The Funky Panther
The Funky Panther podcast: Chad, Javier, and Tim deliver high-energy, hilarious banter with random commentary, raunchy humor, and featured guests. Join the fun for an hour-long show that takes you on a refreshing, informative journey through the colorful world of music, news, arts, and entertainment.
The Funky Panther
A Very Funky Halloween
Ever wondered what Halloween would look like through the eyes of a country musician or a mischievous Batman? Join us for this week's episode of the Funky Panther where we transform Halloween into a whimsical country music extravaganza. From imagining adults trick-or-treating to laughing about costume bar-hopping, we usher you into a world where cowboy hats meet candy corn and a crime-free Gotham makes Batman hit the sweets. Our creative musings might even inspire you to craft your own quirky Halloween playlist!
We've also got a lot to say about the art world, including how personal connections can sometimes outweigh market value. Our chat covers everything from the chaos of Banksy shredding his own art to the curious case of Mel B's daughter dipping her toes into an artistic career. With a sprinkle of nostalgia, we fondly remember classics like "Casper" and bring you up to speed on A24’s latest cinematic offerings. Let's not forget our lively banter about the challenges of art investment and the surprising impact of family ties in making or breaking an artist's career.
But wait, there's more! Ever confused Kid Cudi's role in the movie "X"? We've got that covered, too. Travel with us through the eerie narrative twists of "X," "Pearl," and "Maxine." We explore the spooky plotlines, unravel the chilling moments, and chuckle at our own mix-ups. Whether you're here for the cinematic insights or just a hearty laugh, this episode promises a rollercoaster of entertainment, humor, and unexpected revelations.
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Speaker 2:I saw this picture the other day. It popped up and remember all the old, really dumb ads that would try to get you to play a little mini game before they got you to click on the ad. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. So there was this one ad. It's crazy how different our ads have been over the past I don't know 20 years.
Speaker 2:This is like early internet, right, so early 2000s. So it's literally. I think it was osama bin laden sitting down knitting a flag in a rocking chair and then george bush and the other one sitting down and you had to click a red button fast enough to where you're knitting the American flag faster than Saddam or Bin Laden doing his flag or whatever. What happens if you lose 9-11. I don't know, but I'm like this is an ad. This is a real ad. You're probably is what you caused the towers to come down, since we don't do the first 30, because Javier didn't want to do the first 30.
Speaker 4:No no no no, we do the first 30 when there's guests when there's guests.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm saying. I want to go ahead, since I might as well at this point. Right, we're going to kick it off. And before we kick it off much like we did previously, where I had that one song on there we're just going to let this play through, okay? So let me get the volume all the way through before we start, and then it's going to kick in and say get in here and start the show.
Speaker 3:Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, say what. Say what, yeah, tim, chad and Javier are making it hot. Ooh, yeah, that funky beat hit the spot, never gonna stop. Uh-huh, javier's the wild color that life is saying Ooh, bringing laughs and stunts that'll blow your brain. Say what Unpredictable and wild keeps the pace alive. Ooh, yeah, ooh yeah. You never know what he'll do, but it's always a vibe. Come on, tim Twist and K do, but it's always a vibe. Come on tim twisting knobs, making magic in the air. Twist knobs, he's an old knob twister. Javier lighting fires, bringing that crazy flair. Come on, funky panther podcast. You better beware. Funky panther podcast bringing the groove tune in every week. Feel the vibe, make a move. I mean it's not bad.
Speaker 2:It's funky. Fresh is what it is. Talks about me twisting knobs and you've got the blueprint and Javier's just bringing the wild. I don't hate it. I'm here for it.
Speaker 5:Get in here. We've got to start the show. Is this show just about me? We've got to start the show.
Speaker 4:He's got his penis out and he's jacking off in your hands, right. Is that how the song went? Jizzing, and muffins.
Speaker 2:Oh, hello everyone. And shut the fuck up, Javier. We have got a fantastic show for you here on episode 185. We don't really know what we're going to talk about, but probably a little bit of Halloween, because that's right around the corner.
Speaker 4:We have a text thread full of things.
Speaker 5:I think those are. Is that what we're going to talk about? Yeah, I thought they were good.
Speaker 2:You're also, let me get to what I was going to say before you rudely interrupt it. Sorry, but since we don't know what we're going to talk about, you should call text we would love to have you on the air. 817-677-0408. I think we got to turn that feature on what feature you got to turn it where you accept calls with the voice, because right now it just goes straight to voicemail really yeah, no, that can't be right yeah, I'm gonna turn that shit on then, all right, sit back, relax and enjoy.
Speaker 2:Let's get into it.
Speaker 4:I'm chad I'm javier, that's it, and we are the Funky Panther.
Speaker 2:I put it on the interwebs you did.
Speaker 5:I mean yes.
Speaker 2:I'm going to go ahead and take that our voice number straight from off, from straight voicemail. Yeah, do that, do not disturb, is on. I did not realize.
Speaker 1:Well, do that.
Speaker 2:Do not disturb is on. I did not realize. Well, if it's off, if it's on on off, if it's off, I can't talk. It was on, but if it's off, it's going to ring to your phone all the time.
Speaker 3:It's going to annoy you because, all the phone calls that we get.
Speaker 2:So I'll just leave the line open, right, and when we're on air we'll catch that shit, and when we're not, it'll be on. Do not serve, it'll go straight to voicemail and then we'll play your voicemail on air. Yeah, I think that's a good thing, so I started doing some weird stuff today.
Speaker 5:What are you doing?
Speaker 2:I'm pointing so people know what we are and who we are and what we do.
Speaker 5:Why don't you make yourself?
Speaker 2:more centered. I wanted to create some Halloween themed music.
Speaker 4:Trick or treat.
Speaker 2:Because I mean it is.
Speaker 4:Halloween.
Speaker 5:To season's greetings. It's Halloween.
Speaker 2:I just want to get your reaction. Let's see what you think about this. Okay, I'll tell you what the prompt. Want to get your reaction. Let's see what you think about this, okay, okay, I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what the prompt. That's my reaction. Let's see if you can guess the prompt.
Speaker 3:October night, the moon shining bright, whiskey in my hand, feeling all right, decided on a whim and the liquor's glow. Gonna trick or treat, even though I'm grown, knocking on doors without a disguise Neighbors all laugh, he's out of his mind. Candy in my pocket mixin' with beer. Didn't think twice. I had no fear. I'm a grown-ass man trick-or-treatin' tonight, stumblin' through the streets under the porch lights. No costume on, just my foolish grin. Halloween hiccup, let the trouble begin.
Speaker 2:Alright, I think I've got a pretty good idea. I think I've nailed this. By the way, Do you want to go ahead and start?
Speaker 1:Because I know mine is probably correct. What was the question?
Speaker 2:What prop?
Speaker 5:did I use Adult trick-or-treater or child molester?
Speaker 2:trick-or-treater. That's good, see, I like where your direction was going, because that was my exact. He has candy in his pocket and beer in his hand. Not even dressed up as a fucking anything, he's just going around knocking on doors, knocking on doors.
Speaker 1:He doesn't have a bag, so he's putting the candy in his pocket.
Speaker 2:The prompt was Diddy on Halloween, as if he was a country musician. That's it, you won. That was honestly exactly what I put it. I knew it. I knew it. That's diddy, but as a country musician. As a country musician, you got candy in his pocket, lube in his butt. I don't know how that works really, but it was definitely diddy. I should add that to the prop next time. Candy in my pocket? I got a thousand gallons of lube in my butt. What?
Speaker 5:when y'all start talking, I might try to see if I can come up with with a song about a thousand gallons of lube okay and nowhere to go, yeah, yeah, when I walked in, uh, I was telling tim, I was like do you gotta put these songs out like on an album or something like? Ai songs of the funky panther. Yeah, we can.
Speaker 2:We have that thing so I I don't I create a country album. I've got a bunch of halloween inspired country songs. I don't think that there's a maximum to what you can load. Can we just load thousands of songs to the fucking camera? It just depends on how much load you have.
Speaker 5:I mean you're going to need a lot of energy to keep up with that load.
Speaker 2:I mean, we're already paying a yearly subscription to it.
Speaker 1:I don't see why it couldn't hurt. All right, here's the next one, okay, okay.
Speaker 3:The moon was bright above this sleepy town. Had too many shots, everything spinning in a round Another country one.
Speaker 2:Okay, See your vibes.
Speaker 3:This week, tom Fall country Stumbled down the road, bottle in my hand, knocked on Mr Jenkins' door, tried to stand. He said boy, what you think you're doing? Man Told him trick or treating. I'm just working on my tan, drunk and naked, on Halloween night. Neighbors calling cops saying it ain't right. Candy in my bag but no costume inside. Oh, I'm drunk and naked on Halloween night. We've all been there. Yeah, all right, all right. What was the prompt? Halloween?
Speaker 2:night. We've all been there. Yeah, all right. All right. What was the prompt? The prompt was Will Ferrell from old school. On Halloween he's going through the quad Fuck.
Speaker 5:I'm trying to think of other Kenneth Copeland, naked and drunk, asking for donations. That's actually correct. Wow, well done Kenneth Copeland, naked and drunk, asking for donations. How is he not dead?
Speaker 2:How is he not dead? Well, he sold his soul to the devil so he could on the doors and get some candy. I won't.
Speaker 5:God gave me the power.
Speaker 2:All right, so you already know what the theme has been so far. It's been country.
Speaker 5:Hillbilly Halloween.
Speaker 2:All right, so last one, last one.
Speaker 3:When the full moon's rising and the shadows creep In this little town, there ain't no sleep. On Halloween night, we're raising hell With a pocket full of candy and a story to tell. Kids in their costumes are out for the night, but I'm on the prowl looking for a fight. Candy corn in my back pocket, beer in my hand. I'm the toughest dude in this haunted land, kickin' ass, fighting for the candy. Little monsters think they're. Oh so, dandy, I'll take them all with a grin and a sneer Candy corn, brawling and sweetened down beer.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 3:Witches and goblins. They got nothing on me.
Speaker 2:Okay. Yeah, I know these all seem very creepy though, tim. Yeah, I know these all seem very creepy though Tim. I don't know they all sound the same.
Speaker 4:It's all like beer in my hand and candy in my pocket. I don't got a bag and you know, play pocket rocket, some shit. Play pocket rocket.
Speaker 2:All right. So that's a very drunk country Batman who's out trick-or-treating for Halloween but just assumes everyone's a bad guy because they're all dressed up. So he's just like whooping kids' asses. He's just like fucking pile-driving fucking kids as they're trying to trick-or-treat.
Speaker 5:Jeffrey Epstein cruising for underage kids and with beer in his hand, no it was 100% Batman.
Speaker 2:So whenever I was writing the prompt for this, I was envisioning exactly what Chad just said Batman's drunk off his ass, right, because at this point in time, crime has ceased to exist in the land. So what? Do you do so. Batman's bored. So what does he do? Yeah, he gets. He gets fucking blackout wasted. He loved his favorite. His favorite candy is candy corn.
Speaker 5:It's the most underrated candy of the worst candy or the corn it's the worst of the corn. It's the worst candy of the corn.
Speaker 4:It's the worst candy of the corn oh shit, we're in a planet-shaped corn cup now, yeah, and so that's what I envisioned whenever I wrote that prompt.
Speaker 2:That was exactly correct. That was the prompt I created, nailed it but yeah, tonight was all about getting drunk and going trick-or-treating as adults. Because I want to ask a question real quick how long is it and how thick that's exactly? You're on a roll tonight. I'm so impressed. The real question was when is it too old to stop trick-or-treating? When the real question was um, when is it too old to stop trick-or-treating? Uh, like, when do you have to stop? 14? Uh, yeah, about 20 years ago, I think.
Speaker 2:So I remember my mom always like I think, when you're out of high school yeah, I think when you're out of school it's time to hit like uh, nine o'clock and she's like the bigger kids are coming, we can turn off the lights. So she shut the lights off on the front porch. Nobody would show up at the door. Yeah, I was. I was always like I was embarrassed to go trick-or-treating as I got older. I mean, I had a little brother, I had little brothers, right so, like you had a well, I had a reason hang on, hang on.
Speaker 2:Yeah, one of your little brothers is basically the same age as you, yeah, but a year younger in school so my little, brothers, so you take them trick-or-treating yeah come on, little brothers, put on your hoods and let's go trick or treat. No, I think I mean at what point I think it was like 15 or 16 where you're just like, no, I'm done right, I got a job. I could just go buy a bag of candy, like what the fuck am I doing?
Speaker 5:well, if you're alone it's sad. If you're with friends, it's sad. If you're with friends, it's fun Because nobody they're going to call the cops on you If you're alone, with a mask and plain clothes with a pillowcase, asking for candy. Give me a candy.
Speaker 4:Give me a candy. Give me a goddamn candy.
Speaker 2:The real life hack, though, is coming from the chat. Once you have kids, you just steal their candy and they trick-or-treat for you, genius. So you don't have to dress up, you don't have to do anything, you just let them go to the door, and then, when they go to pass out, you start jacking their.
Speaker 2:So where's the line that it's not, uh, strong arm robbery? Like when do you cross that line? Right, right, like I knock on the door, hey, I'd like some candy trick-or-treat, or I don't have any candy give me what do you got?
Speaker 3:give me your goddamn candy, what you?
Speaker 2:got here bitch goddamn limeade. I said give me your goddamn limeade 20 years baby, do you remember your last costume before you went?
Speaker 5:uh, rogue, yeah I mean, we, we still trick-or-treat, but we're we'll go to bar.
Speaker 2:No one trick-or-treat anymore. We go in costume, but we go to bars no one trick-or-treats anymore.
Speaker 2:We go in costume but we go to bars. Okay, hold on. Was the zombie crawl trick-or-treat? Because, essentially, you're walking around everyone's dressed up and you're going bar-to-bar getting drinks. That's the treat, that's our treat, adult treat. I'm going to say that's the last. What I'm saying, like trick-or-treating was zombie crawl. Yeah, I mean, if that counts, then yes, 100%. And I missed the zombie crawl. Oh, me too. I wanted to see I think they were bringing it back and I don't remember where it was and I wanted to say that it was a lot shittier than it used to be, because it used to be huge downtown, oh, or that square in front of the courthouse.
Speaker 2:No, the last time we ended was on Houston Street somewhere I don't know.
Speaker 1:I ended up at the bar and got felt up by a 40-year-old woman in beach costumes.
Speaker 3:It always went to Houston Street.
Speaker 2:It always went to the library. Sometimes it met up where that big yellow Penis no, big Bird's penis the thing was, and remember they came with those trucks from Umbrella that one time, yes, no, big Bird's penis Thing was, and remember they came with those trucks from Umbrella that one time, yes. That was the most cool shit of all time.
Speaker 2:So just to set the stage. For those of you who may not know, fort Worth had a zombie crawl for many years and it was downtown and you would start in one place Everyone's dressed as zombies. You can either come as just like a normal zombie or you can kind of get fun with it like our buddy noel. He was uh, what was big tex?
Speaker 2:because big tex burned down that year so he's a big tech zombie like you could kind of like have some fun with it, the best one. There's two that I think that were the best, and they're both zeus.
Speaker 2:One was whenever he was osama bin laden, right after he got shot, and the other one was zombie, mrs doubtfire, because he just kept going around saying hello, yeah yeah, those are great so we would start in one place and then this whole group of like I'm talking, you know, anywhere between one to three hundred zombie people are going like hopping around bars around downtown, all kind of together, um, and we'd start and end at the same spot. Um, I don't remember what like drink specials or anything where we just like having a good time. I think. I don't. I don't think whatever bars knew yeah, bars knew that we were coming and it was like pretty fucking packed, but um one year. So if you're into the game resident evil, there's this uh company, umbrella corporation, that's supposed to like go out there and they're the ones that created the zombies.
Speaker 2:Right, but they're also like killing the zombies. I don't know right, but they came out like in in basic. There was like a fucking tank Humvees, there was like actual gunners on top of some of these things they look legit, like it looked like we were actually zombies and for a second I got real scared and then realized that we were.
Speaker 5:They're going to kill us.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't know what's happening, but they look like legit, they look like military. We're all going to die. It was pretty fucking awesome.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I guess, post-pandemic I mean, I guess.
Speaker 2:I don't know why they haven't done it again. Like I said, I want to look it up. I want to say that it wasn't Stockyards. Maybe Magnolia somewhere did like a mini one recently, and I don't. By the time I saw it, I think it already happened next year.
Speaker 5:Let's try to plan a zombie crawl. Dude, we could start.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what? What would prevent us from starting it?
Speaker 5:we go talk to bars. It was like 10 bucks, right. Yeah, we talk to bars. How many we can, we can plan yeah and then meet final spot. If we did that on Magnolia, that'd be fun.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 5:I mean it's the perfect place really to have like a crawl because everything's like on that street, right, you know, or I mean it's not. I don't think it's something we can do on South Main.
Speaker 2:No, no, magnolia is going to be the spot. Yeah, the only problem is Magnolia's got a lot of small bars. But I don't think we're going to have hundreds of people.
Speaker 5:I don't know. Man Remember those crawls. Those crawls were pretty big.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but they happened over time. We're not going to have that big of a crawl.
Speaker 5:Look, if we push early, I think we can get a good crowd like that. I love that idea. If we push early, I think we can get a good crowd like that.
Speaker 2:I love that idea. I don't see why we couldn't do something like that.
Speaker 5:I mean, we got enough time to plan.
Speaker 2:We got a year. You know. I'm at the age now where I'm always like man, someone should do that. And I'm like why the fuck don't we just do it Like there's no reason, for we could do anything? You were talking about putting together a music festival the other day like we could literally do anything we want to do. Why the fuck not? We used to cross pretty tiny when we started this.
Speaker 5:Our motivation was that that was what we were trying to do right create events and do fun things and meet cool people, yeah and we were doing that right and we still, you know, still do it. I mean cooler people, not to say that everyone that we've whoa, you know, interviewed whoa, we've interviewed a lot of cool people, speaking of which Dustin Massey.
Speaker 2:Congratulations on your, your baby that's, um, that was such a what you just said there. You need to apologize to a lot more people. No, in fact, I think in the next episode we're gonna have to have an Javier apology we're due for an apology from you no we're not dude. You say some stupid shit and I think that we're.
Speaker 5:It's been a minute, I mean I can say anything about 9-11 now.
Speaker 4:The time has passed.
Speaker 2:It's been 23 years. I think we're fine. What else did you have, tim? That's all I had with the country music, oh, okay.
Speaker 5:While you're talking, I'm working on a prompt right now to give you one song, gotcha. One more song, one javier. What have you been up to this past week, man? Uh, let's see. Uh, of course, art scoggle was, this weekend, a lot of fun. I didn't go um, I was taking care of a cat a lot of fun. Great time didn't show up no, uh, I was taking care of artemis. Artemis had surgery to cut his balls off, and so I didn't want to leave him at home by himself he was fine, though, right I mean, he was loopy.
Speaker 5:I.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah, because of the drugs, but he was fine though, right.
Speaker 5:Yeah, but I mean I love my pets enough to where I will stay and take care of them and watch them.
Speaker 2:What did you really do this weekend? That's what I did. You just stared at your cat yeah, for 48 hours.
Speaker 5:Yeah, saturday and Sunday. Yeah, that's all, huh, okay, yeah, I didn't do, I was just at home. We had a bye week. I was in play. Yeah, that's true um, watched tammy, finally watched the godfather, and, uh, that was on a sunday, on sunday, but that's it. We just stayed and watched the cat sounds nice yeah, I mean, I look, I I love my pets very much like I you know what are you saying about tim and I?
Speaker 2:because I feel like you're saying I'm just saying they're shitty pet owners y'all do not love your pets like you're hearing. This time he's basically calling us shitty pet owners. No, I, I heard that he's like yeah, I agree, yeah, he's right he's not wrong.
Speaker 5:Uh, no, um. But I mean, I really didn't. I I really wanted to go to art scowl because there was a lot of stuff I wanted to go by. Did, did, um, um, uh, what's his name? Dustin doesn't have his.
Speaker 2:Uh, no, no no, he wasn't there. I hit him up and he was actually out hunting, or or yeah, cleared out hogs at the lease or something like that. So he didn't actually end up even going.
Speaker 4:But yeah, I walked.
Speaker 2:Man, it was way longer than it usually is. It was basically all the way to Maine and all the way to Baylor. Like they didn't even set up the stages on both ends of the road, they set them kind of on side streets because the tents went all the way down. It was crazy.
Speaker 5:Was it last year, where it also we weren't out there the year before that, Not last year, the year before where it stretched all the way to South Main. That's where the end the last stage was Was it like I mean.
Speaker 2:But there was no stage. Yeah, because they were on side streets. But yeah, it was stupid long. And so I remember I mean we walked both sides of it probably twice and I was looking for Dustin both times. I'm like both sides of it probably twice and I was looking for dustin both times like where the fuck is this guy. So finally I was texting him and he was in the stick so he couldn't like text back until the next day because he didn't have service.
Speaker 2:But yeah, I was looking for his booth and he didn't have it either and I was upset yeah, I wanted to buy.
Speaker 5:I want to buy another picture. You were there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was there oh cool, I was there. Nice, I went there, okay, okay, I walked, I bought one thing.
Speaker 5:Oh, so you didn't fly this time. That's very strange.
Speaker 2:I know it's very strange. I was not on my broom like normal. I bought something, though What'd you?
Speaker 4:buy.
Speaker 2:I bought a hat. I bought a hat from Morgan Mercantile. That was the only shop that I bought. There was a lot of art. Did you see the like? It was almost like screen printed posters and stuff that. There was a couple of artists that had seemed really cool. There was one like with some space stuff.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, I wanted to buy some of that stuff, but you know, I really don't have the, I don't have the. I don't have the funds to just be frivolously buying art, right, unless it's going to make me money. Okay. So the question is how do I make money by buying art? You buy the right art, but how do you know it's the right art? What if it's not? You spend all your money on this art that you only like, but nobody else likes it, and it just sits in your house and that's it, yeah.
Speaker 5:I want to talk about art real quick.
Speaker 2:Is that the?
Speaker 5:concept of art. Yeah, if you understand the art, then it's between you and the art, the artist also. But you know, you're, you're translating into your own mind it's not meant to be.
Speaker 2:I mean, you got to be rich to go for something that's already worth a lot of money.
Speaker 3:It's only going to be trying to get a monet I think, it's pretty
Speaker 2:no, you haven't.
Speaker 5:You lion's act of shit there's a, a documentary bbc's gonna start doing.
Speaker 5:I saw the trailer for it today bbc standing for big black cocks okay um, so it's about uh, nepotism, nepo babies and um, mel b, scary spice, her daughter is doing like painting and she's testing to see if, like her art gets more, like hits or like sells quicker because of her relationship with her mom. And so the trailer's like, yeah, there is a nepo baby problem. I want to explore it like I want to see what advantages I have compared to other people and it looks very interesting in itself.
Speaker 2:I mean yes absolutely is that?
Speaker 5:would you consider that meta?
Speaker 2:is that yeah, yeah it's kind of like a meta art. Have you ever seen the documentary? I'm pretty sure it's exit through the gift shop. Um, no, okay, there was two documentaries art documentaries that I watched and were coming out around the same time. I'm pretty sure it was exit through the gift shop. It was a banksy um documentary, but essentially spoiler, I'm going to tell you exactly what happens.
Speaker 2:But essentially what happens is there's this, there's this guy that, um, I guess I forgot the whole premise exactly, but essentially they, they, this guy thinks that he could be banksy. He's like I could do that, right, and he started doing like these screen prints and then he just threw like fifty thousand dollars to this art exhibition and so people just assumed he was big because he already had, like this huge fucking thing happening and so, like, he's pouring money into this thing and it becomes huge because people just assume he's good, because he's got this money behind it. Um, and then he just takes off and so essentially, he's selling these prints, which they're unlimited. You know, you could, you could. Essentially, he's selling these prints which they're unlimited. You know what I mean. You could print as many of these prints as you want. Like I don't even think that he had them as like numbered editions or anything like that, and he's selling for hundreds, some thousands of dollars, just making all this fucking money, and he's not even an artist Like he just like I want this on top of that, on top of that Yep, screen, print it, let's this on top of that, on top of that yep screen print it, let's go.
Speaker 2:And it was ridiculous, but it was very similar to that where it was initially supposed to be this thought of like anyone could do it, but then he does do it and then he gets all like head, like his head is so big because he's this artist. Now it's pretty wild. Yeah, I, I need to. I need to watch it again I'm gonna check that out.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I think just the fact that, uh, what was that? Tim Tim, what's up?
Speaker 2:Nothing, I'm listening, I'm just going to chime in whenever you're done.
Speaker 5:I love that kind of shit. Well, speaking of Banksy, the whole situation with that frame picture of his that sold at Sotheby's.
Speaker 2:Oh, the one that shredded.
Speaker 5:And I just think that's the most genius shit. But also they, they were saying that after the fact like it's worth more, like it's worth more after that they're saying that banksy's been named is his name, they got.
Speaker 2:His real name is out there. They couldn't just keep it private because he was in some sort of lawsuit is his name ronald goldfarb I don't, I didn't look and see what his actual name is Is it Jay-Z? It's Sean Puffy Cone.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, so you're saying I'm a fan of Puffy. I think you've always been a fan of Puffy until now. I mean, yeah, so the guy that he created and it is Exit Through the Gift Shop his name was even Mr Brainwash. They're trying to go for the most ridiculous shit and it like actually fucking worked. It's so, and it's a Banksy film, like Banksy put it together.
Speaker 5:Really, yeah, wow, it was really really good. I'm going to have to check that out. Yeah, what's it on?
Speaker 2:It used to be on Netflix, like early Netflix.
Speaker 4:I'm assuming it's still out there for free watching that. We watched casper the other night. How long has it been since you've seen casper the friendly?
Speaker 2:ghost, the friendly ghost. Uh, the friendly ghost. Casper, hi, I'm a friendly ghost, I don't know. Like, uh, fucking high school did they make a new one I don't know but the original one's like what? From the 90s?
Speaker 5:yeah, 95, so we saw it last night. As a matter of fact, I didn't realize how many cameos it had in it, like quick cameos really yeah, uh, dan akroyd as a ghostbuster was in it nah, yeah he's like who you gonna? He's running out of hours, he's like who you gonna call somebody else and he just keeps running. And uh, clint eastwood's got a cameo, mel gibson's got a cameo, you know, but again it's like quick, is it good?
Speaker 1:it's being a cameo.
Speaker 5:Mel Gibson's got a cameo, but again it's like quick, is it good? It's being a grown up? Watching Casper, I was like this is it's like this movie was meant for kids, because there's a scene spoiler alert Christina Ricci's dad dies in the movie because he gets drunk and he's sad and he falls into a pit and they have this magic sauce that they put in the machine and the ghost goes in the machine and he comes out. His body's like whatever. And I asked tammy. I was like so wait, there's a dead body at a in this construction hole and the ghost now is.
Speaker 5:So is there like two bodies? Is there two bodies like just a dead man, dead man. And now you got this like ghost. What? What do you do? What's? You can't make sense of cash. And she's like that's, this isn't the point of the fucking movie, it's not. You know, adults try to solve, solve this issue. And then, uh, what christy's saying? Uh, devin sawa. I was telling Tammy, I was like it took me. I didn't realize the kid from Final Destination is human. Casper, like whenever he becomes a human for like 20 minutes.
Speaker 2:I'm going to have to watch it. It's been so long, it's been 20 plus years.
Speaker 5:Another thing I was talking to Tammy about Little Giants. Same kid, devin Sawa Casper, final Destination. Destination is the main kid, not the hot chick. I mean, when we were growing up it was pretty. You know, you had these crushes on these, you know people, but oh, that guy yeah, yeah, yeah and it's just like funny, it's funny nice and also, uh gee, germaine from the mighty ducks isn't casper, I was like it's gee gee, germain, and you know timmy's like who's like oh yeah, no one else.
Speaker 2:So, tim, what'd you do this weekend? I went to, uh, I went to arts goggle okay and honestly, that's about it.
Speaker 2:So I'll tell you I worked friday and saturday or something, right? Yeah, dude, I'm, I'm just working a bunch. Um, that's why the episode's been getting dropped kind of late. Yeah, sorry, everyone, tim's dropping the ball yet again. Yeah, it's just because I'm trying to work. This is a busy time of the year for me, that's what you said. In January, february, that's the other busy time because that's the Stock Show Rodeo. So this is all football season stuff going on right now. So I'm doing a lot of the high school football games, working, working, working that, and then, uh, you know, stock show rodeo come. Stock show rodeo comes, uh, comes to town, and so I do that as well. So it's just, you know busy times, but you and mtm baby making that money, that's what I say I've always been saying that.
Speaker 3:You've been saying that money very long time.
Speaker 2:So I um after arts goggle we were. We were trying to figure out where we're gonna eat it and we had talked about maybe we'll eat somewhere on Magnolia. No, we're not going to do that. We're going to end up having to wait forever.
Speaker 3:Right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean there's just tons of people around. So I'm sitting there trying to go through. Where are we going to go? Where are we going to go? So I was originally going to go to the woodshed.
Speaker 5:I don't know if you've been went in the spring this year.
Speaker 2:Yeah. So I mean it was nice out that day on Arts Goggle Day, and so we drove over there and packed I mean cars lined down the street all going to the woodshed. So we skipped that and we went to an old favorite.
Speaker 3:Charleston.
Speaker 2:Griff's. Oh, went to Charleston's Got a prime rib yeah.
Speaker 3:Oh, fuck griffs.
Speaker 2:oh, went to charleston's, got a prime rib yeah, that's, that's javier and tammy's favorite thing to do. That's their spot. So what do I do? I sent it. I sent a picture to javier and tammy and said this could be us, but you'll, but you'd be playing. Um, it was fantastic, as always. Uh drink. I had a. I had this uh gin drink. That was pretty tasty. It kind of hit the spot after being outside all day.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It was nice, light and refreshing, so it was good, it was fun, just to kind of it was like an impromptu date.
Speaker 3:Nice.
Speaker 2:We went to Art's Goggle and then, after Art's Goggle, we went and had dinner and then we came home and we watched have you seen the A24 movie X no, okay. Or Max the a24 movie x no, okay. Or maxine no. Or pearl I've seen them pop up a lot but no, I've not seen any of those holy crap. Okay, so you know you know, about a24, right? Yeah they're.
Speaker 5:They're known for their, their yeah, they did civil war they did civil war they did um uh midsummer um any art house type movie that's been released in the past, like six years, has been A24. A24.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the one before that that I watched was Green Room, which is one of Chase's favorite movies.
Speaker 3:Which one?
Speaker 2:Green Room.
Speaker 5:Showgirls Okay.
Speaker 2:Showgirls yeah, that one's scary. X isn't scary, maxine's not scary, but it is fucked.
Speaker 5:Kid Cudi's in X right.
Speaker 2:I don't think Tim knows what Kid Cudi looks like. You have no idea. I know who Kid Cudi is. I couldn't tell you what he does. He's a kid and he cuddies a lot.
Speaker 5:He'd be in that Cudi baby. I know he's a musician right yeah, producer Rapper.
Speaker 1:He produces too. I thought he produced a little bit.
Speaker 2:Maybe I don't know he could be in that. Uh, I would recommend watching it though. So it's x, then pearl, then maxine. Okay, pearl's supposed to be the prequel to x and then maxine is just the sequel, basically, to x, but they released it in that order and I ended up watching x, then maxine and then I'm gonna watch pearl, but it dude, it's, it's fucked up. It is a fucked up movie like gory, fucked up gory, gory, and then the story is fucked up and yes, and x and maxine I did see.
Speaker 5:Uh, somebody posted the end credits to pearl and it's just her smiling and holding that smile as the credits are rolling. That's creepy and then she's like like a tear.
Speaker 2:So I'm not going to give away like everything about x, but it's about um. So these girls are strippers in texas, uh, down in houston, and there's a guy that I think is like the he's like the manager of the strip club or whatever, but he wants to make a movie, you know, an adult movie, yeah, and they're gonna be adult actresses and so instead, of it's got jenna ortega yeah, instead of doing the film um in houston, in that county where, like they'd be hit with all these charges and stuff, they decide they're gonna go out to the middle of nowhere.
Speaker 2:He had already pre-arranged through this you know this guy who owned this bunkhouse. It's gonna be like 30 a night kind of thing. So he's gonna rent this bunkhouse and they're gonna shoot on the farm, unbeknownst to the people who own the the place, and it just spirals completely out of control from there black guy right the guy that owns the place yeah, no, no.
Speaker 5:The guy the manager no, no, no okay I was gonna say that's kid cuddy the black guy okay, so the black guy's kid cuddy the movie?
Speaker 2:okay, yeah, he's one. He's one of the actors. He's one of the porn actors. He's in the movie. Okay, yeah, he's one of the porn actors. He's not the manager. Sounds about right, dude. He walks up to the door. There's a scene where he walks up to the door because the owner of the farm is looking for his wife and he walks up to the door and he just opens the door nude and you're talking like. He's got a hammer Hanging down to the knee.
Speaker 4:Hell yeah.
Speaker 2:I mean, all you see is a silhouette. I don't know if that Hell yeah, baby, I don't know if that was real or not, but he be cutty, you know. Good on him. Yeah, good on him. Caught me off guard. Was not expecting that, was like okay, no, it's a good movie Again. It's really fucked up, though, so we've been trying to watch some of the scary movies Watched Alien, romulus.
Speaker 5:How was that?
Speaker 2:I enjoyed it. It's not the best Alien. I think Jesse's a fan of the second one Aliens. I like the first one. Aliens is really good but it's decent. It kind of plays a little homage back to prometheus a little bit and um, it steps back in like the old, one of the old ships from aliens. So you have like some of that retro vibe. That's good. It's worth a watch if you like the franchise did you ever watch prey?
Speaker 2:yes, so I've seen, I've seen pretty much, I think, all the alien movies alien alien versus predator, all the predator movies um prometheus, and then, yeah, I've seen prey so like when, when is it?
Speaker 5:when do you start watching those scary movies? Because I know everybody feels different about like halloween, situations like when do you start putting out decorations, when do you start getting pumpkins?
Speaker 2:I like to watch horror movies year round. Jesse's not a big horror movie fan and so and then I don't end up watching them really that often. But halloween I kind of that's her compromise she starts to watch them yeah and so usually right around, you know, the first week of october, we kind of kick it off okay now we start putting out fall decorations. Not how? Not halloween stuff?
Speaker 5:she's putting out fall, but your house smells lovely by the way. I walked in.
Speaker 2:I'm like man, this smells really nice. That's a carpet man. Tiktok shop.
Speaker 4:Yeah, man, tiktok shop has been ruining my life.
Speaker 2:It got me again. I got the Echo Beaters because you know Right, echo Beaners, echo Beaners.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he told us about this last week Beaters. Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:They're wife lovers is what they call them, because they don't call them wife beaters anymore. Yeah, so I've got those those little men's shapewear action going on, and then cool this uh carpet powder stuff that you put down. It's supposed to make your house smell like a million bucks, and it does smell really good so I want to get into this after we're done.
Speaker 2:We're talking about what we did, because that it's a really I've been buying a lot of stuff on tiktok shop like a lot I bought ghost energy drink off there because they were running some sort of special if you you haven't.
Speaker 1:Do you like grape?
Speaker 2:soda. Yeah sure You've got to get the ghost Welch's flavor, if you can find it. It tastes like grape soda. It's delicious. Get it. I found it on TikTok shop. If you don't get it. You love Bin Laden, Y'all buy way too much shit on TikTok shop.
Speaker 5:Man, I need to put myself on a budget.
Speaker 2:I've literally never purchased anything off TikTok. Oh really no.
Speaker 5:Goddamn. Anyways, what else did you do I?
Speaker 2:mean, that's pretty much it.
Speaker 5:Okay, chad how was your week and how was the wrestling? The wrestling was great, great uh, so you ended up going. Oh good for you, didn't?
Speaker 2:stay for the entire thing? Uh, because we were hungry and we hadn't eaten. So, uh, g met me up there. We drank some beers. Uh, watched, um a handful of the matches it was. It was great, pretty good show out. Um, man, it was loud too. I mean, I guess it's because the metal awning outside just kind of like resonate some of that sound off the you know, uh, whatever ground. Yeah, but it was so loud and some of those hits just sounded. Where do they? Where do they do it at smart house, out out back, like where they have musicians like you know that big awning?
Speaker 2:area yeah they had it out there a lot of people, a lot of fun. Uh, yeah, it was a good time went there, went back to los guapos, um, I haven't been yet.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, I haven't been yet so good.
Speaker 2:I think they have the best, uh, barria tacos in fort worth probably, and I love calisiense and I know she's still doing some pop-ups. But man, these tacos are like thick. They're not just like cheese, a little bit of meat. These are meaty fucking tacos. And then the consomme is really really like spiced perfectly and they do like lamb or beef. So this place is connected with was Cali Science.
Speaker 5:No, it was Guapo. Oh okay, Guapo, right, I'm just saying like no it was connected with Mariachi at one point.
Speaker 3:Oh, okay, so remember when we went to Mariachi.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:So they did the thing on.
Speaker 2:Canton Buoy. He continued to take over the gas station.
Speaker 5:He was actually going to do something else, but it was his own thing.
Speaker 2:And then he did something. Yeah, oh, okay. Gotcha he just continued with the gas station, and then this is just now him doing his own brick and mortar. Yeah yeah, the food's great. I mean he's already established. It's right next door to Velvet Taco. It was still pretty packed. They got a nice little patio on the back because it used to be barbecue or something. I never went there, well because it was fanboys.
Speaker 5:It used to be opahs too, right yeah, but they put a patio area in the back with a TV because they were showing sports and stuff like that. But it looks nice, do you think it's going?
Speaker 2:to take business away from Velvet.
Speaker 1:I hope so.
Speaker 2:I really hope so. Look, I love Velvet Taco, I think for what it is it's good. It's like a Torchy's or something like that. It's fine but, yes, absolutely Like they had. The whole patio was filled with people Really and inside was empty because everyone was like hanging on the patio, but the patio was completely full. So what if Velvet's, just like this location, is not good for us anymore? He takes over that spot too, breaks down the wall, opens up, has a nice big restaurant there's no wall there's a parking lot.
Speaker 2:That's oh, is it okay? I thought they were right next to each other. Yeah, so it's like uh, what is the bar is abby pub abby pub abby pub uh los guapos parking lot oh okay yeah, I'm falling, yeah, yeah, I got, um, yeah, so we went there and then we went over to hatter and kind of finished the night there. Um, the next day went to arts goggle, walked it for hours. It was pretty, pretty hot.
Speaker 1:What time did you go?
Speaker 2:late. Yeah, we got there around um close like five. Yeah, we got there around like two or three. I think we left around six or so. Um, we started off at gustos surprise I didn't see you yeah, me too.
Speaker 2:I mean, um, there was not that many people there. There's a fucked up people there. There was a fuck ton of people there Went to Gusto's Amazing, as always. Got to see those guys and then a lot of people were hanging out at Gusto's. It was kind of nice. Everyone's like, hey, congratulations on the engagement. I'm like, oh shit, cool, Appreciate you. But it was, yeah, it was nice. And then we went to and if and if you haven't been to Gusto's still think it's one of the best burgers, if not the best burger, in Fort Worth. We had them on what is it about? Like eight, nine, ten episodes ago, like early summer and Johnny's fantastic and it was great. But yeah, the Gusto's burger, Gusto style tots, and then their jalapeno poppers are fucking great.
Speaker 5:I still haven't had their jalapeno poppers. Oh man, they're really good and they got this like the bacon's, got like the. It's like honey, the honey dip that they have.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Instead of getting the ranch.
Speaker 5:Yeah, yeah, it's like a yeah, it's a sweet dip, yeah but it tastes like you know how fresh honey has got like a gritty kind of feel. It's perfect. I hear they had a menu for arts. Go like a fast order menu.
Speaker 2:A lot of the restaurants were doing that. Yeah, um, they did that last year, like we went and ate at um shaw's. Yeah, and they had like four like four or five items and that was it. Yeah, johnny's out there slinging burgers on the patio and so you could walk up, pay for it and go. Yeah, we want to sit inside and hang out because it was hotter than shit. We just kind of want a little bit of ac action. But uh, yeah, they were.
Speaker 5:They were slinging burgers like nobody's business there was a lot of love on reddit for uh gustos, like they were saying like man, people were like man. I spent like 24 bucks on pretzel bites and then somebody commented well, you could have gotten two burgers, two bags of chips and two drinks for 24 bucks yeah you could have like, instead of getting tots at the goddamn you just had to walk a little bit further down walk a little further to save a lot more you know, but um, I'm really glad there we went me and sammy went a couple weeks ago whenever she cut my hair and um, I ran into jonathan over there, lovely awesome
Speaker 2:man, I can't speak any other, that might be the, that might be where I grab something, uh, sometime this weekend, if I have, if I ever have a chance, I go to gustos like if it, if it's me alone and I'm just gonna sit real quick and eat a burger.
Speaker 5:Gustos is where it's.
Speaker 2:I just want to say that this episode is not sponsored by gustos we just like it that much um, because I mean, it honestly sounds like we're doing like a mid-roll right now for Gusto's and we definitely aren't.
Speaker 2:We're just a big fan of the establishment and the people there so yeah, from the chat, gusto's hits the g-spot it sure does, baby so, yeah, we went to Gusto's uh walked around, saw some of the musicians, saw Cassandra um saw Tammy uh in front of the shop um saw Andrew Fort Worth Roops. He had like a really nice little setup and he had some announcements and things like that going off. So that was really neat. Saw some artists end up buying two things. Sarah found this really cool. Like there was. There was these girls that were making like like band shirts, you know, like they not, yeah, no, I got you.
Speaker 2:You know like the fight him at the thrift shop or whatever and they're cutting them and putting them on like um plaid shirts and then they do some like acid wash to it or like okay, they were making it right there no, but they had made them all like and uh, sarish fell in love with this tool one, of course, and it looked great, it was cool. And then I found this one.
Speaker 2:There was this guy that was doing a lot of like wood art but, like, some of them look like spirals, and they were kind of like I don't know, they were crazy burned wood or like chiseled wood it was just like it's like he took a shit ton of like really thin wood and put it on top of each other as layered and so it's very like contoured and and yeah, it was really neat and so got a little piece from him, which is really neat. Cool. Saw Jonah Copeland.
Speaker 5:Oh, wow. How's he doing? He's doing well. Has he not aged? Because it seems like he's a vampire? He is a vampire. It was midday, but he is a vampire.
Speaker 2:He's doing great. Did y'all sing about snakes? No, how they're coming to get your mind.
Speaker 5:I band together, have you heard of a band called bleeding lightly. Bleeding lightly I mean leading blindly you suck at shit uh yeah, and then g met up with us and we hung out.
Speaker 2:But that was better, that's a good band name, bleeding lightly bleeding blindly was a fantastic name for a band. Just you know it was.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean, I'm just saying bleeding lightly is pretty good for your type of music yeah, new, bleeding lightly yes we were gonna go back, like we we went home and we were gonna because we had to let the dogs out and we're gonna go back out because I wanted to go to, um, ernie's thing at tulips or loadout um, and so that was a plan. But by the time we got home we were like fucking exhausted. Yeah, they were like, all right, let's just order pizza and not go back dude.
Speaker 5:I mean the walking in the heat is kind of just it wears on you, especially being old men, that we are, that's how it was at ACL.
Speaker 2:We worked through the whole day. I felt like we worked the whole day right.
Speaker 1:We walked like seven miles. At the end of the day, you're just like tired, yeah, so we were done and I think that was about it.
Speaker 2:I'm sure we did some stuff Sunday, but yeah, it was fun, it was a good weekend. There is something I didn't mention. So on the 10th you did bleed lightly, I did bleed lightly. On the 10th I actually went to Tim.
Speaker 5:I think you had your period I did.
Speaker 2:I went to a show by myself. I don't normally go to concerts by myself I went to a concert by myself lance wasn't able to. He had to go. You know deal with stuff over in california and so I went to see um ozone ozone.
Speaker 2:Um, they opened up for, um, this band called dying wish. Dying wish was the headliner. Um, I'm gonna tell you this, every single band that got up they like mentioned like give it up for you know, give it up for this band, give it up for this band, whatever. And then every single one was like I mean, it was like they kicked it up a notch just for Ozone when they started talking about Ozone. So Fort Worth's very own Making Ways, joe Kelly, kelly's Onion Burgers, front man for a hardcore band, ozone Fort Worth.
Speaker 1:How many times have you seen ozone?
Speaker 3:no, uh man quite a few times, probably like five or six times yeah, here recently.
Speaker 2:I mean I'd seen them previously, you know a few years ago, um, but really been seeing them a lot more and they're just they keep getting better and they keep uh, you know, going up there. But yeah, I drove to dallas and went by myself, which was way out of my comfort zone. Yeah, I don't normally do that.
Speaker 5:That's good. It's always good. It's like whenever it had to be like maybe 15 years ago. I was in a point in my life where I was very sad and depressed and I would go to Olive Garden by myself, and so I'd go every day.
Speaker 2:Every day.
Speaker 5:Every day and I'd go and I'd order the same thing every day, every day, and I'd go and I'd order the same thing. And I wondered I'm like, are these waitresses? Do they think I'm just gonna?
Speaker 2:kill myself, because was there a cute waitress there? No, was there a cute waitress there?
Speaker 5:no no, if there was, and she would probably would have been like were you trying to make some girls, your family there at olive? Garden. Yes, because when you're there, your family all right.
Speaker 2:So let me ask you were you ordering the the tour of Italy every time? No, I just buttered noodles.
Speaker 5:Shit the fuck. Buttered noodles and a side of salad.
Speaker 2:Can I tell you something Honestly? I've been to Olive Garden many times over the years it hits but I've only ever ordered pasta. Maybe three times, Say I've been 40 times.
Speaker 5:I think I've only ordered pasta. What do you order, kids?
Speaker 2:meal burger.
Speaker 5:I do the soup and salad almost every fucking time so let's, let's, let's say that's not, that's a good fucking let's talk about our our order at at olive garden real quick.
Speaker 4:Well hold on, because you made pasta. Yeah, speaking of pasta by the way.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you made pasta, that's what I did yeah, from the chat. Thanks for the reminder. I had had my parents over and we made some pasta from scratch. I used the last bit of the Parmesan that I got from Italy.
Speaker 5:Oh nice.
Speaker 2:And some prosciutto.
Speaker 1:You're doing too much, man, it was good.
Speaker 2:Let me ask you though so we got your order from whatever the pasta place is and I can make a zuppa toscana exactly like Olive Garden, and it is also Alright. Whenever you do this, what's your order? I feel like you're appropriating Italian culture, right now Italian.
Speaker 1:I don't know how I feel about this.
Speaker 2:Okay, at least I said gobble-goo. This motherfucker said gobble-goo more than anybody right now he's closer to being Italian than you are. That's true Just because he's brownish.
Speaker 5:You can't say that my order it's usually baked ziti, five cheese baked ziti al formo.
Speaker 2:I like how you look so concerned when you said that yeah baked ziti.
Speaker 1:That's my order. Yeah, really yeah usually baked ziti.
Speaker 2:Every once in a while I feel a little fettuccine action. Yeah, a little fettuccine action. Yeah, a little fettuccine, alfredo.
Speaker 5:Whenever I would go by myself, I would get linguine with marinara sauce.
Speaker 2:How many breadsticks were you eating at this time?
Speaker 5:Fuck me, I was eating like six, six and I'd eat the whole salad. He's not sad.
Speaker 2:He's bulking. Yeah, it's bulking season.
Speaker 5:This is my not sad. He's bulking. Yeah, it's bulking season, my bulking phase right now yeah, but it's good, dude, like I think we were me and tammy were talking about what we're gonna eat one time and I made a joke olive garden and she's like okay people shit all over like corporate chain restaurants a lot.
Speaker 2:I was telling jesse the other day he's like I kind of want to, I kind of want to go cheesecake factory oh, I'm not gonna lie one place that is constantly solid and I never go. I think I've been to the one. How long has it been in Fort Worth Like?
Speaker 5:10 years no it's not, there's no way.
Speaker 4:The one downtown yeah.
Speaker 2:It's gone.
Speaker 4:I don't think it's been there.
Speaker 5:There's no way. The one across the crosswalk, no I out. If that, I've probably been there like three times and every time it is amazing Tammy's never gone.
Speaker 2:How they have a hundred items on a menu beats me what's crazy though, and I think this is the reason it prevents me from going every item on that menu $20 shows the calories and there's not a single one that is less than your full days a lot they're all weak because because, it's like a. It's a plate.
Speaker 1:You know the size of like you know, and then you're gonna get the 1300 calorie cheesecake, because why the fuck not?
Speaker 5:yeah, and then you're gonna die okay, so I don't go to cheese, so confirm, yes, it's still there.
Speaker 2:Thank you, jamie yeah, I knew it was still there um what's your order.
Speaker 5:So you, you do order, yeah I do the baked ziti.
Speaker 2:That's usually what I get, and chad, you just order the five cheese.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I do the baked ziti, that's usually what I get and Chad you just get the soup and salad.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and I'll add some cheese to it. I tell him when to stop and a lot of times I just don't. Yeah, zuppa to scanna and what's the other one.
Speaker 3:He's sitting there the whole meal.
Speaker 2:He's like, sir, I'd like to I have more cheese. The chicken or something in gnocchi, and then the Zuppa Toscana. Zuppa Toscana is the only one I go for.
Speaker 3:Oh, they're so good, I dip my bread in it, of course. Yeah, it's unlimited bread.
Speaker 2:I don't do the red one. What's a red one? I don't know, I've never fucking got it. It's like shit sounds too much like give me the creamy soups and that sounds too much like uh, women's problems god damn it, we're gonna be that podcast we hate, women, women don't, you don't like the red soup because it's called minestrone and it reminds you of female problems yeah jesus christ please clip that, clip that wow okay, all right, all right, ch up with. Why do you look?
Speaker 5:like Michael Keaton in Birdman. That's what it is. That's what it is. Yeah, I can see it. That's the goatee. Why the goatee? Look at the camera. Look into the camera. Look at that he looks like Michael Keaton. We're going to edit it.
Speaker 2:put side by side of Birdman, I had to shave my beard. I got to do it tonight too. I had to grow my beard out. Then I had to shave it because I had to work on an actual ambulance and all that stuff.
Speaker 5:Christy, it's pasta and veggies, not blood. Herbie said he man, woman haters club.
Speaker 2:I'm afraid it's going to encourage the bears to come.
Speaker 4:Not the bears. Did you hear that, Ron the bears?
Speaker 2:I had to shave. I was just like I've never done this, and so I did the goatee. And then one of my friends at work Do you think you'll do it again.
Speaker 2:Do you think I'll do it again? No, I'm going to go back to the mustache. Yeah, good call. But she pulls up this picture from it's like some animated I can't remember what movie. It is One of the Pixar movies. Movie is one of the pixar movies. Uh uh, toy story, but one of the other toy stories. There's a character I was wearing like this red shirt at work and I had a black undershirt and it's goatee and she's like pulls this up and I'm like, fuck you so yeah it's going.
Speaker 2:It's going away tonight, okay, good good, um, you had something.
Speaker 5:Yeah, you had something.
Speaker 2:No, tim, you had a gas thing, and then we can like okay I want to get into that before we get into halloween? Sure, let me ask, let me ask you all this question.
Speaker 5:Okay, when you go to get gas, you pay attention how much you're paying yes, but only because I had to put my phone number in for my uh discount but you're only getting gas at where 7-eleven yeah, so you're 7-eleven guy, okay, ch-eleven, yeah, so you're a 7-Eleven guy.
Speaker 2:Okay, chad, I couldn't remember. I mean, I've looked at it as I'm driving down the highway. I'm like, oh, $359, whatever it is.
Speaker 1:I was like, oh, that's a lot $259. $259, that seems low $359
Speaker 5:is a lot.
Speaker 2:That's like California prices. Yeah, so I drove by the other day. I remember driving by the other day and this is such an old person thing to do, but I drove past a QT I can't remember which one it was and I was like oh, 262. I should text Jessie and let her know the gas has come down. I want to go fill your car up with some gas. What the fuck is happening to me, dude? I look at gas prices when I'm driving past a gas station because they're the big ass signs, but when I go to a gas station to pump gas, I have no idea right and I just happen to look this time and it's like it was 249 but correct.
Speaker 2:I don't give a shit either, because you need it yeah, it's something you need. You're like, well, I just gotta get fucked with this one you don't't have an option. Yeah, it's like going to the store and buying toilet paper, right, we have a certain brand. We get the Charmin Ultra soft. We don't need the strong. Our poops aren't that bad. Okay, we just get the soft right. You want the softness?
Speaker 5:It's like a marker. You just keep wiping and wiping and it's just still there, Still there.
Speaker 2:But if it's soft, it doesn't make you raw, so it's much better, anyways, but I don't ever think about the price of that either. Right, because it's something I need. So I've come to realize at this point in my life that if it's stuff that I have to need, then I'm just like it is what it is, right. But what about things that you don't need? Yeah, I look at the prices all the time for that. What about streaming services? Every time you get an email that's like, hey, we're having to go up. The new price is this. I'm like well, I don't even remember what the old price was.
Speaker 3:I just canceled.
Speaker 2:Netflix. Really, yeah, I'm just like you know what. And then they dropped a couple of shows apparently that are really good just recently and I'm like a month and then drop it again. Right like that's. If I was efficient enough, like I would just use my streaming services when I needed them, you know. I mean like maybe I'll get stars once a year to like watch and catch up on whatever the fuck shows on powers.
Speaker 2:He watches power right, I get it that I don't know. But I mean, I'm just, I want to be able to scroll. I can see them catching on at some point, be like oh this motherfucker, so for you it's 60 bucks. Look, they put a subscription on it. You can pay for it when you want to. You can cancel it when you want to.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you can I don't think we have disney either.
Speaker 2:I think we got rid of disney I did the disney hulu espn thing get on rocket money.
Speaker 5:Download rocket money oh it'll give you a list of what you have. I found out I was paying for two um two disney pluses you sound just like the ad.
Speaker 2:This is what they say on the ad, but it's true, because I got it, I've got it.
Speaker 5:I've got it too I was paying for two disney pluses. I was paying for two dozen uh accounts.
Speaker 2:I watched this commercial and I'm like no one's stupid enough to pay for two disney plus it's pronounced.
Speaker 5:It's pronounced dozen, dozen, yeah, dozen so he was paying for two dozen accounts so I I fucked up and like I I got mad because it took 230 out of my account and I don't get on that fucking. I don't watch that many fights to like justify that.
Speaker 2:So I'm like, hey, fix this shit yeah, I mean I've used them and they negotiated my at&t bill. They negotiate like your bill and get you. Get you a better, better bill somehow I don't know how that works. I don't know if it's like some live person calls or they just have like some form. They send it's magic.
Speaker 5:It really is man, I wish we had a sponsorship with rocket money, that it breaks down like things that you subscribe to that, but do you?
Speaker 2:pay a subscription for rocket money.
Speaker 5:I do, and it tells you it tells you like another fucking subscription, but it breaks down. Like you can budget, you can um, you know separate, you know stuff for tax information, like you can classify yeah, I mean it's, it's pretty cool, it's really good.
Speaker 2:Yeah, my chase credit card does that. Anyway, it just kind of like shows you your spending summary.
Speaker 5:Yeah, well, I mean bank of america does the same thing too, but I just yeah but does it negotiate, uh, your bills and stuff?
Speaker 2:no, I can cancel on uh rocket yeah, oh really, rocket rocket manson, rocket rocket. I canceled stitch fix.
Speaker 5:I canceled, um what else?
Speaker 2:Wait, how long have you been using Stitch Fix?
Speaker 5:For like a year and a half You've been like actually. And I've only kept one thing and the other. You're not their target demographic. I kept one thing and then two other things. I told them that it was stolen, so I kept those.
Speaker 2:You heard it here we got them Scamming baby. Stitch Fix we those, you heard it here we got him scamming. We got him. This is the long con and we fucking got him. Boys, come on in. Yeah, stitch, fix police I just I just bring that up because I I truly like the only thing, like so. I've been eyeing this uh sound bar, yeah, for a while and it's like it's a dolby atmos and all that stuff I kind of want to get it, but it it's like 500 bucks.
Speaker 4:And I just can't, you cannot you cannot If you're watching a movie.
Speaker 5:Two things you can't skimp on Popcorn Candy, that's it.
Speaker 2:What the fuck does that have to do with?
Speaker 5:his speaker.
Speaker 2:He's actually got a point, though you can't skip on the candy or the popcorn.
Speaker 5:You know, fuck the speaker.
Speaker 2:You can just get your phone and just put it up to your ear. Candy and popcorn, baby candy and popcorn. I thought you're gonna go down this trail of like how perfect sound needs to be for a good movie. No, no, just candy watching interstellar.
Speaker 5:You don't need those little ticks that you know come on, you don't need that.
Speaker 2:You have to have good sound, hell, no how the air subscription gold.
Speaker 5:He signs up for everything and forgets. That's true. That's absolutely true. I don't know how many people use my hulu account like he is the target demographic for literally anything that has a subscription and tiktok shop.
Speaker 3:I've only bought a couple things do you know what rocket?
Speaker 2:money is perfect for you. Do you know what itunes?
Speaker 5:matches. Do you know what itunes matches? No, it's where it gets all your songs from your computer or your, your cloud and it puts it on your phone. I love that. Has all the mixtapes that I downloaded from like 20 years ago into my phone and I love it really yes do you subscribe to it?
Speaker 2:yeah, do you have to continue to?
Speaker 5:subscribe. Yes, and I I'm more than welcome. I will definitely, because I obviously I do the um um.
Speaker 2:Yeah, when it does all the things Right. That's what I do.
Speaker 5:And my family's in that.
Speaker 2:Same.
Speaker 5:And so iTunes Match, because Apple Music comes with the Apple One. But iTunes Match is all the songs that you have on your computer, that you've had for like ever On the cloud. Streams it to my phone. I love it on the cloud. Streams it to my phone. I love it like I forget of songs that I have on there because I have so many that I, I don't even worry about it. I couldn't, I couldn't live without that. That's why, that's.
Speaker 5:It just tells me what I have, that I that I remember that I have, and then I use more, use more of like. I mean apple's doing a thing now where you can't interact with your subscriptions. If you do it on your phone, like they're going to take that away, you're not going to be able to do that anymore. So if you sign up on the phone, you can't go to the app or you can't go on the website and cancel from there. You got to do it on your phone.
Speaker 2:That's going to change, I guarantee you, because there's like a law that recently was passed that it's supposed to be like a one-click cancel for any streaming service any subscription service. So they're going to make it easier, because it's kind of ridiculous that it's becoming more difficult to cancel shit when it's so easy to start it you know yeah, I mean going to LA Fitness.
Speaker 5:You have to mail in some shit to cancel the fucking thing. Oh, I remember that was a pain in the ass, it was a motherfucker motherfucker.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and if you, if you don't, and you just, uh, try to.
Speaker 5:So I tried to just get a new bank card yeah and somehow they still figured out how to shut up pull money out of my account um, but yeah, I think all that stuff that you know because, honestly, if you have an iphone, it makes it easier too. If you sign up for stuff, it'll tell you a breakdown of what you're paying for on there too, and so you know you're talking about using the subscriptions as you want.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so I saw the other day. So people, you know the whole thing with like Ozempic and Megalitude or whatever.
Speaker 4:And yeah, there you go, megalitude Schmegma.
Speaker 2:Whatever that shit's called. So what people are doing is going on Groupon and you can bounce from place to place and like they'll have like semi-glutide for 40 bucks, introductory price for four, four months yeah and you just cancel at the two month mark. You still get your four month stuff and you subscribe to a new one right around that time. So then by the time you're out, you've got the new one coming in and the people are just bouncing and getting it for like 30, 40, 50 bucks.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that makes sense hey look, rich people get this shit fucking cheap and easy like the regular average man.
Speaker 2:All right, I feel like we went on long enough for that stuff. Chad, you had some things. Well, halloween is next week, right, and so we will be live again, but this is our pre-Halloween show. That's crazy it's next week, this month, just fucking flew by man. This year's flying by, you're not wrong. It's kind of ridiculous, it's kind of rude. Actually is what I think you were wanting to say, and I 100% agree with you. All right, so Halloween, urban legends.
Speaker 4:Tell us more.
Speaker 2:Are there any Halloween urban legends that you've heard of?
Speaker 5:Headless Horseman. Well, I don't think that the man in the Iron Mask.
Speaker 2:Okay, let's think about like. You drive to the bridge and you park your car. And you put your thing in neutral, and then the hands come and push the car. Oh the Marfa, that's the one that pops into my head.
Speaker 1:That's a good one. Is that the Marfa Lights? That's a really good one.
Speaker 2:Is that the Marthalites?
Speaker 1:That's a really good one.
Speaker 2:No, that's not the Marthalites, the screaming bridge where you go over there and you hear people screaming Like here's one, okay.
Speaker 3:Razor blades and Halloween candy. Oh okay, we'll talk about this.
Speaker 2:Yeah, razor blades and Halloween candy.
Speaker 3:Or like the drugs, the drugs Like people handing out their narcotics.
Speaker 2:So do you think that there were ever razor blades in Halloween candy?
Speaker 5:There was. There was at one point, like in the 70s, and it was very scarce, like one person was doing it and like apples and shit like that.
Speaker 2:I don't believe so I think that it was fake. I think someone faked it and it wasn't actually so you're right, this happened between the 70s and 80s. This is when it was like kind of become popular and it is a myth, so it while there has been some like isolated incidents, most claims were found to be hoaxes or misunderstandings, so no, not. I remember hearing people saying they were putting drops of acid on pay phones so whatever halloween thing or so whatever you like dial the phone.
Speaker 2:You put the phone up to the ear and all of a sudden it's an octopus and you're just freaking out I'm on the moon? What about the belief that strangers were giving out poison laced drugs? Yeah, I don't believe that either or poison laced uh candy to trick-or-treaters no, I mean, wasn't there, uh, somebody doing that?
Speaker 5:wasn't there somebody you?
Speaker 2:just to think that all of these are correct you think they're all true yes no, so this is another false one. Uh, between the 60s and 70s there's no evidence of widespread poisoning of candy by strangers however there was a tragic case in 1974 where a father poisoned his own son's candy to collect life insurance. Now that I believe, but this was like an isolated and personal crime, not the work of strangers yeah, poisoning candy.
Speaker 2:Um, this one's weird. I I've not. I don't think I've heard of this one. It's called the halloween, not the work of strangers. Yeah, poisoned candy this one's weird. I don't think I've heard of this one. It's called the Halloween. Sadist no, anybody Like Satanist Sadist.
Speaker 3:Sadist, sadist.
Speaker 2:Well, sadist is right, sadist is right 80s and 90s, stories circulated about a sadistic person who would dress as a monster and abduct or harm children on Halloween night. I believe that could be real. Okay, it's false. That didn't really happen. I mean, it sounds like something that could happen, okay, so, okay, let's do this one A murdered man as a Halloween prop yeah, maybe, yeah, yeah, so maybe.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah Between the 90s and 2000s, there was a legend A Halloween decoration turns out to be a real dead body. Well True, In several instances real bodies have been mistaken for Halloween decorations, but in 2005, a woman in Delaware hung herself from a tree and for hours people passed by thinking it was a Halloween.
Speaker 4:Oh my.
Speaker 2:God, have you seen the? Have you seen where people have recreated the stranger things, where the girl she's up in the sky, yeah. I mean I could. People were calling and saying like, oh my gosh, there's somebody hanging there Right, so there's some crazy lady also. In 2014, a man in california who had been dead for several days was mistaken for a decoration after being left on the front porch during halloween season I could see, I could believe that yeah don't die in october because you're screwed.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's a prank. If you tragically die, people are just gonna think you're a decor we should get some, um, dead people.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we should get some dead people. We should go get some mannequin legs and put them in the bushes or something Upside down. Yeah, just freak people out. So this one popped up, and it's funny because I don't know, do you all know any horror stories? Or if you were around the campfire, do you have a scary story that you tell? Yeah, I talk about how the government's taking all your money and your taxes. It's quite, it's quite frightening. No, so there was there's only once, and I remember who told me this scary story. But essentially, the scariest story goes uh, and it's funny that it popped up as this one.
Speaker 2:But, um, there's a girl that comes home, um, and she's she's home alone for some reason, whatever, and she's got her dog there with her, and so she turns off the lights, she's going to go to bed. She hears a sound and she puts her hand next to the bed. The dog licks her hand. So she's like okay, dog's here, I'm good, right, like, I'm fine, um, and then she starts hearing like dripping, and she's like OK, that's weird. She puts her hand down. The dog licks her hand. She's like all right, I'm fine. And then something else happens, right. And so she puts her hand down. Dog licks her hand. And then finally she's like fuck, I don't know what's going on. I need to get up and go see what's going on and in the window that says dogs aren't the only things that lick what. And so there's like a murderer in her house Just randomly licking a hand.
Speaker 5:This sounds like the headlights, the man in headlights. Don't flash your headlights at somebody. Yeah, well, and then she calls the cops and then turns out the murder was in the backseat. Just you know, whenever he put his headlights flashes, the guy would drop down.
Speaker 5:Yeah, there's another one I heard. It's really good. A husband goes to his wife and he's got a duck in his hands and he says this is the pig I've been fucking. And the wife says that's not a pig, that's a duck. And the husband says I wasn't talking to you, wasn't that a good one? That's good.
Speaker 2:That's a good one. I like that one.
Speaker 5:Those remember those. The book and Guillermo del Toro made a series, the movie About things you shouldn't say to your wife.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 5:Remember that book, that scary book, um like are you afraid of the dark? No, no no, it's, I don't know like stories that you know you don't tell in the dark oh yeah, this is like a couple years ago. Yeah, I remember that made the movie yeah, I need to watch that and see if it's.
Speaker 2:Are you afraid of the dark? No, it's a nickelodeon show but it was scary, that was a good show I never saw it, I was too poor uh, my grandma had for nickelodeon. Yeah, my grandma had cable.
Speaker 5:I didn't have cable. I had network tv.
Speaker 2:I watched friends at 6 30 nice I always thought that throwing dirt on a fire would make it sparkle it didn't.
Speaker 5:Who told you?
Speaker 2:who told you that's what they do. They said like uh. They said like something, and then they would reach in a little baggie. They would reach in the baggie and throw it, and it would just sparkle.
Speaker 3:So it wasn't dirt in there.
Speaker 2:Well, I didn't know, I didn't know it wasn't dirt.
Speaker 3:It's magic dirt you dumbass.
Speaker 2:Fucking asshole man Throwing regular dirt. It's magic dirt. All right, we dirt. All right, we're moving on from urban legends. I've got four things we could talk about. All right, y'all get to pick which. Okay, I like this zombie apocalypse, halloween costumes, horror movies. Or would you rather? I feel like we already talked about horror movies, okay, kind of talked about halloween costumes, a I mean, what was the last? Yeah, zombie crawl and all that. Okay, so it's, would you rather? Or zombie apocalypse. I would rather go with. Would you rather? Personally, okay?
Speaker 5:Real quick. It was a scary stories to tell in the dark. Scary stories to tell in the dark, that was the sorry Got it All right, got it All right.
Speaker 2:So would you rather and this is strategically made just for the Funky Panther, I love it whenever AI gets everything right Right? Would you rather spend Halloween night naked, except for a strategically placed pumpkin, or wear a sexy ghost costume that literally is just a sheer bed sheet with holes in all the wrong places.
Speaker 5:Can I go first? I'm going to say the sheer bed sheet, because Halloween is Tammy's birthday and so I'm sure she would appreciate me in a sheer thingy.
Speaker 2:With a hole in the right place Wrong place With the holes in the wrong places.
Speaker 5:Is it just going to be like on my belly button in my butt wrong holes on the wrong places? Is it just gonna be like on my belly button in my butt terrible places to holes.
Speaker 2:I too am gonna go with that, because it is tammy's birthday, hey no no no, I was uh um would I rather well, we made songs about. You know the trick-or-treating when you're naked. Um, I think, the strategically placed pumpkin.
Speaker 5:It's going to be in your butt. I'm just saying it's going to be in your butt obviously.
Speaker 2:It's the stem. So I've just got a pumpkin tail yeah.
Speaker 4:Yes.
Speaker 2:I mean, I guess in your example you're probably not going to jail, right? Because you're covered, I'm covered, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're covered with a pumpkin over your junk. Yeah, with the ghost. Paul Verk can't go out in public. You're going to jail.
Speaker 5:If you got your thing out in a ghost costume.
Speaker 2:But, that being said, I'd go with the ghost costume as well.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Herbie's right, it would be a little pumpkin, little pumpkin All. Would you rather have to go down on a zombie who just ate brains, or let Dracula suck on your neck while you're completely naked? Hey, it's not your neck.
Speaker 5:My penis. Yeah, suck, I want to suck your dick, is it? Can I pick the vampire?
Speaker 2:No, Ah, fuck, it's Dracula.
Speaker 5:It says Dracula I wanted to be Jasper from twilight. I want to see those dead eyes biting my penis jesus my apologies, man. We just saw twilight last week. I can't, fucking, I cannot watch it. I still want to watch. I have tried.
Speaker 2:I have tried watching. That's good. I'm going to go with the Dracula. I want to suck your balls, but I've tried to watch Twilight and then, when the wolves were looking at each other but they were talking through telekinesis or whatever Yep, telekinesis, whatever it is I was just like I can't do this. He's like my balls hit.
Speaker 5:She's like I'm a werewolf. It was too fucking weird.
Speaker 2:I think I've got to gummy up before I watch them.
Speaker 5:I think you probably do too. You've got to gummy up, to get gummied up. You know what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:By the way, I think I already mentioned, but these spirits they got out now. These THC spirits are so good.
Speaker 5:The gummies that we had.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, javier's been drinking those.
Speaker 5:The same company that made the seltzers that we had uh from roy pope, bro, that they make gummies. Apparently now they make gummies and uh, we, me and tammy, and uh, can I? Can I say, could she? She, none of her co-workers, jesse, were on the gummies and um on the gummies on the gum on the gummies. And uh, we were sitting down, we're eating and then, we're sitting no, it was.
Speaker 5:It was a cbd it was cbd, isn't anything in the end of them but uh, don't we get the camera allegedly um, but I was like it was hitting me. I was like, oh god, and I asked I'm like is it hitting anybody, and jesse's like I'm glad you said something because I feel like we've been sitting here and nobody said a word. There's all these people around us and it feels so weird, but yeah.
Speaker 2:Nice, good stuff All right. Zombie or Dracula. I said Dracula, dracula, yeah, I can't get past the smell. Yeah, same, that's where I'm at. I'm going to say Dracula, I'll take it, it's going to All right. Would you rather get caught masturbating by a trick-or-treater while dressed as the sexy version of a children's character, or accidentally walk in on your parents having Halloween-themed role play, full costume and all?
Speaker 5:Well, my parents are divorced.
Speaker 2:My mom's dead. She's a ghost. I don't mom's dead. She's a ghost. I don't know, maybe she's dressed up.
Speaker 5:Well, the first one, you're gonna go to jail and you're gonna be on a list.
Speaker 2:There's no win-win on this this is a lose-lose that's really bad. There's therapy. There's therapy that can be had for the second one yeah, the first one you're it's not going to.
Speaker 5:You're gonna go to jail. Yeah, your life is ruined. I'll go with the second one. Give me the second one. Yeah, second one. I'm not trying to peewee, herman.
Speaker 2:Yeah, with the second one for Javier. He's going to be confused though, thinking his parents are getting back together. Mommy, daddy, all right. Would you rather have a one-night stand with a vampire who insists on biting everywhere, or a werewolf who keeps howling mid-hookup but can't seem to find the right position? So I'm the receiver on this one, or what?
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 5:Give me the first one. Bite me, bite me everywhere. How bad are we biting? I mean, edward bit Bella a shitload of times when she was dead, so I mean, I guess it's not the same. She was dead and then she turned into a vampire. Give me the first one. Give me the first one, I'll go with the first one. Yeah, same here.
Speaker 2:All right. Would you rather be forced to go to an adult Halloween party where the only way to leave is to make out with everyone there, or have to participate in a full-on pumpkin spice flavored orgy? Everything from whipped cream to everything.
Speaker 2:Pumpkin spice, give me the orgy, baby, give me the orgy. Just a peck like with everybody is, yeah, you gotta, you gotta kiss everyone there, is it like, um? Or get yourself involved in a full-on pumpkin spice flavored orgy. The pumpkin spice flavored orgy, I think, would probably be the better option. Agree and hear me out, hear me out, hear me out.
Speaker 3:It doesn't mean that you have you like to sell this. I agree with just me out, hear me out.
Speaker 2:It doesn't mean that you have just like to sell this. I agree with, just because it's an orgy doesn't mean you have to participate with everybody.
Speaker 5:You're just participating, right, and there happens to be an orgy harry's gonna have like a halloween themed face mask and uh, pumpkin spice, uh pegging sticks. What was it?
Speaker 2:creed bratton on, uh, the office, on the office. Yeah, he was going on about how, like the 60s and oh yeah sometimes you know you it was, you're covered in mud and you know things got slipped in jesus what about you, javier? Uh, the kids you're kissing, kiss, kissing yeah, no, you gotta make out with everybody ah um hey, javier's first time not the first, not the last.
Speaker 4:Uh, real quick, though, probably the orgy, yeah, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2:Chrissy's saying don't watch any old VHS tapes you find in your parents house.
Speaker 5:I'm still laying down, oh fuck, we still have the.
Speaker 2:You still have that VHS tape. I thought you said you lost them.
Speaker 5:I don't know where that it was in the gold box. Be my guest, go into my garage and try to find it in there. I'm telling you, I got you.
Speaker 2:That would have blown us up on social media.
Speaker 3:That would have been a whole thing it still will.
Speaker 2:I will spend a whole day finding it.
Speaker 5:I mean yeah, more than welcome to, that's fine.
Speaker 2:I mean, it was a hell of a story.
Speaker 5:We can set up VHS here.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I here. Yeah, I mean, we just got to get a VCR. Yeah, I'm sure. Would you rather get stuck in a haunted house where every door you open leads to an increasingly graphic sex scene involving famous horror characters, or be haunted for a year by a ghost that won't stop giving you ghost handsies at the worst possible time? I'm going with ghost handsies, man. You know what it's like. My worst nightmare is being stuck in a haunted house and just opening doors and can't get out. You're just like just let me out of here. Jason and freddy are having sex.
Speaker 5:At least at least I'm getting something out of it, even if it is in the inopportune time yeah, it's gonna be like, you know, when you're in high school and you get that mystery boner and the bell rings and you're like, oh, fuck, fuck, what do I? And you hide the backpack in front of your boner.
Speaker 2:You got to tuck it in your waistband.
Speaker 5:Yep, or you pray to God. Your shirt's long enough to cover it up.
Speaker 2:Or you hope this ghost comes along and finishes you off. You know what I mean.
Speaker 5:Yes, ghost handjob.
Speaker 1:Is that the one you're going?
Speaker 2:with.
Speaker 5:Ghost handjob.
Speaker 2:Yeah, same. Have y'all gone to a haunted house? I'm not opposed to trying. Are you talking about haunted houses or ghost handjobs? The handjob from the ghost, okay.
Speaker 4:I summon you spirits to jack me off.
Speaker 2:It's been some years since I've been to a haunted house, really, yeah.
Speaker 5:As you say, it's been a couple years since I got jacked off by a ghost.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I haven't been. I think the last time I went to a haunted house was like Hangman's and it was over off of it was it was still over at the old magic et cetera.
Speaker 5:Yeah, magic et cetera.
Speaker 1:So it's been it's been.
Speaker 5:That was the last one I went to.
Speaker 1:It's been some years.
Speaker 5:I'm like 15, 20 years.
Speaker 2:It's been. I went to one, uh, a couple, a couple think they had it, but I guess he went on break by the time we left. I don't know was a chainsaw guy. It reminded me when you were the chainsaw guy at one point, when you were doing that uh on the side, I did that uh, I I participated at uh cutting edge cutting edge, yeah, at whenever it's at the old building, yeah, yeah, I can't remember the guy's name.
Speaker 2:There was a guy that we went to school with. He was kind of a weird dude, but he um, him and I were talking and he was like I work at the cutting edge. I was like, oh, I want to do. He's like we'll just show up. Literally, he just said just show up at this place at this time. And so I showed up at that place at a time. He said wear black pants and a black shirt. And that do it, okay. And so I did it and I got to run the chainsaw. Man, it was fun. All right, I'm going to do. We've got four more here. We'll do two. Would you rather have to give a lap dance to your boss while dressed as a dominatrix at aeen office party, or get tied up and blindfolded as part of a public bdsm halloween event in front of your entire family?
Speaker 5:yeah, just tie me up, give me the second they've seen me weird.
Speaker 2:So your family rather than your boss, yep all right percent. My boss is my dad it's the same thing for you. My boss is a 67 year old man. I don't, I don't want to do that. Uh, let me see this one's about shrieking no corn maze. I mean, that sounds interesting. Uh, we'll move on to the next one, though. Would you rather get pegged by someone in a fredgie krueger costume, or give a blowsie to someone dressed as michael myers? But he never takes the mask off.
Speaker 5:Oh, fuck, just in your mouth or just in your butt. Which one do you? Want to pick man put it in my butt. I mean, I just want to see.
Speaker 2:I'm going to go with that one because that leads me to believe that it's I mean.
Speaker 5:Better out than in, I say.
Speaker 2:I'll go with the latter Look man.
Speaker 5:I'm comfortable enough with my sexuality, but I'm not taking loads from nobody. I mean in both of those situations you're taking loads.
Speaker 2:You're taking loads.
Speaker 5:But the other one I'm not going to have the taste in my mouth.
Speaker 2:Can it be like a whole Pulp Fiction type situation? You mean like you're going to be in a ball gag.
Speaker 4:Where, at the end of it, I get my redemption and get to kill Freddie.
Speaker 2:Yeah, sure.
Speaker 5:All right cool.
Speaker 2:Yeah, go with that one.
Speaker 5:All right, we'll do a haunted house at a strip club one time. Seriously, I would love to go to a haunted house at a strip club. I would love that. Yeah, do they do that?
Speaker 2:I don't know. I mean, I'm still a child when it comes to sexy costumes, because they're my absolute favorite. The only way to find out is by going to a strip club on Halloween. I mean, what is it next Thursday?
Speaker 4:Is that?
Speaker 2:trick-or-treating. When's their Thursday?
Speaker 5:Ooh, what's Red Bar? It says Red Bar's watching I don't know. Is that?
Speaker 2:I think it's them, I don't know what that is, I think it's them. I don't know what that is, hi, hello. Thanks for watching, all right last thing.
Speaker 5:Hold on, wait, let's repeat what we said. Would you rather get pegged by uh? Would you rather get pegged by uh, michael Myers? Or no, no. Would you rather by?
Speaker 2:Freddy Krueger or Blosey uh to Michael Myers while wearing them, while they're wearing the mask and they're looking at you the whole time you see their eyes but you don't.
Speaker 5:Yeah, That'd be kind of weird.
Speaker 2:That's creepy yeah yeah, oh, you must maintain eye contact. Wait, wait, how big are we talking? How girthy is it?
Speaker 5:How girthy is it Actually? It's a good question, it's not I'm not answering this question.
Speaker 2:That's actually. He's got a point.
Speaker 5:And can I take, like what's that thing? Popper? Yeah, you can get poppers. You can get poppers.
Speaker 2:Thank you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you're good.
Speaker 2:Okay, okay. This last question is about zombie apocalypse and you're going to build your own survival team. Okay, oh, that's easy. So you're going to have two people, we know.
Speaker 3:Ron Swanson.
Speaker 2:Two friends, oh oh, two friends. Two celebrities and then one character.
Speaker 5:So like Ron Swanson could be one, because he's a character.
Speaker 2:Yeah, 100%.
Speaker 3:Okay, so two people we know two celebrities, one character.
Speaker 2:It's a zombie apocalypse. Yeah, oh man. Oh man, I'm trying to think that's really tough. I've got to think of who's got a shit ton of random weapons Stephen Furpies, stephen Furpies, I'm. Who's got a shit ton of uh, random weapons.
Speaker 5:Steven furpies, steven furpies, I'm gonna bring all furpies along. I haven't.
Speaker 2:I haven't talked to him in years, but I'm gonna show up.
Speaker 1:You'll probably shoot me, so I'll get out of that apocalypse real quick yeah, you're the first one to go don't have to worry about anymore he's like you's on me.
Speaker 2:Nope, dead, problem solved. Yeah, um, old furpies, I'm gonna go grab him and and I don't know who the other one would be I'm trying to think my old work partner, two Stevens, I'll get two Stevens.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:At least I've got someone who can perform first aid on me and I've got someone who's probably got illegal weapons.
Speaker 5:Probably got illegals hiding down and booby traps.
Speaker 2:One character, two actors. Two actors and one character, two actors Ron Swanson.
Speaker 5:That's not an actor, it's a character.
Speaker 2:Ron Swanson's a character, and then my other character is going to be.
Speaker 4:No, you can only pick one character and two actors.
Speaker 5:Oh, two actors.
Speaker 1:And it's not just actors, it's famous people, ron.
Speaker 2:Swanson, and then my other two famous jason momoa and um okay, you're just getting a pretty boy, he's just a pretty boy he's does not he's a big, he's not a surfer he can probably do things. I mean, he's a surfer, I'm sure I feel like he can hurt people. He's not a villain, no, he's not. He's not. He's not aquaman. He seems like a nice guy. Yeah, I wouldn't mind running around and protecting me.
Speaker 2:Right, jason Momoa, and let's go ahead and let's bring in what's that? Oh man, what is her name? Jennifer Lawrence. What for Jennifer Lawrence? What for? She's kind of weird. Okay, yeah, she's kind of weird, but I think she does. Why? I think she does her own stunts. Okay, yeah, she's kind of weird, but I think she does her own stunts.
Speaker 5:Another thing can I freeze time in this scenario?
Speaker 2:I think she does her own stunts.
Speaker 5:Jesus Christ dude. Okay, god damn it. Two people. I know my friend, jared, who's my Cornwell rep, cornwell, cornwell. He's got a shitload of weapons and he grew up in Iowa, so I think he's a little hillbilly ish. Another person, tammy, you know. You know why two famous people could probably be Nick Offerman. You know the guy who yeah, ron Swanson.
Speaker 2:So y'all picked the same guy, okay, no, no, no. I picked Nick Offerman, he picked Nick Offerman.
Speaker 5:I specifically picked Ron, and he's the same guy. It's the same guy.
Speaker 4:I know yeah he still.
Speaker 5:He does everything that Ron Swanson does. He was in what was that Last of Us? Or whatever. Oh, he was, yeah, yeah, oh. Zombie Apocalypse. Daryl dixon from, uh, the walking dead, that's your character, that's my character, and uh, the other famous person good one.
Speaker 2:That is a very good one other famous person would probably be I should have picked the asian guy from uh, which one the one that gets his head bashed, Ooh or Negan.
Speaker 5:He would have been a good one too.
Speaker 2:No, he's going to turn on your ass, man.
Speaker 5:You're right, you're right, ooh, you're right. Other famous person, probably Helen Mirren. What for? Oh wait what? She does her own stuff, she does her own stunts, she does her own stunts.
Speaker 4:You're fucking stupid.
Speaker 5:Helen Mirren does her own stunts. Actually, no, no, martha Stewart. Martha Stewart, does she cook you some food and give? You some dank-ass weed, that's right, and she's a looker too. Martha, yeah, nah, yeah, like maybe young and she's a looker, too, martha. Yeah, nah yeah like maybe young Martha young Martha, young Martha and young Helen, but old Helen, old Helen young Hillary Clinton.
Speaker 2:What?
Speaker 4:what? Why not right news to me, young Nancy Pelosi wow, who does Nancy Pelosi?
Speaker 5:what? Yeah, young Nancy Pelosi, that can't be true. Yeah, she was. There's a picture of her and JFK together.
Speaker 2:No way yeah, yeah. Look it up Nancy Pelosi, I believe it, I am All right.
Speaker 5:Do you got people though? Do you got people? Yeah, I would like to know.
Speaker 2:You've been asking questions, but I do now. One would be Sarish Smart. You're an idiot. No, no, no. Jennifer Lawrence, no, no, no, I'm not an idiot. I'm not bringing Jesse. All your stuff's going to be gone. I'm not bringing Jesse into the apocalypse. Right, I get it.
Speaker 5:Martha Stewart.
Speaker 2:She's going to have me kill her before any of this, because she's not going to want to do this. She's not Katniss from Hunger Games, I think two. I would say Dustin, like Massey.
Speaker 5:No, no, oh, you mean Jay Jones from Massacre.
Speaker 2:Oh, dustin, no, that Dustin. Yeah, I was like Dustin Massey he'll serenade you, he's well prepared.
Speaker 3:I think he's good.
Speaker 2:And then for celebrities I would say Bill Gates, because that motherfucker probably has bunkers underground everywhere. So I feel like that's smart Bear Gorillaz.
Speaker 5:Bear Gorillz. Bear Gorillz, whatever his name is he's not going to like you.
Speaker 2:If you can't say his name, well, I'm just going to call him Bear and I'm going to be like you're welcome. I can't feel around. Bitch, damn it. Steve Harvey would have been a good one. Steve Harvey, I keep thinking of good ones. Now, steve Harvey would be great. He does his own studs too. And then for my character, blade, okay, okay, okay, yeah he's a vampire killer. I just go around thinking of like I keep picturing Steve Harvey now.
Speaker 2:He's just walking up to fucking zombies and he's like what's the number one answer? Oh, no, no, no, you got it. He fucking kills them.
Speaker 5:You know, he pulls a shotgun out and he's pointing.
Speaker 2:Dude, I think we could make an awesome zombie movie. Yeah, I mean, I think that would be a lot of fun. Actually, that premise in a movie Like, say, you're getting pushed down, like all right, here's the deal, you get to pick five people and here are the rules, and you pick those five people and then you can have like these, like random celebrities in your movie, and stuff like that. That'd be a really cool idea for a movie. That would be a good idea. Yeah, that's it. That's all I had.
Speaker 5:You know. So the whole thing with that is if we Did you look up Nancy Pelosi, JFK, oh no, If a movie gets made now.
Speaker 2:Based off of that, we know where it got leaked from to people that watch.
Speaker 5:I mean, I got plenty of ideas for movies With that said, okay, I can see it. Yeah, yeah, she still likes.
Speaker 2:Looks like her, though, you think let me see, let me see this you told him to look it up and you never see I know,
Speaker 5:I have. I mean, obviously it was on reddit it was on reddit all right, everybody.
Speaker 2:thank you for hanging out with us on, uh, episode 185 of the funky panther. If you want to do so, please make sure you follow us on all things social media at the funky panther and you can go to the funky panthercom for anything and everything we got. You can call text, leave us a voicemail. You didn't do it during the show, even though we said do disturb us, 817-677-0408. That's it, anything you want to end on? Yeah, I got something. This episode is brought to you by Panther City Foodies, not that other group ran by that bitch. Connie, support your community and eat local. Yeah, so stay good, everybody, I'm Chad.
Speaker 5:I'm looking at pictures of Martha Stewart in Sports Illustrated.
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