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The Funky Panther podcast: Chad, Javier, and Tim deliver high-energy, hilarious banter with random commentary, raunchy humor, and featured guests. Join the fun for an hour-long show that takes you on a refreshing, informative journey through the colorful world of music, news, arts, and entertainment.
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"Fixing Immigration and Isolation One F*ed-Up Idea at a Time"
Think holding hands across America could fix the world's problems? Neither do we—but we’re here to brainstorm anyway. Join The Funky Panther as we dive headfirst into the chaos of race, immigration, and a totally fictional (but hilarious) Mexican car industry. With our signature humor and zero qualifications, we tackle the big stuff, sprinkle in sharp satire, and somehow keep it all entertaining.
But wait, there’s more! Inspired by Adam Sandler’s "Spaceman," we take a hard left into sensory deprivation and the absurdity of floating spas and ultra-silent rooms. Isolated meditation or just a fancy way to lose your mind? You decide.
And because we’re not done being all over the place, we’ll hit you with stories of fondue nights gone wrong, costume parties we barely survived, and Nicole Kidman’s acting (don’t @ us). Toss in critiques of A24 films, homelessness, and the social media dumpster fire, and you’ve got an episode as messy as the world itself. Oh, and there’s a cleaning fairy involved somewhere. You’re welcome.
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Speaker 2:Get in here. We gotta to the Funky Panther coming to you from Fort Worth, texas. We have got a show for you here on episode 187. 187, bitch, so sit back, relax, try to enjoy and let's get into it. I'm Chad.
Speaker 4:I'm Javier, I'm Tim and we are the Funky Panthers. What's up, boys? How's today, wednesday? My days are fucked up. They've been fucked up for about a week or so. How's today, wednesday? How's today's day? How are we doing, boys, day after?
Speaker 6:I'm a white American, so I'm doing fine, yeah, and I'm a guy, so I'm not going to have any problems whatsoever.
Speaker 4:Shout out to all the illegals in my family that are here you got to go, man. I'm sorry You're about to get shipped off to Boston, or.
Speaker 6:Mexico. We're shipping up to Boston, yeah.
Speaker 4:We're shipping out to Boston. No yeah, that's wild. Do we want to start off with that?
Speaker 6:Well, if there was not, a time to pick up arms than any other time. It's right now, yes.
Speaker 4:Thank you. Racism is solved forever from the Funky Panther Because we picked up arms.
Speaker 6:I wish we were alive whenever I think we were, but we were just too young. We are alive.
Speaker 2:Right now here on the Funky Panther. You can follow us, subscribe, you know, youtube channel.
Speaker 6:Go ahead and do that. Hands across america. Did you ever see that we were like in the 70s? We were small children, not 80s wait, was this?
Speaker 2:oh yes, coke coke did the poster in elementary school with all the kids like holding hands or whatever.
Speaker 6:That was america that was the thing they did but people a world record yeah, but people were doing it to like literally hug the world.
Speaker 4:They all laid down with their bellies in there, and then there was a train track rolling. Each and every those that were on that had the, they got drawn the ocean part.
Speaker 2:You know, Short straw.
Speaker 6:We're so happy that they that they participated. Yeah. And they will. Their memory will be with us. Thanks for your sacrifice.
Speaker 4:Christy says must be nice for you white boys, yeah that's what I said yes, and. I guess Lance is running the Emotaku page. There isn't enough alcohol on the table for today's events.
Speaker 2:You're not wrong. Actually, jay reached out. She's like are y'all doing the show tonight or are you just drinking? And I'm like that's a really good question. I don't know why you asked it. Are you just trying to hint that we need to be drinking instead of doing this show? We'll do both. We'll do both.
Speaker 4:I was about to text you boys because me and Lance did an episode of Ball Bag at Hoppin' about two weeks ago.
Speaker 2:Yeah, tfi my dude.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, sorry, we didn't know. Well, we did know, you didn't. Well, it was a lot of fun. First off, we met one of the girls that works here. She's really cool. She helped us pour the beer because we both sucked at pouring beer. So it was really good. We had a great episode, I think, and then we went to you sound like Trump just now.
Speaker 2:We had a great episode, I think.
Speaker 6:It was a fantastic episode.
Speaker 2:No, he would never say I stayed I know that was like oh, I'm getting too old. I shouldn't have said that part.
Speaker 4:It was 1986.
Speaker 6:Thank you, yeah, so we were just a little bit too young, but they literally held hands across. And if we I personally think that we can solve all of America's problems right now is if we just held hands across the United States.
Speaker 4:Of course they're going to want all the Mexicans to be closer to the border.
Speaker 6:Yeah, that's obvious.
Speaker 2:Well, what? To be closer to the border? Yeah, that's, that's obvious.
Speaker 4:What we're doing is creating a new wall. It's like an attack on titan. It's just like making walls out of humans and yeah it's more like a red rover better not fucking come over.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean.
Speaker 6:That kind of thing oh my god I do believe that's what, uh, that that is what they're wanting to do yeah, yeah, it's a red rover game.
Speaker 4:Um, if you make it through, you get to stay it's gonna be like hunger games, mexico, like uh, if you're, but I will say this. I will say this uh, mexico's president, the new one, she's gonna start cleaning up, doing a lot of work. I'm picking up, uh, where the former president, uh, that's why elon's like all like hates mexico. Now they were supposed to have their um battery, um operations in Mexico.
Speaker 6:Yeah, like lithium factories and all that stuff, yeah.
Speaker 4:But now the Mexicans are creating their own electric car like, designed and created in Mexico.
Speaker 6:Let me ask you something. I've actually never looked into this Does Mexico have any cars that they have manufactured, made on their own?
Speaker 4:I mean they.
Speaker 6:Like I mean the.
Speaker 2:Chihuahua Diablo. I think that one comes from Mexico. Yeah, I think the.
Speaker 4:I can't tell if you're being racist right now or if you're serious, the Queso Flamado, that one.
Speaker 2:That one's like the lowrider one it's electric though it's electric, no, but for real like taco meat. There was just one called taco meat.
Speaker 4:I think they're all from the same vendor, though I think, now that trump got reelected, you could just be racist, can't you just say oh yeah, I think it's called taco burrito, chihuahua, car powered out of tortilla flour and, uh, quesadillas. Is that what that is? Chad? I don't know, they're just saying a bunch of. It's just like yeah, taco burrito. I'm curious though. What's that? Taco flavored kisses? Are you going to do that next? Are you going to be fucking J-Lo? Taco burrito, taco, taco burrito burrito.
Speaker 2:No, but I'm pretty sure there was a minivan called Duvaline right.
Speaker 4:It duvaline right it was like multi-colored. I did hear that j-lo is gonna be um.
Speaker 6:It's gonna be the but, but for real like I'm curious, like did mexico like ever make like mexico parts makes the parts right?
Speaker 2:yeah, volkswagen, I know a lot of everything's assembled here but um, but do they have their own actual manufacturer right like I don't know?
Speaker 4:I think they have one car and I think they've made fun of it. I think the mexicans themselves may have made fun of it. Is it pretty bad? I think so, but they're there again. They have different brands that they have there that they don't have here.
Speaker 6:They have seat which is like spelled seat yeah, and you can get like the toyota hylux over there. Yeah, the hyux is making a fucking name.
Speaker 4:No, I swear to god, like the, if they call it, say I want a helix, is it hylux?
Speaker 2:I thought it was helix but either way I want one.
Speaker 6:I'm gonna say that I think I think emo otaku's got a. They've got a really good idea. If you make it through the ninja warrior course, then you've got full citizenship yeah, no questions asked.
Speaker 2:No questions asked. Yeah, because that obviously shows that you're a patriot and a good person at heart.
Speaker 6:But I want to know what would your games be? Because you know the Ninja Warriors got all this stuff. You've got to climb, you've got to jump over stuff. So the American version, what is that going to be? The American version? You have to stuff your face with pies.
Speaker 4:You have to have a hot dog eating contest. And a hot dog eating contest. Hot dog eating contest is the final round, because what's more? Hot dog eating contest and then the. Whenever there's 10 seconds left, you have to scarf down like as much as of an apple pie as you can and then maybe throw a baseball through something.
Speaker 6:Throw a baseball through something Baseball and apple pie. I feel like you've got to be able to jump over something.
Speaker 4:That's Like.
Speaker 6:I feel like.
Speaker 2:I think it should just be one of those soda tests you keep seeing pop up on TikTok and shit Soda tests. Where it's like there's a box and there's like eight different sodas and there's like people trying to taste each one. That's it. That's all you need.
Speaker 6:Decide which soda is which. You get all eight, right, you're in. What if you get? They put one like you have to. There's nine. You've got to guess all eight but one of them if you drink it it's going to be. Yeah, it's battery acid, Jesus Christ. No, I was going to say vinegar. And if you drink the vinegar, then you're automatically out. So you've got to pick. So you not only do you have to, because we can't. We can't make it too easy right.
Speaker 2:I feel like we're this, we're edging, going over the line here, and I feel like we should just stop, because I keep wanting to say something like nah, I think that would be, we're edging it pretty hard oh my gosh there it is so glad that, no, no, no, how dare you?
Speaker 6:I'm so glad you're allowed to say that.
Speaker 2:Oh man. So talking about cars, have y'all seen like the? I've already talked about the new 4Runner.
Speaker 6:Have you seen the new Land Cruiser? It's supposed to come out, or already out it's already out.
Speaker 2:I have Same as like the new Lexus, what 400 series or whatever, which also looks awesome. But there is like a car show a week or two ago I don't remember where it was, but they announced and they showed this. It's called a Land Cruiser Rox R-O-X. Have you all seen pictures?
Speaker 6:or videos of this thing. No, no, no.
Speaker 2:It. Basically it kind of looks like the old, almost like the Chevy Z71 where it has like the little things coming down on the back of the truck bed, you know. I mean like a little you mean the um avalanche? Yeah, yeah, I mean the z71s, I feel some of those no no, they have these packages where the z71 is just an off-road package yeah, but the avalanche, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2:So the avalanche it's kind of like that, but it was like in the land cruiser and they just kind of chopped off the back and made it into a truck and it looked pretty damn sexy, I'll be honest with you, and it was just like, uh, they just threw the prototype in without telling anybody and they're like, if we get enough people wanting this, we'll make it, which is exactly what they did with the old, like um, the one that they they cut off eventually oh, yeah, so I'm looking at it.
Speaker 6:I'm looking at it right now. It's like it's not supposed to happen either. Yeah, yeah, so they just cut out the back end and made it a truck bed. Yeah, it looks pretty legit here. I'll pull up a picture.
Speaker 2:I'm looking at it too. Yeah, you should, I'm gonna show him.
Speaker 6:I'm gonna show him, I would um, I would drive it I drive it real hard. I would drive it pretty hard I would drive it real hard.
Speaker 6:oh yeah, those are nice. So the problem with the uh, the land cruiser I think it's like the hybrid one is that you can't put as much weight on the back, because that's where the battery sits, and so it's like elevated a little bit in the back so you lose a bit of cargo space, and I think you can only put like a static weight of like 400 pounds. Oh, that's crazy, yeah. Like it can be spread out, but like in one spot it can't be 400 pounds. So I don't know if I would ever put anything that would be 400 pounds in one like general location.
Speaker 4:You're going to put like 40,000 pounds, just put 400 on each no.
Speaker 2:no, no, I mean 40,000 pounds, 40,000 pounds.
Speaker 6:How much do you think? Vehicles hold Isn't that right. Yeah, they hold 40,000 pounds. Okay, I'm sorry my mistake. I mean they're like they're made of entertainment.
Speaker 2:You're the one that works on vehicles. They're 10,000 horsepower. Right, I mean four per horse.
Speaker 6:Hell yeah. So I'm like, uh, I'm, I'm over here like with emo um Otaku edging is fun.
Speaker 4:I like edging.
Speaker 6:We got, we were getting edgy.
Speaker 4:The best time I ever edged myself was whenever I was in Colorado, and by myself.
Speaker 2:I don't need to know this. No one's stopping you and we're both cringing.
Speaker 4:Like I'm ready Both cringing like ready for whatever the fuck you're going to throw at us, yeah, so anyways.
Speaker 6:It lasted for three days.
Speaker 4:So last night was no, it was the whole weekend.
Speaker 2:I just had me and the hotel room Me some.
Speaker 4:Carossier and some. I don't even use baby oil. And tears. And tears. Yeah yeah, I brought these snacks for you from. We're not being sponsored by them, but Eduardo's has delicious candies, freeze-dried candies.
Speaker 6:Black Canto candy.
Speaker 3:They got some good stuff too, and I'm going to say it's a minority-owned business.
Speaker 6:It's a good time to support them right.
Speaker 4:Minority LGBTQ+. What's the U? There's no U LGBTQ+ yeah.
Speaker 6:Go support them. They're here in River Oaks. They're actually technically Fort Worth, but if you're familiar with the River Oaks area, it's like Sam Calloway and River Oaks Boulevard.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's next to the Rub and Tug place, next to the liquor store and the Rub and Tug spot, and then there's a float spa.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there is which has won awards. I actually want to try that. I do too. You did it was. Can we all get in one and can we put them in the rub and tug place? That seems like a pretty cool little combo right there. It's like you're floating in space and then floating in space.
Speaker 6:I'm afraid to be alone in my own thoughts though, Like in an isolation, like deprivation chamber or whatever.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it would be rough, but I feel like that's kind of the test right it's kind of like um doing, you know, meditation or something like that. If you can get your mind right, that's where it's at yeah, get your fucking mind right, so I'll watch that.
Speaker 6:Um, I watched that Adam Sandler movie. Uh, the space spaceman. What have you seen it, spaceman? Yeah so there's a movie called space man dude. It's fucking weird. So he's by himself, okay, so he goes on this mission, yeah, and he's in a spaceship completely by himself, and he's like in there for are you sure it's adam sandler?
Speaker 4:yeah, that's adam sandler because I know the one guy, uh, sam rockwell, did one yeah, sam rockwell did, did one too, but this one's adam sandler.
Speaker 6:It's one of those concepts. I think they both came out at the same time. Oh, and I'm gonna be honest with you, I think the sam rockwell one was better, um, the adam sandler one was, um, it was quite strange. It was good, though I would recommend watching it. But it got me thinking, like, because there's this whole he's trying to get out to like this, like that, basically the edge of where the universe begins, and I guess they've got enough scientific stuff to get you out there now.
Speaker 2:Scientific stuff. Is that the scientific term for scientific stuff?
Speaker 6:Yeah, I can't think of. You know, the technology's there. They can get you out there and then they get you back. It's just going to take a while, but it's not like you're going to be gone for your entire life, Right Scientific stuff. So the whole premise is he's getting out there, but you don't know if he's going crazy or if something's actually happening and actually is really there, I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 4:Yeah, chris, you said it was his newest movie. Yeah, I would watch it.
Speaker 2:It's a recent movie.
Speaker 6:Yeah, it's real recent, really, it just came out.
Speaker 2:I didn't know Adam Sandler had anything that wasn't with Jennifer Aniston recently.
Speaker 6:If you check the Plex, you might see it on there. Hey, that's a smart man.
Speaker 4:by the way, we've had this conversation right Adam Sandler and how he picks his movies and his it's always with hot women.
Speaker 6:Hot women and different exotic and this time it was with no women in outer space you win some, you lose some. You know what I mean there's a guest that you know guest appearance on there, but I can't tell you who it is is it like Rob Schneider?
Speaker 2:no, I hope it's like Matthew McConaughey and it's like an inception. It's.
Speaker 6:Kevin James interstellar you weren't going to tell us. I'm sorry, it's Kevinvin. James, it's a fever dream. They're actually it's. They're in bed together from. I now pronounce you chuck and larry shut up. I swear to christ, that'd be fucking hilarious, but so yeah, so I watched that recently and that that made me think, though, like, if I'm in a deprivation chamber first off, how long do you float in those float spas?
Speaker 2:an hour is an hour. Okay, I could probably do an hour I don't know do an hour.
Speaker 6:An hour will be like a lifetime when you're it's dark could be it's, quiet it's, you're just floating now just imagine, just hear me out an hour, but you're on, uh, you, you've, you've smoked the sage stuff.
Speaker 4:Oh, k2?
Speaker 2:No no, no, or Salvia, salvia, no, no. I don't want to do that.
Speaker 4:Did you hear about that room they made where it was. Like you can hear your insides. What Like. There's a room they made the government or something where, if you're in there, it's so quiet there's no noise in there that you can hear your like blood going through your body oh shit, that's creepy and that you can't be there for more than like five or ten minutes, because you'll go insane I I did see somewhere that's like like the most, like soundproof and like acoustic, like you clap your hands and it's just dead.
Speaker 6:It's not, it doesn't do anything that'd be trippy as shit.
Speaker 4:It's like that, uh one. You saw that one show with, uh, jesse eisenberg, right yeah, that black color.
Speaker 2:Yeah, at the museum. Yeah, yeah, they go to the museum and they go into the room. Yeah, I would love to do something like that. That'd be pretty like that shit. I don't know if that's an actual exhibit or if it was just for the show, but that should actually be an exhibit it really should, and I think that color I I've seen people paint like two by fours with that.
Speaker 6:You're talking about like the phantom black.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah, so in the show they basically like as a part of this museum. They had a room that it was just all blacked out. So you go in there and you see nothing and it's supposed to. You know, same shit, right? Kind of trip you out trying to mess you up, but that would be cool to actually do.
Speaker 6:You could do that in a cave man. They turn their lights off.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's called. Leaving from the sun. It's called. Just don't be like that one guy who tried to spurlunk a cave and ended up getting in a crevice.
Speaker 6:Yeah, you have to do that and that's stuck.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but your eyes adjust in most scenarios, right?
Speaker 6:But if there's no, yes, but if there's no light, then they can't adjust because there's nothing there to I mean, you're going to see a little something.
Speaker 2:Even caves are going to be some sort of reflection.
Speaker 6:Have you been in a cave?
Speaker 2:Oh, I have always been in caves. I don't know where you're going with that. I've been in caves more than you've ever been in caves in your whole life.
Speaker 6:You need to make a trip out to you know Interspace. Cavern uh, I'm a caveman motherfucker, interspace cavern yeah, I've been there, or? Longhorn state cavern.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I've been there go where they turn the lights off.
Speaker 6:I've been to longhorn there is no reflection there's no light coming in tomato, tomato, it's, it's physics. You can't you can't have reflection if you don't have light uh, so yeah, christy says I'm a scientist did you ever watch fringe?
Speaker 4:that's where I saw those tanks and thought it was interesting.
Speaker 6:He see, he's seen yeah, yeah, yeah, I've seen for wait what I've never seen fringe, I know you have oh yeah, fringe is great.
Speaker 2:I stopped watching, maybe like after like season three maybe I was waving at the chat, but uh, yeah, also I've seen fringe yeah, that's.
Speaker 6:I mean, that's where I first. I think that's where it was it was one of the better.
Speaker 2:like one of those. What was the other one? Like the one when we were in high school, fringe, no.
Speaker 6:Oh, you're talking about the alien one. The alien one X-Files, yeah, x-files.
Speaker 2:Fringe is like X-Files, but better to me. I was thinking of Lost oh. Yeah.
Speaker 6:Yeah, but not the same concept. Yeah, lost makes no sense.
Speaker 4:I never actually watched it, sorry I was looking at Caesar's videos on his page. He has some pretty good ones, pretty cool. What? Sorry? Sorry, my mind's going everywhere.
Speaker 6:Okay, so we normally do this in the first 30, but did y'all do?
Speaker 4:anything. Who's the Grand Prix in Austin?
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Did we what?
Speaker 2:Do anything.
Speaker 4:Do you want to go first or?
Speaker 2:you want to? Yeah, I'll go first. Friday night went up to Denton, which was fun, Hadn't been up there in a minute. Remember Armadillo? We all went to Armadillo with.
Speaker 6:Angie and Joseph it closed.
Speaker 2:It closed but they reopened as a new brewery and it is beautiful. You would love this place because it's kind of like this. It's almost like industrial meets great gatsby is this specifically me like?
Speaker 6:why I would love this? Because you think that I would love industrial meets great gatsby I think you'd be gay steampunk. I think that's your motif, gay steampunk yeah yeah, I mean you throw some pink and glitter and make it look nice.
Speaker 2:I'm going to club, yeah, yeah, from the talks we used to have about having a brewery and we would look at industrial type stuff and be like, oh, that's cool, I like the vibe there, or whatever. This new brewery basically embodies all of the things that we used to want to do.
Speaker 6:Are they going to be successful though?
Speaker 2:Yes, they were fucking packed. And they have really good food. They have pizza. Their beers they're great. I mean they're good. They're not Armadillo Oilworks good, but they are very good. The bar was beautiful, the place was cool, but, yeah, it was packed. We had to wait for a table.
Speaker 6:Nice. I want to thank Omar. Yeah, Omar, thanks for letting Cesar about watching the podcast. Hey, thank you for that. Thank you Appreciate that Okay, so I'm interested.
Speaker 7:Yeah.
Speaker 2:We need to go back, we need to go up there. So we went there and then we went to Speakeasy and we did it New Year's, a couple other things, and we went too hard. Friday night. To be quite honest with you, we don't drink anymore.
Speaker 6:Did you stay there and didn't?
Speaker 2:No no okay. No, we had a ride back to North.
Speaker 4:Fort Worth and we, by that point, we were good. Oh yeah, I don't live that for y'all.
Speaker 2:It's like, yeah, it's not too bad, um, but being britain, britney live kind of by the tex motor speedway, so we just went down there and then out yeah but uh, so we, we basically were kind of like recovering most of the weekend after that, because it was rough and the weekend was, uh, it was rainy and whatnot.
Speaker 6:Yeah, it was kind of a nice time to recover.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we watched Doctor Sleep oh okay. Awesome. It was way better than the Shining, the concept kind of blossomed, and then it was just like I don't know. I liked it a lot.
Speaker 4:It's Ewan McGregor, right, it's Ewan McGregor, yeah, okay, yeah, we watched a handful of movies.
Speaker 2:We we watched a handful of movies, we actually so. On Valentine's, saresh got me this thing and it was like a thing for couples. It's like every week you get a card and it has something to do. It's like either a conversation, or you make a milkshake or you do something different. Every card every week has got something different, and one of the cards was like watch an erotic movie. What I mean, and it listed movies and I'm like, okay, well, I've heard of Eyes Wide Shut, but I've never watched it.
Speaker 4:Oh, okay, all right, that's Kubrick's last movie. Who did the?
Speaker 2:Shining yeah. And so we went and watched and I didn't even realize that. I looked into it afterward I was like, oh, that's another Cooper film. But we watched that Sunday or Monday and I had the weirdest fucking dreams that night. I do not care for that movie. I don't care for the performances of either Nicole Kidman or Tom. Cruise. I disagree. Dude everything. Is it a great movie?
Speaker 6:It's a classic. Is it a classic Technically? It's like a cult classic, Because it was his last film.
Speaker 2:Technically it's like a cult classic.
Speaker 4:Technically. Do you think it's a cult classic? I've never seen it. I've only seen the nude scenes that they post for Nicole Kidman.
Speaker 2:Are there nude?
Speaker 4:scenes Nicole Kidman gets naked in that.
Speaker 2:That was my performance of Tom Cruise, who literally just does questions. He responds to everything with the questions. Is it okay? Is it all right? I'm like just shut the fuck up what?
Speaker 4:are you doing? Do you see Tom Cruise penis?
Speaker 6:No, did you not watch? 40-year-old Virgin? That's what you're supposed to do. Yeah, you're supposed to ask questions. Do you do it yourself? Do you do it yourself? Do you like to do it?
Speaker 4:yourself. What are you fucking reading?
Speaker 2:So yeah not a fan of that movie, a fan of that little card thing that we've got. It's fun, it keeps things interesting but, like that movie?
Speaker 1:not, okay, not a fan. Watch an erotic movie? Yeah, um. And I also am kind of tired of nicole kidman. We've talked about that right.
Speaker 2:No, she's like on everything, especially recently, and so like, even like old nicole kidman, and she was an awful actress. I feel like back then, what? Yeah go back and watch like no the whole scene where she tells about her infidelity. Just her mannerisms. She's just weird. I don't know. It was just not Go back and watch it.
Speaker 6:Okay, but how did she get to where she's at if she was a terrible?
Speaker 2:actress. Obviously she's great.
Speaker 4:And I'm an idiot.
Speaker 2:I understand that, but I don't know. I mean she's a good actress now, but that movie was awful, All right. I mean maybe popular, unpopular opinion.
Speaker 6:I ended up watching the movie A24, another A24 movie. I finally watched Midsommar.
Speaker 2:Oh.
Speaker 6:I've been wanting to check that out. Ooh, it's fucked up yeah. Did you ever watch the movie Wicker man? Oh yeah, I did. With Nicolas Cage, yeah oh, with Nicolas Cage, yeah, oh, yeah, midsommar, it's the same thing, really, it's just better. Okay.
Speaker 6:Yeah, 100%. It's like you should watch. If you can find Wicker man, go back and watch it and then watch Midsommar and there's a lot of similarities to it, like a ton of similarities. Wicker man was funny to me. They just did better. They just did better. It's fucked up. We also watched Bodies, bodies, bodies, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Is this a Drowning Pool film?
Speaker 6:No, but it's got Pete Davidson in it. It's an A24. Yeah, the whole concept is they're going to ride out this hurricane at one of their wealthy family people's houses and then they're going to play this game where they've got to guess who the killer is and then somebody dies really, and now they've got to figure out who the actual killer is.
Speaker 4:Is it like that one with Channing Tatum, the one that just came out?
Speaker 6:That one was pretty good, was it? I didn't know. He had one, the one with, they go out to the island and everyone seems like they're drugged out.
Speaker 2:It's like Don't Blink, or something like that, yeah, yeah, that one was pretty fucked up. It was really fucked up, but it was good.
Speaker 6:Yeah, I think you should watch Bodies, bodies, bodies. Jesse hated it. Yeah, jesse absolutely hated that movie I've been watching like a couple A24s.
Speaker 2:I mean, I feel like that's almost all. That's interesting these days is either like Marvel movies or A24 movies Like those are the only two things.
Speaker 4:Have you seen the one that beat La La Land?
Speaker 6:Everything, everywhere, all at Once. No, because we watched that one and Jesse hated it. That one was good too. I liked it. That was a really good movie, jesse hated that movie.
Speaker 2:Saoirse hasn't seen it. I wanted her to see it. I loved it. I thought.
Speaker 4:The two black gay guys. The gay guy Fuck. What. Christy, look it up. Please Can you look it up real quick. Is it 824? 824. It was really good, really really good. The story is it's separated in three different points of a black guy's life, child's life, child, teenager and then grown up. And it's really oh, what's the name of that movie? Anywho. And um, it's really, oh, what's the name of that movie?
Speaker 6:anywho, yeah, a lot of the good movies moonlight, that's the one very good. I haven't seen that one. Um, I was actually surprised because I I forgot that eight, uh, uncut gems was a24 that one for me uncut jams, uncut jams.
Speaker 4:Um, what'd you, what'd you think about that movie? I liked it. I liked it, except I didn't like the ending. It's so chaotic I.
Speaker 6:I agree, like the entire movie is nothing, but have you seen it?
Speaker 2:what uncut gyms?
Speaker 6:yeah, it's. It's 100 chaos through the entirety of it. I didn't love it. I think it was all right, but I didn't love it the group chat.
Speaker 4:I missed what movie?
Speaker 6:because hervey asked me what 824 is it's what unc movies he's like if?
Speaker 4:it has nothing to do with the cowboys. Or like weird pornography or twitter feeds, then he's not, I did forget that ex machina was a24, is it?
Speaker 2:really that's one of the early ones, that's one of the early a24s.
Speaker 6:That's. That's a great one.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, I forgot to wear my new undies that you talked about. Did you end up buying some I bought? Have you tried them on? I haven't because, like they Shit, I forgot to wear my new undies that you talked about.
Speaker 6:Did you end up buying some? I bought some. Have you tried them on yet? I?
Speaker 2:haven't, because they just came in a couple days ago. I watched them and I haven't worn them, I just want to wear them today. I fucking forgot.
Speaker 6:I want to know what your thought is on it and I want to know what Sarish's thought is on it whenever you wear them. Did you get?
Speaker 4:any I did you get any? I didn't. I haven't gotten it yet. Whenever y'all sent the link I think I was gonna go to about to go to bed.
Speaker 2:I was like I'll get them later okay, well, maybe this could be a next week thing yes, I'll order it, I'll order the game. I do have something to say today talking about tiktok shop. I put get blitzed up on tiktok shop you did and I got my first sale I saw congratulations.
Speaker 2:I saw that, yeah you made a whole video about it. I did because I was like, well, actually Jordan mentioned she's like you should do like a day in the life like show boxing it up and everything like that, and I was like pretty excited because something like that, I mean, I've got, you know, a decent amount of sales from Giblets games dot com but, I, haven't done anything.
Speaker 2:Tick tock shops new to me and so got a sale, I know. But now I got a sale I'm like, oh shit, hell yeah, let's go. And so, uh, hopefully that starts doing things well, when you can find get blitzed at a tiktok shop. Go ahead, get get blitzed. Have fun, watch football, drink with your friends, have a good time punch drunk.
Speaker 4:Love is a very good movie. That seems like a lot going on with that, that that slogan.
Speaker 6:right there, it's not a slogan, it seems like it's a slogan. We that slogan? Right there, it's not a slogan, it seems like it's a slogan. We need to streamline your slogan a little bit. You're like get blitzed I made up one Watch movie or watch game, get blitzed.
Speaker 4:Get blitzed, everybody Get blitzed, it's simple.
Speaker 2:Okay, yeah, let me see what you think about this. Go for it. Introducing Get.
Speaker 4:Blissed, start over. You said Get Blissed, it's cancer, tongue bitch. That's what I got. Do better and it's not a slogan.
Speaker 2:No, the slogan is watch football, play the game, get blitzed. That seems like a lot.
Speaker 6:That was better Watch game. Get blitzed Watch game blitzed Perfect. Simple, straight to the point.
Speaker 2:It tells you nothing about what's going on. Game blitzed. Oh, they get it.
Speaker 6:Game blitzed, they get it.
Speaker 2:You put the comma I think it's like NFL blitz from the 90s.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you're going to have like a Midway that should be your whole marketing. Oh, fuck, yeah. What is Midway going to come sue you?
Speaker 2:Yeah, they're under I don't think they exist. No, there's no way they exist, right.
Speaker 6:I think, they do they probably still do, oh no they're rare.
Speaker 4:now I think they're rare games limited.
Speaker 6:Oh and.
Speaker 4:I think Xbox has them.
Speaker 2:Microsoft and get blitz, the card game that takes watching football from sideline status to full-on party mode, with play cards. Every pass, tackle or touchdown make someone drink. Got the card, make them drink and action cards. They turn things up a notch, strike a heisman pose, lead a cheer or bet on the next. Play. No football like you require, just bring your drink in a good time, easy to play, impossible to forget. Get blitzed because watching the game is just the beginning huh, that was too long no, no, it was.
Speaker 6:It was fine.
Speaker 4:That was like a commercial we got to speed it up.
Speaker 6:That wasn't a slogan, but christy is leading my point right here few words do tricks.
Speaker 2:Save time, see see you alone drink, drink, have fun, get blitzed.
Speaker 4:They see, they see.
Speaker 2:They see how about drink football blitzed?
Speaker 4:Drink football drink beer get drink. Nope, too many words. Drink football get blitzed. Football drink blitzed. Drink football get blitzed. It's too many, it's one too many words. See if you can get the EA Sports guy to do the voiceover, ea Sports to do the voiceover.
Speaker 6:EA Sports. It's in the game. It's in the game Get blitzed, you're hammered as fuck Some shit. I don't know, that's a slogan right there.
Speaker 4:You're hammered as fuck. Get hammered.
Speaker 6:Get blitzed. I'm telling you Get a whole marketing thing right there. Marketing team, right now, spit in my mouth.
Speaker 2:Hey, that's a good one. We could use that.
Speaker 4:Saucy.
Speaker 6:That should be a card Spit in my mouth. What is it? Football? What doesn't it have to do with it? It's the spicy edition.
Speaker 4:This card, if you want, when you want someone to spin your mouth and that's the erotic one version. Okay, I'll get fucked.
Speaker 6:Here's an idea. I here's an idea. I'm giving you an idea. Yeah, I can't wait to hear it. You're going to like it. So you send out a special edition that's going to come with a sports bottle like the kind that you would have where it's got the top. You see the trainers spraying in the mouth. Yeah, there's going to be a special card that you have to spray somebody in the mouth with that and they have to drink it. Okay, until you stop. That's a very strange recommendation, your liquor of choice.
Speaker 2:Liquor. A fucking Gatorade bottle full of liquor. What is your problem? We're getting blitzed. How else?
Speaker 6:am I supposed to get blitzed? That is true. I can't get blitzed off of my Tucky Colt snack. Want to bet? I mean I can, yeah, but it's gonna take a lot and my tum tum's gonna be full. That is true. If I'm drinking straight liquor, I'm not gonna make it through the game.
Speaker 2:And you got blitzed, but that is, I got blitzed and it doesn't matter because you sold the game honestly. That's how you want to watch the cowboys anyway, because watching the cowboys is just a big old fucking letdown. So you might as well just drink liquor out of a gatorade bottle straight and you just call it a day.
Speaker 6:Can we talk?
Speaker 4:about that just for a second. Yeah, actually, let's talk about it, because you know what I did. I watched Manchester United tie a fucking game against Chelsea when they should have won that match and then, while that was happening, the Cowboys game came on, switched over after saw like five minutes and I was like Tammy, do you want to watch Gilmore Girls? Which is a rarity. Do and I was like Tammy.
Speaker 6:Do you want to watch Giltmore Girls, which is a rarity? Do you want to watch Giltmore Girls? Javier's all about it's Sunday. I'm watching football.
Speaker 2:Football is my day. Listen, he had enough heartbreak. I get it. I understand. You don't need to watch the Cowboys more than about five minutes this season to know which way the game's going to go?
Speaker 6:Is this the time that we switch teams? No, will you switch teams. No, we just ditch the Cowboys altogether and we go find a new team to watch you got to have the backup.
Speaker 2:You got to have the backup. I think it's okay to have a backup team. Who's your backup team Right now?
Speaker 4:it's the Ravens Lions. But man, but look, okay, dude, the commanders are doing so fucking good, I'm very happy.
Speaker 6:Did you see that guy fall down? The bleachers and the commanders? But oh man, it was funny, I'd look it up. Is it a baby? Did he command respect? No, but he was, they were. They were. There was some beef going on and he did something and all of a sudden he fell down and it was like, haha, look at that fucker it wasn't that far. He just fell down a few, you know, over the top of the bleachers herpes is uh bills bills.
Speaker 2:A good backup bill is good secondary yeah tim, who's yours?
Speaker 6:you, I don't watch football. Casper Alliance, Casper Alliance. They've let me down though every season, Not this season, baby. No, this season they actually have done good.
Speaker 2:They're killing and making sports. They were on SportsCenter.
Speaker 4:They were.
Speaker 6:That shit's nuts they were. Wow. I watched a lot of high school. So every game that I've been to, every game that I've been to, has been a blowout.
Speaker 4:What.
Speaker 6:It's been a blowout.
Speaker 4:Should. I guess you were right, Javier. Yeah, I was Wow.
Speaker 6:I've seen scores as high as, like in the 60s, to zero.
Speaker 4:Those are tight butts over there, fucking pervert. Sorry guys, I fucking hate it here. Tight butts driving nuts.
Speaker 6:I'm Tim Statham working for the man Team Bud's driving nuts. I feel like there's not any good high school football, that's, you know. Evenly Bud-wise yeah.
Speaker 4:Well, I'll tell you what I will say. North Crowley, their football team, has generally been good North.
Speaker 6:Crowley has done great.
Speaker 4:I've worked a lot of those games.
Speaker 6:If I was going gonna pick a nfl team, though, to be my backup yeah uh, the houston oilers so the titans but they're gone now, so no, no, no, no, no no no, houston oilers.
Speaker 2:Houston oilers became the titans. Yeah, they became the titans. And then the tennessee.
Speaker 4:Houston oilers moved to tennessee to become the oilers. And then what?
Speaker 6:the houston houston oilers moved to tennessee to become the titan.
Speaker 2:Yes, yes, that's what I just said did you, and you kept saying texans and you're correcting me and then the texans formed later on nice yeah I messed what?
Speaker 6:yeah, okay, carry on no, um, houston oilers right, and that's it. Okay, they don't exist anymore. So I have to watch old videos of them. Nice, but at least I'm watching something. If I was going to pick one, I'd probably say Green Bay, green.
Speaker 2:Bay's good. Green Bay's a good old-fashioned team.
Speaker 6:Yeah, I've always liked them and I like the concept of it's the people's team.
Speaker 2:They own it right, Right.
Speaker 6:So that's, pretty cool.
Speaker 2:All right, let's take a few steps back back all right, we got into a couple. Oh yeah, fuck, what did y'all do this?
Speaker 4:weekend. Uh, tammy's friends threw her birthday party at uh upper 90 this weekend. It was a costume party. Um, it was a lot of fun. Uh, me and tammy dressed up as the vegan police from scott pilgrim versus the world I made jesse watch that she hated it what, scott pilgrim, that is such a good film she didn't like it.
Speaker 6:I think she said she saw it. It was maybe because she didn't watch it whenever it came out?
Speaker 4:yeah, because it came out like 15 years ago, so she doesn't have the nostalgia that that I have, you have, we have yeah the guy saw it in at the old uh movie tavern in ridgemar and I was there opening night and I went and sat in my seat and someone's like hey fucker, it wasn't, it wasn't bobby, it wasn't bobby hernandez, because you know bobby right, he's always like hey fucker or hey puto. Uh, it was josh gear, remember josh gear?
Speaker 2:yeah, it worked there and yeah, he did and he's like it's happened by rich mark yeah yeah, he's like what are you doing here?
Speaker 6:I'm like to watch movies for free there.
Speaker 4:Yeah, same yeah, yeah, I saw the incredible hulk over there and the matrix revolutions and the other one.
Speaker 2:We would also always watch, like Darren and I would always go for the Thursday midnight showings for all the movies.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And then he was the manager, so we'd close it down and then he had like this little dirt bike and we'd just like ride it around in the parking lot until it was like time to go home.
Speaker 6:I was like a lot of Thursdays that's a weird thing, though. All right, so you watched. Oh no, no, we did that. Oh, you dressed up we dressed up like them.
Speaker 4:It was, thank God, uber. Was we Ubered there? She gave us these patches to put on. It was like anti-hangover patches.
Speaker 6:Did they work? They did man.
Speaker 4:Really I didn't feel like shit, I was just really sleepy. Of course, the time changed, you know, the hours went back, yeah, and so we didn't stay out. We were out till like 1.30.
Speaker 2:You gained an hour.
Speaker 4:We gained an hour, and so I went to bed at 2.30, which I guess was 3.30, because I was eating like falautas from Pollo Reggio.
Speaker 4:Pollo Reggio, it was really good, she was delicious, but we had a good time Sunday, like I said, cowboys and man United what Today? Like I said, cowboys and man United, what else, what else? Oh, shout out to the homegirl, natasha. She finished the New York City Marathon, and so did my other friend, stephanie Munoz. Shout out to them for their hard work, congrats, great, which, by the way, I was tracking them on the map, and it's cool because they had a 3D option where you can see the outlines of the buildings which, me and Tim, we talked about going to New York next year for a weekend or something, because I've never gone, yeah me neither.
Speaker 4:I've always wanted to go. You should. Yeah, we've only been there on standby or our layover for a couple hours when we were coming back from. Yeah, that didn't count that didn't count. There were pigeons that were flying in. What airport was that?
Speaker 2:Newark? I don't know, I don't remember. What a terrible airport. Yeah.
Speaker 4:Anywho what else Friday? What did we do Friday?
Speaker 2:I'm trying to think Is that what it's called?
Speaker 4:Oh, and we went out to Simply Fondue for her birthday.
Speaker 6:They have JFK and LaGuardia.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's right. Yeah, but they also have Newark, don't they? Yeah, I don't know Where's New New. Jersey, New Jersey oh yeah, how was Simply Fondue? How was Simply Fondue Always good.
Speaker 2:Didn't we just have this conversation with Dank last week, Did we? Yeah, he was like what is Fondue? Oh no.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so I planned it. We went to there on Friday, thursday, the next day I already made the reservation, but Simply Fondue was really good, it's always good. How many white people were there? There were not too many.
Speaker 6:It was.
Speaker 4:Halloween night. It was Halloween night, so it was. What does that have to do with white people?
Speaker 6:Well, white people love dressing up in their hoods. You know they love Halloween you asked that question there, buddy.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, no, I'm kidding, but no, there was.
Speaker 2:Don't you ever fucking make fun of white people. What is wrong with you? It's our country now?
Speaker 4:God damn it. Do you know who our president is? Oh my God. But no, there was a good amount of white people Allegedly. Let me just say they were so nice to us and we always have a great time. This is our second time going to always have a great time we went for one time post post pandemic for her birthday. It was really good. Downtown, right downtown, over there, next to whenever you go down there there's a sign for you to go to scat yeah, or simply, simply fondue.
Speaker 4:Okay, and uh, dude, but um, we were like gonna walk downtown, what do you order there?
Speaker 2:because I I'm actually curious. They give you an option.
Speaker 4:Cheese dips can't just all be cheese dips right.
Speaker 6:No, no, no. You cook your meats in oil, you do you do Oil or broth.
Speaker 4:So we chose the broth option, cajun broth. But they give you, like it's $60 for, like, a four course Salad, the meats salad, appetizer, meats and dessert. I think Anyways. Meats and dessert, I think anyways. But the dessert was a fucking bomb. It was like bananas foster like type you know cream?
Speaker 6:yeah, it was really fucking good.
Speaker 4:I can't describe it, it was just delicious nice, the only time that I've been there.
Speaker 6:Um I I was trying to save a marriage and um it didn't work.
Speaker 4:Did it buddy?
Speaker 6:he failed and it was good. It's good that it didn't um, but they have a private dining option, or they used to that you could book, right. I'm gonna tell you straight up, it was not worth the extra money, really. Yeah, and it puts you in a little bitty room and they pull a curtain and that's it, like it's noisy and you're backed by wherever they're could everybody hear y'all argue like sir, it's not that kind of private. We didn't yell at each other, we just didn't really talk.
Speaker 2:That was one of my favorite places Not that, but I'll get to it that was. One of my favorite places to take girls on a date was the Italian restaurant in Camp Bowie downstairs, because they each booth had their own, like little shutters so it was very private.
Speaker 6:Do you remember that? I never went. I've never been there, I never went to no it was the Piccolo Mondo's I don't remember what it was called, though it was like.
Speaker 2:Italian Inn. It was like I'm pretty sure it was actually. Italian Inn yeah, yeah it, you'd go in. Super Mario and they always had a piano player and they had like a salad bar and then you'd just go close to doors. They would like come by and hey, what are? You ordering and then they'd come back and bring the food and it's like a very private. It was like a nice restaurant but there's like writing all over the wall, like it was just kind of a weird.
Speaker 4:Could you do like hand stuff without them knowing Like you? You probably could. Someone's in here, someone's in here, like.
Speaker 2:I said Come back in 10 minutes. It was a really good date place Sorry.
Speaker 4:I can think about the people you took.
Speaker 6:Did you? You said you were on the dessert part. Yeah. You said like Bananas Foster.
Speaker 2:From the chat Boca de Biche.
Speaker 4:Well done. It was really good. Bravo bj, that's my favorite that's my favorite.
Speaker 6:Uh, that's my favorite date place. Um, all right, so after dessert, that y'all leave y'all did y'all walk around, we walk around downtown we went to.
Speaker 4:They had a thing at sundown square. They had a band playing, because it was you know, halloween and then we were just walking around and going by. I asked her if she wanted to go to a library. But she's like no, but there's like dude, the homeless problem over there has gone up like there was a guy who's like hey, do you have any money?
Speaker 4:it's like I know man, sorry, I don't know, I only got card. Well, if I told you that I know where an atm is, would you go give? I'm like bro, no, like I was like sorry, man, I don't, I'm not comfortable with that. Have a good night. But I was like thinking, do I gotta?
Speaker 6:start bringing my gun to downtown. I mean, it used to be. It was safe, right, like for a while there were horse cops there. I remember whenever we were young and you couldn't really go downtown because it was kind of dangerous when we were real young, and then it got better. Um, and now they've had that whole beef between the, the family members that own downtown, so they have two different security things and they've got two different arts festivals now that compete and it's just gone the shit down.
Speaker 2:Listen if you think fort worth is bad, oh, I don't think let me tell you about dallas, because yesterday I went and I drove to work like I always do.
Speaker 2:Oh, I know, I get to my little parking lot at about 7 am, I step out of my car to get the back seat, to get my backpack out and all my stuff and and I get this whiff of just the worst possible. It was like a like a porta potty, but stewed and much worse. I'm like what is that smell? And I looked down and it was like a port-a-potty, but stewed and much worse. I'm like what is that smell? And I looked down and it was just a big old pile of human shit. Just a big old pile of human shit. And I saw a homeless man look back at me and then continue to walk the other direction like yeah, that was me bitch. And I almost threw up Like it was the most disgusting shit and it was just right there.
Speaker 4:And I didn't know what else to do. Oh, thanks for sending us a picture. So I sent the picture to the boys and I went to work. So first off back in the day, when we all had sidekicks like our friends used to take nasty shits and send us pictures, right, and it was the fucking worst. Like we're like what the fuck are you doing?
Speaker 2:that's always the early days of camera. It was just zeus and noel really it was always just noel so god damn you guys.
Speaker 6:If I was, if I was, that homeless person, I would have. I would have stayed and watched to see who pulled up, and then I would have made eye contact with you and I wouldn't have walked away, I would have just watched, oh there was.
Speaker 2:There was eye contact and I didn't. I I think it might have been eye contact before I saw what was on the ground. And I looked and he was looking at me and I'm like that's weird.
Speaker 6:And then I finally understand what is happening, and then I would have looked at you and smiled and gave you a wink.
Speaker 2:Look, there was no teepee, it was just a dirty, nasty shit that must have left a trace behind, is all I'm saying. That guy has got some shit on his. I'm heading to the river, his, I'm heading to the river. I'm heading to the river.
Speaker 4:It was awful can I tell you like I'm gonna bathe. A couple years ago, you know, I went to san francisco. Uh, we went to where san jose, we drove out to san francisco. We're at the? Uh, the bridge, was it?
Speaker 1:the, uh, the golden gate, golden gate, bridge. Yeah, you forget the name of the bridge. I did, we were at the bridge.
Speaker 4:I was going to say Brooklyn Bridge. I've never been to Brooklyn. So we're at the Golden Gate and so there's a spot where you're walking up the turret, the little pills, pill boxes or whatever. Yeah, and I got this good view of the Golden Gate. I'm like man, this is beautiful, majestic. You know, I have Tammy recording me. I put a Funky Panther sticker there. I'm just looking, I'm like this is so beautiful. I look down and there's just a big old fucking turd. I guess somebody had pulled their pants down against the wall and just took a terrible shit on the wall.
Speaker 4:Just projectile, projectile. I was like, yeah, it's time to go, it's time to go. So we just got in the car and we just left.
Speaker 6:Let me ask you what kind of homeless person would you be?
Speaker 4:I think I'd be a gentleman homeless man with a top hat and monocle, because they would think I was crazy. They'd call me gentleman top hat, homeless Mexican.
Speaker 6:I think I would embrace the crazy.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I think you would too, I think I would Start screaming at little kids.
Speaker 2:It's hard to consider what's going on in your mind, to be in a position like that. So I guess you might have to be a little, I don't know.
Speaker 6:Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 2:I don't know. I would say I'd be the good one and go to the shelter and eat the food and do the things, I would go to the QT and use their bathroom instead of the concrete.
Speaker 6:But if I got in that situation. I'm more than likely not going to do normal things, no, that's just mental health, that's the mental health kind of homeless.
Speaker 4:You know. They have your Will Smith type from the movie Pursuit of Happiness, mm-hmm. With a Y.
Speaker 4:You know where you're just down on your with the yes, with the, with a lie, with a lie with a lie. Um, yeah, you know, you're just like down on your luck and your wife's run off and you're trying to take your kid and uh, the other kind is the mental health one and the other is the drug addict one. So I don't know, man this, just like there's different kinds of homeless, especially on on magnolia or like you, you know, you see some in South America.
Speaker 6:I mean, that's where I almost got robbed, yeah, magnolia, yeah, and I told that story before where I drew a gun.
Speaker 2:I'll do it again. He always keeps a pen and paper with him. I drew a gun.
Speaker 6:Look what I got Yep, I had to quickly whip it out and draw it. Yeah, I don't know, I think I would be a Nerd.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I think I'd just embrace the full craze, shit in your hand and throw it against a window at a taco place.
Speaker 6:Nah, I don't want to do that I don't want to do that? That sounds gross.
Speaker 2:I think that if I had to pick one of the three, I'd probably be one of the druggy ones. I feel like that if I got to that position, what matters?
Speaker 5:Nothing matters. You might as well just yeah, just whatever Put that needle in my vein, baby. Nah, I don't think.
Speaker 6:I'd do that I'd try to get back on my feet. Give me that black tar, but I would be that one, though. If I did something like that guy did, I would make sure and watch. Get away, I'm masturbating, all right. What else did you?
Speaker 4:say this weekend. That's pretty much it. You know, of course it's nothing. That's it. Oh, watching a lot of Gilmore Girls. We're re-watching it for like the third time, which I love it. I love the Gilmore Girls show.
Speaker 2:You watch Shrinking right.
Speaker 4:Oh, fucking new episodes tonight. Yeah, those episodes here lately uh have been pretty hard for me. Yeah, they're not for me personally, but I'm just saying they're rough, yeah, they're emotional.
Speaker 2:They're very emotional, like it always has been, but and it's still funny, but it's leaning more on the emotion and less on the funny like it's still funny, yeah, but it really makes you feel it from every character, like every character's got their shit. But I it reminded me because, um, the grandma from gilmore girls was on the new episode. She's, uh, harrison ford's ex-wife and I was like, oh, where is?
Speaker 4:she from, and I was like oh shit, that's the gilmore grandma yeah, well, I wish you would have said anything, because I was planning on watching it tonight and I would have loved to just watch, watch her it's just spoiler.
Speaker 2:Look, look it up on IMDB.
Speaker 4:It's not like I spoiled anything spoiler Marvel alert no, yeah, I forget, you know, and I'm glad this is the third second season. I think it's the second. Yeah, it's still new, it's. I think there's not that many. There's not that many episodes left. There's maybe like four or five. Probably. This isn't the last season, though, right, I mean I guess they haven't picked it up yet or anything yet. They will. It's a great show. Have you seen it?
Speaker 6:No, no, you should download it.
Speaker 4:It's on Apple TV, jason Segel.
Speaker 2:Jason Segel and then Jessica Williams.
Speaker 6:And then Harrison Ford, harrison, shrinking, shrinking. Yeah, the woman that was on.
Speaker 2:It's probably one of my top five shows because just the comedy in it, like it's, it's a feel good. It's kind of like Ted Lasso where it makes you feel, but it's also really funny.
Speaker 4:Oh, shout out to, speaking of which, who created it? Brett Goldstein, the guy who plays Roy Kent on Ted. He's on Shrinking, but he co-created the show.
Speaker 2:Shrinking. Yeah, he co-created it.
Speaker 6:That's why there's a similarity, then probably huh yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, also Flip All His Life. I watched Venom and he was there.
Speaker 4:Oh, he is in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:I need to watch that. There's also one commercial I saw recently he's been popping up on some random he has been.
Speaker 4:I think it was like an 18t commercial or some yeah, he was like is he actually a soccer player? Not sarah chalk? Yeah, he was, he was a soccer player. Okay, I didn't know that it was. Um, it was, uh, the other doctor, the douchey doctor, not douchey, he was a really good carded doctor, but um, his wife, the douchey doctor's wife on scrubs that.
Speaker 1:That's who she was, yeah, yeah yeah, but what is it?
Speaker 4:What's the question? New doc in Netflix.
Speaker 2:An hour into the episode and we're going to get to oh fuck, we're still getting it.
Speaker 4:Oh, okay, so you did yours, I did mine, tim did his. Yeah, you want to just skip him?
Speaker 6:Yeah, we can skip him. Give me uh, watch movies and slept um anyways, yeah, cool. So, um, I wanted to ask a question. I I was going through tiktok and, um, I wanted to ask you guys now, y'all have heard about the dude.
Speaker 6:There's like a news thing about this where this guy accidentally he was he's like a house cleaner and he got hired by somebody. He went and cleaned the apartment and, um, the person he's like a house cleaner, he got hired by somebody, he went and cleaned the apartment and the person who's supposed to be cleaning the apartment, he texted me. He's like hey, where are you at? He's like I'm sitting in your apartment petting your cat right now. And they're like I don't have a cat. Come to find out this apartment that he randomly was in had the key underneath the doormat, which the apartment that he was supposed to go to was going to have the same thing, and he went and cleaned a random person's apartment, like from top to bottom, right, all right. So what do you do in that situation? Do you sit around and wait for the homeowner to get there? Do you leave him a note? Do you just leave?
Speaker 2:I think I would leave a note. I would leave a note Would you. Yeah, I would say like this is a huge misunderstanding. This is what happened. Uh, if you need to chat, here's my number. We can talk through it. I think I would just leave.
Speaker 6:I would leave, I wouldn't leave anything really, and I would maybe sit back and wait and maybe like I would want to know, like, what their reaction was, because now I'm like, oh, now I'm curious, because I mean I did a really good job, I cleaned this entire place up, made it really, really nice, and I want to see what their reaction is I'll tell you what you can do.
Speaker 3:This, uh, because my house needs some cleaning and I won't I'll leave the key there I won't, but then just pretend I didn't know about it.
Speaker 2:You know about it, though I never knew about it um, all right.
Speaker 6:So I think I brought this up before. But you know, when the manson family was trying to like plan stuff, they would go and do what they call creepy crawling and they would break into people's houses in the middle of the night while people are home and rearrange their furniture. Right Now I want to pose the question. Now your house just got cleaned, but then the next night you wake up, you go to sleep and the next morning you wake up and your house, everything's been rearranged and it's better. Everything's in a better place. It's more feng shui. Doubt it. Are you? It is. It is in this situation.
Speaker 2:Okay, so are you gonna be mad? Yeah, I would be upset. You'd be upset either way if someone was in my house, even if the situation where someone left a note, if they left a note. I feel like I might actually give them a little bit of grace. Yeah, but if someone just left and I knew they left, I'd be like getting on my cameras calling the cops like someone invaded my home but what if they made it?
Speaker 6:better I don't care they didn't take anything, I don't care they put the tv like in a better position, they put the.
Speaker 2:That's that's emotional distress for my dogs, like they don't need that they were really nice to the dogs and they enjoyed it.
Speaker 6:Benny was happy as can be Bullshit and Maui was hiding because he had boots on Right. That's what she does. Yeah, I'm just saying so. Would you be All right? I want you to think about it though.
Speaker 2:I'm not giving him the answer that he needs. You really want to? Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 4:No no no.
Speaker 6:After the initial shock, though, and you're like sitting there, and you're just like when you get home tonight, Chad your house is going to be rearranged. Wait a second. This is much better now. You're not going to give give the benefit of the doubt. You're not going to, you're not going to let that person win. You're.
Speaker 2:Yeah. I mean I could definitely see that. I'm not going to be spiteful and move it back just because they were better. Yeah, I mean I would be appreciative, but they're going to jail.
Speaker 7:They're going to jail.
Speaker 6:You're going to send somebody to try?
Speaker 2:to better your life to jail. What the fuck are they doing in my house? I'm sorry.
Speaker 4:You said Manson family, they murdered people.
Speaker 2:Well, I was just giving an example they went and rearranged.
Speaker 4:oh yeah, bad example this one's, this one's not gonna do that. They murdered an actress the heir to the Folgers fortune that's true like a bunch of other people, okay, but what would you do, bro? I'm Mexican, like I'm killing someone or calling somebody nah that you who you calling the cartel. I don't know you don't know the cartel hey, we got like two months until Trump kicks everybody out.
Speaker 6:But I mean, let's just say look, you came home and everything was nicely cleaned, and it wasn't Tammy that did it. Would you be freaking out or would you be? Nothing showed up on your ring camera either. You don't even have. It's like nobody was there.
Speaker 4:I think I'd be like oh, I'd call Tammy and be like oh hey, thank you for cleaning everything.
Speaker 6:And she's like I didn't.
Speaker 4:And then I'd go where I do.
Speaker 6:I'd call the cops yeah, for sure she called the cops, and they can't find anything, though. But are you going to be? It's just a cleaning fairy at this point, okay, okay Now you're just getting more and more imaginary. No, this is what I do. This is some fucking bullshit. I am, I am. It's a cleaning fairy.
Speaker 2:I'm going to plant If you can't find them, then there's nothing you can do and you just are appreciated.
Speaker 4:I'm going to plant a trap.
Speaker 6:I'm going to have my brother, tammy take this I'm going to wait there with a gun.
Speaker 4:They don't see any cars in the driveway.
Speaker 6:You're going to kill the cleaning fairy. Hell, yeah, good fairy.
Speaker 2:I'm pretty sure you just like cage fairy. So what prompted me.
Speaker 4:I think that pixie dust is cocaine or MDMA.
Speaker 6:I had this TikTok.
Speaker 7:I'm going to play the audio for you, okay houses to steal their stuff, but I would rearrange your furniture, okay. So I went into somebody's house door, right. I opened the door, dude's like hey, what are you doing? I was like, oh my bad, right, and I closed the door. He thought I was breaking in and the guy is standing there with a doorman. I'm like that's the guy I tried to break in my house.
Speaker 7:So I hit the security guard, thank god, and I take off, right, and I'm like I'm just gonna run away. I just start checking doors. One of them opens. I go through the apartment. This lady's like, ah, right, I run through there. I go out to her deck that faces the center. I jump off of her deck onto a different one and I go down the stairs from that eighth floor. So I just ran through two apartments, right. And then I go to the leasing office, and leasing office is in the basement floor too, and I go in there and it's unlocked. So I go in there and I lock it. I'm like, cool, I'm just gonna chill here till like they leave, right, I'm really high, I've been up for like a week, right, right, I forget that Like I'm hiding from the cops and I rearranged the leasing office.
Speaker 6:Okay, so in that scenario, would you be mad? Would?
Speaker 2:you be really confused. I'm mad that we're still having this conversation. So, yeah, probably.
Speaker 6:I would actually I think I'd be happy that somebody came in and cleaned my house from top to bottom and rearranged my furniture, made it perfect.
Speaker 4:I'll be appreciative, still freaked out.
Speaker 6:I'm still sending them to jail though.
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay, all that shit, you're still.
Speaker 6:Son of a.
Speaker 2:Come on, I had you on that one.
Speaker 6:You thought I was just going to be like oh, you know, it's all good.
Speaker 4:They're my friend man. That shit's wild though. I mean it's like Christy's saying Nowadays everyone has houses top to bottom, everywhere around. I have cameras all around my house and in the inside too, and I mean, you can't do that. I mean maybe 10 years ago.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you can't do that. Yeah, I've got cameras everywhere now Everyone's got cameras now they're super cheap.
Speaker 2:Nowadays, everybody wants to talk. They've got cameras. Everyone's got cameras now they're super cheap. Nowadays, everybody want to talk Like they got something to say too. Nothing comes out, though, when they're moving the list All right.
Speaker 6:So the other thing that I wanted to bring up, just a bunch of chippers. The other thing I wanted to bring up tonight was we had a timeline, we shifted timelines. Okay, where the motherfucker's at Right, harambe, was killed, we shifted timelines.
Speaker 4:I don't dude, Hang on. I don't want to talk about that story. That story makes me sad, harambe.
Speaker 6:You know where I'm going. I know where you're going with this. We're going to talk about it. Peanut the squirrel.
Speaker 4:Y'all talk about this. I got to go pee. This subject really gets me upset. It's fucked up, it, it really gets me upset.
Speaker 6:Yeah, it's fucked up. It's really fucked up. So there was a TikTok person and they had this animal sanctuary and they used what they got from TikTok and other various platforms, including OnlyFans, to help pay for their animal sanctuary. Well, the star of this TikTok was Peanut the squirrel. It was a squirrel that they found and they raised up and they made it all nice and it lived there and they showed videos and all that other stuff. Right, somebody didn't like the fact that they had a squirrel and they reported them to the New York police and they showed up and they raided their house Because of a squirrel. Well, he also had a raccoon too, and they took the raccoon and they took the squirrel and they had to make sure they didn't have rabies and so they killed him.
Speaker 2:Holy shit.
Speaker 6:So the theory is that Harambe was killed and we jumped timelines there, and now Peanut's been killed and we've jumped another timeline how is that a thing?
Speaker 2:how is it when an animal makes the news because of their death?
Speaker 6:this that big, but okay, harambe. We can look at harambe and we can see that clearly, the world went sideways. After post harambe pre harambe, life was good. Post harambe, life is bad. Yeah, okay, so was this all to correct the timeline, and if so, I think we fucked up again I'm I'm not with this one tim.
Speaker 2:You're not with this one no, I, I'm all for alternative. Uh, you know timelines, but I don't think it was from the death of an animal.
Speaker 6:I don't think so either, that death I mean that-. It's fucked up though the subject the situation with that.
Speaker 4:I think there was like another story a couple weeks ago here in Fort Worth or somewhere, one of the suburbs, where a man went to somebody's yard and killed their dog. What, yeah, well, the dog was yeah, I don't know the situation, but they ended up saying that the guy didn't have to go over there and shoot the dog and uh killed it. And I I commented and I'm getting kind of bold when it comes to like saying shit now online- I mean you should find me.
Speaker 4:Whatever president's able to do that, I think it's fine totally so like uh, I was like if that guy did that to my dog, I would kill him, or maybe I would go to his house and wait till the night. And uh, there was a joke I heard somewhere where the guy's like man, we're gonna, we're gonna, lay off some people, you're oldest, we're gonna let you go, we gotta retire and maybe you can, you know, catch up on your hobbies. He's like, well, no, I don't, I don't want to retire. And the guy's like, well, we need to cut back on money. And the guy's like, well, I guess you're right, I do have this one hobby. I always had a hobby where I wanted to go to, uh, my manager's house and uh, see how loud he screams, not from his pain but from the pain of his family, you know from me like getting tweezers and squeezing their thumbs and their fingers.
Speaker 4:That's one hobby that I can do. This is a joke. This was on SNL, it was with Charlton Heston. It's like maybe 20 years ago, 25 years ago. And he's like yeah, I think I can catch up with that once I'm retired. And the manager's like oh no, no, you don't need to retire, you don't need to retire, you don't need that gold watch yet, we'll just keep you on here. Yeah, just get your mind off of that thing.
Speaker 6:But no, if somebody killed my pet, I would kill somebody, would you go?
Speaker 4:full? John wick, probably I would. I've said this about family. If anybody hurts my family, I think I would. If they were, if they went to jail, I think I'd kill their family one by one. And you know, just that way. They know they're like you're suffering in there. You can't do anything about it, but I'm out here and I'm making law-abiding citizen. That was a good one that was a good one.
Speaker 6:You ever see law-abiding citizen? I don't think so oh, you're giving away the whole plot now, fuck, fuck I guess yeah mom you should still watch it kill more girls grandma hey man, you win. You should still, you should still watch it.
Speaker 4:You should still watch it. No, but I think it's. It's like you know somebody goes into your house, takes your animals and euthanizes them.
Speaker 6:So my question is though, like so it all came from a solitary person reporting right? Mm-hmm. So it's kind of the same as, just like I don't know, you get so mad at somebody or you're just they got something more than you got, or whatever, and so you dox them on the internet or you swat them. You know the swatting thing.
Speaker 4:Yeah, like swatting them like a fly.
Speaker 6:No, yeah, getting the swat team because you make a phone. Have you heard that?
Speaker 4:No. Swatting.
Speaker 6:So it happens someone could just log on here, see what we're doing, get our ip address, figure out where we're at, and then they call the local police department. They're like, yeah, these guys got hostages and blah blah, and I can hear somebody screaming and they hang up and then the police show up not just the police SWAT team.
Speaker 4:Well, yeah, but that's I mean.
Speaker 6:Then they're gonna get caught no sometimes sometimes they don't that's wild, yeah, so. Yeah.
Speaker 4:so I say, all this we should ban the internet, but I'm not big to any porn.
Speaker 2:No one uses the internet more than you two boys. I don't think that's actually true. Yeah, probably.
Speaker 6:Do you think TikTok's going to go away? You just sold your first item on TikTok shop. Yeah, do you think it's going to go away?
Speaker 2:That was a weird try to tie that together. Do you think it's going to go away? That's a weird try to tie that together.
Speaker 6:Do you think it's going to go away?
Speaker 2:I don't know if it's going to go away or not. I don't know. Probably not. I would assume not.
Speaker 6:I don't know, tariffs. It's not made here in the United States. Okay, they actually gave. I think they gave TikTok. They were like you have to move the majority of operations or sell it to the US company.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 6:And I don't think they're going to do that.
Speaker 2:But I think it's just going to be like this thing that just goes down the rabbit hole until, literally, the next TikTok comes along, because we're about due for another social media Like I would be okay.
Speaker 6:I would be okay, Blim Blam would be good. I'd be okay if TikTok went away and Vine came right back.
Speaker 4:Oh, but I mean, I want longer than 15 seconds.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but I mean TikTok started that way. They all start at one point and go crazy. Five seconds, Five seconds.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I think Vine was five seconds.
Speaker 2:But TikTok was 15 or 20. It was short when it started right. It was right. And then it just kind of picked up. And now what's it like?
Speaker 6:I mean, you can go live for hours like well, but you can also do like three minute long. They're trying to like bring in some like long format videos and stuff like that long dong I. I really enjoy, though, because you scroll through tiktok, I come across the vine accounts and it's like I'm posting, reposting, you know, classic vines until they bring vine back I like watching those videos on youtube on the group chat.
Speaker 4:Uh, on the chat I found my wife on the internet, says hervey he did yeah, I mean, I found jesse on the internet. You did yeah, tinder, that's the internet friends that found their significant others on on the internet yeah dark web websites. Dark web, dark web. Um, let's see also on the group chat. Did you hear about the north koreans using internet for the first time, just looking at porn?
Speaker 6:yeah, so I wanted to bring that up also as well. So North Koreans have been released into Russia Because they're supporting Russia the fight for Ukraine Okay. Right, but with that their phones have been unlocked so they can use. They're freely able to use the internet, and we don't know if this has been reported like official or not.
Speaker 4:I think I saved the the video well, I think we had this conversation about how, whenever I used to work at t-mobile and I'd sign them up for prepaid phone plans with like 200 megabytes of internet, they'd come back like two days later because they ran out of internet, and so whenever I checked there, I was like, well, let me check and see what you're doing if it's on, and it'd be nothing but like fucking hardcore pornography these guys were perverts dude that's why no wonder he wants to get them all out of here so it kind of sounds like north korean soldiers uh, maybe can't handle modern internet.
Speaker 8:Now, take this with a huge grain of salt. It is entirely unverified at this point, but it's a story that I'm seeing circulate across ukrain, russian and English-speaking channels. So supposedly, as North Korean soldiers entered Russia about a week ago, they were issued phones for communication that opened up their first ever access to open Internet. Think about it right, and it sounds like pretty quickly they found out about porn, and then a bunch of them quickly got addicted, and now the Russian forces are having a hard time getting these North Koreans to do much of anything but sit around and look at porn on their phones. So again, 100% not verified at this point, but too funny not to share.
Speaker 6:What do you think their first porn they watched was? Because I can imagine as a kid like you first get on the internet for the first time like boobs carmen electro and then you're like nice ladies yeah nice ladies. You can't spell vagina yet, so you you're like whatever in, I don't china china yeah okay yeah, so they spell that out and they get you know whatever I'm just trying to like, envision like the first guy. It's like the first person that ever did mushrooms.
Speaker 4:Lady, no no.
Speaker 6:Mushroom. That got him really fucked up. Yeah, and they're all like and so their comrades are sitting there like that.
Speaker 2:I'm like fuck is he looking at?
Speaker 6:I can't imagine not having the internet and then getting it completely like a hundred percent. Yeah, because we got ramped in like nice and slow right and I sure and diddy and I feel like I feel like kids get um, they get kind of slowly introduced. You know, they watch miss rachel on youtube or whatever.
Speaker 4:Who's miss rachel? Who the fuck is miss. You don't know who miss rachel is.
Speaker 6:She's some big titty, uh porn so you should look at miss rachel Really. Yeah, she's doing wonderful things for kids stuff. Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey man. But Miss Rachel's pretty hot. She's doing all the does all the videos for kids and all that stuff. It's good for them but she's also easy on the eyes.
Speaker 4:And the Okay.
Speaker 6:Yeah, she's not bad Sorry. Anyways. Sorry, sorry, anyways, sorry, sorry, sorry. Wait, you know what? Nobody's canceled anymore, but they get. They get introduced into, like you know. So even kids are. You know, kids in the united states are in in developed countries that have internet, get kind of slowly introduced. But these guys are full-grown adults and they're just getting to your point.
Speaker 4:Just open internet it's kind of like the 9-11 is it? Everything ties back to 9-11, if you watch like any movie on 9-11, and they show the terrorists. You see that, like on their last night they, the the mastermind got them like strippers and hookers. And it's just funny because they're like we don't know what to do, we, what do we do? Oh yeah it's just funny, man, man, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4:It's like what do you do? It's like whenever you touch a titty for the first time and you're just like, you're so excited and you're just like it feels like sandbags.
Speaker 6:I mean I can't imagine, oh my God. I really can't imagine, though, going like straight into, like not having the Internet and all of a sudden, Breasts.
Speaker 4:Free communications Breasts.
Speaker 6:So someone was posting on TikTok.
Speaker 4:I mean, no fuck, okay, can we scratch. I'm so sorry Someone was. I mean because they're hungry. You know there's a famine in North Korea. They don't get food.
Speaker 6:They don't get food. He's got a point.
Speaker 4:I'm sorry, whoa, I didn't mean it like that no-transcript.
Speaker 6:And you know they're taking a picture of him and so with the, with the north korean passport. So I go in the comments and look and the top comment it's kim jong Jong-un. No, it's not.
Speaker 2:It said the name is Kim Jong-un.
Speaker 6:There's a picture of Kim Jong-un and he just says no, and so of course people are in there. Like you know, I feel your pain, brother, and all this stuff in there. And I asked the important question. I said is it true that you don't pee or poop? Oh. And then he responded who told you that? So I haven't had this, I need to continue on the conversation. Kim jong-un, but I found it. I found it interesting that kim jong-un is actually active on tiktok please report back.
Speaker 2:Please report back with your findings, so we're talking about social media and I just had this like thing to want to like search. Uh, real quick, ask chat gpt about, like ask jeeves quick Ask Chat GPT about different social.
Speaker 2:I asked Jeeves about the different social media platforms that we've had over the past. It went back about 30 years. Have you ever heard of Six Degrees Like Six Degrees of Separation? It was called Six Degrees. It was a social media platform that came out in 97 and allowed users to create profiles and connect with friends, and it reached 3.5 million users at its peak, which is probably pretty high for 97, wouldn't you think?
Speaker 6:Yeah, because the internet was like dial up and it was painfully slow. Next Zynga I remember Zynga?
Speaker 4:Was that the? Do you remember it?
Speaker 6:was blogs and stuff.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we made it a social media platform. You could comment. You'd type something, people comment.
Speaker 6:You could comment, so you'd type something. Right, people comment, you could comment back.
Speaker 4:Did we ever talk about Gaggle? Remember Gaggle Like our first email.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that was like a Eighth grade Because it was all blocked.
Speaker 3:It was all very strict as to what you could do with it.
Speaker 6:That's how you send copious amounts of porn to somebody. I didn't do it, but I gave.
Speaker 2:I gave the.
Speaker 6:I gave the. I gave the email address to somebody, so yeah, tim got got no, no, no, no.
Speaker 4:I got in trouble for it, because then I also figured out the password you just always get in trouble, always I deleted it because I felt bad Tim during our school years, you were always the one that was getting in trouble. I was well, because Tim has to take it from here occasionally here yeah, and that's.
Speaker 2:And he always crossed the line to get in trouble. I did, he couldn't just leave. It could just leave it, be all right. So the next one was zanga. It topped out about uh, 27 million users. All right, friendster, did y'all ever use friendster?
Speaker 4:no, but they talk about it on entourage stir. No, won't you find that out on friendster?
Speaker 2:you're right I never got I heard of that. It reached 115 million users. It was 2002. Linkedin I don't think about, I mean it is social media, linkedin, 2003.
Speaker 6:So long that's been around for a long time.
Speaker 5:I know, I didn't think it was that long 675 million users worldwide.
Speaker 2:Myspace in 2003. Facebook in 2004. Youtube in 2005. There's a lot in just like a four or five year span YouTube 05. Twitter 06. Tumblr 07. Whatsapp 09.
Speaker 6:Do y'all use WhatsApp at all? No, but is WhatsApp a social media?
Speaker 2:Yes, all of my WhatsApp is everything to most countries other than the US.
Speaker 4:Really, yeah, my mom always is like oh, send me on WhatsApp, I'm like, I don't have that.
Speaker 2:If you go to any other country, you need to get on WhatsApp, because that's the only way people communicate and phone calls too.
Speaker 6:Yeah, phone calls. They do phone calls through WhatsApp, yeah, so it's like an all-encompassing thing.
Speaker 2:It's kind of like iMessage and like all things Apple before Apple had it.
Speaker 4:Yeah, okay, it's encrypted. Has Sesame Street been popping up on y'all's Instagram to comfort you, or is it just me because of all the freaking out I've been doing? No, it's been popping up on mine and Elmo shout out to Elmo. He's been doing a lot of good stuff.
Speaker 6:No, it hasn't been popping up a lot. What has he been doing?
Speaker 4:He's been asking if you're okay, Are you okay? How are you doing? Oh? That's sweet. And, dude, he had a really good one with Andrew Garfield from Spider-Man fame about his mother. She had passed earlier. Like you know, I think in the last year, and he's been, Elmo's been on a mission for all the adults, Like you know what kind of what Steve from Blue's Clues is doing.
Speaker 2:Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4:Same shit and.
Speaker 2:I think it's really like.
Speaker 4:Today he put out a video just of like the birds chirping and, like you know, just for you to sit and relax. So Elmo's become this like mental health support yeah, 100%, 100% he's been doing work and he shout out to Elmo, Shout out to Elmo.
Speaker 2:So I'm sorry, go on, no, you're good. So WhatsApp was 09. Instagram 2010. Snapchat 2011. And then it slows way, the fuck down. Like those hold on snapchat on 20 2011 2011, okay, I never got on to snipch, snapchat snipch.
Speaker 2:It was terrible I never got on to snapchat that much I've always down like I always have it. Snip shit was bad. I'm not a big fan of snip shit. Um, and then vine, 2013. It had 200 million active users before shutting down. Four years later, tiktok started 2016. It is almost nine years old. That's wild 1.5 billion users, god I feel like I just got onto tiktok maybe a couple years ago. It says instagram's got more with two billion.
Speaker 4:Uh, wow well it's kind of linked in with facebook yeah, but facebook is facebook has its own.
Speaker 2:It's oh, 3.04 billion. Okay, but is there any new? So tiktok was 2016.
Speaker 6:Threads which I doesn't fucking count threads is like instagram's twitter. Yeah, no threads is like instagram's.
Speaker 4:oh, it is, yeah, you're right, I was thinking it's a, but that's Reels, so other than Vine 11 years ago, tiktok nine years ago and Threads last year.
Speaker 2:we don't really have any new social media. I feel like we're due. What would we do for social media? We got pictures, we got video. You got to combine them.
Speaker 6:I mean they do in both of them.
Speaker 4:Moving pictures.
Speaker 6:You gotta combine them. I mean they do in movie moving pictures. No, I think they're called talkies. I think we get to the point now where it's you with the virtual reality.
Speaker 2:Well, they had. The one. What was the be real that flopped hard. I mean, people got on it to be real. The one where you took a picture of like, wherever like. It would pop up at any point of the day it didn't mention no, but it didn't.
Speaker 6:Four square there was four square where you they didn't mention Foursquare. No.
Speaker 2:I used to love Foursquare I loved it.
Speaker 4:I loved seeing where people checked in. It's like where I checked in, like if people how many people that I knew have been there.
Speaker 2:And be the king of that place back yeah people still use four square really yeah, um, but what was I gonna say? What? The fuck, I was gonna say I don't know.
Speaker 4:I was thinking about saying something too, but I forgot shite so you asked you what you asked was like.
Speaker 6:So what do we do for like what's next? And I said movie pictures. But I think I'm gonna say are you said? Yeah, I think vr some sort of VR social, because they have MetaWorld right.
Speaker 4:There's MetaWorlds and there is VRChat where you're able to like. Whenever I'm watching NBA, I was watching Detroit Lakers last night Detroit Lakers, detroit versus the Lakers, and you're in the room. You know how I said you're courtside. You're watching courtside with a bunch of other people that are in the room and you can like the closer you get to them, you can hear and get involved in their conversation. Shut the fuck up and like you, just move.
Speaker 4:You can move away, or you can mute your mic, but you're watching. You can watch it in private. The same goes for like.
Speaker 2:What if they look back at you?
Speaker 4:Well.
Speaker 2:I mean, it's your avatar.
Speaker 4:Oh fuck, that'd be weird, that'd be really weird. Oh well, I mean, my Javier QPDR is my screen name, so obviously my name's on my thing.
Speaker 4:I shouldn't do that, by the way, but like the same goes for big screen app on the MetaQuest, like the same thing. There are rooms where you can get into, where they're watching movies, like they were playing the wild robot and they were playing like harry potter in some rooms on sundays. There are rooms where they play nfl games and you're just like in a theater. You're in a theater with a bunch of people. You can get tomatoes, you can get popcorn and throw them.
Speaker 2:You can throw them at people so vr is next, it's next, it is portion part, it's meta. So it's not going to be like some cool new company. It's gonna be the same shit as everything but the apps, the apps that you download.
Speaker 4:It's not just meta worlds, it's like like the like how I'm talking the big screen app that's it's its own different thing. Vr chat is it's its own different thing. Two days ago I was playing a game that was like uh, call of duty and um, fortnite, where you had to go. You walk around. The cool thing about the meta quest 3 and not being sponsored, by the way, is that brought to you by meta quest 3 brought to you by facebook and meta.
Speaker 4:Hey, we're tracking you whatever you're doing we know you're watching porn um, but it like senses everything around you, like builds a barrier, and if you get too close to like something that might hurt you, it'll like you'll see the fence, you'll see the, the vr fence. But I was playing a video game where you're in there, you're controlling, you're moving with the joystick, but you're controlling the gun, you're moving it up and down and shooting people and you're with a party and I was doing that yet like two days ago, and it was a lot of fun. I was like holy fuck, not to mention like beat saber, like there's a lot of workout games in there.
Speaker 6:It's really fun, like I was playing so you highly recommend it, I do, and it's got the augmented reality right.
Speaker 4:It does I haven't used that yet. I haven't used that. I really want to, but here's what I see.
Speaker 6:I talked about this previously, about the augmented reality aspect of these headsets is, think about it Like you've got to fix your car. I have augmented reality. I pull up my YouTube over here showing me how I'm supposed to fix the car. I'm like doing that, okay, and I you know whatever. Or like you're trying to figure out well, how do I, how do I pop dents out of a car? Never done this before. So you pull up your your tutorial where you work. Or you're watching YouTube while you're doing your work, cause you can still see everything. Or cooking, got a recipe and you're cooking, yeah video you're cooking.
Speaker 4:Yeah, google glass 2 uh, it's, it's just for enterprise. Um, that's, that's all it does. It's just for you, like you're saying, if you need it. The example was you're working on a car what do I need to take apart to get to this part? And it showed the breakdown and the schematics and what you got to take off and how to do it. So I thought that was pretty neat.
Speaker 6:But the same goes for this I think we're at that point because you, you had um, uh, what is the apple vision pro and outrageously expensive by the way, great product.
Speaker 4:I think they said they stopped.
Speaker 6:They're stopping production, yeah it was a great product in the sense of like what it can do and everything and how well it's made. We're not ready for that price point no but not for, yeah, not for three grand, that's, but but the but the quest, the meta quest, or whatever the you can get what is it? Three or four hundred bucks well, you can get one, you can get into one that's like almost like 500, or the one I have is the one for 5, 5, 12 gigs.
Speaker 4:Yeah, uh like for 500, but it's got the better quality cameras right, or you can do a step down and three 3S and you still have cameras and everything and still get all of those features.
Speaker 6:For the most part, it's just not as good. It's like getting the iPhone 16 or iPhone 16 Max Pro.
Speaker 2:So I have the two. Can I still do things with you? Yeah, you can.
Speaker 4:Okay, you just got to get my username. And then even upgrading is pretty good, like now you don't even have to use the controls. Like you just double tap the controls, your hands pop up, you drop the controls and now you're using your hands, damn. And so like I'm able to, like, grab a screen, move it around and do shit. And it doesn't work with porn. I'm kidding, I've never used it for porn.
Speaker 6:Lies, but I mean, I'm also thinking like you want to watch something, but you don't want to watch what your significant other's watching. So, you can pull up your screen and be watching whatever and have the sound coming in, but you get to share space and you're not stuck.
Speaker 2:I think it's like TikTok for me. I want to be able to multitask, and I can't multitask with something that's on my face. You know what I mean. Like I feel like I think you can, though, with this.
Speaker 4:Well, if you want to get out, you just on mine, you double tap the side of the screen and then, like, I can see you, I can like see what you're doing and then, like, look around, do what I need to do.
Speaker 2:If back into that world that I'm in double tap again and I'm back where I'm at. I mean, I'm saying like I, I work. You know normal hours say eight hours and I'm driving an extra three hours, and by the time I get home I want to watch something on TV and so I'm scrolling and watching TV.
Speaker 2:I can't watch TikTok and watch TV because I don't know what's going on in the videos sure and I feel like it's kind of the same thing with with that, because the experience is like this this is, this is everything you know. I feel like it's kind of the same thing with that, because the experience is like this is everything you know. What I mean, like I can't watch TV and also be included in this game, or whatever, but you could.
Speaker 4:You could. You could because you can still have the window where you're on YouTube right here, or I was on Instagram, you know, scrolling through stuff and the TV right here in my living room, or there's another window that you can have with stuff going on and so, but not right here in my living room. Or there's another window that you can have with stuff going on and so, but not with the. So okay, so you're saying you can still multitask within this thing?
Speaker 6:yeah, there's like three to I think three to five windows you can have or an augmented reality where you've got your whole world in front of you, still open, but you have like a window open no, that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so you're still I can watch a movie that sarah's watching. Pay attention to that and then get on my instagram over here, yeah, and be doing both things. Yeah, yeah, okay, so like I can like.
Speaker 4:If I had it on right now, I can have like what I have here, I can have above. You have that open, still look over here and look at you and interact, but it'll stay right there above yeah, I think that's a.
Speaker 6:It's the way of the future, and now I envision watching movies. It's just a matter of time before you're actually able to walk around within the movie.
Speaker 2:That's what I think I feel like on a plane. Once this becomes more okay and people won't look at you funny on a plane, I would use the shit out of it.
Speaker 4:Oh, I would do that. There are videos of people that are already doing it on planes, really, yeah.
Speaker 2:Because I feel like that would be the shit. I mean, I guess you would need internet, you would need the, you would need yeah.
Speaker 6:Well, unless you could download videos so you can watch movies. I mean it's got. Yeah, I got 512. You get the free Wi-Fi if you get a certain seat on some flights or whatever.
Speaker 2:For flights. I feel like I would definitely.
Speaker 6:I think road trips where you're not having to the thing too like this one.
Speaker 4:They sell battery backups, so it does It'll last for like three hours without being charged, and so they have stuff on the TikTok shop where you can buy the strap, where it has the battery backup built in, for like double playing time.
Speaker 6:And so it's really interesting, like I mean I've been. I've been looking at them for a while now.
Speaker 4:I use it every day since I've had it and it's like I play like Beat Saber, like I thought I would use my Switch every day.
Speaker 6:I don't Same.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I do. I still use it like maybe once a week, you know, playing like Super Mario World or whatever.
Speaker 2:It is my favorite console.
Speaker 6:Westworld, westworld, yeah. Yeah. Words. No. Isn't there a game like you can?
Speaker 2:No, that's a series, that's a show.
Speaker 6:I feel like there's like a or no Bar Fight. Oh, I've played that.
Speaker 4:You could. There's a game called Bar Fight. You like you actually, you can actually drink the beer and you're you're like stumbling, you can like throw stuff at people and fight people. It's a lot of fun.
Speaker 6:I think that's the future as the future. Ok because it's getting to the point now where it's it's affordable.
Speaker 4:It's kind of like the stadium app that I'm telling you about or you can watch, like other games like that are on you, if your friend has one, you can be in the same lobby and like just watch the game together, so we can all watch.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we can all be in the same room technically and like watch these things.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's really, it's a lot of fun. I'm not gonna lie like I'm.
Speaker 6:This was a really really good purchase and it wasn't one of those where it's like I shouldn't have spent my money on this.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was worth it hey, we just had a voicemail come through uh on our. It doesn't look like a a good one, but y'all want to do it anyway yeah, let's play. We haven't done that a while okay, so we have got a voicemail from a number that I'm not familiar with, so let's just go ahead and see with. This says any day now guys.
Speaker 5:You got on there kind of whack. I feel like I got more intelligence and all three of them combined like I learned it through the streets. And then shit, I went to a past school, high, I went to gum bar and then I even went to polytech and a little bit of tremble tech my senior year. Then I graduated from tcu full ride scholarship.
Speaker 6:I'm playing uh so you know I had a whole stable of snow bunnies.
Speaker 2:And if we don't, we trifling apparently.
Speaker 6:Well, I've always said you're a trifling.
Speaker 2:I for one.
Speaker 4:I don't want to be some trifling ass bitch. You know, you heard.
Speaker 2:You heard Is it me or is that a lot of schools. That's a lot of schools. Why did you go to so many?
Speaker 6:That would be my first question why did you go to so many schools, why so? Many schools? And second, why did you go to so many schools?
Speaker 2:Thanks for calling in Jabari, but I'm so confused by that.
Speaker 6:You know, maybe that sets up a precedence though, Like if we let him come on. If we just let him come on right. We don't know this person.
Speaker 2:No, not at all.
Speaker 6:And he just shows up and comes on, then the other people are going to start calling and just wanting to come on and we start letting them. We're opening a door.
Speaker 2:We can't do that no.
Speaker 6:We've got to keep open borders here.
Speaker 2:We're not letting people ask to come on.
Speaker 6:Hands across America. We are going to hand shoes.
Speaker 2:who comes on the show we're going to?
Speaker 6:hand shoes.
Speaker 2:Hand shoes we got to go out there and grab them, and that's who they're going to come on the show. Is it going to be?
Speaker 4:like an old school situation where we're in one of them A-team vans and we just have, like fucking, a hood on their head. We shoot you. You say anything, we'll fucking kill you.
Speaker 2:We're just kidding, we're just going to bring it back before dinner. They sit down on the mic, pull up the hood and they're like on camera, like oh, that sounds great. We can't do that.
Speaker 4:I mean we might. I mean Jace has to do it.
Speaker 6:I still think we need to add, we need to put over our videos just the phone number, yeah, on TikTok, because I mean some of our videos have gotten, you know some good amount of views.
Speaker 2:When did that voicemail come in? It came in at 825, so about an hour ago.
Speaker 6:Some of us some views that we've gotten 5,000 views, listen, 10,000.
Speaker 2:We put it on our YouTube now so you can call us, leave a text, leave us a voicemail 817-677-0408. Uh, eventually we will have that call in only episode where we're not going to even talk. We're going to wait for people to call in and uh, that's what we're going to do. We'll see what happens. Oh, I remember I was saying I was talking about be real. Did y'all never get on be real? No, we never got on be real. Okay.
Speaker 2:So be real was this thing. I, I, I like the concept, but it also was just a fail of a concept. But essentially, you have an app and then you would get an alert once a day. Everyone on the app gets the alert and you have. I think it was one minute. You've got like 60 seconds, maybe it was five minutes, I don't know. You have a short time frame in which you have to take a picture, both the front camera and the back camera, and so you would see it come up on Instagram and stuff, and someone would have a camera of what they're doing and then themselves like a selfie, and so that was the be real. So you're not pretending like you're somebody on Instagram or TikTok.
Speaker 6:What if you're in the middle of taking a shit? Are you forced to take these pictures?
Speaker 2:No, just don't do it that day.
Speaker 6:Oh, okay.
Speaker 2:But it's a way for people to say like look, I'm a normal person, this is my life, I'm not out there trying to like, act like I'm something crazy, but it's like a once a day thing once a day. That's it. That's it, yeah, and it doesn't take any time. It's two pictures. Yeah, I don't hate that concept, it just it didn't. It didn't last very long, because what do you do with it? What do you? Where do you go from there? Nowhere canhere.
Speaker 6:Can you comment? I think you could comment, maybe there. Yeah, but I don't know, it's not like regular social media. I don't know, all right, so I don't think I've got anything else. Yeah.
Speaker 4:Shout out to friends. Shout out to Candies, shout out to Candies, shout out to Candies. The Black Gato Candy Company, hell, yeah, good ass. Shit right here. Try that shit right here. You heard, you heard the homies over here going crazy in the streets with this shit. Jabari, I blame you, dog, yeah, but no. Once again, thanks to you again for joining us here on the Funky Panther. You can find us on all streaming platforms YouTube, facebook, tiktok, all of this shit. And if you're not following us already, do so and leave us a great comment. We have a phone number it's 817-677-0408. And, man, please, for the love of God, write us comments, watch our previous videos and get on our streams. Man, god, write us comments, watch our previous videos and get on our streams man.
Speaker 4:So, as my white brother in Christ here would say stay gay. I mean stay good. I'm Javier, I'm Chad and I'm Tim, and we are the Funky Panther.
Speaker 2:Peace in the Middle East, brother, bye.
