that water until it was done that day at work. If I ate, I would eat the little beef, jerky and uh cheese stick.

Javier 46:01

Yeah, because it's uh no carbs yeah, so I would eat that.

Jarrod 46:04

I'd eat maybe because they were on special, I think, for three, for two dollars, so I'd eat three of those and then at home I would uh heb had these little meals that it was a seafood stuffed salmon and then with broccoli, and I would eat that for dinner and I only ate that for like quite a while and I lost a lot of weight doing that I dropped uh, I dropped like 30 pounds um a while back.

Tim 46:24

I got on testosterone dude.

Jarrod 46:26

Yeah for one.

Tim 46:27

Uh, horny as fuck no, it was more so. It wasn't so much for like that aspect, but, like my, my testosterone level was low and I was too.

Jarrod 46:35

It's like 190 something whenever I had a test a long time ago.

Tim 46:37

Yeah, and that that that's not good, no because you don't want sex ever.

Jarrod 46:42

I mean you do, but like it's I didn't have that issue so much.

Tim 46:45

It was more of like low energy. I was just tired all the time. Um, no matter what I did, I couldn't get rid of my. Uh, I couldn't, I couldn't lose weight yeah um, I carried it all in my stomach that's my.

Jarrod 46:59

If I can lose my love, handles and my yeah like I've lost a decent amount of my gut so far, but I've still got a lot but I, I went on that and then changed my diet up just a little bit.

Tim 47:08

I started doing that, huel. Yeah, it's just free, it's like freeze-dried bags and you scoop like two scoops in a cup and you add water to it Hot water, almost like you're making oatmeal, but it's like. So what I've got right now is I've got Cajun pasta.

Speaker 2 47:23

It's okay.

Tim 47:24

It's not the greatest, but it's a whole bunch of protein and it's 400 calories and it's it's actually filling, so I'd have that for lunch. I would eat breakfast, I would have that for lunch and then I'd have dinner, and then at eight o'clock I would not eat for the rest of the night, just drink water.

Javier 47:40

So you just hit them intermittent, intermittent fasting. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Tim 47:42

And, and, and that I lost.

Speaker 2 47:55

I mean pounds pretty quick.

Jarrod 47:55

Oh, and I cut sodas out completely. Yeah, that's the thing too. Is so alcohol wise, I've switched from, because usually whenever I do the show I do whiskey and coke. That was always my go-to. Now I've switched to tequila and sparkling ice those real tall, skinny bottles I get them at albertsons for like a buck a bottle and I'll mix those. I get the lemon lime and then I'll mix that with tequila. If you do do 100% agave tequila, the sugars don't absorb. It's something.

Tim 48:12

But it's like 60 calories a shot or so. They say tequila is the best If you get true, real tequila.

Jarrod 48:17

That's why a lot of athletes do tequilas.

Javier 48:21

I don't know, man I was drinking. I would have whenever I was on that it was before me and Tammymy dated, I would have two michelob ultras and then when we'd go across the street to the bar, I would have like a vodka topo or like, uh, soda water yeah and lime yeah because the the vodka soda, water and lime is like zero calorie yeah, yeah or, like you can go, the um the mio route, that some girls do. It's smart too, because it's zero carbs.

Tim 48:55

That's what Sarish does. She's carrying a thing of Mio. Smart, that's smart.

Jarrod 48:59

Just don't do the energy Mio. No, I think that's what she was using. You're like drunk, but then like, oh, I think she was using that, or loco, yeah.

Tim 49:08

I think using the tequila though.

Speaker 2 49:13

It go yeah, um, I think like using the tequila though, like it's good.

Jarrod 49:14

It is good so if you do the lemon lime and then I do a little bit of lime juice and it tastes like a kind of a skinny margarita, so it's real good and I've been drinking that a lot lately. And then, um, I've cut, I've basically eliminated sodas for the most part. Um, I don't do a lot of sugar because drinks, like they always say, you don't want to drink your calories.

Javier 49:31

Correct.

Jarrod 49:31

So like if you're you know, if you look at a Coke, like a 20-ounce Coke is like what?

Tim 49:35

220 calories, or something like that for the bottle. You've sacrificed something else, yeah.

Jarrod 49:39

If you have that and you're trying to stick to say like a 1,700-calorie diet, that's 200 calories of your diet right there. So you've got.

Tim 49:46

Is that what you're pushing at 1,700?

Jarrod 49:47

No, I don't even know what I'm doing. Honestly, I'm not taking in very much calories.

Tim 49:52

I used this app. It was called Lose it.

Jarrod 49:55

Yeah, I have that app. It's free too.

Tim 50:01

It's free for the basic, but you can pay for it and get a lot more features. I dropped my diet down to 2,000 calories a day.

Jarrod 50:12

For me I think it was showing that I needed to hit like 1900 calories a day for your workout to do 30 pounds lost by like the middle, without workout, without working. Yeah without and it was saying that, but I was coming in like usually around 1200 calories a day or so, and I lost a lot of weight right away and then I kind of got tired and I missed shit food.

Jarrod 50:30

So I ate some of that for off and on for a little bit, and then I got back in the groove now and I'm now.

Tim 50:35

I've got my motivation well, I mean, you've got, uh, you've got a lot on the line.

Jarrod 50:38

I mean yeah, I don't want to lose my beard, like I would look like I'm such a fucking nerd I'd it would be totally different for me like I'd have to wear like khakis and polos and shit.

Tim 50:49

I want you to do it, I want to see it, I'm here for it.

Jarrod 50:54

No.

Tim 50:56

Luckily it's happened after.

Speaker 2 50:57

Halloween because I've already figured out my Halloween.

Jarrod 50:59

I need my beard for that.

Tim 51:01

Is that a secret, what your Halloween is? Not particularly what is it?

Jarrod 51:06

I'm going to try to pull off Rip from Yellowstone.

Tim 51:09

Okay.

Jarrod 51:09

I'm going to trim this down, do the black powder shit in my beard again, and then I need to find a black cowboy hat that fits me, and then just get the black long-sleeve shirt and then the blue jeans.

Tim 51:20

How big is your head?

Jarrod 51:21

Fat.

Javier 51:24

It's like 7 and 5'8".

Tim 51:25

Okay, never mind, I've got a 7 and 3'8", 7, 5', 8, 7.

Jarrod 51:30

Like sometimes depending on the hat size, like it just depends on what it is, but anyone out? There that has a black cowboy hat that kind of looks like Rips. I need one for Halloween. I will not mess it up.

Tim 51:41

I just want to say in the chat thank you, aaron. What the fuck is.

Jarrod 51:45

Aaron, I appreciate it. I appreciate it. That's my sister's boyfriend.

Speaker 2 51:47

I appreciate it.

Tim 51:48

Yeah, I miss the mustache.

Speaker 2 51:50

I know they call you a mustache.

Tim 51:51

Yeah, it's so sad and I remember whenever.

Javier 51:54

Christy and the girls used to take Crystal Light when we'd go to like a library bar, when we'd go Like the pouches yeah, like the pouches. Oh man, Me and Tammy talked about going pilgrim I've never seen that you never seen scott pilgrim? Bro watch scott pilgrim holy shit.

Jarrod 52:12

It's not everybody's cup of tea it was either that or I was thinking of doing. I was thinking of doing um first time big lebowski as uh lebowski yeah, so you know chad and I did that because, like they have so on timu, they actually have his sweater jacket that he wore and then I could do that and just get a wig. I mean I could pull, could pull it off, so I got a wig, and I had the beard at the time and sunglasses and.

Tim 52:34

I wore a robe and had a white V-neck t-shirt and some shorts, and I carried a white Russian around and then Chad dressed as Walter Walter John Goodman's character. Yeah, so Chad was Walter and I was over the log.

Speaker 2 52:50

I remember chad, it was funny like dude.

Tim 52:53

That's actually we. We both had. We both had girlfriend. You know, I think chad was married and I had had my girlfriend at the time. Um, there's still, we're still together, jesse. Um, and at the time and we didn't do um at the time of this happening and we didn't do couples costumes but chad and I did a couples costume together. It's fucking weird. It was so good, though. Chad looked just like his dad and he hates that. He looked just like his daddy.

Jarrod 53:23

I've never thought about Chad being Walter, but that's fucking awesome.

Tim 53:26

It was perfect. Did he wear the shooting glasses?

Jarrod 53:28

Yes, they're tinted.

Tim 53:29

Like yellow, he had the glasses and he wore a shooting vest. I mean it was perfect.

Javier 53:36

Well, man, it's crazy. We're coming up to Halloween. We got like at least a month and a half away.

Jarrod 53:42

Are y'all going to do like a Halloween episode where you dress up?

Disturbing Revelations About P Diddy

Javier 53:44

I would love to. I want to do that Like.

Jarrod 53:46

October. That was me and Jared's plan is to do every episode we dress up as something different. I think.

Javier 53:53

I was like, fuck, I'm going to run out of characters.

Jarrod 53:55

I think we need to have a.

Javier 53:57

Halloween party over here, dude, yeah.

Tim 53:59

Like here I have a couple people that we've had here in the past. Maybe do that. I'm not opposed to that.

Javier 54:04

Look at this man. This man's doing like TikToks while he's on the episode. All right. Before we get ready, hold on.

Tim 54:12

No, we're not closing out, I want to talk about this. I want to jump into this. So, as some of you might have heard New news P Diddy has got all sorts of um. P diddy has got all sorts of sean. He's puffy, he's been indicted, yes, right. And I want to just say the wildest diddling everyone, the wildest thing about this so far, the diddler is the freak off parties yeah, that's what they call. They're calling the freak off parties.

Jarrod 54:40

I don't think it's dude, he's done some shit and Sure he's going down. Do you see how much fucking lube they were putting on?

Tim 54:46

That's what I wanted to talk about. Yes, the amount of lube so it was a thousand bottles of baby oil and a bunch of lubricants is what the indictment said. Mm-hmm, what the fuck are you doing with so much baby oil? Fucking Bad boy for life Baby oil Fucking. Who uses baby oil?

Jarrod 55:04

Wrestlers.

Tim 55:06

That's all I know. Body builders, body builders.

Javier 55:08

The Old Spice guy Fucking P Diddy.

Tim 55:11

Terry Crews Fucking titties dancing.

Jarrod 55:17

Dude, did you see that one when he's got all the sensors with his muscles and he's playing drums with it? What have you ever seen that? He's like flexing, he's like ah, and it's like every time he flexes a muscle it hits like the snare or something.

Tim 55:33

So they had a website that you could get on there and play the drums with Terry Crews.

Jarrod 55:39

Dude, you got to look that up. That's fucking amazing. Okay, so there's a 14 page indictment and um I haven't got, I haven't looked at it, is it?

Tim 55:47

this is like epstein I epstein list, part two this is epstein slash they're saying that his, they're saying that his um like assistant or whatever, it's a female um is the equivalent of galene maxwell at this point, damn so I'm sure she's going down so as part. So he got hit with a racketeering charge on top of everything else. So like even so, racketeering they typically use that for like organized crime.

Jarrod 56:11

Okay, yeah.

Tim 56:11

And they'll get you on a like if you're committing organized crime, they can kind of it's a RICO act, they can get you on a bunch of it and stuff like that. But as part of his racketeering charge against him, diddy is accused of drug possession. The charges include possession of intent to distribute certain narcotics such as cocaine, oxycodone, alprazolam, mdma, a synthetic psychedelic drug called Nexus, which I want to know more about. That Hell yeah, and then GHB and ketamine.

Javier 56:38

Damn Georgia, homeboy Hey-oh.

Tim 56:41

During the raid on Diddy's homes, authorities uncovered three AR-15s with defaced serial numbers, as well as ammunition. So I mean just those two things. Just those two things because now you're getting into like I mean the AR-15s fall into like federal shit, because they defaced the serials and all that I mean ATF and if they're automatic which I'm assuming, they probably are yeah, that's, I think, a mandatory 10 years per I think it's 15 per incident per per weapon.

Jarrod 57:12

Fuck right, that's at least 30 he's looking at oh yeah, if they're automatic.

Tim 57:16

They're not saying they're automatic, but if they are right. But the rack, the rat mogul is said to have often exhibited control over victims with physical violence and promises of career opportunities Blackmail. However, the indictment alleges he also tracked victims' locations, began monitoring their medical records and dictated their appearance. He also allegedly supplied them with drugs and threatened their careers and livelihoods if they didn't participate in the freak-offs, which they haven't said. What those freak-offs?

Jarrod 57:41

are yeah, what is a freak-off? They're not saying.

Javier 57:43

It's a whole-ass orgy.

Jarrod 57:47

I heard there was like chicks that they would have them do a freak-off until they couldn't fucking do it no more.

Tim 57:50

Right, but is that? Like they just fucking scissor-grind in Details of the freak-offs include that they would involve multiple commercial sex workers and that Puff often distributed numerous drugs to his victims in order to keep them engaged in sex acts. And the sex workers Puff and the victims would then allegedly receive IV fluids in order to help them recover from rampant drug use and physical exertion.

Jarrod 58:16

I mean he cares.

Tim 58:21

This shit is wild. He is going to go away for a very long time, yeah this is just like I mean, I mean honestly at this point, I would probably just kill myself after after the Cassie video came out and that's gonna get us demonetized pew pew at himself after I think good this episode and you ruined it yeah, thanks a lot genius, you fucking they denied his bail yeah good.

Javier 58:46

I think after after the after the Cassie video came out of her running out trying to get in the elevator and Diddy coming back and did he like beat?

Tim 58:53

the shit out of him. Yeah, grabs her by her hair.

Javier 58:55

Yeah, dude is wild he like literally needs two pops in the back of the head and one in the heart and one of the dick well, but I mean he had also something to do with tupac right, the one in the dick.

Jarrod 59:04

It has to be a shotgun he uh, didn't he hire kvd to well?

Tim 59:10

allegedly yeah, but you know but also he could just, but also I just want to say this that kamala harris was asked who her favorite rapper, current rapper, is like right now a lot and she kept saying tupac alive yeah, does she know him alive means? That means tupac's alive. Duh fuck. Because then she said you, he's alive in our hearts. No bitch, you're saying you know that she knows that tupac's alive yeah, he's down in.

Jarrod 59:37

Uh, what is it?

Suge Knight, Diddy, and Kanye Feuds

Javier 59:37

puerto rico or something jamaica, jamaica yeah, jamaica, jamaica, queens in new york, right by the beach, but the whole the whole the whole peedity thing first I'll fuck your bitch man was it a slap in the base?

Tim 59:54

slap in the butt, why you sound like a leprechaun.

Jarrod 59:57

I've watched that movie like two or three times in the last week, it's so good. I love that fucking.

Tim 1:00:01

That is almost like one of my favorite movies. It's one of the best dynamic duos right there For anyone that doesn't know we're talking about.

Jarrod 1:00:07

I Love you man, starring Paul Rudd and Rashida Jones and Jason Segel, you just have a jerk on you.

Speaker 2 1:00:11

Yeah.

Tim 1:00:12

Yeah, dude, when your divorcees come over, it's like there, I love that fucking, but okay, okay, back on the thing, man back to the deals, I knew that he was up to some shit right.

Jarrod 1:00:30

I never liked him. I was west coast all the way, it's all it's the same thing with like should like.

Tim 1:00:34

Even before like should got in trouble. Like everybody knew, shook was up to some shit that is a fucking.

Jarrod 1:00:39

He's a, he's a, he's a psychopath.

Tim 1:00:41

Oh he done, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah but I think I think diddy's gonna be in the same boat. Like I don't think. I don't think he will ever get out.

Javier 1:00:50

Actually, I think should comes out in a couple years does he? I think so shit, I want to say so watch your back tim.

Jarrod 1:00:56

When does come? Get you who the?

Javier 1:00:59

fuck, are this punk funky pants? Who's this tall motherfucker with some pretty ass mustache?

Jarrod 1:01:05

I'm sorry yeah dude, I don't know man, suge knight, is eligible for parole in 2034 yeah, and he's eligible for parole. That's that doesn't mean he's gonna get it his current net worth is only two hundred thousand dollars. I think you say two hundred dollars. Well, he sold death row 200, he sold Death Row $200 and nine packs of cigarettes. He sold Death Row and.

Javier 1:01:26

Snoop Dogg and Dr Dre, I think.

Jarrod 1:01:29

I don't think Dre did it, I think it was just Snoop Dogg. Yeah, I think it was just Snoop.

Javier 1:01:33

Well, all I know is that Diddy's going to go away for a long time.

Jarrod 1:01:36

Oh yeah.

Javier 1:01:36

Deservedly, so Is the boy record still a.

Jarrod 1:01:39

Thing.

Javier 1:01:40

Dude, I don't know.

Jarrod 1:01:43

Because I know in the 2000s it was.

Tim 1:01:46

That's all I listen to. So what kind of is frightening?

Jarrod 1:01:48

Priority records, I think.

Tim 1:01:50

The controlling aspect. Right, and so who else do I know?

Jarrod 1:01:55

Yes, it's still active.

Tim 1:01:57

That controls what his women dress like.

Jarrod 1:02:01

What do you mean?

Tim 1:02:03

Kanye Easy, yeah, and I'm not saying kanye's doing all sort of crazy stuff, but kanye's a crazy man. He's crazy, but and it was, I don't know it wouldn't surprise me if something comes now I'm not talking about to this extent him and diddy had a beef going on and uh, diddy, he actually posted uh text messages he.

Javier 1:02:23

He posted text messages from Diddy. And he's like send me your address. We'll talk soon. And Kanye would be like fuck you, you're a fed.

Tim 1:02:33

You know, just talking shit. Fuck you, you're a fed.

Javier 1:02:35

Because, like if you think about it, like if you go back a while back, diddy was a guy you didn't fuck with.

Tim 1:02:44

Diddy was a guy that you fuck with did.

Jarrod 1:02:45

He was a guy that you know, if he got at you, then you know he was at the same level as suge. Yeah, he was like that, you know, fucking top guy.

Javier 1:02:50

So kind of like uh, he knew not to mess with. Good, they're not too sweet either. I'll take one too.

Jarrod 1:02:57

You can have both. You can take one, tammy, or no, she doesn't like chocolate, give me that one. Sorry, tammy, you get some pumpkin bread. I donated my pumpkin bread dude, it tastes like just like eating a pumpkin pie. Right, yeah, it does. It's literally like just eating a pumpkin pie. Let's take a corner I inhaled and it went down and hit the back of my throat. Do you want the rest for jesse?

Javier 1:03:20

my boy dying out, yeah, she probably like it.

Jarrod 1:03:23

I just tore a corner off jesse.

Tim 1:03:24

So yeah, they're not.

Jarrod 1:03:25

It's not over, it's fucking great oh, it's not overly sweet that's the thing I love about his stuff is his stuff is not overly sweet. Plus I forgot to mention earlier he does freeze-dried candy as well.

Tim 1:03:38

He has his own line called black gato candy yeah, yeah, okay, I thought it was the same person yeah, it is so.

Jarrod 1:03:45

He has that set up in the storefront and then he's about to start.

Jarrod 1:03:49

He's slowly starting to release all his fall stuff and everything. But he's about to start doing his uh freeze-dried candy that has chocolate in it, so like he does uh milk duds that are freeze-dried. So what's fucking cool? So chocolate doesn't freeze dry, it like fucking melts, but the chocolate flavor soaks into the caramel and then the milk dud. The caramel expands so it's like a fucking little cheese ball kind of puff thing. It's the flavor of milk dud, but it doesn't get stuck to your teeth all right and then he does like bit of honey.

Jarrod 1:04:17

Same thing bit of honey always gets stuck to my teeth. Doesn't stick to your teeth at all.

Javier 1:04:21

Cam Tammy's a big fan of freeze-dried candies.

Jarrod 1:04:24

Yeah, he does a caramel mocha bites or something like that. It's caramel mocha M&M's they freeze-dry. It's fucking phenomenal. He has so many damn good flavors.

Tim 1:04:34

So the question was how old should I be? It said 2034.

Javier 1:04:39

Yeah, how old is he now he's 59, so he'll be 69.

Speaker 2 1:04:41

59. Yeah, how old is he now?

Tim 1:04:42

He's 59, so he'd be 69. He's 59? Yeah, which I mean? If he gets out, then he's still got time to Kill everybody else. Kill everybody else.

Javier 1:04:49

Guess who's back. Motherfucker, I'm going to find you, tupac, I know you're alive. I'll hit your body, but I just picture.

Tim 1:04:54

if he got out he'd be like Tulsa King yeah.

Javier 1:05:04

Kind of Like, kind of just out of, completely out of touch, Because when did he go in Like?

Jarrod 1:05:06

a few years ago? Yeah, it was probably like five or six years ago. What did that say?

Speaker 2 1:05:08

If he gets parole, oh, if he gets parole.

Javier 1:05:11

Yeah if I mean I don't think he will, I don't think he will.

Jarrod 1:05:15

What prison is he in Is?

Javier 1:05:16

he in California, lompoc, I don't even know man, we should go visit him. Yeah, man, You're still here. Fuck you Shug, Fuck you Shug.

Jarrod 1:05:26

First off, fuck you, bitch he gave.

Javier 1:05:28

EZ AIDS right he did. He injected him with AIDS.

Jarrod 1:05:30

Yeah, he even said in an interview one time that that was one of his favorite things to do is inject AIDS into people and kill them. It's fucked up. Yeah, man, my man, my boy, easy eric.

Tim 1:05:42

it's like playing the law, that's like playing the long condo, because now, I mean, if you try to do it, they've got all sorts of like medicines and shit, yeah, they could take over.

Jarrod 1:05:50

What aids, yeah, yeah, cure yeah, magic johnson's had that shit for like 30 years and he's still cool he's still cool he's supposedly he's always been cool showtime baby.

Tim 1:06:01

Supposedly he can donate blood or something, which I thought was weird. I don't think that's real, but yeah, I don't.

Javier 1:06:06

That's not how it works magic I just got breaking news on my phone oh I want you guys here locally and forward to know this, especially if you live over by the uh i-30 area and westover hills sword wielding maniac on the loose near I-30 overpass.

Jarrod 1:06:24

Dude okay. So whenever I was down in QT in San Antonio sorry, I had opened up a store and every morning whenever I got up I would usually take my cell phone downstairs. I would take Murray out, let him outside eating, piss, shit, whatever the fuck he wants to do in the morning, and then he'd come back inside. He he'd eat and then I'd kind of make sure he started eating and I'd go upstairs and start getting ready. For some reason this morning I did not take my phone downstairs, for some reason, and I left it upstairs in my bathroom and then murray's in there eating and all of a sudden he pauses and he starts barking because he's hearing. Someone's like what the fuck are you barking? And I looked at the door. I was like no one's there. Dude, eat your damn food.

Jarrod 1:07:02

So I go back upstairs and I look at my phone. There's like a text message, missed call and shit, and it's from my store and my ra, who's the overnight person that worked that night. He texted me and said some fool just robbed me with a sword. And I was like what the fuck are you okay? And he's like yeah, I'm cool, I was like a sword, seriously. So I get there and this dude comes in. He has a sword, seriously. So I get there and this dude comes in and he has a sword in his hand. It's like a katana kind of thing. And my RA goes up. He's like what's up, man Whoa? He gives him all the money out of the register and stuff, which wasn't much, because if you're following QT guidelines, you're only getting like 75 bucks.

Jarrod 1:07:38

So he gives him like 75 bucks leaves and everything.

Javier 1:07:48

But I he gives them like 75 bucks leaves or and everything but I was just like what the fuck like a sword?

Jarrod 1:07:50

seriously, when he was like a fucking wink from legend of zelda sword, he's like ah, he's got a shield, it's a replica he's like.

Tim 1:07:53

I know that's not real. I have allegedly something happened, maybe today, where a guy, uh might have accidentally shot his foot off while trying to rob a store oh cool and never made it inside the shotgun. The shotgun went off allegedly where I don't. I don't know where, I actually don't know where, but I had heard through the grapevine that's what happened that's a cool good, good. I'm glad that the dude, the dude's accomplice grabbed the gun and ran off, but left the guy there just bleeding oh, with no foot man, that's crazy.

Javier 1:08:22

My uh grandfather killed the man because they were trying to rob him, kidnap him in. Mexico, and so it was three brothers. Three brothers, tombstone.

Jarrod 1:08:33

The Earps.

Javier 1:08:34

Yes.

Tim 1:08:35

Didn't they make a movie about that, called Three Brothers?

Speaker 2 1:08:38

I think it's called Four Brothers.

Jarrod 1:08:40

That's got.

Tim 1:08:40

Mark Wahlberg? I don't think, mark.

Jarrod 1:08:41

Wahlberg tried to kill his grandmother. One of them dies. Four brothers, that's got Mark Wahlberg.

Tim 1:08:43

I don't think Mark Wahlberg tried to kill his grandmother. One of them dies, I think it's only three.

Javier 1:08:45

Yeah, it's a guy from Tron Tron Legacy.

Jarrod 1:08:46

He died, no that's not Harrison Ford, that's Blade Runner. Sorry, I've never seen Tron, but yeah they were trying to.

Javier 1:08:53

My grandparents at the time in Mexico had a, an old rifle and he shot. He killed one of the guys, hell yeah, and they left, like the two brothers left the body and ran off.

Jarrod 1:09:13

So the brothers fucking left him there.

Tim 1:09:14

They just left him there, and so I heard that the two brothers are coming to try to kill you. Oh, I mean, that's fine.

Jarrod 1:09:22

They're listening.

Speaker 2 1:09:22

I'm going to kill you.

Tim 1:09:23

Oh, I mean that's fine, they're listening.

Speaker 2 1:09:23

I'm going to kill you. I'm coming to kill you, javier.

Jarrod 1:09:25

I'm going to kill you. So when my dad was a kid, his dad was an alcoholic and everything and he had this pistol. It was a seven shooter, I believe, or a five shooter. It was not a six shooter. I know that it was one or the other, but but anyway.

Jarrod 1:09:47

So instead of unloading the bullets like a normal fucking human, he would shoot him off into the floor and just all right time for bed and then his uh, they would drink a lot and my dad was in there watching um tv and then he heard a gunshot and my dad's dad, my grandpa, which I never met, who's he was dead before. He actually died on Ohio Garden Road at that little corner right there behind the Walmart.

Javier 1:10:10

Oh, yeah, yeah, Sleepy Hollow.

Jarrod 1:10:12

Yeah, right around that area. He died there. He got hit in his Volkswagen Bug.

Javier 1:10:16

Anyway.

Speaker 2 1:10:17

Wait who.

Jarrod 1:10:18

My grandpa. Okay, this was like 1982, so y'all weren't even alive, but anyway. So my dad said he was in there watching TV and then he heard a gunshot. And then my dad's dad comes in there and he goes that crazy son of a bitch shot himself.

Jarrod 1:10:32

Like his friend was over there and they were drinking and his dad shot all the bullets off and then went to the bathroom, I guess to go pee before he went to bed because it was like in the morning and they were fixing to pass out drunk. And then his friend was there, went in there, grabbed a bullet from the thing and killed himself right there. What the hell? And I was like what the fuck? And then my dad he hated his dad so much he said he seriously contemplated telling the cops that his dad killed him so he'd get away from him that's wild dude.

Tim 1:11:01

That's wild I and I'm more of like not even the guy like doing it to himself, but I'm just like concerned about the floor yeah, but what's funny, so did I have one design. I'm I like I have so much to unpack here. Do you have like a designated area that he wanted? He just was pissed off at all. I don't know honestly.

Jarrod 1:11:17

But what's funny is, growing up, one of my best friends lived in the same house my dad lived. So where my grandma lives, it was Caddy Corner, across the street, and my dad grew up there and then I told my friend I was like you know, someone killed themselves in this house, right? He's like what.

Javier 1:11:33

I told the story he's like fuck man. He's like don't tell me that, was it Danny?

Jarrod 1:11:38

No, it was Felipe Rodriguez.

Speaker 2 1:11:40

Was it that he lived in the house?

Jarrod 1:11:42

Yeah, they lived there after a while.

Tim 1:11:44

Did you tell him like, did you tell him sorry about?

Jarrod 1:11:48

the floor being fucked up because my granddad used to blow it. There should be bullet holes down here. That's my grandpa's fault, that's on him.

Javier 1:11:54

Man, yeah, yeah but it was cool.

Jarrod 1:11:56

I mean not cool, but it was cool.

Speaker 2 1:11:57

Grandpa's. Am I right Crazy?

Jarrod 1:11:59

My grandpa was, like he was a truck driver. So what's weird? I'm weird with numbers. I'm kind of into that spirituality, shit and stuff. So my grandpa was born in 1928, died in 1982. My grandma, she, was born in 1931. She died in 2013. So it's literally just reversed. And then my grandfather died. I want to say I can't remember the exact date, so I'm just going to make dates up, it's. I know it's right around this. Say, my grandfather died March 24th. My grandma was on her deathbed on March 24th and for some reason, my dad was like she ain't going to die that day, she's going to die that's. That's the day my, my dad died and she held on to like six o'clock this morning and then she died the next day, like one day apart.

Javier 1:12:49

It's fucking weird that kind of stuff is kind of crazy.

Jarrod 1:12:51

Yeah, it's like all those synchronicities and stuff. It's just, it's weird it's like doing your birthday dude, like last night, I looked at my phone and, um, I took a screenshot of it.

Tim 1:13:02

You're doing a screenshot of something else too.

Jarrod 1:13:06

So when I look at it, the time was 441. My battery percentage was at 41%. It was 92 degrees outside high of 92, which is obvious. But then, like 11 and 1, it was like so many numbers repeating. I was just like that's creepy. That's got to mean something.

Tim 1:13:22

Yeah, it means that you probably shouldn't have slept and you end up jumping timelines or something.

Jarrod 1:13:27

That's what I'm thinking. Do y'all believe in that shit?

Javier 1:13:30

I don't know, For some reason I always seem to look at the time and it's always 1134. 1134?.

Jarrod 1:13:37

Have you looked up the angel numbers of that?

Javier 1:13:39

1134 upside down is hell.

Jarrod 1:13:42

Okay, have you looked up angel numbers?

Javier 1:13:44

No.

Jarrod 1:13:44

Okay, so let's look up angel numbers.

Javier 1:13:46

It says here you're gay.

Jarrod 1:13:47

Yeah.

Speaker 2 1:13:49

It says you like penis in your butthole. What? How do I word?

Jarrod 1:13:55

that? What does angel number?

Tim 1:14:00

I'm confused. What was it? 1134?

Jarrod 1:14:02

Yeah 1134.

Tim 1:14:03

It's hell. You know, it's weird. I always look at the thing and it says 8008 LESS. That's boobless.

Jarrod 1:14:14

Okay, so angel number 1134 urges you to keep your eyes on the ultimate goal and keep going forward regardless of any setback, until Eugene.

Tim 1:14:22

That's fitting for you.

Javier 1:14:23

Yeah.

Jarrod 1:14:24

So, so, like. For me it's like 11, 11. I see, I look at the clock and then I'll catch 11, 11 a lot and 11 11 supposed to mean your angel numbers.

Tim 1:14:34

It means like you're on the right path the only number that has been reoccurring in my life is 13, 13, just the number 13. Have you looked that up?

Jarrod 1:14:42

no, okay, so what is angel? Number 13 what is angel?

Tim 1:14:47

yeah, I'm curious about this so what?

Jarrod 1:14:52

what it was is? I looked up, um, so it was 441, 41 battery. Later on that night, last night, I was laying in my hammock listening to just my phone. There's certain songs I like to listen to all the time and for some reason the song Saved Me by Jelly Roll. I love that song right now and I was listening to it and for some reason it fucking paused out of nowhere, like I didn't touch it, I didn't do anything, no call or anything. I looked 41 seconds left in the song and and I was like what?

Jarrod 1:15:23

the fuck does 41 mean, and it said basically like your angels are beside you and whether you're happy or sad, or something like that. I was like, okay, whatever, what was the number 13? Yeah, 13, okay, so what does an angel number 13 mean? So angel number 13 is joining this 13.

Jarrod 1:15:37

That's what's going on in the chat angel number 13 signifies positive growth, emphasizing honesty, kindness and the power to shape your future. Stay true to yourself, trust your inner strength and believe in your ability to create a fulfilling path forward I don't want to do any of that shit. Which number tells you have a fucking mission? Which?

Tim 1:15:56

number? Which number says that I get to die screaming and covered in someone else's blood?

Jarrod 1:16:00

uh, that's probably like 19 or something cool, I want that one. What is angel number? Okay, so angel number 41 means, means dirk is gonna number 41 is an assurance that your life will become better if you only believe in yourself and live in an authentic life.

Tim 1:16:17

I think it means dirk's gonna return, dirk's returning to the game. I'm pretty sure that it means that I'm a guardian.

Jarrod 1:16:23

And then this one says the frequent appearance of the angel number 41 in your life denotes that your guardian angels are working with you to achieve everything you hope for.

Tim 1:16:32

I hope for a fucking million dollars, but it doesn't seem to be happening. You got to manifest it. Have you? No, have you done that? No, have you manifested a?

Jarrod 1:16:39

million dollars, not a million dollars, not a million dollars. But I've manifested like I've had days where I just wake up and I feel like I'm gonna sell shit at the mall. I'm like I just know today and then, no shit, I'll sell like two, three hundred dollars worth of shit that day. It's fucking cool. There's a lot of little things like that yeah, I don't believe any of that shit I do I mean, that's good mia khalifa's gonna walk in through that door mia khalifa's gonna walk in through that door.

Jarrod 1:17:01

No, you got to be realistic, no, no no, no, no, no.

Tim 1:17:04

I want to manifest a million dollars.

Jarrod 1:17:05

Okay, start doing it. All you have to do. So basically. So, from what it sounds like, they say that all the timeline shit, they say that there is a timeline where you actually have a million dollars, so you have to find a way to get to that one or whatever. So if you believe in it and everything. Eventually the timelines will shift to where you're in that timeline.

Tim 1:17:24

I've seen Interstellar. Yeah, how do I get to the bookcase?

Jarrod 1:17:31

Or start banging on it. You gotta go out towards Saturn. There's a wormhole out there.

Tim 1:17:36

That's hard to get to. Alright with. That said, that's the show. Everyone's like this guy's fucking weird now.

Jarrod 1:17:42

So I don't give a fuck what you think.

Tim 1:17:45

Of course, we're always thankful that Jared can come last minute to fill in. We knew that Chad was going to be out of town and we just chose not to ask anybody to come.

Jarrod 1:17:54

Literally. This morning, javier texted me while I was getting my lunch ready. He's like hey, do yeah.

Tim 1:18:00

Jared, he lives down the street, so it's easy.

Jarrod 1:18:02

I'm always up for being on here.

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Tim 1:18:03

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Jarrod 1:19:01

I am the official uh social media manager there. So any of the videos you see on Facebook, those are all my work.

Tim 1:19:06

They've been great.

Jarrod 1:19:07

I've enjoyed them I've been trying to. Some days are more like eh, but like some days I'm like that's a fucking banger.

Tim 1:19:15

I've been trying to interact with them as much as I can Hell. Yeah, I his little vlog. You'll probably see us on there at some point.

Jarrod 1:19:22

Oh yeah, I want to have. I want to have all my friends on there.

Tim 1:19:24

So yeah, we're going to, we're going to get on there and uh, yeah. So, anyways, uh, stay good, everybody, I'm, I'm Tim, I'm here.

Jarrod 1:19:30

I'm Jared and we are the fucking better.

Tim 1:19:34

We're saying that Bye.